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00:00I'm so happy. I'm so happy. We're going to the auction in San Burrito. San Burrito. San Burrito.
00:15Y'all remember when Barry went to San Burrito?
00:18Anybody in the crowd want a breakfast burrito?
00:21Come on. Over here. All right.
00:25So I pulled a little something out of his bag.
00:27For Rebo's.
00:31So that's what we're going to do. We're going to generate a distraction because we're going to get a good unit out here.
00:38I've got a game plan.
00:43When storage units are abandoned, the treasures within are put up for auction.
00:52I think I scored on this.
00:54I'm in the green.
00:55Look at this.
00:56Money, baby.
00:57Money, baby.
00:58Money, baby.
00:59Money, baby.
01:00Money, baby.
01:01Money, baby.
01:02Money, baby.
01:03Money, baby.
01:04Auction time. San Bernardino, baby.
01:06We've had some really great auctions out here, Danny.
01:09Did I tell you you look great?
01:10Did I tell you you look great, too?
01:12I never saw a cougar with cheetah spots.
01:15Ooh.
01:16Technically, I can't be a cougar, honey.
01:18Why is that?
01:19I'm younger than you.
01:20Yeah, but what if you were a little bit younger than me?
01:22Wouldn't that make you a cougar?
01:23I mean, I could be a cute cougar to other people.
01:27But to you, it's like I'm a little snow kitten or something like that.
01:31Snow kitten?
01:32More like saber tooth.
01:33Meow.
01:34I plan to go fishing in a few days, and I don't want to dig into my bank account.
01:39I want to have the money made, so I'm going to be picky about what I buy today.
01:42I ain't buying anything or everything like normal.
01:44I'm going picky.
01:45Last time I was here, I found a bunch of old, awesome toys.
01:49They went quick.
01:50I mean, I sold them all in a week.
01:52If I can do that again, I have enough money for gas, enough money for presents, enough
01:56money for everything, even a couple extra dinners.
01:58Find another great room so I don't have to dig into my bank account.
02:01That's my goal for today.
02:04You know, I'm like the Babe Ruth of storage buying.
02:07Yeah, you keep on telling me this.
02:09Well, look, everybody else buys what they see.
02:12You cannot judge a book by its cover.
02:14It's not what we see, but it's what's hidden in the storage where the money is at.
02:17Like when a unit opens up, it's like a girl hitting at me at the bar.
02:20I want to judge it right away.
02:22That happens how often?
02:25Well, when I was single, that would happen five times a day.
02:28Oh my God, what book is this?
02:30It's called non-fiction.
02:32Wait, I think that means truth.
02:34It is not fiction.
02:35It's fiction.
02:36It is fiction.
02:37It's fiction.
02:38It is fiction.
02:39It's not fiction.
02:42I see a man in red.
02:44It does some .
02:45What's happening, you?
02:46I got them gators on.
02:47Oh, shut the .
02:48Where's that one?
02:49Gators.
02:50Yeah, I got the gators.
02:51Okay.
02:52The Barry Specials.
02:53Those are beautiful.
02:54Those boots are made for walking.
02:56These boots are made for bitten.
02:57You can't walk into your toes and .
03:00You know how to stretch a boot out, right?
03:02No.
03:03Take rubbing alcohol, board in both of them, and slide them on your feet, and that leather
03:06will stretch out and fit your foot.
03:08I bet they ain't got a method for pan stretching, too.
03:11Is that Renee?
03:12Yeah.
03:13Look at that.
03:14Renee can't even park.
03:15Hey!
03:16Why you park like that?
03:17Hey, the lines are there for a reason.
03:18He flexing.
03:19Think that's a good parking job?
03:20Woke up on the wrong side of the line.
03:21What bet did you lose?
03:22Killed 30 turtles to make them boots.
03:23Just alligator, man.
03:24Oh, is it?
03:25Yeah.
03:26Your pants are supposed to be tight if you're going to put them into some boots.
03:27You're probably supposed to be wearing jeans, to be honest.
03:28Can't you tell?
03:29I never did it before.
03:30I don't know your feet that big, can you?
03:31Don't speak on fashion.
03:32This is top professional buyer outfit right here.
03:34That is a money match.
03:35You're supposed to be wearing jeans, to be honest.
03:36Can't you tell?
03:37I never did it before.
03:38I don't know your feet that big, can you?
03:39Don't speak on fashion.
03:40This is top professional buyer outfit right here.
03:41That is a money match.
03:42I don't know your feet that big, can you?
03:43Don't speak on fashion.
03:44This is top professional buyer outfit right here.
03:48That is a money-making outfit.
03:50Hey, I'm coming to give out some burrito.
03:53Oh, thank you.
03:54Here, here.
03:55Put this in your mouth here, bro.
03:57I'll have you, too.
03:58Here you go, cowboy.
03:59Really?
04:00Yeah.
04:01Is it full of, like, crap or something?
04:03No, I don't do that, because I'm going to eat one myself, cowboy.
04:05Steak, chicken, and pork.
04:06It's all about the bug.
04:07All right.
04:08I need you to take a bite of this one.
04:09For real?
04:10Let's see.
04:11Okay, now give me a different one.
04:14I just want to make sure you didn't try to poison me.
04:16Do a lot of people try to poison you?
04:17Yeah.
04:18Yeah?
04:19I'm the king of the storage business.
