Skip to playerSkip to main content
  • 6 months ago

Category

😹
Fun
Transcript
00:00Tonight on the most chaotic reunion in South African history, Zuma, Ramaphosa, and Julius, one stage.
00:10One question, who is paying back the money?
00:14Eh, he. First of all, I want to say, I don't know why I'm here. I already paid, emotionally.
00:22No, you didn't. You paid in chicken dust and vibes. Where's the money, Zuma? Pay back the money.
00:30Let's approach this rationally. The economy is recovering. The future looks bright. We must all be patient.
00:41Patient? You've been patient since 1994. My bro, eh? You've been strategically thinking for 30 years. Where's the action?
00:52I think he left it at parla parla under the couch behind the buffalo.
00:58The buffalo is irrelevant. We are here to talk about corruption, which, by the way, I am actively fighting every second Tuesday.
01:09Fighting corruption? You mean inviting it for dinner and giving it dessert?
01:14Now, Julius, be nice. At least he gave us dessert. I only had Nacandla firepool and tears.
01:24Mr. Zuma, can you confirm the exact amount still unpaid from the Mkanda upgrades?
01:30Look, I've said many times, I don't know the figure. I was not counting. I was swimming.
01:40Swimming in what? Gold taps? Champagne? Allegious debt funds?
01:45No man, don't be dramatic. It was a firepool for emergencies. Like when Julius visits.
01:55Let's focus on solutions. We need to rebuild trust with the people.
02:01Step one. Give back the money. Step two. Stop hiding it like you starred in an episode of Survivor Treasury Edition.
02:11Ha-Woo. Next he will say, we need to open an only fence for parliament.
02:17Don't tempt me. I'd subscribe to see you explain Mkandla in 4K.
02:23Gentlemen, let's have dignity. South Africans are watching.
02:29They've been watching since ESCOM left them in the dark for 12 years.
02:33At least load-shedding is fair. It steals from everyone equally.
02:39Final question. Will any of you actually pay back the money?
02:43Define pay.
02:44Define money.
02:46This country is finished.
02:48But at least we are finishing together. Viva.
02:52Coming next week. The load-shedding dating game.
02:55Don't forget to follow for more.
02:57Like, share, comment.
02:59What do you think and want to see next?
03:01Thank you for watching and see you on the next episode.
Be the first to comment
Add your comment

Recommended