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00:00Oh, Mr. Bernard, oh, Mr. Bernard, oh, Mr. Bernard, oh, Mr.人民
00:30THE MISTER MEN SHOW
00:43Much as the Mr. Men and Little Misses enjoy driving their cars,
00:55they enjoy washing them even more.
00:57Whether it's a trip through the Dillydale drive-through car wash,
01:01or the old-fashioned bucket of soap,
01:03there's no end to the lengths the Mr. Men and Little Misses will go for a clean car.
01:12Right, meet the Sunstone System 3000, Mr. Bump.
01:15This machine cleans 40 cars an hour.
01:17Oh, wow, Mr. Strong, that sounds like quite a machine.
01:20Then why exactly do you need me?
01:22Well, someone's got to work this thingy.
01:24You can't expect a machine to run on its own, can you?
01:26I suppose not.
01:28OK, here comes your first car.
01:30Now I need you to take that soap gun over there
01:32and spray the car down with soap as it passes by.
01:35Make sure it's really soapy,
01:37and the Sunstone System will do the rest.
01:39Well, this is easy enough.
01:41Well, this is easy enough.
01:42I knew you could handle it.
01:44I'll be mixing up some more car wax if you need me.
01:50Tag, you're it!
01:53Gotcha!
01:54Thought you could sneak up on me then, did you?
01:56Now listen here, chummy.
01:57When I say draw, draw, I win.
02:01Now, I have one squirt of soap left in this gun.
02:05Do you feel lucky?
02:08This is the first job I've had
02:10where there's no chance of me getting hurt.
02:13Oh!
02:14Doo-biddy-soo.
02:16Oh!
02:17Oh!
02:18Oh!
02:19Hot, hot, hot, hot!
02:20Oh!
02:22My eyes!
02:23Self in my eyes!
02:24Ow!
02:25Oh!
02:26Oh!
02:27Oh!
02:28Oh!
02:29Oh!
02:30Oh!
02:31Oh!
02:32Oh!
02:33Whack song.
02:37Ah, so how are you getting along there, Mr Bump?
02:40Having the time of my life, thanks, Mr Strong.
02:43Well, I shall be getting back to work.
02:47I wish all my workers were that good.
03:00Ah!
03:03Oh, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
03:07Hiya, Mr Penickety. What are you doing?
03:09What does it look like, Mr Messy?
03:11Here's a sponge, a bucket, a car and some soap.
03:16I have no idea.
03:18I'm washing my car.
03:20Really?
03:21Yes, really.
03:23Why would anyone wash a car?
03:24I mean, you're just going to leave it outside where it's going to get dirty.
03:27I enjoy a clean, sparkling car.
03:30Wow. Next you'll be washing your hedge.
03:33And your fence.
03:34I just may do that.
03:36Now, if you don't mind...
03:37Okay. See ya.
03:39Oh, that man knows just how to upset me.
03:43Hmm.
03:43Oh, my perfectly clean car.
03:50Why did those pelicans have to poop on my pride and joy?
03:54See? What did I tell ya?
03:56Well, how's he got the energy?
03:58Hello, Mr Lazy.
03:59Can I help you with something?
04:01No, just watching.
04:02I told Mr Lazy you were washing your car.
04:05He wanted to see for himself.
04:06I don't get why you'd put all that effort into cleaning when it's just going to get dirty
04:10all over again.
04:12Well, some people take pride in their cleanliness, while others take pride in their filth.
04:19That's what I'm talking about!
04:20Will you both please let me get back to my cleaning?
04:24Unless, of course, you want to lend a hand.
04:26No.
04:28Sometimes I think I'm the only one in Dillydale with any scents.
04:32Now, where did I put my favorite chamois leather?
04:35Sweet apple strudel, penguins, we're sardines.
04:40Not again.
04:42Shoo, shoo, you hideous, tuxedoed beasts.
04:46Keep your silly little fish to yourselves.
04:51See? What did I tell ya?
04:53Great McGillicuddy, you're right.
04:55He's washing it by hand.