04:21People will try to come for you.
04:22King of the storage business?
04:23Go sit in the car.
04:24Ice-cold breakfast burrito with a side of lumpy German sausage.
04:28Breakfast of champions.
04:29Welcome to the auction.
04:30We're Dan and Lord Auction with American Auctioneers.
04:33And before you go through these gates, you need to know the rules.
04:35You're going to go to the unit, remove the lock, open the door,
04:37give you five minutes to take a look around.
04:38You can't go inside the unit.
04:39You can't open any boxes.
04:41And who's ever got the most money in their pocket can't own it today.
04:43Are you ready?
04:44Yeah.
04:45Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:47Let's go.
04:48Let's go this way.
04:50This way.
04:51Here we go.
04:52Oh, man.
04:53That's a lot of walking.
04:54You're tired already?
04:55The auction's just started.
04:56That's whatever.
04:57Can you put that burrito?
04:58It's weighing me down.
04:59Woo-hoo.
05:00Sam Burrito has just claimed his first victim.
05:04We need to get you out more often.
05:06That's the burrito that's weighing you down.
05:08Yeah, exactly.
05:09That's what I'm saying.
05:10All right, baby.
05:11It is stacked and packed.
05:12Five by ten.
05:13I love a mid-century modern.
05:14Yeah.
05:15This storage unit has ivy written all over it.
05:16Dirty and heavy.
05:17That's up.
05:18Don't want to talk crap about me.
05:19You know I can hear it.
05:20I thought we was cool.
05:21Now I know where we stand.
05:22Now I know.
05:23Aren't those coffee tables like mid-century?
05:25No.
05:26Those are like...
05:27They look like they're like 1960s.
05:28No, they're about like 1997 and they have money.
05:29Look at the tools down there.
05:31That looks like craftsmen.
05:32Honey, that looks like heavy, dirty work.
05:36That's totally right up Ivy's alley.
05:37So, what?
05:38I'd like to make money.
05:39But I'd like to make money.
05:41Look at the tools down there.
05:42That looks like craftsmen.
05:43Honey, that looks like heavy, dirty work.
05:45That's totally right up Ivy's alley.
05:47So, what?
05:48I'd like to make money.
05:49Yeah, my kind of an old lady.
05:51i'd like to make money yeah but you don't have sons that can help load the trucks i got a wife
05:57a lot of power tools and it looks like the single guy that had a lot of tools it's a good unit i
06:00like it actually we're coming anyway that's why oh yeah hey three o'clock behind the gym oh no
06:08i'm scared better be there oh this actually is my kind of room got some big shoes right there
06:15that might fit one of the kids air compressor just bought one could use another one oh old
06:19gumball machine it's got a little bit of everything uh i'll be i'll dip into a little bit i'm trying
06:24to be picky this is not quite picky picky but this is just picky enough to get me to mississippi but not
06:29back now there's tools but not like good tools there's a little weed eater aside from those
06:36nightstands i don't really like anything in here if it goes for cheap but it's not going to it's
06:41going to go cheap yeah it's probably not for me danny all right now i see they got building
06:49equipment in here they got stuff to drag stuff that's a big ass lunch box right here i couldn't
06:56get all this in the toyota neither you know what i mean can you need to rip off some of the doors on
07:00that toyota stuff it everywhere rip off the doors and tie it onto the hood and everything i'll probably
07:07lose them all on the 15 freeway well just put the cheap stuff on the outside that's a smart maneuver
07:12i might keep that in a memory right take two trips this afternoon it's going down
07:22talking crap about me
07:23i think i'm gonna stop coming to these things all righty i see a hand in the air right there
07:43you're putting your hand too high in the air how's superman doing all right nice little unit here here
07:48we go number 20 what are you gonna pay say how much how much anywhere i got 30 30 but i'm a 40 40
07:53ticket 40 50 50 60 60 60 75. this hand ain't coming down for the auction's over so y'all might as well give
07:59up 100 there one in the corner one there one in the corner hundred and a half so you're gonna see
08:03this you're not spread up his alley i don't know why you're spying with me three and a half three
08:0650. oh damn that one quick yeah three and a half four hundred four and a half four and a half
08:10four and a half five five hundred five and a half five and a half five and a half six
08:14hundred six there yeah seven hundred seven to you seven hundred's all seven there seven
08:19i have seven eight sir eight where eight hundred there nine hundred here nine fifty sir take it as
08:23a look a nine hundred nine and a half be a nine fifty going once nine fifty there and a thousand
08:28there and one thousand dollar a thousand the big one oh no that's getting borderline it's probably
08:31still a good unit so you told you i was gonna buy that unit thousand bucks a thousand fifty
08:35more twice and have some kind of cold in one thousand fifty bucks a nine so they don't do
08:38longer than i four o'clock sir four o'clock sir you next four o'clock what time you made in casey
08:51no more burritos coming in strong baby float like a butterfly bed like a bee well this is what a
09:00thousand gets me let's find out if i'm happy or not well this is not a bad box to start off with
09:08here's one two pedigree that's what i used to feed my dogs three i think this is stacked with die cast
09:16cars another one these don't sell as good as they used to do but hey 100. oh very light i don't like
09:25light boxes they often don't mean good this one looks pretty good all brand new this whole entire
09:31box 250 bucks look at that 350 in two boxes you can't beat this with a stick uh-oh i have a feeling
