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00:00Knife!
00:05Hey! Guess what, Tomato?
00:07What? What is it?
00:09You're a vegetable again!
00:10You... you really mean it?
00:12Yeah! They just announced it on the news!
00:14You're not a fruit anymore!
00:16That's... that's... oh my god! I'm a vegetable again!
00:19I knew this would happen! This is the greatest day of my life!
00:23Hey! Hey, Tomato!
00:25Yes, Orange?
00:26April Fools! You're still a fruit!
00:28You... you jerk!
00:31You can't just break people like that!
00:33Sure you can! Everyone's doing it!
00:35Hey, Pear! Get a whiff of my new flower!
00:38What? I don't smell anything!
00:43Whoa!
00:44Happy April Fools' Day!
00:46Easy, guys! You better watch it!
00:48I think you mean wash it!
00:50That felt like rain! And rain makes me think of rainbows!
00:54Um... okay!
00:56That Pear! He's so crazy!
00:58Hey! Do you guys hear something?
01:00Hear what?
01:01What is it?
01:02Shhh!
01:03Listen!
01:08It's coming from Pear's derriere!
01:11I'm sitting on a cloud!
01:13Yay!
01:14Hey! Shut up, dude!
01:16Hey! What's going on with you two?
01:18Yeah! You guys are acting kind of weird!
01:20Weird? We're not weird!
01:22I still love horses!
01:23Um... with hats!
01:24That, uh... that can fly!
01:26And, uh... and bunnies!
01:28Oh, yeah! Bunnies!
01:29You gotta love the bunnies!
01:30Hehehehe!
01:31I'm warmer than a hot fudge sundae
01:32with an itty-bitty cherry on top!
01:34Yay!
01:35Hey!
01:36You don't sound like Pear!
01:37You sound like...
01:39Yay!
01:41Marshmallow!
01:42But if you're Marshmallow, then who's that?
01:45Thanks a lot, Marshmallow!
01:47Whoa!
01:48What? I was melting in there!
01:49Yeah?
01:50Well, you should try getting into this outfit!
01:51Hehehehe!
01:52Yeah!
01:53He didn't have any room to pear!
01:54Hehehehe!
01:55Nice try, lame-os!
01:57Hehehehe!
01:58Uh-oh!
01:59Oh!
02:00What's going on?
02:01Oh, no!
02:02Whoa!
02:03Whoa!
02:04Whoa!
02:05Whoa!
02:06Grapefruit?
02:07What?
02:08Like, you guys are so original!
02:09Hehehehe!
02:10Looks like Apefruit was stretching the truth!
02:11Hehehehe!
02:12Wait!
02:13If Marshmallow was Pear, and Pear was Marshmallow, and if Little Apple was Grapefruit, then who
02:18are you?
02:19Uh...
02:20I'm still a tomato.
02:21We'll see about that!
02:22Ow!
02:23That hurts!
02:24Yep!
02:25She's a tomato, alright!
02:26Hehehehe!
02:27What is wrong with you?
02:28Hmm...
02:29I take it back!
02:30You're an apple!
02:31Hehehehe!
02:32You know what you need, Orange?
02:33What?
02:34Knife!
02:35Whoa!
02:36Whoa!
02:37Oh, no!
02:38Oh!
02:39Orange!
02:40Orange!
02:41Say something, buddy!
02:42Please!
02:43Huh?
02:44Hey, that's not orange!
02:45That's Little Apple!
02:46And I would've gotten away with it, too!
02:47If it weren't for that pesky knife!
02:48Hey!
02:49Did someone say...
02:50Knife?
02:51Whoa!
02:52Ow!
02:53Whoa!
02:54Now that's fool for thought!
02:55Hey!
02:56Where is it?
02:57Where is it?
02:58Where is it?
02:59Oh!
03:00Oh!
03:01There it is!
03:02Where?
03:03Where?
03:04Well, I don't know.
03:05What are we looking for?
03:06The TV remote!
03:07MC Goat Yells' new music video is on, and I can't turn the TV off!
03:11Oh!
