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Zorro The Chronicles Ep 3...
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00:00Oh
00:10Come in a letter for you captain
00:16Dismissed
00:24What that's sorrow again enough already
00:30At your command captain my boots. Where are my boots? Do you find something funny?
00:47No, not at all really, but I wouldn't want you to catch a toe cold captain
01:00Oh
01:03There I can see them there. They are oh
01:08Got them
01:13Here is what I'm going to do I'm going to set up a foolproof trap to catch that wretched sorrow
01:19My idea is pure genius Garcia. Listen to this. I'm going to have a few Indians unfairly arrested
01:26Unfairly yes
01:28It means not fair, but why because that's the way it is you fool
01:34I'll keep them right here in the garrison house and later I shall leave with the garrison on a long a very long journey
01:45Zoro will think the coast is clear the coast will be clear he'll rush to rescue those Indians and just then
01:53I'll return with the garrison and I'll clobber him
02:01Listen to me Garcia
02:03While I am gone with the troops you will have to guard the Indians in the garrison house
02:08And you'd better hold your tongue or else you'll end up on boot duty
02:15Yes, captain
02:17Do you want me to repeat that for you again captain good morning captain Monasteria?
02:25Senorita de la Vega I am honored that you accepted my invitation
02:30I wouldn't have missed the review of the troops for anything in the world
02:34May I?
02:35Hmm
02:37It's so elegant isn't it yes absolutely and still there is more to come
03:06Here comes the highlight of the show
03:13Look at those men
03:16Yes, take a good look at them all
03:20Those Indians were arrested because they were trying to get out of doing forced labor
03:26Never be an end to this
03:29Those people are outlaws
03:31They deserve to be treated with the utmost severity
03:35Any challenge to the governor's authority will not go unpunished
03:39This should be a lesson to you all
03:41Take them away
03:43Come now captain you cannot treat them this way
03:49And why not may I ask who's going to stop me I applaud the return of order in Los Angeles
03:58You are too sensitive senorita after all those people are only Indians remember that you are Don Alejandro's daughter
04:12Be quiet I am now going to lead the garrison to Monterrey where the governor is due to inaugurate a new palace
04:21I shall return in ten days or so
04:25Are you leaving right now?
04:27I can hear something that sounds like regret in your voice
04:30Alas duty calls my dear
04:33Oh
04:34It was a pleasure to share this moment with you
04:40Hmm
04:41I'm counting on you sergeant
04:43Don't let me down
04:45We're still going on you sergeant
04:46Don't let me down
04:47Or else
04:48Yes
04:49I'm sorry captain
04:53You silly oaf
04:54I think I deserve a little reward don't I?
05:10Don't I. Just do as usual. As for me, I'll just go and, uh, freshen up a little.
05:19To the hacienda. Quick!
05:29Ready?
05:36Diego wins this round.
05:40Never turn your back on your opponent.
05:44Diego! Monasterio has had some Indians arrested again.
05:49He's thrown them in jail. They'll be put on trial within the next few days.
05:53Oh, it's unfair.
05:59Oh, no. Not one off. I touched it first.
06:03And Monasterio found out who was hiding behind Zoro's mask. So there.
06:08What did you say?
06:09It would help if you listened. Monasterio has had some Indians unfairly arrested, and he's left for Monterey with the garrison. We can't let him do that.
06:19And, um, where are they kept exactly?
06:21They're in the garrison house. You really have to go and see.
06:24Yes, you're right. I'll go straight away. Are you coming with me?
06:27Yes, going to the garrison is a good idea. That way, we'll find out if a unit is going to Monterey.
06:35It would also be good to find out how many men will be left with Monasterio. Hmm.
06:42My dear Garcia, I just wanted to tell you how much I've appreciated your, uh, your, your intelligence.
06:51Uh, your courage, uh, throughout this whole business.
06:56I hereby appoint you lifetime captain of this garrison.
07:11Sergeant Garcia, what have I just heard?
07:14You've been made interim captain?
07:16I believe congratulations are in order.
07:18I mean, yes, yes, yes.
07:20Oh, I mean...
07:22Now, now, no need for false modesty with me.
07:24I am glad to see your courage finally rewarded.
07:28Oh, Don Diego, this is such an honor.
07:32Thank you so much.
07:36But what a shame you have to guard those awful prisoners.
07:40We could have gone out to celebrate your promotion with a good meal.
07:43But what have they done that was so wrong?
07:45Oh, sorry, Don Diego.
07:48Don't take it personally.
