Adults (2025) S01E05 Theracide
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00:00you
00:10What you're not gonna eat with us? I can't the dinner rush is starting. Give us a kiss before you go. Yeah, kiss us all on the mouth
00:24What oh my god, oh
00:26Anton sent three alarms. He's bringing a guy home. He's gonna break his dry spell. Oh shit
00:32Okay, oh my god, he's got separate loads
00:40Okay guys, come on, let's go we have like three minutes
00:46The flowers
00:48Move the pictures of my sister. Hey, how do you make a swan?
00:51How do you make a fucking swan?
00:53I don't think you one can be used as like a centerpiece. I don't I don't know how I don't know how
00:58What are you doing? Oh, hi
01:00Wait, where's your guy?
01:02What guy the guy you're gonna fuck you sent three alarms. No bringing someone home is four alarms. Oh, Isa
01:10Our therapist died
01:13George is dead
01:16Yeah, oh my god, oh my god
01:24What is vibrating?
01:26It's me. It's me. I'm crying hard and fast
01:29I need some better vibes
01:30I need some better vibes
01:34Do ya, do, ya, do, ya, do, ya, do, ya, do, ya, do
01:37Uh, zrobido Wisconsin
01:38I need some better vibes
01:43They're a ์คํ์ผ
01:48When we get out alive
01:49Put a fight
01:50Your seriousัะตั can't with this veil
01:52Can you stop?
01:53Tim? It's tradition and my culture
01:55You can't just say that when you want to wear something.
01:57I didn't make a thing about your hat.
01:59My yarmulke?
02:00Anton.
02:01Can you imagine his poor wife finding him like that?
02:04Just awful.
02:06The family asked to respect their privacy, so I'm just staying out.
02:10I know.
02:11You know what that means, though.
02:13Oh.
02:14Oh, my God.
02:15Good morning, friends, family.
02:17We're gathered here today to remember and honor.
02:20Look at me. She took his life.
02:22Huh? What?
02:23George took his life.
02:26Took it where?
02:27No.
02:28Isa.
02:31Oh.
02:32Totally.
02:35I hate funerals, too.
02:37Just come with me. I need you.
02:38Hello? Stop.
02:39Hey. Oh, my God. So sorry, ma'am.
02:40Oh, sorry. Sorry. I love your hair.
02:42So sad up front.
02:43That's a really beautiful service that we just need to watch from the back.
02:46Stop it. What are you doing?
02:47George killed himself.
02:48What? What are you talking about?
02:50I just heard that woman say that they found him and that they want us to respect their privacy.
02:53Oh, my God.
02:54I know.
02:55Those are the suicide ones.
02:56I know.
02:57Oh, my God.
02:59What if it was my fault?
03:00What, Isa?
03:01No, no, no. You don't understand. I called him like six times a day.
03:03Last week, I woke him up at 3 a.m. to ask him if I was needy.
03:06Isa, look at me.
03:07Look at me.
03:08Look at me.
03:09George loved talking to you, okay?
03:11If anything, you prolonged his life.
03:13But I do think it was me.
03:15What?
03:16No.
03:17No, but actually, okay?
03:18The thoughts I was exposing him to were dark and compelling.
03:20I asked him if his 10-year-old self would be disappointed in the man he is today.
03:23Maybe it was you.
03:25What?
03:26I don't know.
03:27Isa, please.
03:28I don't know.
03:29I just...
03:30Oh, God.
03:31Oh, God.
03:32What if we committed thericide?
03:34What is thericide?
03:35Then your personality makes your therapist kill themselves.
03:37Oh, my God.
03:38What do we do?
03:39What do we do?
03:40Call Billy.
03:41I'm obviously calling Billy.
03:42Call Billy.
03:43I'm calling Billy.
03:44Oh, God.
03:45She'll know what to do.
03:46Voicemail.
03:47What?
03:48Where is she?
03:49Oh, she's fucking Mr. Teacher.
03:50Yeah, she's fucking the English teacher.
03:51Yeah.
03:53Can I come?
03:55Can you come?
03:57May I come?
03:58There you go.
04:07Nice.
04:10World's best teacher, huh?
04:12The whole world, they called it.
04:13It was you.
04:14Yeah, I actually get like three of those mugs a year.
04:16Wow.
04:17So when people say teachers don't make enough, I'm like, come on, we're fine.
