Here are some commercials that aired during part of Hee Haw and the movie presentation of Irving Berlin's White Christmas:
1. Pillsbury Hungry Jack Biscuits
2. Heinz Homestyle Gravy
3. Meaty Bone Dog Biscuits
4. WEAR 3/Sandy Sansing Chevrolet's Communities Caring at Christmas
5. Sunday Extra WEAR 3 promo
6. McRae's
7. Waterbeds Warehouse
8. High Rollers WEAR 3 promo
9. Epilepsy Foundation of America
10. Kenny/Lulu Gospel Offer
11. Ernest Tubbs Collection
12. Hershey's Kisses
13. Old Spice
14. Hee Haw final segment/sponsor plugs/end credits
15. Gaylord Syndicom (1987)
16. Charter Hospitol of Mobile
17. Budget Rent-A-Car
18. Corelle Dinnerware
19. Corning Visions
20. Little House on The Prairie WEAR 3 promo bumper
21. Intro to 'Irving Berlin's White Christmas'
22. Sponsor Plugs
23. Pillsbury Poppin' Fresh Cookies/Underalls
24. Citrus Hill Orange Juice
25. Lipton Recipe Soup Mix
26. Paramount Pictures (1954)
27. Gulf Coast 8 Chevrolet
28. National Furniture
29. Rolex Jewelers
30. Pensacola Medical Supply
31. General Foods (Part 1)
32. Jell-O Deluxe Chocolate Pudding Collection
33. General Foods (Part 2)
34. Bounce
35. Green Giant Pasta Accents
36. Discover Card
37. Superior Sleep Shop
38. Food World
39. (same as #4)
40. Tums
41. Pepperidge Farm Croissant Pastry Pizza
42. Kodak VR 35 Camera
43. Tonino's Temptin' Toppings Pizza
44. MILK!! (x2)
45. Hardee's
46. Electrolysis Associates
47. Key Family Vans of Car City
48. (same as #6)
49. Halls Cough Tablets
50. Clorets Breath Deodorants
51. AT&T
52. Pillsbury's Pastry Pockets
53. (same as #12)
54. Florida and South Georgia Ford Dealers
55. Southern Bell
56. Brisch's
57. S&K Menswear
58. (same as #25)
59. Pillsbury All Ready Pie Crusts
60. Trident Sugarless Gum
61. Underalls (by itself)
62. (same as #40)
A very special thanks goes to Henry Hanson for lending me this video footage!
All credit and courtesy of this content goes to him!
1. Pillsbury Hungry Jack Biscuits
2. Heinz Homestyle Gravy
3. Meaty Bone Dog Biscuits
4. WEAR 3/Sandy Sansing Chevrolet's Communities Caring at Christmas
5. Sunday Extra WEAR 3 promo
6. McRae's
7. Waterbeds Warehouse
8. High Rollers WEAR 3 promo
9. Epilepsy Foundation of America
10. Kenny/Lulu Gospel Offer
11. Ernest Tubbs Collection
12. Hershey's Kisses
13. Old Spice
14. Hee Haw final segment/sponsor plugs/end credits
15. Gaylord Syndicom (1987)
16. Charter Hospitol of Mobile
17. Budget Rent-A-Car
18. Corelle Dinnerware
19. Corning Visions
20. Little House on The Prairie WEAR 3 promo bumper
21. Intro to 'Irving Berlin's White Christmas'
22. Sponsor Plugs
23. Pillsbury Poppin' Fresh Cookies/Underalls
24. Citrus Hill Orange Juice
25. Lipton Recipe Soup Mix
26. Paramount Pictures (1954)
27. Gulf Coast 8 Chevrolet
28. National Furniture
29. Rolex Jewelers
30. Pensacola Medical Supply
31. General Foods (Part 1)
32. Jell-O Deluxe Chocolate Pudding Collection
33. General Foods (Part 2)
34. Bounce
35. Green Giant Pasta Accents
36. Discover Card
37. Superior Sleep Shop
38. Food World
39. (same as #4)
40. Tums
41. Pepperidge Farm Croissant Pastry Pizza
42. Kodak VR 35 Camera
43. Tonino's Temptin' Toppings Pizza
44. MILK!! (x2)
45. Hardee's
46. Electrolysis Associates
47. Key Family Vans of Car City
48. (same as #6)
49. Halls Cough Tablets
50. Clorets Breath Deodorants
51. AT&T
52. Pillsbury's Pastry Pockets
53. (same as #12)
54. Florida and South Georgia Ford Dealers
55. Southern Bell
56. Brisch's
57. S&K Menswear
58. (same as #25)
59. Pillsbury All Ready Pie Crusts
60. Trident Sugarless Gum
61. Underalls (by itself)
62. (same as #40)
A very special thanks goes to Henry Hanson for lending me this video footage!