03:12Oh!
03:13Oh!
03:14There it is!
03:15Where?
03:16Where?
03:17Well, I don't know.
03:18What are we looking for?
03:19The TV remote!
03:21MC Goat Yells' new music video is on, and I can't turn the TV off!
03:25Somebody make it stop!
03:30Oh!
03:31You looking for me?
03:32Sorry!
03:33Went to grab some lunch!
03:34Boom!
03:35He was just getting to the good part!
03:38Too bad you can't pause real life, too, huh, remote?
03:43Pause real life?
03:44Oh, I can do that!
03:46Boom!
03:47This changes everything!
03:55I guess I never thought it was a big deal.
04:01I mean, I am a universal remote.
04:05Is that even remotely possible?
04:08Remote.
04:09Hey, hey, guys!
04:10What's cooking?
04:11Hey, hey!
04:12Little Apple!
04:13Hey!
04:14Yeah, Orange?
04:15Pause!
04:16What are you doing?
04:17Don't!
04:18Come on!
04:19Don't pause our friends!
04:20Why not?
04:21It's fun!
04:22I feel so violated!
04:25Hey!
04:26Hey, Little Apple!
04:27Hey!
04:28Blink zero times if you're a vegetable!
04:31Knew it!
04:32Vegetable!
04:33Orange!
04:34All right, all right!
04:35I'll stop playing around and press play!
04:39Whoa!
04:40What happened?
04:41I feel woozy and...
04:43Subtitle!
04:44Spanish!
04:45Medulla cabeza!
04:46French!
04:47German!
04:48Stop it!
04:49Orange!
04:50Put me down!
04:52Sorry, remote!
04:53I didn't mean to push your buttons!
04:56That's it!
04:57Orange!
04:58You've lost your remote privileges!
04:59You okay, remote?
05:02Yeah, it's just I never realized I had such...
05:06Power?
05:07Because he has a power button?
05:09Just remember, remote, with great power comes great responsibility.
05:14Help!
05:15Help me!
05:16Oh no!
05:17That loaf of bread is in trouble!
05:18I'm on it!
05:19Pause!
05:20Whoa!
05:21Thanks, buddy!
05:22I was almost...
05:23Toast!
05:24And by the way...
05:26Knife!
05:27Huh?
05:28Ow!
05:29Oh!
05:30Did you really have to do this?
05:32Wow!
05:33Oh no!
05:34Orange!
05:35I'm...
05:37I'm too late!
05:39Orange!
05:40No!
05:42He's been joust!
05:44I told him he was getting too ripe!
05:46Why didn't he listen?
05:48Wait...
05:49I...
05:50I wonder...
05:51Rewind!
05:52Help!
05:53Help!
05:54Help!
05:55Help!
05:56Help!
05:57Help!
05:58Help!
05:59Help!
06:00Hooray!
06:01Hooray!
06:02Hooray!
06:03Whoa!
06:04Thanks for the instant replay, remote!
06:06My pleasure!
06:07Always happy to help!
06:09Well, duh!
06:10You are a control freak!
06:12Yes!
06:13Very funny!
06:14What's that?
06:15I can barely hear you!
06:16What?
06:17Are your batteries getting low?
06:18Hey!
06:19No!
06:20That's a very common problem!
06:21Ah!
06:22Calm down!
06:23It's fine!
06:24It's fine!
06:25It's not like anybody watches TV anymore!
06:27So...
06:28I'm guessing you guys are okay with this!
06:30Totes!
06:31Totes!
06:32Great!
06:33Now I can finally watch my favorite show in peace and quiet!
06:36Go!
06:37Go!
06:38MC!
06:39Go!
06:40Yeah!
06:41No!
06:42No!
06:43No!
06:44Yeah!
06:45What up, fruit lovers?
06:46A to the O here with the whole gang!
06:49Say hey, everybody!
06:50Yo-yo-yo-yo!
06:51Today we're doing a never-before-seen challenge!
06:55The Scare Pear Challenge!
06:57Ooh!
07:02Cool!
