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02:00I turned the other cheek.
02:07Look, uh, thanks for worrying about me.
02:14Les, that, uh, that friend of yours, that, uh...
02:24Jonathan.
02:25Jonathan.
02:26Don't you strike you as funny?
02:30Well, fancy meeting you here.
02:33Mr. Gold, I'm trying to walk my dog.
02:45Am I stopping you?
02:48That's a nice doggy.
02:49Listen.
02:50Now that you're out of your room, I thought we might have dinner together in the dining room.
03:03No, thank you.
03:04Why not?
03:05I'm not such a bad person.
03:06We could talk a little.
03:07I can't.
03:08I can't.
03:09I can't leave Puffy alone.
03:10Puffy?
03:11My dog.
03:12He's only a puppy.
03:13I can't leave him.
03:14Listen to this.
03:15Suppose I bring the trays down to your room and we have dinner there, more private.
03:18Mr. Gold, you ought to be ashamed.
03:20Of what?
03:21Flirting at your age.
03:22Listen to this.
03:23Do you know how old George Burns is?
03:25You're not George Burns.
03:26This I know.
03:27If I was George Burns, you'd have to be 20 years old.
03:29You'd have to be 20 years old.
03:30I'm not a dog.
03:31He's a dog.
03:32He's only a puppy.
03:33I can't leave him.
03:34Listen to this.
03:35Suppose I bring the trays down to your room and we have dinner there, more private.
03:37Mr. Gold, you ought to be ashamed.
03:38Of what?
03:39Flirting at your age.
03:40Listen to this.
03:41Do you know how old George Burns is?
03:43You're not George Burns.
03:44This I know.
03:45If I was George Burns, you'd have to be 20 years old.
03:49for me to ask you to dinner.
03:53Good day, Mr. Gold.
03:58Let me tell you one more thing, Mrs. Wicks Estelle.
04:04You know the difference between you and me?
04:09I still have feelings.
04:19Mr. Gold.
04:24I don't like to eat later than five o'clock.
04:28Mrs. Wicks Estelle, I'll be there five o'clock sharp with bells on.
04:49Where'd you get all that stuff?
04:50What stuff?
04:51All the makeup.
04:52Is there something wrong with it?
04:54No, it's just not like you, though.
04:55I know.
04:56It's almost seven.
04:57I'm going.
04:58Don't worry.
04:59Just hope you don't wind up getting hurt.
05:00Good night, Mark.
05:02Where'd you get all that stuff?
05:07What stuff?
05:09All the makeup.
05:11Is there something wrong with it?
05:14No, just not like you, though.
05:16I know.
05:18It's almost 7.
05:20I'm going, don't worry.
05:23Just hope you don't wind up getting hurt.
05:26Good night, Mark.
05:30See you later.
05:32I look pretty.
05:43I look pretty.
05:44I look pretty.
05:45I look pretty.
05:46I look pretty.
05:47I look pretty.
05:48I look pretty.
05:50So, let's go.
06:20So, let's go.
06:50So, let's go.
07:21No, I knew I'd forget something.
07:22What do you need?
07:23I didn't get any sour cream.
07:25I think I've got some at my place.
07:27I had it on my list.
07:28Don't worry about it. Just take me a minute. I'll be right back.
07:30I'll be right back.
08:00Can I help you, Mark?
08:14Yeah, you can help me.
08:21You can help me by telling me what you're after.
08:24I don't know what you mean.
08:26Oh, come on. Don't play Mickey the Guns with me.
08:28I've been there.
08:29I know the difference between a stray John and a con man.
08:33Now, you want to talk to me, you want to talk to the cops.
08:36Go on.
08:37I have been to every nursery, every bicycle shop in this town.
08:40None of them ever heard of you. Now, can you explain that to me?
08:43I'd rather not.
08:44And what about this place?
08:46I mean, you've got no clothes, you don't have any food.
08:48You don't even have a toothbrush or a razor.
08:51You don't live here. This place is up front.
08:53Look, I want some answers, Mr. Smith.
08:57Look, all I can tell you is I'm just doing my job.
