Details from Hoch's incredibly awkward movie theater experience last night

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Hoch gets an odd text from Dr. Chuck inviting him to a wine tasting TODAY at 6pm. Should he be offended for being a last minute invite? Plus, details behind Hoch and Appel’s movie date last night that turned out to have a weird seating arrangement.

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00:00speaking of funky buddha and uh alcohol if you will uh funky buddha they have everything from

00:08you know wine and aperol spritz to the beers that they make themselves um i got a text during that

00:15last commercial break from dr chuck and he said it was jim de joseph's birthday the other day

00:22and he said hey we got uh jimmer a dream birthday gift and now i don't think this was really for

00:29jim's birthday i think that chuck probably uh bid on this at some charity auction or someone gave it

00:35to him because he's a doctor but he says uh we've got a wine tasting class would you and laurie like

00:41to go as well and uh so i said well put us down for a yoo-hoo drinking class just not our it's not

00:48our thing like we i couldn't yeah like these people who tour you know like napa valley wineries or

00:54whatever i would be asleep after one winery i can't handle wine and alcohol and so what's it

01:00but then i said you know what when is it the hockmans like to be classy every now and then

01:04and he said today at six now how would you feel about that invitation because obviously

01:11we were 150 at laurie's in toronto so we can't yeah it doesn't matter so it's less than an hour now

01:20away we were 150th on their list probably the first democrats but 150th on their list

01:31for this wine tasting how would you feel if you got that invitation i feel a certain way

01:38yeah that was four late cancellations and now you find my number yeah yeah chuck

01:45just eat just eat the spots at that point you know you can't invite someone at five o'clock for

01:52a six o'clock wine tasting class solana you disagree i disagree wholeheartedly there's no doubt that he

01:58had no intention of ever inviting you now it's just correct i'm struggling to find people i'm texting

02:03everybody i possibly can i realize that but i think that's okay when the reward for you is free wine

02:12like if well okay you know what your free alcohol is fine you're not you're not wrong so if i was a

02:19wine drinker like you're not wrong somebody calls me i guess or texts me at 4 45 and says i've got

02:25inter miami tickets it's in the suite at six o'clock i probably don't react the same way even though i know

02:32that i'm the last minute invite on that my manhood's more than a couple glasses of wine i'm back with

02:40crowder half the medskers that's crazy to me man like i'll set all pride aside if it means i'm

02:49getting it free wine i'm getting free tickets to something i'm getting the better end of the deal

02:54here you didn't want to come with me in the first place now i'm here and i'm getting free stuff from

03:00you i mean that sounds like the best possible scenario in my case right no i'm not just some

03:08mop-up friend i don't want to be a mop-up friend right yeah right you know if i wasn't on your list

03:14yesterday i made your list now i don't want to be on the list right but now i'm the mop-up friend

03:20that you didn't want to come with in the first place right and look at me look at me i'm wearing

03:25a bernie sanders shirt now what are you gonna do right what are you gonna do you're gonna disinvite

03:30me while i'm already there yeah no i can buy my own bottle of wine too chuck

03:35there's some people that can smell wine and they'll tell you like what winery it's from what

03:44year it was from uh but they don't really know they're pretending they're pretending

03:50no i've been i've it's it's annoying too i don't buy it you and they smell it then they

03:58suck the air in their mouth it's a room nose it's a room yeah oh this is this is hints of plum and

04:04they don't know raisin this is from the napa valley get out of here man no i can do that with

04:09aperol spritz like i know what region of italy that aperol came from but which one is it which

04:15one is it hawk what's your uh the boot the boot region right and and if solana if that person

04:29that can do that what is that talent like what are you what you don't impress me well and and

04:35again there's no way to prove that it's right because nobody nobody cares yeah that's the thing

04:40like what are you why did you study this hard for the wine test like spend your time i

04:45guess we just lost jimmy cephalo as a fan of the show

04:48i was i was a last minute invite not last minute last minute because it was like three days before

04:56the movie but i ended up going to a movie last night proud of you would have loved this and we

04:59don't have time because i really want to get to this george shea segment i want to get headlines

05:02but you i mean would have loved this yesterday i told solana i went to the movies last night

05:08with josh appell his dad and his brother stepbrother and uh and but so you might ask well how did you

05:17how did you end up at an appell family movie outing um his dad got tickets to this f1 movie the new f1

05:26movie and it was at the imax in deerfield beach but i guess his dad was explaining to me yesterday

05:31and when josh sees me and his dad together he says it's my two dads it's so cute because we're both

05:36very proud of josh and um but he had i i guess tickets for an imax showing and it got canceled

05:44or something so they gave him some bonus tickets so they uh they had some extra tickets so appell was

05:49like my dad asked if you wanted to go so i said yeah i'll go laurie's out of town uh so i'll go to

05:54the movies with you and uh i sat next to appell and he was on twitter for the entire first 20 minutes

06:01of the movie oh goodness gracious he was on twitter for the entire first 20 minutes of the movie and