09:38it's more die cast cars because it's really light yes it is well got another 250 right here boom well
09:47this is more my angle let's see where we at okay wow good condition not bad this whole entire box
09:5530 bucks
09:59is this giant weed whacker stuff what is this
10:04maybe it works together with that this looks like some kind of weird looking little like
10:08airship but i don't know how this all works wonder if you can got a controller somewhere
10:12and you just drive this underwater it looks like a camera go down there and find where the catfish are
10:16guess what i'll be cooking tomorrow definitely looks expensive anything that works in water and
10:21it's made rugged it's usually worth a bit of money well you know my motto if i don't know what it is
10:26find somebody who does oh sweet this is half the reason i bought it
10:34oh sweet sweet this is half the reason i bought it you see this old timey stuff like this you know you
10:40stand a great chance of a treasure hopefully i find the gumballs and the gum globe 25 all righty the
10:47magic boxes that i've been looking forward to but you see how they're all getting squished in that
10:52that means it's got a little bit of weight in them
11:00oh it's glass god dang it
11:04dollar two dollar at a time 60 bucks don't be more glass oh purses all right well this list
11:11hundred dollars would be used to you and crappy glassware lamp tops right there 20 bucks okay what
11:19we got oh feels breakable oh there we go well i guess that means it is breakable that's not super
11:27glue that's like snot glue it's all greeny color i know where you go go to your home boom now i needed
11:34some gumballs this thing was worth 25 now it's worth 50. stay away from my unit renee go that away
11:42those are still so good though those are like 25 bucks probably oh come out this almost looks like
11:49tiger oak old style though mid-century modern type table plus two
11:56one two three of these i would put these at all three 100 bucks now this i've been wanting to get
12:04to just because it's kind of neat i'm not a clock guy i just like some weird stuff it's a triple threat
12:11it's a table it's a clock it's a lamp and it's ugly 40 bucks i always like these boxes they usually have
12:17something good in them but these obviously don't because they're so light no money
12:24empty already
12:24oh damn well
12:30oh
12:46here comes the bride
12:47i thought you did it again you did this last time
12:50goodbye old friend
13:08all right i'm tired of walking already ready to go home sit in my chair and drink a beer
13:12you guys are getting weak in your old age
13:16drop that lock off
13:19all right folks 10 by 15.
13:23whoo packs stacked and all that 10 by 15.
13:29some bags in the front here i don't know if this is authentic or not i have to pull it out but there's
13:34a louis vuitton could mean there's some other decent stuff in here there's a lot of items it looks
13:39like a lot of kids stuff which i can't use but maybe there's some furniture or something in the
13:43back might bet on it
13:47oh that looks like michael kors got 200 bucks right there shoes still in the box can't beat that
13:56a lot of stuff still in the original boxes that makes it much much much easier to sell a lot of
14:01money in this room a lot of volume i was trying to be picky but it's a lot of volume for a picky guy
14:07very very good unit we got a bunch of boxes we got a little safe right there that's a speaker stand
14:13low-key fan which i need right now because i'm leaking yeah this one here's a little too big for
14:19my little toyota that bag says ld okay well this is a good reason to buy this unit oh my god i just
14:27got really excited that's because you're standing next to me no that's not why it's called designer
14:32i'm like oh my god but that's not a real louis vuitton is it i've never seen a pattern like that
14:36with louis vuitton it looks like a family there's a lot of kids stuff in there but the good thing
14:40about this unit that's just a lot of quantity so it has potential there's a lot of stuff in here
14:44let's see what it goes for okay all right here we go and take a look look it over don't over look
14:49at me about this from here we go look at me five five one of the five hundreds 250 empire
14:58now
15:03800 there. What about nine?
15:05999 where? $900, $1,000?
15:07$1,000, which is $1,000.
15:0811, $1,100. What about $1,200?
15:1112 there. What about $13? What about $14?
15:12I got 14 here. What about $15?
15:14$1,500? Where? I got $15 there.
15:16What about $16? $16. $16? $15.
15:18I want to say eight. I'm good.
15:2017. What about $17? What about $18?
15:22$18? $18? What about $19?
15:23$19? $19? What about $19?
15:25What about $19?
15:25I know. That's kind of hyper stuff.
15:27How about that?
15:28Hey, today. What about $2,000?
15:29No, folks!
15:3021, 22. 21, 22.
15:3321, 22.
15:3422. 22. 23. 22.
15:3624. 24 going 1.
15:39Oh, thedi's good swapping innovate.
15:41What about $2,000 to half, going twice.
15:43I'm good here, y'als.
15:44What the going with these people, bruh?
15:47I got $24, I want to put $24,
15:48$50 going once.
15:50$24, $50 going twice.
15:53Oh, my God.
15:55Bro, y'all crazy.
17:25I see a bunch of clothes, some cans of food, some blankets.
17:33There's nothing here for me.
17:34I've got a little baby unit here.
17:38Oh, Reebok, suitcases, pots and pans.
17:42Wow, this is definitely not the room for me.
17:44I'm way, way, way more pigier than this.
17:46Those shoes, I think, might be expensive.
17:49That's what designer ran.
17:50Seven, they make jeans.
17:52I've never seen them make shoes.
17:53It's also a movie about somebody's killing everyone in a horrific way.
17:57That's not a good sign.
17:59That's food right there.
18:00We don't buy units with food in them.
