00:00Watch this.
00:01Good fam, your boy David here, about to yeet this little stone at Goliath and see what happens.
00:07Okay, so I told y'all to trust the process, but no, y'all wanted to stay in Egypt stacking bricks.
00:13Biblical horrors beyond our comprehension? Think again.
00:16In his first few weeks as Pope, Chicago's own Pope Leo has done what no Vatican strategist could.
00:21He's figured out how to get Gen Z back on the Jesus train.
00:24Cue a bunch of AI-generated Bible videos, because if kids aren't reading anymore, why not deepfake a saint into a YouTube short and call it a day?
00:32It's unconfirmed if Pope Leo is actually behind this campaign, but whoever is, it's working.
00:36These videos are spreading across the web faster than most teachings.
00:39They each ask, what if Mary, or Joseph, or Eve were a vlogger?
00:43But the simple answer is, holy people don't vlog, that's ridiculous.
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