All credit and courtesy of this content goes to him!
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00:00Hungry Jack biscuits have so many tender, flaky layers, I just can't help myself.
00:08Hungry! Hungry Jack!
00:11Don't have to yell, Ma. We're all in the same room.
00:14I owe you Hungry Jack. Oh!
00:18Oh, sure, Heinz tried to make their homestyle gravy like homemade.
00:21Used real beef, beef juices, my seasonings, but there's still something missing.
00:26There are no lumps, see?
00:27Heinz Homestyle Gravy, so close to homemade.
00:33Long ago, men discovered that dogs kept teeth clean and healthy, with a bone every day, and the meatier, the better.
00:42But somewhere in time, bones lost what dogs love most, the meat.
00:47Now, Meaty Bone brings meat back to the bone.
00:50Meaty Bone's a terrific teeth cleaner, baked with real beef or a better-tasting bone.
00:54Rediscover what your dog really loves.
00:57Meaty Bone Dog Biscuits bring meat back to the bone.
01:02I'm Sue Strawn with WEAR-TV.
01:06I'm Sandy Sansing, the Sandy Sansing Chevrolet.
01:09And this is Communities Caring at Christmas, TV3's annual campaign to make the holidays brighter for our less fortunate friends and neighbors.
01:16Please bring us what you can spare and share.
01:19We'll take new toys, clothing, non-perishable foods, even cash.
01:23Then we'll load it all in the Sandy Sansing holiday van and deliver it in time for Christmas.
01:27It's Communities Caring at Christmas from Channel 3.
01:30And Sandy Sansing Chevrolet.
01:32Merry Christmas!
01:33Well, it's been a historic week in our country with Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev in Washington for the signing of the treaty.
01:40And coincidentally, we've had a group of young people and adults who've just returned from the Soviet Union.
01:46That's right.
01:47And as we'll learn this week on Sunday Extra, a lot of the concerns that they face are really no different than what we as Americans face.
01:53They are worried about relationships, about family.
01:55More importantly, they're worried about world peace.
01:58We'll get some perspectives from some people who've just returned.
02:00Please be sure and join us this Sunday at 5.
02:02See you then.
02:07Tis the season to treat yourself with holiday counterparts from McRae's.
02:12Party Right Separates, a fabulous collection, are fantastically sale-priced at just $19.99.
02:18Choose silky-look glamour for going out on the town.
02:21And casual good looks for entertaining at home.
02:24Pants and sweaters, skirts and blouses for missus, women and petites.
02:28We're $40 to $54, now $19.99 at McRae's.
02:33What a gift.
02:34We're sneaking into Santa's bedroom.
02:39All in several of them wants a pony.
02:42Oh, Anthony and Nicky.
02:44Johnny and Luzdale.
02:46Nancy and Mobile.
02:48Oh, my, oh, my.
02:49What's Santa going to do?
02:51They all want waterbeds.
02:53Oh, my.
02:54Don't worry about it, Santa.
02:56At Waterbed Warehouse, we have over 400 waterbeds for immediate delivery.
02:59And by the way, from all of us to all of you, a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
03:04Happy New Year.
03:06A toss of these dice is all it takes to change your life.
03:10Hello, everybody.
03:10I'm Wink Martindale, your host for High Rollers, the exciting game of high stakes where every decision is a gamble.
03:16Come on, big number one.
03:17Yes, it's a good roll.
03:19And every roll could be your last.
03:20I want the nine.
03:22Six, it's a bad roll.
03:23All it takes is a little skill, strategy, and a bit of sabotage to win thousands of dollars in fabulous prizes.
03:29So tune in to all the action and find out why it pays to play.
03:32High Rollers.
03:33Weekdays at 9.30 on WEAR3.
03:37A progress report from kids with epilepsy.