04:20Well, you're mug rich, so...
04:22We kind of make too much, if you consider the mugs.
04:25So, um, a friend of mine is having an art show in Ridgewood tomorrow.
04:31Very pretentious, very boring.
04:33But I was thinking, if you're not busy, maybe you'd like to, you know...
04:40You don't know where I'm going with this, okay?
04:42I'd like to bring you, would you like to come?
04:43Yeah, I'd love to.
04:44Yeah?
04:45Yeah.
04:46Great.
04:47My friends are going to adore you.
04:52Did I ever get you one of these?
04:53I think about it.
04:54Okay.
04:55Dude, even this job, doing deliveries, I set my own hours.
04:58Yeah.
04:59Yeah.
05:00And, like what, now my hours are just all the time?
05:02That sucks.
05:03Bro.
05:04Yeah.
05:05And then, I come home and Anton's on a work Zoom and...
05:09Billy won't stop talking about her credit score.
05:10I know, it's like...
05:12Remember when the plan for Saturday was like, just park?
05:15Oh.
05:16Like park was the whole plan.
05:18I think park's over, man.
05:20Or like tech-decks, remember tech-decks?
05:21Bro.
05:22Yeah?
05:23Do I remember tech-decks?
05:24You rip?
05:25Bro, I rip, I can still rip, I think.
05:26I don't know.
05:27Yeah, bro.
05:28I feel like I don't have the...
05:29Impossible?
05:30...dexterity anymore.
05:31Wait, here, hold this.
05:33Hold here.
05:34Ooh.
05:35Gladly.
05:36Who's partying right now?
05:42Hey, boys.
05:43How's it going?
05:44Hi.
05:45Um...
05:46Are your parents home?
05:47Yeah.
05:48No.
05:49But that's okay.
05:50I can grab it for them.
05:51No.
05:52I, uh...
05:53I have to scan an ID, so...
05:54Yeah.
05:56Fuck!
05:57Oh, my God, man.
05:58Ooh.
05:59You boys playing Melee?
06:01Uh, yeah.
06:04Why, do you guys play?
06:05Uh, do we play?
06:06Yeah, let me think.
06:07Yeah, let me think.
06:08Yeah, let me think.
06:09Yeah, you could say that we play.
06:10Yeah, you could say that we play.
06:11Well, you guys should tag in, you know?
06:12Tch!
06:13Yes!
06:14Damn it!
06:15Oh, my...
06:16Just give us one sec.
06:17Yes!
06:18Oh, my God!
06:19Fuck!
06:20We can't give it to them, right?
06:23No, no, I'm saying no.
06:24I'm saying no.
06:25They'll be super messed up.
06:26Super messed up.
06:27Yeah.
06:28Yeah.
06:29Boo!
06:30Yes!
06:31But, I mean, they'll probably find it another way.
06:33If they want beer, they're gonna get beer.
06:35Yeah.
06:36And if we're in there, we can supervise.
06:37We can supervise?
06:38Yeah, chaperone.
06:39Yes.
06:40Yeah.
06:41Hey, you're not gonna, like, drive or anything?
06:45No, we can't drive.
06:46We're sophomores.
06:47They're too young.
06:48Yeah.
06:49That's okay.
06:50Put that in the fridge.
06:51Yo, I want controller right now.
06:59Did I get an earring?
07:00Up there.
07:01Up there.
07:02I think on the left.
07:03Where'd you get that idea?
07:04From Dylan when he broke up with Chelsea.
07:06He doesn't...
07:07It's not his only.
07:08I know, but he's gonna know.
07:09Next time we go over there...
07:10Do you guys think he'll die one day?
07:15Yes.
07:16Okay, announcement.
07:17Anton and I need the living room tonight.
07:18Why?
07:19I texted Taryn.
07:20Ugh, Issa.
07:21Wait, who's Taryn, I guess?
07:22Taryn.
07:23From Rory Rubin's Halloween party?
07:24Mm-mm.
07:25She wore the Austin Powers costume.
07:26Mm-mm.
07:27Great skin.
07:28Communes with the dead.
07:29Oh, Taryn!
07:30Yes.
07:31She said that in her past life, I invented dogfighting.
07:33Mm-hmm.
07:34She's very perceptive.
07:35Okay, she's not coming over.
07:36Anton, we need closure.
07:37What if our sick, twisted minds killed her?
07:39We have to sit in that.