08:59I'm not here to hurt anybody. Please believe me.
09:02Sound like all the rest of them.
09:03I'm innocent. Please believe me.
09:05Now, I'm going to tell you one more time.
09:07Either you talk to me or I call the cops.
09:09If you do that, I'll have to leave before my job's done.
09:11Then talk.
09:12If I tell you, you're not going to believe me anyway.
09:16Try me.
09:19All right.
09:20In my job, I'm sent to various places by my boss to try to help people.
09:25Go on.
09:26I'd like to leave it at that.
09:28Yeah, I bet you would.
09:30Come on, come on now.
09:32What is the setup here? I mean, who's your boss?
09:37God.
09:42What?
09:44My boss is God.
09:49Oh, boy, oh, boy.
09:51My sister really picked a winner.
09:53I mean, you're nothing but a kook.
09:55I told you you wouldn't believe me.
09:56And you were right.
09:58Listen, I don't know whether you're a harmless kook or a dangerous kook,
10:00but I'll tell you one thing.
10:02I am not leaving you alone with my sister,
10:04not until the police have a chance to check you out.
10:06I'll let you leave in a minute.
10:14What do you mean, you'll let me leave?
10:16Just what I said.
10:19You wanted the truth, I'm giving it to you.
10:22I'm an angel.
10:24I'm not one of the best, but I try.
10:27And I make mistakes.
10:29Bicycles were a mistake.
10:31But he let me have them.
10:33He?
10:35Yeah, God.
10:37Guess he figures the only way I'm going to learn is by mistakes.
10:39I'm kind of new at this.
10:41Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
10:45Listen, friend, you need help.
10:47Yes, I do.
10:48I need your help.
10:50And what good is it going to do you to go to the police?
10:53I'll be gone by the time you get back,
10:55and I won't have finished my job.
10:57I'm going to hurt a whole bunch of innocent people for no reason.
11:01And all because you don't trust your fellow man.
11:03There's an awful lot of good people in this world, Mark.
11:10I'm just here to try to help them.
11:12I said my piece.
11:22You can go now.
11:23If you change your mind about talking to the police,
11:35you're welcome to have dinner here.
11:38Leslie said you like steak.
11:39You'll find one in the refrigerator.
11:43Better bring her the sour cream.
11:44Let's go.
11:56They'll be the sour cream.
12:00Perfect.
12:00Let's go.
12:02Let's go.
12:05I'm sorry I took so long no no I hadn't heard about it I don't know of course don't cry Estelle
12:27look uh I'll be right there yes I will I'm sure he will all right goodbye what's wrong that was Estelle
12:40Mr. Haskins notified everyone tonight the home will be sold by Friday they have to find other
12:47accommodations they're all so upset I said that I'd come down and see them I'll go with you thanks
12:54I'll turn off the stove
12:56where are you going mark what are you doing in the bushes never mind what I'm doing in the bushes
13:18where are you going there's been a problem with the home
13:21oh come on I'll drive you
13:28I haven't made that call yet I know
13:36how can they do this just like that out all of God
13:47gee just when things were starting to get good we were starting to feel like a family
13:56they don't care because we're old people
14:02if they treated animals that way they'd be in trouble
14:07why do people care more about animals than they do people
14:13because they don't like themselves
14:17where will they send us
14:20wherever there's room
14:22they don't care
14:24now wait a minute wait a minute
14:26there still might be something we can do let me let me talk to Mr. Haskins tomorrow
14:31what can you do it's money here profit that's all we're talking about
14:38they make more by selling they sell
14:42he's right
14:43we'll never see each other again
14:46oh what do you care
14:48you don't have to worry
14:50your family wants you
14:52you'll have a good home
14:54they don't want me
14:55all I have is you
14:58you people here
14:59my daughter isn't in Europe
15:04I wanted you to believe it and I wanted to believe it
15:08she said I'd be better off
15:11happier
15:11she said it was for my own good
15:14but I was a nuisance and a bother to her
15:18she had no right to send me here
15:23she has room, lots of it
15:26and she doesn't have to work
15:28she doesn't have to do anything
15:30and I hate her
15:33for throwing me away
15:35why can't she remember
15:45when I held her to my breast
15:48everything
15:49to her
15:54up
15:58to her
16:02and
16:03to her
16:04and
16:05she
16:48Excuse me.