03:40People still have weird ideas about epilepsy.
03:44They think kids like us can't play sports.
03:46Or get good grades.
03:48Or do lots of other things.
03:50Sometimes it's hard having epilepsy.
03:53But now my seizures are controlled.
03:55I can do most anything.
03:57We want people to know more about kids like us.
04:00Epilepsy.
04:01Find out where we are today.
04:03Call the Epilepsy Foundation of America, 1-800-EFA-1000.
04:09Now, a special two-album or two-cassette collection featuring Hee Haw's Lulu Roman Smith and the late Kenny Price
04:15is available through this exclusive TV offer.
04:19To order, call toll-free 1-800-453-1234.
04:24That's 1-800-453-1234.
04:27Or to save COD charges, send $17.95 to Kenny Lulu Gospel Offer,
04:32Post Office Box 140-400, Nashville, Tennessee, 37214.
04:39Now, 30 of the legendary Ernest Tubb's last recordings have been packaged in a treasury of E.T.'s greatest hits.
04:45I'm walking the floor over you.
04:48The Ernest Tubb collection is a special three-record set featuring country music's biggest stars.
04:54Singing along with Ernest Tubb.
04:56Call 1-800-922-4800, or send $19.95 plus $3 postage to this address.
05:03Specify albums or cassettes.
05:051-800-922-4800.
05:08Little Hershey's Kisses Have Big, Big Chocolate
05:13Little Hershey's Kisses Have Big, Big Chocolate
05:17Little kisses have big chocolate
05:20You're gonna love
05:22Kisses come in silver, red and green
05:26All dressed up for the holiday scene
05:30Little kisses have big chocolate
05:34You're gonna love
05:35An exquisite fragrance for a man here
05:42He'll love it
05:43He'll hate it
05:44He'll hate it?
05:45He'll hate it, it's perfumey
05:47This Christmas, give him what he really wants
05:49Clean, fresh Old Spice
05:51America's favorite
05:52What the classic masculine scent men love
05:54As much as their women
05:56Old Spice
05:57I love it
05:57You love it?
05:58I love it
05:58I love it
05:59And I love you
06:01This Christmas, give him Old Spice
06:04And if he likes the scent of leather
06:06Give him Old Spice leather
06:08Roger, it was great having you with us tonight
06:13We don't get too many big time Broadway Tony winners as our co-host
06:16Thank you, Roy
06:17Yeah, you know, a few seasons back when you wrote Big River
06:19Yeah
06:20Our Hee Haw gang was so proud of you
06:22Oh, I know
06:23In fact, you know, Kenny Price, Gaylord and Lulu bought 30 tickets one night
06:2730 tickets?
06:28What did they do, bring their whole families?
06:30They just wanted to stretch out
06:32Well, I hope they had enough room
06:35Good night, everybody
06:36See you next week on Hee Haw!
06:40Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion
06:43Soothes and starts healing dry skin on contact
06:46The drier your skin, the more you need today's Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion
06:51If you want sweet pickles made from country recipes
06:54Just try new classic country classic sweet pickles
06:57Look for them at your local supermarket
07:00Three guys
07:03Discount plumbing
07:05Any pipe
07:05Any place
07:06Any price
07:06For clogs at their worst
07:07Oh, it's for you
07:09Call liquid club first
07:37This has been a Gaylord production from Opryland, USA
07:46That's all
07:47How can you tell when someone you love has a drug or alcohol problem?
07:58Look for warning signs like mood swings, paranoia, anger, lies, despair,
08:07Missed work, money problems
08:09If you or someone you love is in trouble with drugs or alcohol, Charter can help
08:14We offer real solutions to your family's problems
08:17Call Charter Hospital of Mobile today, 666-7900
08:22The holidays are here, and Budget Rent-A-Car can solve your travel problems
08:28You know, two days ago I didn't even think this trip was possible
08:31But Budget took care of all my rental car needs
08:34Budget has holiday specials for as low as $16.95 to $39.99 per day
08:39With limited free mileage
08:40Plus Budget features quality built products of Chrysler Motors and other fine cars
08:45This holiday, give your family something special
08:47Surprise them with a new shiny car for as low as $16.95 per day
08:51Call Budget Rent-A-Car
08:53From the looks on the front, you'll never guess the name on the back
08:59Correll
09:00Yes, durable, beautiful Correll
09:04Meet the new face of Correll
09:07Corning's see-through vision saucepan
09:11Withstands heat that turns ordinary saucepans into sauce
09:14Best of all, it lets you see your meal before it's all over
09:18Visions by Corning
09:20It's a visibly superior gift
09:22Celebrate the magic of the holidays
09:43When one of the greatest Christmas movies of all time returns to television
09:46I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
09:54Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye team up for music, romance, and holiday cheer
10:00Merry Christmas!
