Mr Men D01 E04 Cars

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00:00Textning Stina Hedin www.btistudios.com

00:30THE MISTER MEN SHOW

00:43Few things bring as much joy to the Mr. Men and Little Mrs. as their cars.

00:57Out on the open road with the wind blowing through whatever hair they may have, the good

01:05people of Dillydale know how to get somewhere quickly and comfortably.

01:11Oh, what a terrible day for driving. Too much sun and all this traffic. Oh, would it be

01:20so hard to make a car seat this comfortable? Now what? Great. Suddenly there's not a car

01:29in sight. How am I going to get a lift home? Hello there, Mr. Grumpy. Oh, great, Miss Sunshine.

01:36Isn't my day bad enough? Is there something wrong with your car? Or is your engine getting

01:43a suntan? Apparently my engine has overheated. I have no idea what that means. I'm not mechanical.

01:48But do you want to live back into town? Do I go with her or stay and get picked by hungry

01:55buzzards? I think I'll stay. But how will you get back into town? You've made your point.

02:03Hop in. It's lucky I came along. I'll be the judge of that. Why aren't we moving?

02:09Because you're not wearing your seatbelt. Isn't it a beautiful day?

02:16Keep your eyes on the road. Look at those farms. They smell.

02:20And all the animals. They smell worse. What about...

02:23Don't care for them neither. How did you know what I was going to say?

02:27Doesn't matter. Drive. Can you roll up the window and turn on the air conditioning?

02:32I don't have air conditioning. I like feeling the wind in my face.

02:36Oh, how about some music? I think the radio makes the trip so much more fun.

02:42You took the words out of my mouth. Get down. The boogie's got me.

02:46I don't like that song.

02:48I'm the one that caught the big men. I like this one even less.

02:56Stop the car.

02:58Oh, what happened? Nothing. I suddenly had the urge to get a little exercise. I'll walk home from here.

03:04Okie dokie, great travelling with you.

03:07It's just so unnatural to be that happy.

03:11OK, Dillydale Choir Club, ready to rehearse?

03:14Be it snail, whale, quail, or nightingale,

03:18everything is happy in Dillydale.

03:21There's never any reason to be crappy, bad or grumpy,

03:25unless you're a certain Mr. Grumpy.

03:28Oh, crooked cucumbers!

03:37Drivers to the starting line! Drivers to the starting line!

03:52Good work, Miss Helpful!

03:54Thank you for letting me be your assistant, Miss Scary. I love helping!

03:58After the race, I just might let you help me watch the car.

04:02I bet this big truck is a little much for you, eh, Mr. Strong?

04:08Not really. Piece of cake, Mr. Rude.

04:11Good tidings, fellow competitors!

04:18You guys don't have a chance against my rocket racer.

04:21It's got the power of 800 horses!

04:23Worst that may be true, this car has the power of a one-legged ostrich!

04:27Mr. Small is right. Have you ever tried to catch a one-legged ostrich?

04:31Ho-ho-ho! They're fast!

04:33Fast?

04:34I'll show you fast!

04:36Mr. Rude!

04:38Mr. Rude!

04:41Uh...

04:42Mr. Lable!

04:43Oh, oh, oh, oh!

04:45Mr. Men and Little Mrs. Stooge, no wrenching!

04:50Ready!

04:52Steady!

04:54Really steady!

04:56Ow!

04:57Oh!

04:58Oh!

04:59Oh!

05:00Oh, oh, oh, oh!

05:01Uh-oh!

05:02Sounds like my engine's knocking!

05:03That could be trouble!

05:04Maybe if I speed up!

05:06Oh!

05:07Oh!

05:08Ooh!

05:09Oh!

05:10No en'II PIER!

05:12Oh!

05:13Oh!

05:14Mr. Pugh!

05:15I туда was before.

05:17s, ms, ms, a魚!

05:18Let's go on!

05:19You've got his own blown Blumen?

05:20Ha ha ha ha ha!

05:22What a face!

05:24It looks like Miss Turnable!

05:26But wait, it's Miss Turnable!

05:28No, it's Miss Scary!

05:30No, it's Miss Miss Small!

05:32No, it's Miss Turnable by a bumper!

05:34Miss Turnable has won the dilly-dilly-dow 500!

05:40Yee-hee! Yee-hee!

05:42Hey, Mr. Quart, don't you sit there?

05:44We've got to work to do.

05:46Oh, I'm tired of it.

05:50Yes, Mr. Pernickety!

05:52Good morning, Mr. Stubborn.

05:54I understand you have a car for sale.

05:56I do.

05:57Well, I'm looking to buy a car.