18:01That's the rule.
18:02Why not?
18:03Yeah, yeah.
18:03Because that's not a good sign when they store food.
18:05Might be military food.
18:07They got some skillets in here.
18:08You know, scrambled eggs and sausages.
18:10All that kind of good stuff.
18:12Well, there's a lot of mystery in here.
18:15Daniel, watch for my bid.
18:17I will.
18:18Oh, Barry.
18:24Hey, here we go, everybody.
18:25What's your pleasure?
18:26What are you going to pay?
18:26Say how much?
18:27I got 50 right there.
18:29Here, here, here.
18:31Here, here.
18:32Now, to you.
18:33If you did, we're going to put your money back to you, 50 where?
18:35Five, five, 100.
18:36Here you go, bro.
18:40Here you go, bro.
18:40Here you go, bro.
18:41Three, fast enough burritos.
18:43There, three in a quarter there.
18:44Three, two, three, 50.
18:44I got three in a quarter.
18:45Three, two, three, 50.
18:46Where?
18:46Three, 50.
18:47You're going to want chicken or said no.
18:48Three and a quarter.
18:49Three and a half of the three, 50.
18:50You're going twice.
18:50I'm going to find a call at $325 a night.
18:53No, that's your way, Barry.
18:54I mean, Kenny.
18:55Yeah, you got it right the first time.
18:57You got it.
18:59Burritos and canned goods.
19:00Now, that's a Thanksgiving miracle for your boy, America.
19:04I see the whole grain rich pancakes.
19:07Goongaya.
19:12All right.
19:13Come on.
19:14Let's go.
19:14Let's go.
19:15Woo-hoo.
19:16All right.
19:16It was a lizard.
19:18Vintage unit with one vintage lizard.
19:24I like the suitcase.
19:26Looks like there's a lot of cool furniture in here.
19:29The old desk.
19:30I like the canes.
19:32Yeah, I'll definitely take a stab at this one for sure.
19:35Well, a dollar for the dust.
19:37You're a rich man.
19:38Everything else, you're going to have to work to sell.
19:39Oh, weed whacker.
19:40I practiced my weed whacking on that fake bush right there.
19:42Uh, stay picky, Ivy.
19:45Stay picky.
19:45Stay away from it.
19:46Stay away from it.
19:47Man, there's some dusty stuff in here, bro.
19:51But the only flink plants and I'm thinking a lizard is in here.
19:54Yeah, that's kind of spooky, bro.
19:56You got another weed eater in here, bro.
19:58Yeah, that's not the kind of weed I like.
20:00That's what Barry would say.
20:01Jamie might say that, too.
20:03F***ing low-key undercoat, right?
20:05Yeah.
20:06I'm going to think I'm going to pass on this dusty thing here.
20:08But you could do a haunted house in this.
20:11Big time.
20:11Yes, you could.
20:13Trick or treat.
20:14It was deceiving, but when you get closer up, it looks good.
20:18I mean, it's all furniture.
20:19Those chairs are kind of cool.
20:20Those are storytelling time chairs.
20:22But it's heavy.
20:23That's the only problem.
20:23I don't know.
20:23Like, I already got that big-ass unit.
20:25It says EJ on the trunk.
20:28That's actually not a trunk.
20:29That's actually some sort of resuscitator.
20:30It's just like an early medical device.
20:32It's actually interesting.
20:33Yeah.
20:34I don't know if it's worth anything.
20:35Well, it might save a life.
20:37What's that worth?
20:38Nothing.
20:39Too many people on this planet.
20:40You're so mean.
20:41I mean, I'm sorry.
20:42You know, I'm a German.
20:43A German that doesn't value human life?
20:45I'm not touching that one.
20:47All right, here we go.
20:48Everybody, what are you going to pay?
20:49They're going to shoot.
20:4910, 10, 20.
20:51Put up a 20, 30.
20:52Put up a 30, 30.
20:53Put up a 30.
20:53Right here.
20:54Yes, tell us now.
20:55Baby, we're in a lot of units.
20:57No, this one's a good one.
20:58One and a half.
20:59One and a half, 175.
21:00Right there, next to you.
21:01Yes.
21:01Put up a two-quarter.
21:02Put up a two-25 where?
21:03Two-25.
21:04Casey, I don't want to move.
21:05That's all furniture.
21:06The truck is going to be full.
21:07Three brand.
21:07Three now.
21:08Three in the quarter, 25.
21:09Three in the quarter, 325 going once.
21:11325 going twice.
21:12Last and final call.
21:13It's a good day for the 325 at night.
21:15So let's your way.
21:16$300 branded.
21:17300.
21:19Lock it up.
21:19Lock it up.
21:20Ready to go.
21:21I cannot believe I got this for 300 bucks.
21:23I am so excited.
21:24Get all this good furniture.
21:25It's exactly what I was looking for.
21:28Crazy.
21:31Folks, that's the end of the auction.
21:33And don't forget to pay the ladies.
21:34See you in the office.
21:39Well, I hope the burrito paid off.
21:41Because I spent three and a quarter bones on here.
21:45Let's see what we got here, America.
21:49Put the leftover burritos right here.
21:51Let's start off with this here bag.
21:53Why it always feel like a bag in a bag.
21:56Nothing but shoes.
21:57Somebody probably want them.
21:59I said this bag had $5.
22:04Who we got?
22:05Some more ragged ass shoes.