07:40That's what George would say.
07:41We have to sit in the uncertainty.
07:42And why would we do that when we can talk to ghosts?
07:46Jared texted.
07:47Stop.
07:48Jay, what'd he say?
07:49Check it.
07:50Smash tournament tonight.
07:51Bring whatever shit you have.
07:52Oh, shit!
07:53Guys, this is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
07:56And I'm pretty sure my therapist shot himself in the face this week.
07:59What's going on?
08:00They're going back to hang with the children.
08:02No, really?
08:03Samir, it's weird.
08:04Yeah, you're like a full decade older than them.
08:07Sam.
08:08Okay, that's weak ass coming from someone who's hooking up with their high school teacher.
08:11That's weak ass?
08:12Weak ass.
08:13So, Dylan?
08:14I know.
08:15How Dylan was that?
08:16Okay, we're not hooking up.
08:17We are a couple.
08:18A couple who goes to art galleries.
08:20Issa?
08:21Hmm?
08:22You support my relationship, right?
08:23With Mr. Teacher?
08:24Yeah.
08:25Absolutely.
08:26It's so unhinged.
08:27I love it.
08:29Okay, also, we need to stop calling him Mr. Teacher, because he has a real name.
08:32He does?
08:33Besides Mr. Teacher.
08:35Oh, okay, that's him.
08:36Okay, Samir, Paul Baker, look at me.
08:39Look at me.
08:40What?
08:41Do not go back to that teenage boy's house tonight.
08:43Fine.
08:44Okay.
08:48And he can't bring his GameCube here either.
08:51Obviously, I know that.
08:53Yeah.
08:54Fuck.
08:55She thinks of everything.
09:05Yes.
09:06Yes, yes, yes.
09:07So the Austin Powers thing wasn't just for Halloween.
09:10Shh.
09:11Be respectful.
09:12She's giving us a huge discount.
09:14You're paying her?
09:16Shut up.
09:18Ask only what you wish to know.
09:33Trust me.
09:34Okay.
09:35Anton.
09:36Is there a spirit here with us?
09:50Y.
09:53E.
09:55S.
09:57There is a yes spot, so you could have just gone there.
10:00It's definitely George.
10:01Yeah.
10:02Oh, it's George.
10:03I know it.
10:04I feel it.
10:05Anton.
10:06Shh.
10:07Spirit?
10:08What is your name?
10:13G.
10:15I told you.
10:16Yeah.
10:17You knew it.
10:18R.
10:19What?
10:20O.
10:21R.
10:22R.
10:23O.
10:24R.
10:25O.
10:32R.
10:33O.
10:34R.
10:35G.
10:36E.
10:37O.
10:49O.
10:50O.
10:51O.
10:52Oh, maybe that's his heaven name.
10:54Yes.
10:55Heaven name?
10:56Mm-hmm.
10:57You get a new name when you cross over.
10:58It's not in English.
10:59Issa, she clearly just misspelled it.
11:01She's not doing anything.
11:03Issa, she's moving her own hand.
11:05No, she's not.
11:06Also, even if she was, it's because the universe compelled her to.
11:09Grow up.
11:10Okay.
11:11Ready?
11:12Can I ask something?
11:13Mm-hmm.
11:14Sure.
11:15George, if you're actually here with us, give us a sign.
11:24Why are you screaming?
11:25He's here.
11:26Is he?
11:27He's fully here.
11:28You're all gay!
11:30Take my vessel!
11:35Okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:36Ask it.
11:37I'm doing something weird.
11:38Ask it.
11:39Okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:40Okay.
11:41Was your death our fault?
11:43Yes!
11:47Oh!
11:50Oh, God.
11:51We killed him now.
11:53Okay, get over here!
11:56Hey!
11:57Ouch!
11:59Ow!
12:01Ouch!
12:05My nipples are so hard right now.
12:10Can one of you drive me home after this?
12:12My license was revoked.
12:15I'm banned from the train.
12:17I told her, you know, this is peewee fucking soccer.
12:18If your kid is doing a header, you should be in a travel team.
12:19Yes, it's just like this girl in Sophie's gymnastics class.
12:20She's already doing a back tuck.
12:21Okay, so your kid should be in the Olympics.
12:22Is what I'm hearing.
12:23Exactly.
12:24Hey, guys.
12:25Thanks for coming.
12:26Yeah, hey.