10:01In the Irving Berlin masterpiece, White Christmas
10:04I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
10:10This presentation of White Christmas is brought to you by Pillsbury
10:16Whose products have been part of the Christmas tradition for generations
10:20And by Underalls, Slenderalls, Coloralls
10:24Pantyhose and Panties
10:26All in one
10:27I'm leaving
10:32I'm leaving
10:32I'm going
10:34Guess there's no point baking Pillsbury's best cookies
10:37Cookies?
10:39Hot and fresh dough
10:40You'll never see me again
10:42So creamy, smooth
10:44I mean it
10:46New cookie dough
10:48You're so chocolatey
10:50I miss my plane
10:53And now look for my new chocolate chocolate chip cookies
11:00Yesterday, my doctor told me my family could have a calcium deficiency
11:20She said 7 out of 10 Americans don't get enough calcium
11:24But thanks to this, I feel much better
11:26It's New Citrus Hill plus calcium
11:29How's it taste?
11:30Great!
11:32That's 100% pure orange juice plus calcium
11:35And its CCM calcium delivery system is a better source of calcium
11:38So it's even more readily absorbed than the calcium in milk
11:41That's why New Citrus Hill plus calcium is the first product to be accepted
11:45By the American Medical Women's Association of 10,000 leading women physicians
11:49And what's more important, it's been accepted by this family
11:53New Citrus Hill plus calcium, also available in Grapefruit
11:57The better new source of calcium for
12:00My family's health
12:01What's for dinner?
12:03That's a question you must answer 365 dinners a year
12:08Well Lipton Recipe Soup Mix gives you days and days of delicious ideas
12:13Like onion baked pork chops, country style pot roast, a savory meatloaf, and pasta primavera
12:20Only Lipton's toasted onion pieces and special seasonings could make food taste this delicious
12:27So what's for dinner?
12:29Lipton
12:30No, it's nothing but a scratch
12:45It's nothing but a scratch
12:57Great news, super discounts and no payments till March
13:10Now through December 31st, at your Gulf Coast 8 Chevrolet dealers
13:13S10 pickups, Blazers, Corsicas, Cavaliers, Spectrums, over 2,000 to choose from
13:18Payments will never be better
13:20New Chevy trucks from $99 a month
13:22That's right, own one for just $99 a month
13:25No payments till March, this offer definitely ends December 31st
13:29Only at your Gulf Coast 8 Chevrolet dealers
13:31Bill Steeper, Daphne, UJ Chevrolet, Mobile, Baymobile, J.M. Lee Foley
13:35National Furniture fights against high prices with first round knockout demons
13:40Challenging the competition with some tremendous contenders for your furniture dollars
13:43National Furniture pounds prices lower on these custom built solid wood 5 foot table and benches just $398
13:49Flattens prices on 3-piece contemporary sectionals with incliners only $498
13:53And knocks down the prices on 3-piece pillow warm early American living room suits just $398
13:59Buy where better furniture values are the winner and still champion
14:02National Furniture, 3777 North Palafox
14:05Rolex and your official Rolex jeweler share a commitment to quality
14:12Symbolized by the display of this crystal prism
14:15Achievers such as golf legend Arnold Palmer wear the 18-karat gold Rolex president with confidence and pride
14:22Knowing that their timepiece sets the standard for excellence
14:25Look for the Rolex prism, your assurance of authenticity
14:29Only at your official Rolex jeweler
14:31You'll find Rolex watches at Alabashes downtown and Cordova Square
14:36When your get-up-and-go has got up and gone
14:41Pensacola Medical Supply can help you get it back
14:44Get up with the help of a lift chair
14:47Then go on a three-wheeled cart
14:50You may qualify under Medicare or other insurance guidelines for full coverage on these items
14:56So call now
14:57Pensacola Medical Supply, 1600 Airport Boulevard, Pensacola
15:02Immediate delivery, professional, personal service
15:06Shortcuts from General Foods
15:21Hi, I'm Emily Holt
15:23I have a special way to bake eggs for supper
15:25My baked egg entree looks good, tastes great
15:28Is chocolate your passion?