22:07These shoes look like they walk 500 miles.
22:10I bet they walk 500 more.
22:12$5.
22:14What the hell is this?
22:16Let me see if I can catch them.
22:17I seen them on a fishing show do this s***.
22:23Just caught in some messed up shoes.
22:25But this bag pretty good.
22:26Let's go $5 with this and them.
22:29Why do people be saving these old ass scratchers, bro?
22:32What they think they're going to change in the middle of the night or something?
22:35Let's see what we got.
22:39Space jacket.
22:41They got the tag seal on us.
22:42He's mad.
22:43I heard of that name.
22:44This is about $20, boy.
22:46Let's see what we got here.
22:47Canned goods.
22:48That's what caught my eye.
22:49They got some Roman noodles.
22:51Some black eyed peas.
22:52They know better love some black eyed peas, bro.
22:54Are you inspired?
22:55Oh, let me see.
22:57Sell by.
22:58Oh, this s*** ain't bad till the 26th.
23:01Guess what I'm going to be eating?
23:02Go get some hammer hops.
23:03And I'll be eating some black eyed peas with some beef wrapper on it.
23:07Uh-oh, black bag.
23:13Dingy-ass, dirty-ass clothes.
23:15Man, ain't no something.
23:15Ain't no money.
23:17Uh-oh.
23:18What is this?
23:23Uh-oh.
23:24What is this?
23:25We got something.
23:27We got a cave.
23:29It's kind of light, but they probably took the Yukama lady out of him.
23:32Oh, s***.
23:33What is this?
23:34This is the lightest instrument I've ever seen.
23:38It's probably worth some money
23:40in a musical instrument.
23:45I gotta find somebody
23:46knows something about this here.
23:50I don't know nothing about it.
23:51I've never seen it.
23:52But it makes some good sound.
23:53Look at this s***, bro.
23:56They scramble eggs.
23:57They ain't even take the s*** out.
23:58This will smell like a f***ed up, smelly-ass unit, bro.
24:03Damn, why am I cursing so much, man?
24:05I have more words.
24:08s*** it.
24:08I just know what them two gray bags is.
24:14I bet you it's clothes.
24:19Clothes?
24:20Son of a b***h.
24:22We got one more gray bag.
24:23I bet y'all a million dollars I know what this s*** is.
24:27No!
24:29Why, man?
24:30So many damn clothes.
24:32What in the hell is in these people's closets?
24:35All their clothes is in here.
24:36America, y'all, to be ashamed of yourself,
24:39you just throw s*** anywhere.
24:41Oh, I hate clothes.
24:44I hate clothes.
24:46Dirty, dirty clothes.
24:49Dirty, dirty clothes.
24:58Hey, Hal.
24:59Hey, Ivy.
24:59Come on in.
25:00Well, I was expecting a lake or ocean
25:02or something around here,
25:03but there ain't nothing.
25:04Well, there's Lake Hollywood right over here.
25:06I brought my underwater gizmo
25:08to my buddy Hal at Hollywood Divers.
25:10He'll know the value that lies beneath the surface.
25:12I don't know what I brought you,
25:13but I do know that this thing will go underwater.
25:16I know it moves, and that's all I know.
25:18Yeah, well, this is an underwater drone.
25:20This is the same as, you know,
25:21when you fly through the sky,
25:22but you're using it underwater.
25:23So you've got propellers that will allow it to go downward,
25:27go up, forward, back,
25:29and it's got a camera on the front, 4K.
25:32So this will shoot high resolution.
25:34And then these are lights.
25:36Hey, ooh.
25:37Pretty bright, right?
25:38Sure is.
25:39I've seen this one before.
25:40It's called the Aqua Robot Man Nemo.
25:43This is its battery.
25:44This should go for about three hours.
25:46It has the umbilical,
25:48and then you would control it from your cell phone.
25:51So this thing can go to about 300 feet deep.
25:54I know what I'm doing with this.
25:56Where do Loch Ness Monster live?
25:57Yeah, out in Scotland.
25:59That's where I'm going.
25:59Yeah.
26:00I'm going to find them.
26:01So what do you use this for?
26:03Do you have a boat?
26:04Yeah.
26:04Sometimes the kelp gets wrapped around the prop,
26:07and you'd have to go under and see how badly is it wrapped.
26:11Send this thing under the boat.
26:13Okay.
26:13Drive it around.
26:14It's going to be taking video.
26:16You'll be looking at it on your cell phone.
26:18And then you hit auto return,
26:19and it comes back to the surface,
26:20and you reel it in.
26:22So you've got to attach this if you don't want to lose it.
26:25Another useful thing that this can do is conservation.
26:29You know, like they're doing fish counts.
26:30Okay.
26:31Put this in a river, and you can follow the fish.
26:34A diver's not always going to be able to maneuver in certain spots.
26:38So this could go places that a diver can't get into.
26:42Ah, that makes sense.
26:43So pretty cool, right?
26:44It is cool.
26:45So my little drone here got a cool name.
26:48Aqua Mermaid Robot Nemo slash Finding Mermaid Machine.
26:54Okay.
26:55What's this thing worth?
26:56Um, this one's used.
26:58So in this condition, um...
27:02Awesome condition.
27:03Well, yeah, I mean, it's a decent condition.
27:05With a three-hour battery.
27:06I'm going to say it's going to be worth about 800 bucks.