07:03Sounds like a bundle of fun!
07:05It's a bundle of fun, for sure!
07:07Here's how it works!
07:08Pear's gonna sit his little hiney here, and one by one,
07:11me and the gang are gonna take cracks at making him scream them loud,
07:14you know what it is!
07:15We all excited to do this?
07:16Yeah!
07:17Yeah!
07:18No!
07:19Then it's unanimous!
07:20Here's the Scare Pear Challenge coming at ya!
07:29Hi Pear!
07:30Hey, Marshy!
07:31I don't want to scare you!
07:32I want to hug you!
07:33Is that okay?
07:34Sure!
07:35I mean, you could try.
07:37It's kind of hard to hug someone when you don't have any...
07:39Tentacles!
07:40Ah!
07:41Ah!
07:44Did I scare you?
07:46Yeah!
07:47Kinda!
07:48But...
07:49How did ya...
07:51Thanks, baby octopus!
07:52Oh, this was for a friend!
07:55Oh!
07:56Marshy, you've got some weird friends.
07:58Cute, but weird.
08:00The Scare-O-Meter gave Pear Scream 75 decibels!
08:04Marshy takes the lead!
08:06Yay!
08:11Ooh!
08:12I'm a scary ghost!
08:15Yeah.
08:16You're something, alright.
08:17Aw, man.
08:18Are you really not scared?
08:20Sorry, Little Apple.
08:21Not scared at all.
08:22And to think I went to all the trouble of studying up on ghosts at the library before it burned down!
08:28Huh?
08:29The library burned down?
08:31Nooooo!
08:34Ha-ha-ha!
08:35Gotcha, Pear!
08:37Huh?
08:38The library didn't burn down?
08:39Oh, thank goodness!
08:41That's 76 decibels!
08:43Congrats, Little Apple!
08:44You've moved into the lead by the smallest of margins!
08:47Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:49Ah!
08:54Excuse me, could somebody tell me what I'm doing here again?
08:57You're trying to scare me, Grandpa Lemon!
08:59Oh, I see.
09:00Well, I've got a little trick up my sleeve.
09:03Here.
09:04Hold these!
09:06Eww!
09:07Okay, I'll be back!
09:10Where is he going?
09:12Hello?
09:13Grandpa Lemon?
09:14Anybody?
09:15What the heck is going on?
09:17Where is everybody?
09:19Right here!
09:20Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:21Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:22Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:23Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:25Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:26How did you do that?
09:27A magician never reveals his...
09:30Oh, good grief!
09:33The Scare-O-Meter gave it an 85!
09:36Congrats to Grandpa Lemon, our new front runner!
09:38to Grandpa Lemon, our new front runner!
09:40Thank you kindly!
09:47You don't stand a chance, bro.
09:49I brought the scariest thing of all time, a charantula.
09:54I'm not scared of tarantulas.
09:56You're not?
09:57Even though they're huge and hairy and could eat you?
10:00Nope, but it seems like you are.
10:02Nuh-uh, I'm not scared of anything!
10:05Then open the cage.
10:06Maybe I will.
10:07Cool.
10:08So do it.
10:09I'm gonna.
10:10When?
10:11Soon.
10:11How about now?
10:12Don't rush me!
10:18Yo, what's with that guy?
10:20I don't know.
10:21Your guess is as good as mine.
10:26Oogie boogie, oogie boogie boogie boogie, oogie boogie.
10:29Not scary.
10:31Aw, man.
10:32Okay, let me try a different mask then.
10:34I don't think it's the mask.
10:36I think it's the fact that you're not doing anything surprising.
10:38Whoa!
10:39Orange!
10:44I so got you.
10:46What the?
10:47I put a mask on an orange ball.
10:49See?
10:51Oh, I'll admit, that was a good one.
10:53Thanks for the help, Knight.
10:55You're welcome.
10:56See you tomorrow when I try to kill you for reals.
10:58Bye!
10:59Okay.
11:00And the scream-o-meter agrees.
11:02That was 97 decibels, which means I win the grand prize!
11:07Well, I didn't know there was a grand prize.