15:31You want it bad
15:33It's almost time
15:35You got one thing on your mind
15:40The new deluxe chocolate collection from Jello
15:42Creme desserts and chocolate almonds, chocolate mint and double chocolate
15:45Made with so much rich, intense chocolate
15:48You can't live without the stuff
15:52You can never get enough
15:55The new deluxe chocolate collection of creme desserts from Jello
15:58Okay, my baked egg entree
16:01Place a tortilla on an oiled baking sheet or use bread or a pita half
16:05Make a ring of grated cheese
16:07Break an egg in the center
16:09Bake at 425 degrees for about five minutes
16:13Serve with fresh vegetables
16:14Serve with fresh vegetables
16:14Simple and delicious
16:15Shortcuts from General Foods
16:18What does the smell of bombs remind me of?
16:22Spring
16:23Here at the lake when everything is new
16:26And every morning I come out and I ride my bike around the lake
16:30And that's how bad it smells
16:33It's just natural
16:35It just smells so fresh
16:37Here
16:38Here
16:39Here
16:40Here
16:41Here
16:42Here
16:43Here
16:44Here
16:45Smells great, doesn't it?
16:47Jump in!
16:50Look!
16:51What's so funny, Sprout?
16:53This is one funny-looking vegetable.
16:55That's pasta.
16:56The giant must be.
16:57Brilliant.
16:58Huh?
16:59He's added delicious seasoned pasta to his finest vegetables to create new pasta accents.
17:04Seasoned with flavors like savory garlic and Parmesan cheese.
17:08They're everything you could want in a vegetable dish.
17:11New green giant pasta accents.
17:13Now that's using your noodle.
17:15Ho, ho, ho.
17:16Green giant.
17:33Just a reminder.
17:35This year, choose your credit cards as carefully as you choose your gifts.
17:39Because when you buy your presents with the Discover card, you get something back.
17:45A yearly cash back bonus on every purchase.
17:48Pays you back!
17:49What other card lets you give...
17:51...and receive...
17:53...the Discover card!
17:55...for people who expect value.
17:58Use it at places like these.
18:00Merry Christmas from Superior Sleep Shop, where complete waterbeds start at only $1.19.
18:06Kids four poster waterbeds, one half off, only $1.99.
18:09Kids bookcase waterbeds, only $2.99.
18:11And get the under drawers free.
18:13This bookcase waterbed, only $3.49.
18:15And get the comforter sheets, rail caps, and two king pillows free.
18:18We'll even pay your sales tax on this one.
18:20This complete bedroom suit, one half off, only $6.99.
18:23Pay no interest and no payments till June 88.
18:25Superior Sleep Shop, Mariner Mall in Davis Highway, Pensacola, and Fort Walton Beach.
18:33Most grocery stores are like peas in a pod.
18:36Except one.
18:37Nowhere.
18:38Nowhere in the world but Food World.
18:41With prices like these, with all this to choose from, why would I shop anywhere but Food World?
18:46Look at the choice you've got.
18:48I'd shop here even if the prices weren't discounted.
18:51But they are.
18:52You can't buy an item at Food World that isn't discounted.
18:55Try that anywhere else.
18:57Where?
18:58Nowhere.
18:59Nowhere in the world but Food World.
19:03I'm Sue Strawn with WEAR-TV.
19:05I'm Sandy Sansing with Sandy Sansing Chevrolet.
19:08And this is Community Scaring at Christmas, TB3's annual campaign to make the holidays brighter for our less fortunate friends and neighbors.
19:15Please bring us what you can spare and share.
19:18We'll take new toys, clothing, non-perishable foods, even cash.
19:22Then we'll load it all in the Sandy Sansing holiday van and deliver it in time for Christmas.
19:26It's Community Scaring at Christmas from Channel 3.
19:28And Sandy Sansing Chevrolet.
19:30Merry Christmas.
19:31When you take Tums, you're getting an extra strength heartburn medicine.