12:27Hey.
12:28Hey.
12:29Hey.
12:30Hey.
12:31Oh, hi.
12:32Cheers.
12:34Cheers.
12:36So is it going to be weird?
12:37Hmm?
12:38Oh, when your friends adopt me.
12:39Because it's going to be kind of like, you're sleeping with your friend's kid, it's going
12:46to be a whole thing.
12:47People are going to be talking about it.
12:48Our shows are basically just standing around bitching about your 40s.
12:51Oh.
12:52And of course the heavy, heavy drinking.
12:54Speaking of, thank you.
12:55it's going to be a whole thing people are going to be talking about it now art shows are basically
12:59just standing around bitching about your 40s yeah and of course the heavy heavy drinking
13:04speaking of thank you double up so this one's called unraveling in blue it's my favorite part
13:15the gentle ribbing of the artists themselves okay guys very funny no it looks like you're
13:20having a great time i mean georgia o'keefe who so now tell me does your wife know about her
13:27okay so you fully based this off me
13:32like you sneaking into my room like fully painting my vagina
13:39please don't accuse me of that no no i wasn't no i was i was joking i was
13:46ribbon yeah
13:48okay no in all seriousness dude the uh the colors are really moving thanks yeah you really nailed
13:58the pink of my clit oh god wow yikes okay okay let me show you i don't know it's one of those
14:08it is 24. no don't that's okay it's not that bad you nailed the pink of my clit yeah it was a
14:18it was a big swing it was a huge swing that's uh
14:20okay all right have a seat okay grab a beer oh we're chilling with who paul and samir
14:31hey guys oh hey good to see you
14:45Um, did you know that this was going to be guy-girl?
14:57No.
14:59Did you know this was going to be guy-girl?
15:00No.
15:01Dude, that definitely makes us feel a lot more statutory.
15:05Let me get you a drink.
15:09Whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:12Hey, no, no, no, no.
15:14Dude.
15:14Uh, chill.
15:16No, dude, I can't chill.
15:17This is, I brought you this alcohol.
15:19They're sophomores, dude.
15:20Who, are these girls?
15:21Yeah.
15:22No, they're freshmen.
15:24Okay.
15:26Who are these guys, Jared?
15:28I don't know.
15:28Some guys who buy us booze.
15:30Jay, bro.
15:31Why are they looking at our boobs?
15:33I'm not looking at, like, any, you know, Paul Baker?
15:36No, no, no, no, no, that's it.
15:37Yeah, we're taking your booze.
15:39We're taking the booze.
15:40This is very irresponsible, you guys.
15:42Well, you guys are completely out of control.
15:44What is he doing?
15:45What do we do?
15:46We have to call it.
15:47Hey, you know what?
15:47We're confiscating.
15:48I'm taking your GameCube.
15:49Yeah.
15:50No, we'll leave the GameCube.
15:51Okay, we'll leave the GameCube for now.
15:54For now.
15:56I mean, I wouldn't be here without George.
15:58Oh, he truly cared about you, sweetheart.
16:01Oh, thank you.
16:03You know, when my mother got sick, George taught me so much about loss.
16:08Sorry.
16:09Yeah, just squeeze in.
16:10Just squeeze in there.
16:11And, you know, that was bone cancer.
16:14I'm so sorry.
16:15Oh, God, that sounds horrible.
16:16I would love to sit there.
16:19Thank you, Aaron.
16:22That was beautiful.
16:23If only George could hear that, he'd be so happy.
16:27Issa, not yet.
16:32He can.
16:32No.
16:33Actually.
16:35We talked to George.
16:38Excuse me?
16:38We talked to George.
16:40We communed with him.
16:41Issa, we were supposed to save this to the end.
16:42I know, but we have this information.
16:43We have to tell them.
16:44Let's just do it right now.
16:44Ultimately, it will help them, Anton.
16:47I didn't believe it at first either, but there isn't truth to it, so.
16:50First of all, I want you to know that George can still hear us.
16:54And I am happy to tell you that he has arrived safely in the afterlife,
16:59where he is currently living with three roommates.
17:02Which is cool.
17:04Okay.
17:05Um, George did have some unfinished business.
17:07Yeah.
17:08Mostly some tax stuff and something with the letter J.
17:10Oh, yeah, J.
17:11J.
17:12J.
17:12J.
17:13Journey.