07:50But I cannot discuss the Indians' captain's orders.
07:53Yeah, I understand.
07:56National interest.
07:57In that case, I'll discuss it directly with Monasterio.
08:00And by the way, when is that good man due to return?
08:03Oh, not for another ten days.
08:05At the very least.
08:07Come on, there's no time to waste.
08:18We still have a long way to go to get to Monterey.
08:20Ninety-seven?
08:44That's quite a lot of soldiers.
08:45I wonder what Monasterio has got up his sleeve again.
08:49This doesn't look good.
08:51Yes, you're right.
08:53I think this is a mission for Zorro.
08:55There's no time to waste, Corporal Gonzales.
09:12We've got to head back if we want to return to Los Angeles at the same time as Zorro.
09:16If my trap has worked as I hope it has.
09:19He's already on his way.
09:23At your command, Captain.
09:28Tone it down.
09:29This is a secret mission.
09:32At your command, Captain.
09:33Quick, Tornado.
10:01Tone it down.
10:15Hmm.
10:20No, no chocolate in the paella.
10:50El Zoro.
11:20You two stay here.
11:40No more noise.
11:51Huh?
11:53What?
11:56Yes, sir, Captain.
11:59Where have they gone?
12:02Where are the Indians?
12:04What's going on?
12:05Everyone calm down.
12:06But, Sergeant, the Indians have escaped.
12:09The Indians?
12:10Really?
12:11Oh, yes, all is well.
12:14What do you mean, all is well?
12:16I shouldn't tell you about it, but that was part of the plan.
12:21Oh.
12:22Why do you think we arrested them when they'd done nothing wrong?
12:26Huh, you idiots?
12:27Huh?
12:28But, Sergeant, we always arrest people who haven't done anything wrong.
12:33Yes, but in this case, Captain Monasterio and I had planned the whole thing.
12:39We arrest the Indians, Zoro comes along to rescue them, and then wham, bam, we get him.
12:45But, uh, Zoro already came, didn't he?
12:48Zoro came?
12:49Gah!
12:50How did we miss him?
12:51Quick!
12:52Get him!
12:53Get him!
12:54Get him!
13:03Ah, there you are, Zoro.
13:06This time, you won't be able to escape.
13:09Ah, it's you, Captain.
13:11Everything's fine, my friends.
13:12It'll just take a moment.
13:14Just grab him.
13:15I want him dead or alive.
13:18Yes!
13:19Hurrah!
13:20Go, go.
13:21They've got nothing against you.
13:24You heard the captain.
13:26Grab him!
13:27Let them go.
13:29They're just small fry.
13:31I prefer to focus on another type of game.
13:36At this point, it would seem that your time is up, Zoro.
13:41Attack!
13:48Ah!
13:49I don't want to trouble you, Captain, but I'm afraid I have other plans.
13:55Oh!
13:56Yuck!
13:57Hit!
13:58Yuck!
13:59Yuck!
14:00Adios, Captain.
14:01I'll be back so we can have more fun together.
14:04I promise!
14:05What are you looking at, you imbeciles?
14:09Go after him!
14:10Yes, sir!
14:11Yes, sir!
14:12Yes, sir!
14:13Yes, sir!
14:14Yes, sir!
14:15Yes, sir!
14:16Yes, sir!
14:17Yes, sir!
14:18Yes, sir!
14:19Yes, sir!
14:20Yes, sir!
14:21Yes, sir!
14:22Come on!
14:23Ow!
14:24I see him!
14:25There he is!
14:26Look up there!
14:27We gotta take that down!
14:28I see him!
14:29Don't let him get away!
14:30I see him!
14:31I see him!
14:32Don't let him get away!
14:33Woo-hoo!
14:42So, are you ready to take the plunge cover, Yiddo?
14:45Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:51There he is!
14:54This way!
14:55Come on!
14:56We've got him!
14:57No!
14:58No!
14:59No!
15:00Come on!
15:01Garcia!
15:02I can see you, you imbecile!
15:03Get up!
15:04Right now!
15:05Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:06There!
15:07There he is!
15:18Aha!
15:19He can't escape us now!
15:20Ha ha!
15:21Ha ha!
15:22Oh!
15:23Ha ha!
15:24Ha ha!
15:25Ah!
15:26Ah!
15:27Ah!
15:28Ah!
15:29Ah!
15:30Ah!
15:31Ah!
15:32Boo!
15:33Ah!
15:34Ah!
15:35Ah!
15:36Over there!
15:37Follow me!