19:48It's a lot stronger than the number two brand.
19:50That's good.
19:51But Carol tells me Tums also gives us extra calcium.
19:54That's even better.
19:55Tums!
19:56Tums!
19:57Tums!
19:58Tums!
19:59Tums!
20:00Tums!
20:01When eating your Pepperidge Farm Pizza, notice that the light flaky croissant crust is baked in sections.
20:07So it's easy to share.
20:10That is, if you had a mind to.
20:13Smile!
20:16The easy does at 35, for pictures that just become alive.
20:2135 millimeter, it's cheesy.
20:24Kodak VR 35.
20:26Ta-da!
20:27You just dropped the film in.
20:28It almost loads itself.
20:29Then aim, and shoot.
20:31Have you ever seen a sharper baby feature?
20:33I have.
20:34Whichever one you wanna choose, we've got the 35 for you.
20:39Kodak VR 35.
20:41It's a great shot.
20:43Nothing to it.
20:44All it takes is for someone to say pizza, right?
20:48And then they all gotta have pizza.
20:50Until they give me a craving, too.
20:53We always get Totino's.
20:55But all of a sudden, they've added a lot more to it.
20:57Lots more toppings.
20:59And, uh, the meats are bigger, and there's more of them, too.
21:02I was really surprised.
21:03And Totino's crust is still crisp.
21:06Or something else I like.
21:08There's only one place they can get it.
21:10Totino's new Tempton toppings.
21:12Pizza worth coming home to.
21:15Oh.
21:18Yeah.
21:21Kung on everybody.
21:22Do that kick.
21:24Help Kick.
21:27Milk's that kick.
21:28The East Coast forms in, on real tall.
21:33Milk's vitamins and minerals are part of it all.
21:36Milk!!!
21:38At workin' and play.
21:39Making Milk today.
21:41America's favorite!
21:44Help kick milk!
22:04Morning, Chef.
22:05Hi, we're out of milk.
22:06We'll go pick up some more.
22:08Ah, the virtues of milk.
22:10Let's go home.
22:11Milk has thiamine to help boost your energy level.
22:18Protein for strong muscles.
22:21Milk is surprisingly slim on calories.
22:24And it contains essential nutrients to help maintain a healthy heartbeat.
22:29Did you miss me?
22:30Milk, it does a body good.
22:32This Christmas, Hardee's is spreading a lot of cheer.
22:38For just a little money.
22:40Because you can get your little elves a regular hamburger, fries and a small soft drink for just a dollar.
22:47And you can even get that last-minute stocking stuffer with an adorable, adoptable baby pound puppy or puri.
22:52So stop by Hardee's this holiday season.
22:54You'll get a lot of Christmas cheer for just a dollar.
22:57And the perfect stocking stuffer at a special price.
22:59Because at Hardee's, we're out to win you over.
23:06All of us at Electrolysis Associates wish you a happy holiday season.
23:10If you're stuck for a different idea for a Christmas present,
23:14Why not purchase a gift certificate for someone's first hour of Electrolysis treatment?
23:18But if you're embarrassed by unwanted facial or body hair,
23:22Make it your New Year's resolution to get rid of that unwanted hair permanently at Electrolysis Associates.
23:28Have a Merry Christmas!
23:31And a hair-free New Year!
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23:37Only the highest quality materials and workmanship is used incorporating safety features no one else in the industry even offers.
23:43Service.
23:44Produced locally.
23:45Service locally.
23:46And comes with a warranty on both the vehicle and the conversion.
23:49Selection.
23:50The largest in the South.
23:51And since they're locally produced, if we don't have what you want, we will custom make it to your specification.
23:55Right.
23:56The lowest.
23:57Isn't this what you've been looking for in a conversion van?
23:59It's what you get in a Foxy van.
24:01Available exclusively in this area at Key Family Vans.
24:04Highway 29 North in car and van city.
24:34These are the halls of medicine where you'll find comfort for a sore throat, a way to quiet a cough, and a feeling of relief for a stuffy nose.
24:35These are Hall's mental lift-us cough tablets with vapor action. These are the halls of medicine.
24:39Ain't a harmless meatball hero with a couple of onions on it. What happens? Nobody wants to eat.
24:40They want to eat.
24:41They want to eat.
24:42They want to eat.