17:14Journey.
17:15Did he like the band Jewish?
17:16Oh, Jewish.
17:18Jungle.
17:19But anyway, um, cause of death, uh, was...
17:24The cause of death was, uh, cause no, everyone should know.
17:28It's only right.
17:28He said this.
17:29Uh, Anton and I are the reason that George shot himself in the face.
17:33He took his life.
17:34Sorry, took his life.
17:34Sorry.
17:35And we are so deeply sorry.
17:37We abused our relationship with him, and we turned him into a battered therapist.
17:41Our minds are just so sick.
17:42We're sick.
17:43We're unwell.
17:43We're not well, okay?
17:44And so it's just...
17:45And he really should have never had to deal with us in the first place.
17:48No, and we are just so deeply sorry for your loss.
17:52So, George didn't kill himself.
17:57What?
17:58What?
17:59You thought you were responsible for his death.
18:03That is so narcissistic.
18:05What?
18:07I'm sorry, who are you?
18:08My name's Katie.
18:13Yeah, George didn't mention you once.
18:15Ever.
18:15They hated me.
18:23They didn't hate you.
18:24Uh, okay, did you see their faces after clit-gate?
18:28They think I'm a child.
18:29No, they...
18:29Hey, Billy, come on.
18:30They...
18:30Stop.
18:31They thought you were great.
18:33And if they didn't...
18:34They're all drunks and depressives anyway.
18:37Well, well, don't say that.
18:37No, I mean it.
18:38You're more mature than any of them.
18:39And if they can't see how great you are, then fuck them.
18:41I only went because Steve's my divorce attorney.
18:45I'd much rather spend the night with your friends.
18:48You would really like my friends.
18:49Yeah?
18:50Right.
18:51Well, then I can't wait to meet them.
18:53Well, I can't wait for you to meet them.
19:00He slipped and fell in the shower!
19:02He slipped in the shower!
19:05We're not monsters!
19:06Oh, my God!
19:07Oh, my God!
19:09I...
19:09No, uh...
19:11No, I don't know who these people are.
19:14Come on, now.
19:15Here you...
19:15Stick it in.
19:17Stick it up there.
19:18There you go.
19:19There you go.
19:21Atta boy, bro.
19:22Jared's a dick, bro.
19:24I love you.
19:25I love you, bro.
19:27I don't know them either.
19:29There you go, big bro.
19:30Oh, it's Billy!
19:31Sammy, it's Billy and the old guy she's in love with.
19:34Billy!
19:34Oh, fuck, I never read Gatsby.
19:36Old guy!
19:36Billy, it's Paul!
19:38Sammy, it's Billy!
19:39Oh, my God!
19:39We need to go down!
19:40We need to go down!
19:41Make sure you tell them to hydrate before bed.
19:44Yeah.
19:45Yeah.
19:47Bye, George.
19:49We'll miss you.
19:50Yeah.
19:51You were a wonderful therapist, George.
19:54The best.
19:55And we really don't know what we'll do without you.
20:03And if you can hear us, um...
20:07I'm not, like, a bad person.
20:12Right?
20:17No.
20:19Oh, my God.
20:20What was that?
20:21Did you hear that?
20:21Oh, my God.
20:22No, that was insane.
20:23George?
20:24George?
20:24What the hell is going on?
20:27You have to ask one.
20:28You have to ask one.
20:28Okay, I'll ask one.
20:29Okay?
20:29Oh.
20:30Will I die alone?
20:36No.
20:38Oh, my God.
20:40This is crazy.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41You go.
20:42You go.
20:42Ite, you go.
20:43Okay.
20:43Uh, should I ask for a raise at work?
20:48Yes.
20:49Oh, my God.
20:50You need that raise.
20:51I need it.
20:51You need that raise.
20:52Oh, my God.
20:52I have goosebumps.
20:53I have goosebumps.
20:54Okay, okay.
20:54I'll go.
20:54I'll go.
20:55It's been worse to be alive.
20:56All the disposable fragility of life.
21:00Hey, hey, hey.
21:03In my identity as my mother died, anything to distract from being straight, like.
21:11But I want you to be the perfect mix of everything fucked up you want to fix.
21:20And my awokeness is a myth.
21:23I'm also desperate for your love.
21:26I just want you to love me.
21:31I just want you to love me.
21:33Control leaving of me.
21:35Haha, good of business.