05:59Something clean and well-maintained,

06:01preferably the colour blue with the grey interior.

06:04I have just the car for you.

06:06Oh, goody. I knew this would be my lucky day.

06:09The car is in perfect condition.

06:11Perfect? Well, then why are you selling you?

06:14Why should I keep all the good cars for myself?

06:17Very generous of you.

06:19Well, where is it? All I can see is a rusty old wreck.

06:23That is not a rusty old wreck.

06:25That's the car for sale.

06:27But it's... it's disgusting.

06:30Try to contain your enthusiasm.

06:32Come, let's take it for a test drive.

06:34That's not necessary, Mr. Stubborn.

06:36You must test drive a car before buying one.

06:38Don't you know anything? Here, catch!

06:41The steering wheel feels a little loose, not to mention covered in grease and grime.

06:49That isn't grease and grime.

06:50And half this pedal is missing.

06:52It is not missing. It's just small.

06:54No, I can clearly see where the pedal snapped in half.

06:58You are wrong!

07:00The speedometer must be broken.

07:02It says we're going a hundred miles an hour.

07:05There's nothing wrong with that speedometer!

07:07It just doesn't seem like we're going that fast.

07:10Of course we are!

07:12They don't build them like this anymore.

07:16What about all that black smoke?

07:18What smoke?

07:19The smoke pouring from the exhaust.

07:22That lets you know the engine is working well.

07:27Ooh!

07:28This is the worst car I have ever seen.

07:32Well, if that's your attitude, I'm not selling it to you.

07:35Good.

07:36I would give it away before I'd let you buy it.

07:37Well, that's fine, because I don't want it.

07:40I promise you, you are the one person on earth

07:43who will never ever own this car.

07:45Hold it right there.

07:47I have every right to buy that horrible machine,

07:50and that's just what I'll do.

07:52No!

07:53Yes!

07:54No, I will not sell you this car.

07:55I insist you sell me this car!

07:58Now, Mr. Stubborn, let this be a lesson to you.

08:02The customer is always right.

08:05The customer is always cheap.

08:08Let me know when the explorers are hot.

08:11That's not scary.

08:12He ESTON CAR zap example.

08:14Where are the Department of alten capitalism?

08:16My DOOR real life as well.

08:17shoveling water wielder.

08:19Come on, Sammy.

08:25Here you go, Mr. Bum!

08:26Thanks, Miss Whoops!

08:28Er, who did you say was coming to take me home?

08:30Mr. ScatterBrain.

08:31Oh, maybe I should have called a cab.

08:34Don't be silly.

08:36Mr. Scatterbrain's a very good driver.

08:41Sorry I'm late.

08:43I had to return a wrench to a monkey.

08:46Take good care of yourself, Mr. Bump.

08:50See you, fellas.

08:52Here you go, Mr. Bump.

08:54Are you sure this isn't too much trouble for you?

08:57Oh, no trouble at all.

09:00Help!

09:00It's good to know those still work.

09:05Red light, Mrs. Scatterbrain! Red light!

09:12Oh, I love this game!

09:15One, two, three! Red light!

09:17No, no! Hands on wheel!

09:20Stop!

09:24I usually don't pick up hitchhikers,

09:27but who can refuse the chicken?

09:29Stop! Chicken!

09:31Well, seems it never pays to make a chicken there.

09:35Ah!

09:38No!

09:39Am I?

09:40Ah!

09:42Well, you're home!

09:44Oh, thank goodness.

09:47Thanks for the lift, Mr. Scatterbrain.

09:50I'll never forget it.

09:51I'll never forget it.

09:52Okay, Mr. Bump.

09:54Anytime.

09:56No!

10:00You never learn.

10:02And so it is that in Dillydale,

10:07no matter if you like to creep along slowly

10:09or zoom super fast,

10:13everyone loves driving cars.

10:15Of course,

10:16some cars are more fun to drive than others.

10:21I'll never forget it.

10:21I love to myself.

10:21Well,

10:23that's the best part that you like to jeep.

10:23I love to be roadators.

10:24And so it is nice.

10:25We're not悾ous.

10:26What?

10:27We usually put 국민 in some information now.

10:29We do need to pray.

10:30I love it.

10:31See you.

10:31This time you gotни depcomes here much.

10:32I don't have to pray.

10:33I don't see what?

10:34I love you.

10:36That's okay.

10:36I love you...

10:37We try.

10:38No problem.

10:39All right.

10:40I love you.

10:41Me.

10:41Like,

10:41nothing for you.

10:42I love you.

10:43So I love you.

10:44That's okay.

10:46Now,

10:46you know,

10:47Right on and you do?

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