24:43They want to eat.
24:44They want to eat.
24:45They want to eat.
24:46Nobody wants to come near me. So I take a Cloretz.
24:53throat, a way to quiet a cough, and a feeling of relief with stuffy nose. These
24:58are Hall's menthol-lifthous cough tablets with vapor action. These are the Halls of
25:03medicine.
25:04You're a harmless meatball hero with a couple of onions on it. What happens? Nobody wants to come near me.
25:10So I take a Cloretz.
25:13Hey! How you doing?
25:15Only Cloretz has Actazole with chlorophyll. Gets rid of bad breath fast.
25:23Here, Homer. Hello. Hi, Robbie. How's school? Fine. But I think Higgins has to go out.
25:29Amy, would you let the dog out, please? So how's... There goes Dad for his 8 o'clock snack.
25:33Well, we just ate. Rob, what's wrong? I said anything's wrong.
25:40You're not the only one in this family who can hear.
25:43When the people you love come through loud and clear, that's AT&T.
25:46Each other talk to someone.
25:49What'll I make for dinner?
25:52Ah! Pastry Pockets.
25:55Introducing new Pastry Pockets.
25:58Turn ordinary stuff into hot stuff.
26:01Just fill, fold, bake.
26:04And you've got a convenient dinner that's hot, flaky and delicious.
26:09Ah! Oh! Mmm! Ah! Oh!
26:13Poppin' fresh dough!
26:15New Pastry Pockets from Pillsbury!
26:18Little Hershey's Kisses have big, big chocolate.
26:24Little Hershey's Kisses have big, big chocolate.
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26:32You can love them by the handful. You can love them one by one.
26:36Tiny little kisses have big, big chocolate fun.
26:40Little Hershey's Kisses have big, big chocolate.
26:43Little Kisses have big chocolate.
26:46You're gonna love.
26:48Cashback is back on the cars that are winning the world over.
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27:11Then get $400 cash back.
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27:26Cashback is really back, but it can't last forever.
27:29See your Florida and South Georgia Ford dealer.
27:32Think of someone special.
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27:38We can get you closer.
27:42We're here to help you say, yeah.
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27:49You've got so much to tell.
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27:58Isn't there someone special you'd like to call?
28:01Like, you're on Earth or on Earth.
28:03I have a strong one, too.
28:03I don't know.
28:05But you're on Earth.
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28:08I don't know what I'm doing.
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28:11But, that's a good one.
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29:12What's for dinner?
29:13That's a question you must answer 365 dinners a year.
29:18Well, Lipton Recipe Soup Mix gives you days and days of delicious ideas.
29:23Like onion baked pork chops, country style pot roast, a savory meatloaf, and pasta primavera.
29:31Only Lipton's toasted onion pieces and special seasonings could make food taste this delicious.
29:37So what's for dinner?
29:39Lipton.
29:42Harv, you're going to prove that Pillsbury Already Pie Crust isn't as good as my Scratch Crust.
29:48I am?
29:49Which is which?
29:51Already Pie Crust.
29:52Just unfold and fill.
29:53It looks, tastes, and flakes so much like Scratch.
29:59It's hard to tell the difference.
30:01That's the one.
30:02You're in big trouble, Harv.
30:04I am?
30:05Major trouble.
30:09Already Pie Crust.
30:11Woo-hoo.
30:11You're telling me Trident helps fight cavities?
30:14It always has?
30:15Well, I knew Trident didn't cause cavities.
30:17Would it help fight them?
30:19No.
30:19I didn't know that.
30:20It's hard to believe a little piece of gum can do all that.
30:23That's right.
30:24New studies show chewing great-tasting Trident after sugary snacks reduces acids that form between teeth.
30:30It's these acids that can cause cavities.
30:33Ask your dentist.
30:34Something that's delicious and good for you?
30:35I love it.
30:36Couldn't happen to a better gum.
30:38Trident.
30:39Good to chew and fights cavities, too.
30:41Tums is one antacid that can really handle heartburn.
31:01It's a lot stronger than the number two brand.
31:03That's one good reason we use Tums.
31:05And Tums happens to be rich in calcium.
31:07That's the second good reason.
31:09Tums, Tums, Tums, Tums, Tums.
31:11Tums.
31:18All right, fellas.
31:19Set up the next cup.