16:53What are you doing in here?
16:54I'm sorry to bother you.
16:55Don't be sorry.
16:55Just get out.
16:58How'd you get in here?
16:58I've got a buzzer lock on that door.
17:00Well, it must be out of order.
17:02Well, I'll have that fixed now.
17:03Just go on and get out.
17:04It's very important that I talk to you.
17:07All right.
17:09Ask you nicely.
17:11I'll have you thrown out.
17:14It's a matter of life and death, Cubby.
17:17Cubby?
17:19Where'd you get that from?
17:22A friend of mine.
17:24I haven't heard that name since I left high school.
17:28Allison Drake used to call me that.
17:30I know.
17:31My friend told me.
17:35Boy, it's a small world, isn't it?
17:38Very small.
17:40We were going to get married.
17:41But our parents were against it.
17:44It was hers, really.
17:44I didn't have a dime.
17:48That's when I went out in the world to make my fortune.
17:52And I see you did.
17:55Do you know where she is now?
18:00She passed away a few years ago.
18:02Oh.
18:10Let me see.
18:21So, uh, what's this, uh, matter of life and death?
18:27You're selling Havencrest.
18:29That's right.
18:30I've got the papers right here on my desk.
18:32If that home is sold, those old people will be split up,
18:34sent to who knows where.
18:36For some of them, that's the only family they've got.
18:38They need each other, Mr. Sinclair.
18:41And I'm sorry about it, but it's business.
18:45Aren't there some things that are more important than business?
18:47For me, no.
18:51Well, there used to be a long time ago when my nickname was Cubby.
18:56But not anymore, Mr. Smith.
19:00Well, Mr. Smith, you may think I'm very cold about this,
19:03but it's a cold world.
19:07People make it that way.
19:10That may be true.
19:12But I didn't get to the top floor of this building
19:14by being sentimental.
19:16I worked for it seven days a week.
19:18That is how you become a success in this world.
19:24I'm glad to know that.
19:25The offer I received was for, let me see, it was $116,000.
19:39I'll sell it to you or anybody else for the same price.
19:42Those old people don't have that kind of money, and you know it.
19:46Then I'm sorry.
19:47How much time do I have to come up with the money?
19:54I was going to close the deal today.
19:57I'll give you to six tomorrow.
20:03Thank you for your time.
20:04Mr. Smith, do you know, did Allison get married?
20:22No.
20:24No, she waited for you.
20:26too.
20:30I guess you were busy.
20:32It's open.
21:02How'd it go with Sinclair today?
21:06You didn't see him?
21:08Oh, yeah.
21:10And?
21:12And he spent most of the time telling me
21:14how he became a success.
21:17It always amazes me how people who are so lonely,
21:20so devoid of love in their lives,
21:22still consider themselves successful.
21:24Why don't you do something?
21:26Like what?
21:28I don't know. If you know, if you're what you say you are,
21:31why don't you just make things right?
21:34Because it doesn't work that way.
21:35I'm just an employee. I do what he lets me do.
21:37What does he want you to do?
21:39I told you I don't know.
21:41I can't believe I'm talking like this.
21:43Listen, are you really, you know, what you say you are?
21:47Because I'm gonna feel awful stupid if this is some kind of trick.
21:50It's not a trick.
21:52Then why didn't he do something?
21:54Because maybe he's busy or maybe he's waiting for me to do something.
21:56I just don't know.
21:57Well, you just can't sit there and let these old people down.
22:00Look, I'm doing the best I can.
22:02At least I got Sinclair to wait until 6 o'clock tomorrow before he sells.
22:07It'll take a miracle.
22:09Very well put.
22:11Somewhere, somehow, we're gonna have to come up with $116,000.
22:15Got any suggestions?
22:17Yeah. How about we rob a bank?