27:17Hey, that's a winner.
27:19Yeah?
27:19Hey, get up.
27:20I only paid $1,000 for the room.
27:21Oh, good, good.
27:22Almost all my money back.
27:23That is good.
27:24Well, let me pack it up and...
27:25You want to take the battery out of it?
27:27I ain't worried about it.
27:28Okay.
27:28I might see me some water on the way home.
27:30All right.
27:30I think they got an aqueduct over there.
27:31Get in there and do it.
27:32I'm doing it.
27:33See you later.
27:34Have a great day.
27:34Good to see you, man.
27:38All right.
27:39You ready?
27:39What you got?
27:40Dusty.
27:41Is it?
27:41Yeah.
27:42I brought Bozak to help me with his dirty locker.
27:45Woo!
27:46What's going on?
27:47And find out if it's worth its weight and dust.
27:50Oh, my God.
27:52All right.
27:52Let's do it.
27:53All right.
27:53What you got?
27:54Those are cool.
27:56Yeah.
27:56A little depression glass.
27:58Nice.
27:59Let's go start.
28:00It's France.
28:01From France.
28:02All right.
28:03I think there's a good couple hundred bucks here.
28:06These are cool.
28:07Oh, those are cool.
28:08So, like, 20 a pop?
28:08Yeah.
28:0980 bucks?
28:11Cool.
28:12All right.
28:13That one's bad.
28:14Mm-hmm.
28:15I'll give it a nice and clean for you.
28:18Thanks, bud.
28:19Shares are worthless.
28:20Four.
28:22Thanks for that.
28:24Four.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:26Oh, look at that.
28:32Some blaze.
28:33Always need grandma's doilies.
28:34They do.
28:36Oh, what the f*** is that?
28:38This just got awesomely weird.
28:44Oh, what the f*** is that?
28:46This just got awesomely weird.
28:47What is in here?
28:50There's a wig.
28:52Some suspenders.
28:53Oh, is that a jockstress?
28:55Look at this thing.
28:57Want to feel them?
28:57Are they real?
28:58Yeah.
28:59They feel real, huh?
29:02Come on.
29:02Wait, do you want to feel it?
29:09All right.
29:11What do you think of this?
29:12I don't know.
29:13Should we have it examined?
29:16By who?
29:16A doctor?
29:17I don't know.
29:18I think that it's probably worth some money,
29:19so maybe we want to get somebody to check that out.
29:22I'm just waiting for the lower half of this guy.
29:24Oh, God.
29:25You think he's in there somewhere?
29:26I hope not.
29:28Some horses?
29:29Oh, those are cool.
29:30All right.
29:31They are briars.
29:31They look like they're older stamped with the USA on them.
29:34They could go from, on average, about $100 a pop.
29:36Yeah, so how many we got?
29:37One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
29:40Seven of them?
29:41This unit is great.
29:42Yeah.
29:43That's a great thing.
29:43Oh, yes.
29:46Okay.
29:46Oh, it is a lane.
29:47It is a lane.
29:48I thought it was.
29:49This is really nice inside.
29:51This is really well intact.
29:53Probably get $400 for this.
29:56Nothing in there, but look at this thing.
29:58$200, though.
29:59All right.
30:00$1,500, dude.
30:01That's where we're around at right now.
30:02That's not bad.
30:03Yeah, I only spent three.
30:04This is awesome.
30:05That's awesome.
30:05Plus whatever boobies is worth over here.
30:07All right.
30:08Let me grab these.
30:09Yeah, get the moobs.
30:10Get the man boobs.
30:11Go get them examined.
30:17Tadyana, I'm glad you came along.
30:19We've got a little unit.
30:19I'm glad you're willing to help.
30:20You needed some help, obviously.
30:22My daughter, Tadyana, is joining us today so I can impart my vast knowledge.
30:28And so I don't have to carry so much stuff.
30:30It's a lot.
30:34Oh, okay.
30:35We're going to be here for a while.
30:36All right.
30:36Money bag.
30:37Oh, my gosh.
30:38You throw the dirty stuff at me.
30:40Are you kidding me?
30:40That's what it usually does to me.
30:42All right.
30:46This is all closed.
30:46Ten bucks.
30:47Hey, you know what?
30:48What goes best with blue?
30:49Beep, beep.
30:49I like that.
30:50All these cars right here, that's a hundred dollar box.
30:54Wow, look at this.
30:55All brand new.
30:56All outdoor pools.
30:57This whole box is another hundred bucks.
30:59All right.
30:59Here we go.
31:01Oh, it's all brand new stuff.
31:04They had some sort of business.
31:05How much are these?
31:05Like, ten bucks a piece, right?
31:06Yeah, makeup's expensive.
31:08Five hundred dollar box.
31:10This is good.
31:11Oh, look at this.
31:12They're all brand new.
31:13But name brand Mega Blocks, 20 bucks a piece, $80 box.
31:18All right, so these Jumanji things right here, 25 bucks a piece, a hundred dollar box.
31:24Oh, nice.
31:25A hundred bucks in sunglasses.
31:26That actually looks like it's real.
31:28You think it's real?
31:29You look so badass.
31:30Do I?
31:31Yeah.
31:32You look like you could be like in Terminator.
31:33Come with me if you want to buy.
31:36I don't even know how to respond to that.
31:38Okay, let's go to the important box.