06:09after he slapped his phone out his hand what happened well i was online texting everyone i knew

06:16that appell was on twitter while the movie was going on in fact i even took some video

06:20but that's the movie there's appell i don't know if you can see it he's on his phone he's on twitter

06:26i don't get that man what is the point of going to a movie if you're not going to put your phone

06:32on do not disturb it's ridiculous to me you're wasting money well the the man movie night is

06:38already weird to me so the phone is just a little extra yeah right and it was like love seats so it

06:45was like those two-person capsules what yeah yes and and the we don't have time the ticket that they

06:55gave me wasn't in the capsule with appell it was because they just gave his dad like some extra

07:03tickets for this showing so appell and i we have like a wall you know it's like the two-person capsule

07:11and then there's a little bit of divider between the next two-person capsule then a little divider

07:16so there's like a wall i'm on the side of appell he's got there's a wall in between us i'm sitting

07:22next to a young black man in our capsule that's a cute couple i know so i immediately go you with

07:33caitlin clark or angel reese because that's going to determine whether i can sit here tonight

07:37robbing the cradle huh thought i had a 50 50 chance because he was at an f1 movie so i thought i had a

07:4650 50 50 chance he went to see idris whatever the hell his name is that's a good looking guy

07:51yeah i didn't know i yeah i didn't know anything about the movie until i watched it was uh great

07:57and terrible at the same time the movie makes a lot of sense top gun but like i mean just you have to

08:06really suspend disbelief um or believe i'm gonna i want to see it yeah uh but anyway the the capsule the uh

08:15the the second person in a pell's capsule didn't show up so about five minutes in i had to bid adieu

08:22to my young friend and say i'm going over to this capsule but it was fun while it lasted man you

08:28cheating on rashad i don't like that i don't like this at all i gave him a fist bump and i said

08:37i just don't think it's working out

08:39that's better than your interaction with the young black uber driver in tampa so i just did what

08:48crowder said hey this place gets sticky

08:50whole new meaning in a movie theater i was like what do you mean sticky how sticky how like the floor

08:58i'm like i don't know my black uh radio partner says sticky all the time i was just trying to be down

09:04with the struggle i was gonna say i hope you ain't say that in the movie solana because that would

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09:37durell hyundai all right so uh i just gotta invite from dr chuck to the wine class tonight

09:42you know he didn't send that joke to solana because solana wants to go

09:55i do i would take it in two seconds touch me chuck come on

10:00all right here's your schedule the marlins play tonight the nhl draft is tonight dr chuck of course

10:14won't be able to watch any of those

10:16this weekend this weekend this weekend you have inner miami if you and i just showed up at this

10:25wine tasting

10:26dirty clothes on

10:30no you take your you take aperol spritz to the wine tasting

10:41right what do you got what do we got next aperol spritz just keep just keep blurting it out

10:48hey man this red was warm man i don't drink no warm wine man need some ice

10:54uh inner miami plays on sunday against psg

11:01at noon from mercedes-benz stadium in atlanta the biggest game perhaps in mls

11:07history for an mls team no joke all right

11:11tyler hero appears according to a picture which i i cannot

11:17um say is is real or not with ai nowadays you never know but the heat music count posted a

11:25picture of tyler hero and his eyebrows appear to be bleached

11:28hmm again richer and weirder somebody texts in and this i'm good with the guy says i'm good with

11:36that invite as long as the person is honest and says hey i know it's last minute but somebody

11:41just bailed that's the way to approach that invite oh honesty take that as a life lesson

11:49yeah chuck

11:51you guys have high standards for things like bro somebody invited you cares all right i'll go

12:05whatever i wasn't the first person on the list i wasn't the first person uh uh on the hawkman

12:11crowder and solana show either i'll take it anyways but it wasn't even that though he expect like he

12:16invited me because he wanted the credit for the invite but he had no belief that i was gonna go

12:21that's the thing that that like so now he can say oh remember we invited you to that wine tasting

12:26well you didn't really

12:28crowder the dolphins drafted two players before they drafted you in the nfl draft i mean so what

12:37you still took uh you still took their invitation to join their team

12:40chuck gonna give me a couple million dollars i'm going but

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13:00cloudy hot today around 80 degrees that is your weather would you have introduced yourself to

13:06to the young fella in the uh in the in the little uh cubicle

13:11because i'm just sitting next to him to watch no young fellas no i'm just no i'm just sitting

13:18next to him watch a movie but should i say hey how are you i'm mark uh we're obviously sitting

13:22next to uh to each other do you like gladiator movies don't get to know him you can say what's

13:27up right offer him some of my popcorn no don't offer him anything don't it just we were in tight

13:34confines though it was kind of rude not uh that's his chair this is your chair

13:38right do you talk to everybody next to you on the airplane those are tied to the movie chairs

13:44right but i mean it was literally like you know sectioned off as if hey here's your two seats

13:51i obviously played this wrong because i gave him my number and i uh i bought him dinner

13:56also he's coming with me to the wine tasting tonight

14:03he's in the uber now headed to the house

14:12you

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