'What We Do in the Shadows' Cast Reflect on Show in Hilarious "Exit Interviews"

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The cast of FX's 'What We Do in the Shadows' stopped by the THR Emmys Lounge for a drop-dead funny, exit-interview style chat and reflected fondly on six seasons of vampire hilarity.

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00:00We're going to do a quick interview.

00:02I'm really loud.

00:04This is my exit interview, did you say?

00:07Mandatory.

00:08Please go ahead.

00:09Which castmate would get employee of the year?

00:11I think Kayvan.

00:12Kayvan was never late, knew his lines,

00:15and did exactly what he was told.

00:17This is what I've been waiting for.

00:20Kayvan Novak would get employee of the year

00:22for being a hello, hello person.

00:25But it's a tie with Harvey.

00:27He gave me chocolate once.

00:28I'd say Natasha, but she didn't miss a beat.

00:30Natasha should get employee of the year.

00:33She had to do so much heavy lifting

00:36in a very male-centric cast.

00:40Mark Brooks would get employee of the year

00:43because he was an energy vampire.

00:45Well, it's finally happening.

00:48He put in the most effort.

00:49He said you, by the way.

00:50Oh, he has a huge crush on me.

00:53I think if it's employee of the year,

00:55Big Guillermo, they work his ass.

00:58None of them would make best employee.

01:00We get it. Yay!

01:01Worst would probably be Laszlo.

01:05Probably Laszlo.

01:06Laszlo, Matt Berry.

01:07He'd just be wanking the whole time.

01:09Laszlo and Nadia for probably gross indecency.

01:13How would you describe the company culture?

01:15The company culture.

01:17Strict with structure.

01:19Fun with humor.

01:20Jocular.

01:21A lot of sleep deprivation.

01:23Toxic.

01:24Really toxic.

01:25Scarring, actually.

01:26I'm in a lot of therapy.

01:28You are not a vampire, and if...

01:30Oh, no.

01:31Ta-da!

01:33You've only got each other.

01:35A big happy family, really.

01:37It's kind of cheesy to say that.

01:39If you've turned off, I don't...

01:40I completely understand.

01:42Now, ladies and gentlemen, I'm being asked against my will to portray Nando the Relentless.

01:48Guillermo de la Cruz.

01:49My voice does not change.

01:51You send ravens often, and...

01:52Oh, yes.

01:53It doesn't get reciprocated sometimes.

01:55It almost never.

01:56Shield us from the ravens.

01:58My ravens are good, good messengers.

02:01Have they told you that you were reincarnated as a child?

02:03I have no idea what you're talking about, really.

02:05You tried to hypnotize the city of Staten Island.

02:09Would you find that a success or a failure?

02:11I never tried to hypnotize the city of Staten Island.

02:15Next question.

02:16Nadja tried to open, like, a vampire nightclub.

02:18Mm-hmm.

02:19How would you rate that a successor?

02:21A hundred percent.

02:22Do you think you are adequately equipped to...

02:25Yes.

02:26How would you rate your satisfaction with the company?

02:28What's underneath zero?

02:30Me as Harvey.

02:32My experience, a thousand.

02:33How would I rate my satisfaction on the show?

02:35A million percent.

02:36A hundred million.

02:38A hundred.

02:39Six a.m.

02:41A show like this is so rare these days.

02:44Where a bunch of people dressed as vampires, pretending to be vampires for six seasons.

02:48Best time ever.

02:50One day is your first day of school and then the next is, like, your leavers party and everything that happened in between is good memories.

02:58The next day of school and then the next day.

02:59Your eyes are empty.

03:01The next day is your husband.

03:03And the next day is your husband.

03:05I was hungry.

03:07The next day is your husband.

03:09I questions your husband.

03:10I will go to your husband.

03:12What's your husband?

03:13What's your husband doing?

03:14I was hungry to me.

03:15I was hungry.

03:16I'm hungry.

03:17I'm hungry.

03:18I knew you're hungry.

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