04:58Oh, Mr Small, that's serious work.
05:00How true, Mr Nosey, how true.
05:03Don't you people have better things to do than stand there
05:07and watch someone clean their car?
05:10Not really.
05:11Er, Mr Penickety, why don't you just go into town to the drive-thru car wash?
05:15It's a lot easier.
05:17Not to mention thrilling.
05:19Drive-thru car wash?
05:22This car is a rare antique, and as such, I treat it with the utmost of care.
05:28Ah!
05:30Whoops!
05:31Sorry, Mr Penickety.
05:34My car is...
05:36Flatten, splatten!
05:37Look on the bright side, Mr Penickety.
05:40Now there's less to clean.
05:42Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
05:44Cleaning is my life!
05:47Ah-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
05:48Hello, and welcome to another edition of Driving with Miss Calamity, the weekly show where I take you on a guided tour to one of my favorite places.
06:11With me today is my good friend, Mr Rude.
06:14I am not your good friend.
06:16Such a joker.
06:18Well, today I'll be taking us to the Dilly Dale drive-thru car wash.
06:23What makes a drive-thru car wash so great?
06:26It's that you never have to leave the car.
06:28You mean I am trapped in here with you?
06:31It's only for a few minutes, Mr Rude.
06:34You can hardly call that trapped.
06:36Speak for yourself.
06:38Now, the most important thing to remember whenever you go to the car wash is to close your windows tightly.
06:45That's where electric windows come in handy.
06:46Oh, dear.
06:50I can't close the windows, and there's no turning back.
06:53Why did I ever agree to come with you?
06:56Oh!
07:07Normally, when the windows are closed, these powerful jets would just wash away any dust and dirt that may be on your car.
07:16Ah! No, the hair!
07:18Someone get me a bathing cap!
07:20What a calamity!
07:22You buffoon!
07:24And there you have it.
07:25Another fantastic trip through the car wash.
07:28I'll give you fantastic.
07:33Mr Rude!
07:38Well, that's it for today.
07:39Join me next week when we'll take a trip along the Dilly Dale mountain range on Driving with Miss Calamity!
07:46Hello, Mr Scatterbrain. Welcome to the genie-in-a-bottle car wash, where your wish is my command.
08:12Hello, Mr Grumpy!
08:13I like your hat!
08:15It's a turban. I'm a genie.
08:16Nobody told me we had genies in Dilly Dale.
08:20We don't. This is my uniform for work.
08:22Now, what can we do for you today, Mr Scatterbrain?
08:24I'd like my car washed.
08:25Is that all?
08:26Isn't that enough?
08:27Here at the genie-in-a-bottle car wash, we can change your oil, fix a bumper, even apply a new coat of paint.
08:34Well, in that case, I would like a new paint job. Maybe something with polka dots. That way, you won't notice when it gets really dirty.
08:44Your wish is my command.
08:48So, you really are a genie!
08:52No, this is just a job.
08:53Mr Grumpy, being a genie is nothing to be embarrassed about. Somebody has to do it.
09:00I am not a real genie. Now, will that be all?
09:03Well, let's see. My first wish was for the wash. My second wish was for the polka dots. Hmm.
09:10For my third wish, I'd like a hamster to keep me company on long drives.
09:16We don't sell hamsters.
09:19Then, how about something that smells like a hamster?
09:23Hmm. Here, take these fuzzy dice.
09:27They smell like tangerines. Are you sure you can't make fuzzy dice that smell like hamster?
09:35Yes, I'm sure.
09:37And all this time, I thought a genie could do anything.
09:41I just remembered! I left my waffle iron plugged in. I won't be needing the wash or paint job today.
09:48But I'll keep the dice, if that's okay. Toodaloo!
09:53At times like this, I wish I was a genie.
09:58Hmm.
10:00Hmm.
10:02Hmm.
10:05And so it is that with a little soap, a sponge and a dab of wax,
10:10sometimes a little too much wax,
10:13the good people of Dillydale proudly drive off in their sparkling clean cars.