31:39I am looking at the important box.
31:41This is what...
31:42Do you feel that?
31:43It is real.
31:44He said it was a plastic bag.
31:46It's not.
31:47Oh, there's some inside.
31:48Oh, oh, oh.
31:50Oh, oh.
31:52Thousand bucks for the Louis.
31:56Do you hear that?
31:58Yes.
31:58Cha-ching.
31:59Hold on.
31:59Well, here.
32:00I can't open it, though.
32:02Help me.
32:02The most satisfying thing as a parent is to pass down important life skills to your children.
32:08Just have a professional buy it at this.
32:10Okay.
32:11Woo!
32:12Oh, my gosh.
32:12There you go.
32:12Get it.
32:13Okay.
32:14Come on, Gash.
32:16Ta-da!
32:17Oh, wait, but there's envelopes.
32:19There's envelopes?
32:19There's envelopes.
32:20Oh, she was right.
32:23There's tons of money.
32:24I like it.
32:26That's actually a lot.
32:26That's a good 50 bucks.
32:28Let's just get to this jewelry box.
32:30The moment we've been waiting for.
32:31Let's see the jewelry.
32:32Show me the jewelry.
32:33Look at this.
32:34Wow, I thought I had a lot of jewelry.
32:37Look at this one.
32:38Oh, wow.
32:39It's very colorful.
32:40All costume jewelry.
32:41I mean, it's all sellable.
32:42Between all the jewelry here, it's like easy 400 bucks.
32:45It's nothing crazy.
32:46It's just quantity.
32:46This corner right here, there's at least another 50 boxes, closing, house, decor.
32:51Average 20 bucks a box.
32:52That's another thousand, right?
32:53You know what?
32:54I didn't turn water into wine, but we're turning junk into profit.
32:58Let's get this loaded.
32:59I'm taking my new yucca mulele to Joellen Lapidus to see what kind of magic music this
33:08here thing makes.
33:11Is Jo here?
33:12Yeah.
33:12Come on.
33:13How you doing, Jo?
33:14Hey, Kenny.
33:14Nice to meet you.
33:15Yeah, I contacted you early.
33:16Yeah, yeah.
33:17You know it's me, huh?
33:17I know it was you.
33:18Ain't that something?
33:19I seen you on the TV.
33:21Oh, s***.
33:22Man, sometimes I forget how famous I am.
33:24I should probably stop eating food out of them lockers.
33:27Wow, look at you.
33:28You make these.
33:29Yeah.
33:30Man, you got yucca muleles.
33:32What do you call them?
33:33Dulcimers.
33:34Uh-huh.
33:35Dulcimers.
33:36So you create all this.
33:37Yeah.
33:38You gifted, lady.
33:39But I called you about my yucca mulele.
33:41I'm taking my...
33:43There you go.
33:44Oh, look at that.
33:45That's lovely.
33:46I know who made this dulcimer.
33:48You know him?
33:48Yeah.
33:49Warren May is from Kentucky.
33:51Berea, Kentucky.
33:52And he has a furniture and dulcimer store.
33:55And he does this wood-burning thing.
33:57These are like little flowers.
33:58Flowers, yeah.
33:59And the wood on this instrument is just amazing.
34:02This is called a mountain dulcimer, sometimes called lap dulcimer.
34:05And where was the first one made?
34:06Appalachia.
34:07Kentucky, Ohio, West Virginia.
34:09And the people who made these were very poor.
34:12Mm-hmm.
34:13They would use wood from pallets.
34:15They would use anything they could get.
34:17And they only had...
34:18These are called frets.
34:19Yeah.
34:19They only had the fret on this string.
34:21The other two were just meant to drone.
34:23That's a very European thing.
34:25Yeah.
34:25But nothing like this existed in Europe.
34:27It's totally an American folk instrument.
34:29That thing probably worth some money.
34:31I'll tell you exactly what it's worth after I tune it up and play it.
34:33Awesome.
34:39Okay, now let me show you something.
34:40Coming to the stage, Joe.
34:43You're making me laugh.
34:46Okay.
35:02Okay, so that's the traditional way of playing.
35:04Man, you bad ass, girl.
35:06We gotta put you on concert and put you on tour.
35:09Now it's your turn.
35:10Oh, my God.
35:10To the left.
35:11But not on top of it.
35:12That's all pretty.
35:13Yeah.
35:14See, it's harmonious.
35:16Dulce.
35:17Sweet.
35:19And slide.
35:20Slide, don't hop.
35:21Oh, slide my fingers?
35:22Slide.
35:23Boy, you about to get tortured.
35:24Yeah, there you go.
35:25Yeah, there you go.
35:34Yeah, there you go.
35:35Yeah, there you go.
35:36It's gonna be put out number one hit.
35:37Watch me on Spotify.
35:39It's gonna be called sweating in the garage.
35:42Okay.
35:42Sweating.
35:44Sweating.
35:44I'm sweating.
35:46I'm sweating.
35:46I'm sweating.
35:47In the garage.
35:49In the garage.
35:52I'm sweating.
35:53I'm sweating.
35:54I'm sweating.
35:55In the garage.
35:59Resolve it.
36:01Hey, that's some ****.
36:03Joe, I love the music, and I love the story behind it, but you know what makes me happy.
36:08Break it down, girl.
36:09Okay.
36:11This dulcimer is in perfect condition, and it sounds good.