22:19Oh, that's very good.
22:21What about a long shot?
22:23Like what?
22:24Like I said, a long shot, a horse.
22:26Oh, no, he wouldn't like that.
22:28Besides, it wouldn't be fair.
22:29I can tell who's gonna win.
22:31You're gonna what?
22:34I can tell who's gonna win.
22:36Well, then you gotta do it.
22:37It's a 100% sure thing.
22:38It's not a 100% sure thing if he doesn't like it,
22:40and he's not gonna like it because it's gambling.
22:43Come on, what's worse?
22:44A little gambling or seeing those old people thrown out on the street?
22:47Listen, they even play bingo in church if it's for a good cause.
22:51Now, all you gotta do is go out to that track.
22:53He'll either let you win or he won't.
22:55At least it's a chance.
22:56We'd still have to come up with the money to bet.
22:59They got their monthly checks, and Leslie and I come up with a few hundred.
23:04And if they lose?
23:06Jonathan, they are gonna lose for sure if you don't try.
23:17I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this.
23:30So the decision is yours.
23:32If we get lucky, you're gonna own this place.
23:38If we're not, you're gonna be right back where you started.
23:41Minus a few dollars.
23:44That's right, Sid.
23:47And you say you're pretty good at this picking the ponies?
23:51Oh, he's real good at it.
23:53Well, I for once say nothing ventured, nothing gained.
24:00How about the rest?
24:01Well, what are we waiting for?
24:03Let's cash our checks and get to the track.
24:06We have to auchmage the track.
25:38Shh.
25:40You see anything you like?
25:42Would you wait a minute?
25:45Number three looks like a runaway.
25:49Look at those odds, six to five.
25:52Maybe you ought to wait and pick something in the next race.
25:54Would you be quiet for a minute? I'm just trying to pick a horse.
25:56Sorry.
25:58Less than ten minutes till first post. First post in ten minutes.
26:14All right, here's up.
26:29What are the odds of number five?
26:32The odds are right, 30 to one.
26:41He's the one.
26:44You sure?
26:47You want to pick the horse?
26:48Just ask him.
26:54He's the one.
26:55Let's go.
27:04Ladies and gentlemen, here's a late scratch in the ninth race.
27:09In the ninth race today, number one, Betsy, has been scratched.
27:16Scratch, scratch number one, Betsy in the ninth race.
27:22All right, Sid.
27:23It's number five.
27:25Number five?
27:26That's right.
27:27Everything on number five on the nose.
27:29On the nose?
27:32To win.
27:34Of course to win.
27:35You think I'd bet him to lose?
27:40Sidney, maybe I better go with you.
27:42My friend, don't worry about a thing.
27:46I used to be an accountant.
28:03It's number two to win on number one.
28:12There you go. Good luck next.
28:16Number three, a hundred away in a hard place.
28:22There you go.
28:23Next.
28:25Come on, come on. You got a line behind you.
28:28Now five minutes, five minutes to post time.
28:30Post time.
28:32A little timer.
28:34Are you all right?
28:36I'm fine.
28:38Just praying.
28:42The horses have reached the starting gate.
28:44They're at the post for the first race,
28:46first half of the Daily Double.
28:54Waiting on number four, top award.
28:56Top award delaying the start.
28:58Here it comes.
29:00You got it right?
29:02As they say,
29:04the fat's in the fire.
29:10The flag is up.
29:12They're all in line and ready for the start.
29:16And they're on.
29:18Risky red on the outside,
29:20charging up to take the lead.
29:22Toward the inside, that's the trenches,
29:24and between horses, Ray Rocket with top award,
29:26followed by Windsock and Cannonball
29:28and Cannonball as they move to the clubhouse turn.
29:30Come on, bud.
29:32Come on, bud.
29:34And what's that horse's name, anyway?
29:36Devil's Lad.
29:38As the field moves down back stretch,
29:40the front runner Risky Red drops out of it.
29:42Come on, bud.
29:44And here comes Windsock to take the lead.
29:46Cindy Kim from the back of the pack is right there.