15:43Huh?
15:44Whoa!
15:45Watch out!
15:46Three against one!
15:49That's more than I deserve!
15:51I'm not that strong!
15:52Am I?
15:53Hmm...
15:54Hmm...
15:55Hmm...
15:56Whoop!
15:57Whoop!
15:58Whoop!
15:59Left!
16:00Right!
16:01Left!
16:02Right!
16:03Ha ha ha!
16:04Uh!
16:05Huh?
16:06Stop your silly trick, Zoro!
16:07Make it a fair fight!
16:08Fair?
16:09How funny!
16:10You know full well that's not at all my style, Captain!
16:13Uh!
16:14Whoo?
16:15Ah!
16:16Alright!
16:17Hup!
16:18Taro!
16:19Taro!
16:20Uh!
16:21Alright!
16:22Hup!
16:23Hup!
16:24Hup!
16:25Hup!
16:26Hup!
16:27Hup!
16:28Hup!
16:29Hup!
16:30Hup!
16:31Ah!
16:32What are you waiting for?
16:33Pull, pull!
16:34I'm stuck!
16:35Hup!
16:36Hup!
16:37Gah!
16:38Oh!
16:41Yoo-hoo!
16:42Here you go!
16:43Where is he?
16:44Hold on!
16:45Where is Tornado?
16:46Ouch!
16:52We turned out the lights!
16:54Oh, wait a minute, Tornado. I've forgotten something.
16:59Where is he?
17:09I'm sorry, Captain. I nearly forgot your little souvenir.
17:12What?
17:25Stand up, you bumbling fools! Can't you see he's getting away?
17:30There he is! Hurry at him!
17:32Don't get away!
17:36Come on! We've got him! Come on!
17:39There he is! Catch him! Catch him!
17:42Slowly now. I know where we can go and hide.
17:49Quick! He's inside!
18:02Hello? Anyone here?
18:11And one! Two! Come on! Hurry up!
18:19Where's Zorro?
18:21Who? Who?
18:23Don't try to outsmart me, Carlos! I know he's hiding in here!
18:26But... but... you've got it all wrong, Corporal.
18:29We only host honest customers.
18:32Sergeant Garcia can testify to this.
18:35Oh!
18:37Hmm...
18:38Because you think this sounds honest, perhaps?
18:41Playing the guitar in the middle of the night?
18:46Oh!
18:51Whoa!
18:52Oh!
18:54Ooh!
18:58Hmm...
19:00Don Diego!
19:01Oh!
19:02Sorry!
19:03I had no idea you were in here.
19:06I got you, you bandit!
19:09Captain!
19:10Are you back already?
19:12Where is he? He has to be here!
19:18Aha!
19:19Huh!
19:22Have you lost something, Captain?
19:24May I help you at all?
19:26I... I don't understand!
19:28What are you doing here at this time, Don Diego?
19:30Shouldn't you be at your hacienda instead?
19:33Tell me about it, Captain.
19:35Can you imagine that my father's business requires me to go to San Luis Obispo tomorrow morning at dawn?
19:41So I prefer to sleep in the inn so I can take the first coach.
19:44Garcia!
19:45This is all your fault!
19:47You let Zorro escape when I had entrusted you with a mission of the utmost importance.
19:52I'm going to put a price on his head.
19:54So that's the lout responsible for the racket I've been subjected to for the past few hours.
19:59Let me add 500 pesos to your reward for whoever can catch him.
20:02500 pesos?
20:04500 pesos?
20:06500 meals at Carlos's?
20:08I wouldn't want to throw you out, but do you intend to stay while I bathe?
20:13Don Diego, I'm sorry to have interrupted your... your bath.
20:17Not at all. The pleasure is all mine.
20:20Adios, Don Diego!
20:22Good idiot!
20:24Drayton!
20:25I'm sorry, Captain.
20:26You know what you've got to look forward to, Garcia. Boot duty forever.
20:35Yes, Captain.
20:36Aw...
20:37Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
20:39Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
20:40It's not heavy.
20:41It's not heavy.
20:42It's not heavy.
20:43It's not heavy.
20:44I'm sorry, Captain.
20:45I'm sorry, Captain.
20:47I'm sorry, Captain.
20:50Do you have to paz in a family?
20:52I'll be right back.
20:53Did you help us?
20:55Not good.
20:56We're alright.
20:57We need to go.
20:58You have to know exactly where we can stay while I was dating.
21:01We're done.
21:03We're on TV.
21:05It's not what we do.
21:06You
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