36:18M-O-N-D-Y.
36:24I think you could easily sell it for $700.
36:27Did you think it was worth more than that or less?
36:29I'm gonna be honest with you.
36:30When I got looked at it, I said, this can't be real, because it was so light.
36:33But not listening to your stories, I'm gonna come and join your band.
36:39Yeah, I think so.
36:40Beautiful.
36:41Keep being you, okay?
36:42Okay.
36:43Don't stop smiling.
36:44And keep being you.
36:45Oh, man, I ain't got no choice right now.
36:575,000 fathoms, Captain.
37:00Aye, aye, sir.
37:02Getting deeper.
37:03Yeah, fishy, fishy.
37:04It's goopy down here.
37:06I can't see.
37:07Shoot, you know I wasn't going straight home.
37:09I had to stop and play with my new toy.
37:11Straight ahead, sir.
37:1310,000 fathoms and rising.
37:17Watch out for that giant squid.
37:21You ready to party?
37:22Yeah.
37:23Let's do it.
37:24Let's do it.
37:25Hi, I'm Johnny.
37:26Randy.
37:26Nice to meet you.
37:28What's that?
37:28What do you got here?
37:29Ah, we have some fun, fun things.
37:31Oh, fun.
37:32I'm excited.
37:34Just wait to get to the jock shop.
37:35Oh, is there things in the jockstrap?
37:37I mean, it might be valuable.
37:40I mean, I mean.
37:42I hauled my top torso over to Precinct to meet with a drag king who knows it all, Johnny Gentleman.
37:48I think this is Bozak's first time with a drag king.
37:50I hope Johnny's gentle.
37:51So, just like drag queens, we are impersonating male characters.
37:56So, it could be a very masculine character.
37:59It could be a very vintage character.
38:01Or it can just be whatever kind of man we want to be.
38:05Like, for me, my name is Johnny Gentleman.
38:07So, I base my character off of, like, 1920s, you know, Gatsby-esque men.
38:11So, I like to wear a lot of suits, a lot of suspenders, kind of give that vintage look.
38:16So, it's a form of rebellion to give ourselves a little bit of masculinity and power.
38:21I think Johnny's wearing a suit better than Bozak ever has.
38:25Amazing.
38:26Well, you have some really great stuff here.
38:28Love the boa.
38:30It's very soft, which is very nice.
38:32I mean, I think it would have looked more gorgeous on you, though.
38:34Oh, yes, Diva.
38:37Ah, looking fabulous.
38:39All right, let's see what we have here.
38:41All right.
38:42This looks like a wig, for sure.
38:45Wow.
38:45It's very soft.
38:47It's very human hair.
38:47Do you want to touch that?
38:48Mm-hmm.
38:49That's very nice.
38:50It is very nice.
38:51Do you want to try this?
38:51I think it looks like a Bridget Bardo type.
38:53Right?
38:54Right?
38:55Oh.
38:56Oh, my goodness.
38:58Yes, honey.
38:59Isn't she pretty?
39:00Ah, that's pretty.
39:01Stop that.
39:02Okay.
39:02I mean, the jockstrap and the sock.
39:05It's a package deal.
39:06I see what you did there.
39:08It's a package deal.
39:10All right, let's see this mustache.
39:14This one is aggressively large.
39:17Yes.
39:17Yeah.
39:18And that's synthetic.
39:20Do I look like one of my mom's boyfriends?
39:23She did like a mustache.
39:25I'm just kidding.
39:25Easy, Colonel.
39:27Like mother, like daughter.
39:28Oh, wait, there's more.
39:29There's more.
39:30There's more.
39:30Yay.
39:31Let's see what it is.
39:32Oh.
39:34Oh.
39:35Oh.
39:37So these bustle suits actually, not only drag kings use them, but cosplayers.
39:41And this is very heavy.
39:43This is probably 40 pounds.
39:45So the person that was wearing this was probably in pain a lot.
39:49As weird as it sounds, this is actually a really good treasure that you have here.
39:53It's custom, like silicone.
39:54Only a limited amount of companies do this.
39:57Okay.
39:57And because it's medical silicone, it is breathable.
40:01Uh-huh.
40:01And the bigger the packs and the bigger the suit, the more expensive it is.
40:05All right, Johnny.
40:07How much money we got here?
40:08Is this a drag or a wiener?
40:10Well, you know, with the accessories and the suit, I would say, you got a good $700 here.
40:29What?
40:29What?
40:30Yeah.
40:31Definitely you hit the bank on this.
40:33Tip money, right, bud?
40:34Tip money.
40:35Oh.
40:36Just the tip.
40:37Randy Pesante flexed her way to the top, finishing with 1,800 big ones.
40:48Ivy Calvin's subaquatic camera made a splash, surfing up over $700.
40:56Renee Nazota's family affair delivered a smashing $400.
41:01While the sweet sounds of the dulcimer rescued Kenny from the burrito abyss.
41:11Whoa.
41:20I want you.
41:22Oh, really?
41:24To dance and sing.
41:25I want you.
41:27Sing it, girl.
41:28To dance and sing.
41:29I want you.
41:31Come on now.
41:32Dance and sing.
41:33Woo.
41:34Everybody dance and sing.
41:37Yeah.
41:37I want you.
41:39To dance and sing.
41:41Woo.
41:42Everybody dance and sing.
41:46Yeah, just like that.
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