29:48And charging up, it's Devil's Lad.
29:52Third on the outside.
29:54Get two lengths to top award,
29:56followed by Cannonball.
29:58The field moves to the far turn that way.
30:00On the inside,
30:02Windsock has the lead.
30:04On the outside, Cindy Kim and Devil's Lad
30:06is flying around the far turn.
30:08On the inside,
30:10it's Windsock leading it by three parts of length.
30:12On the outside, Cindy Kim is second,
30:14Devil's Lad is third,
30:16but gaining with every stride
30:18as the field moves to the top of the stretch.
30:20Cindy Kim now taking the lead by a hit,
30:22but here comes Devil's Lad on the outside to challenge.
30:26And down the stretch they come.
30:28Cindy Kim on Devil's Range,
30:30and it's five to five.
30:32That's gonna come on to the finish.
30:34Cindy Kim on the inside with a short lead.
30:36Devil's Lad driving up on the outside.
30:39A two-horse race for the rider.
30:41Cindy Kim on the inside now,
30:43falling away.
30:44It's gonna be Cindy Kim winning it impressively.
30:46Devil's Lad was second.
30:48The unofficial order of finish here in the first race.
30:53Number seven, Cindy Kim was first under the wire.
30:57Number five, Devil's Lad was second.
31:00And there's a photograph for show position.
31:07I know you feel bad, but you tried.
31:10We thank you for that.
31:12Attention, please.
31:13Wait a minute. Inquiry.
31:14It ain't over yet.
31:15What's this inquiry?
31:17It's a foul.
31:18If it's on number seven, he gets sent back.
31:20Number five will win.
31:22Oh, he's big.
31:25Ladies and gentlemen,
31:26a steward's inquiry here in the first race.
31:29Please hold all tickets.
31:35Attention, please.
31:36The inquiry sign appears on the totalisator board.
31:39Please hold all tickets.
31:41Please hold all tickets.
31:42Please hold all tickets.
31:43Please hold all tickets.
31:44Please hold all tickets.
31:45Please hold all tickets.
31:46Please hold all tickets.
31:47Please hold all tickets.
31:48Ladies and gentlemen,
31:49after reviewing videotape of the first race,
31:51the stewards found no reason for a disqualification.
31:54The result stands official.
31:56Well, we might as well go home.
31:59Officially in the first race,
32:01the winner number seven, Cindy Kim.
32:03Number five, Devil's Lad was second.
32:06And number one, Patches finished third.
32:11In the next race, there are no changes.
32:14No changes in the second race,
32:16second half of the Daily Double.
32:18Post time in 25 minutes.
32:21I still can't believe it.
32:33And those, that's how close.
32:364,400 out the window on number seven.
32:41Number five.
32:42Number...
32:44Wait a minute.
32:46This doesn't say...
32:48Look at it.
32:50This is number seven.
32:53I asked him for a five,
32:55and he gave me a seven.
32:57It is a seven.
32:59We won.
33:01What?
33:03We won!
33:04Come on!
33:13We won!
33:14We won it!
33:17Hey, Jonathan!
33:18We won!
33:20What are you talking about?
33:21Look at this ticket!
33:22Sidney got number seven by mistake.
33:29Number seven?
33:30Number seven paid $62.
33:32That's more than enough money.
33:33Let's get this ticket cash.
33:35We got some business to take care of.
33:37Miss Gordon.
33:38Miss Gordon, would you mind telling me where you've been?
33:47I've been worried sick.
33:48You know our rules.
33:49Mr. Haskins, from now on we have new rules.
33:54Our rules.
33:56We'll meet and decide what they are.
34:00I wasn't speaking to you, Mr. Gold.
34:03I know this.
34:04But as one of the new owners of this establishment, I'm speaking to you.
34:12What?
34:13It's a long story, Mr. Haskins, but it's true.
34:16They bought the building.
34:18And we'll be very happy to keep you on as long as you cooperate.
34:25And that means we can have pets.
34:27And go on outings.
34:28And barbecues.
34:30Don't forget the barbecues.
34:32You think about it.
34:35Right now, we have to get ready for a party.
34:41Yay!
35:02Mrs. Weeks Estelle, you look very beautiful tonight.
35:19And you look very handsome.
35:22Handsome, I don't know.
35:25But loving you, I do.
35:29Look at your blush.
35:33Like a young girl.
35:36May I ask you a question?
35:40Go ahead.
35:42Would you give me a kiss?
35:46I haven't kissed a man since my husband died.
35:52It would be an honor to have the first and the last.
35:59I'd love you.
36:00You are missing one heck of a party in there.
36:04Leslie sent me to look for you.
36:09I think...
36:10Is something wrong?
36:13Oh, you are missing one heck of a party in there.
36:20Leslie sent me to look for you.
36:22I think...
36:26Is something wrong?
36:31I have to go.
36:35When?
36:38Tonight. My work's done here.
36:43Can't you just stay on a while?
36:46I wish I could, but it's not up to me.
36:52Where are you gonna go?
36:55Not sure yet.
36:57He'll let me know.
37:02That's the only hard part of this job.
37:06You meet people, you care about them, and you have to move on.
37:09It's lonely sometimes.
37:16You gonna tell Leslie?
37:18No.
37:20There'll be a lot of questions. It's better this way.
37:23She's gonna take it awful hard.
37:25Oh, no. She's gonna be fine, believe me.
37:29As long as you give her a chance.
37:30Me?
37:33Yeah, you.
37:36She spent these past years worrying about you instead of living her own life.
37:39You can't let her do that anymore.
37:43All she's got.
37:45Oh, no, what?
37:49She's all you've got.
37:50You know I'm right, don't you?
38:05Yeah.
38:08Yeah.
38:09Well, it's time for me to ride off into the sunset.
38:39I couldn't have done that before I met you.
38:49The world doesn't stink.
38:53There is more than the six o'clock news.
39:10So long, Abby.
39:18So long, Kimo, Abby.
39:37Couldn't you find him?
39:40Yeah, I found him.
39:43Well, where is he?
39:52He's gone.
39:56He had to go.
40:00What do you mean?
40:04Just what I said. He's moving on.
40:05He's moving on.
40:08You mean now? Tonight?
40:15But he can't.
40:19He can't go.
40:21He can't go.
40:35He can't go.
40:37He can't go.
40:41Jonathan, Mark.
40:43Oh, excuse me.
40:45Is Jonathan in?
40:47I don't know any Jonathan.
40:49I just moved in here tonight.
40:52He's gone already?
40:54I'm afraid so.
40:56The apartment just came up for rent and I grabbed it.
41:00Oh, I see.
41:02Well, um, I'm sorry to disturb you.
41:06Oh, you didn't, Miss, um...
41:08Gordon.
41:10Leslie Gordon.
41:12Gary Johnson.
41:14Again, I'm sorry.
41:21You live around here?
41:25Uh, yeah, right here.
41:27Next door.
41:29Well, I guess that means, uh, I'll be seeing you around, huh?
41:35Sure.
41:37I'll be seeing you.
41:58You need a lift?
42:14What are you doing out here?
42:16Well, you told me to give Leslie a chance. That's what I'm doing.
42:19That's why I keep in touch.
42:21You didn't waste any time.
42:23Couldn't if I'm gonna go with you.
42:25You know what? Wait a minute. I can't do that.
42:27Come on. You said yourself last night, it's a lonely job.
42:30Look, I know what I said, but I...
42:32I already know everything about you.
42:34It's not... I wanna help you help people.
42:40You can do that without me, Mark.
42:43Please.
42:45Give me a chance.
42:47If it doesn't work out, you can always send me packing.
42:51It's not my decision to make. I'm sorry.
42:58You're telling me no, then.
42:59You're telling me no, then.
43:11Goodbye, Fred.
43:12Goodbye.
43:18Goodbye, Fred.
43:32Bye.
43:34Goodbye.
43:36Goodbye, my friend.
43:37Let's go.
44:07Let's go.
44:37Let's go.
45:07Let's go.