11:09Yeah, what's the grand prize?
11:11This mega-bone!
11:12No!
11:13Hey, everyone.
11:16Bad news about today's episode.
11:18There's not going to be any TNT, because Pear made me promise to give it all to him before
11:22making the episode.
11:23That's right.
11:24No TNT today, folks!
11:25If you're looking for explosions, look elsewhere.
11:28Today will just be standard, boring old questions.
11:31Speaking of which, let's get to them now!
11:34Is Pear secretly a stick of TNT?
11:37Ha!
11:38That's ridiculous!
11:39I couldn't be a stick of TNT!
11:41Yeah.
11:42There's no way your stem could be a TNT fuse.
11:44Um, yeah.
11:45And there's no way your pear-shaped body could possibly be hiding TNT in it.
11:49Well, I mean...
11:50So naturally, you're not at all concerned that you're standing next to that open flame.
11:55Um, yeah.
11:56Totally.
11:57I'm not concerned because I'm certainly not TNT.
12:00Good to hear.
12:01Because your stem just caught on fire.
12:02Huh?
12:03Ah!
12:04Oh, oh, ah!
12:05Pear, calm down!
12:06Let me just blow it out!
12:08But what if I am TNT?
12:09Orange!
12:10Am I TNT?
12:11No!
12:12But that sure is!
12:13Ah!
12:14It's time for Ask Orange!
12:19What did the door say to the other door on a date?
12:24I don't know!
12:25What?
12:26You're adorable!
12:27I love door jokes so much I can barely handle it!
12:32I love Pear, Orange, Little Apple, and Grandpa Lemon!
12:37Aw!
12:38Once again, I was not invited!
12:42Hey, Orange!
12:43Bowl a strike!
12:44Okay, here we go!
12:46Whoa!
12:47Wow!
12:48That hurt!
12:49Man, do I feel like a pinhead!
12:52Owly!
12:53One like gives the gang legs and arms!
12:57Legs and arms for every like?
12:59Well, that seems like it could be real handy!
13:03Woohoo!
13:04Yes!
13:05This is awesome!
13:06True, but what happens when a second person likes the video?
13:10Oh!
13:11Yeah!
13:12I definitely didn't think about that!
13:14Ah!
13:15Ah!
13:16In every Ask Orange episode, all of your jokes are super funny!
13:20No!
13:21People think our videos are too funny!
13:23They're liking them too much!
13:25Ah!
13:26Ah!
13:27Ha ha!
13:28This is funny!
13:29Okay!
13:30Now this is getting out of hand!
13:32Ah!
13:33Ah!
13:34Ah!
13:35Ah!
13:36Stop making jokes, dude!
13:38Yeah!
13:39The more jokes you make, the more likes we get!
13:41Me?
13:42Stop making jokes?
13:43That would be quite a feat!
13:45Ah!
13:46Ah!
13:47Ah!
13:48Ah!
13:49Hi!
13:50Hi!
13:51Hey, Orange, I want everyone to say Hi Kaylee!
13:54Hi Kaylee!
13:56Ready everyone?
13:57One, two, three!
14:00Hi Kaylee!
14:02Once again, I was not invited.
14:05Hi Kaylee.
14:06Hey Orange, pop!
14:08Huh?
14:09Whoa, it was such a dream.
14:16Oh, what a relief.
14:18Well, I thought for a moment there,
14:19I was actually gonna pop.
14:21Huh?
14:25Wow!
14:26Oh, that was just a dream too?
14:28Oh thank goodness.
14:29I definitely don't want to be done in by a P.O.P.P.?
14:33It's me son, your P.O.P.
14:34Dad?
14:35Is that you?
14:36Whoa, well I'd hug you, but I don't have any arms.
14:39Nyanya instead?
14:41Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
14:45Orange, look out!
14:46It's a P.A.R.A.R.A.C.O.
14:48Sure enough!
14:50Ugh, Pika.
14:52Yeah!
14:53Ow!
14:54Hey!
14:55Orange, can you inhale like Kirby?
14:57Here we go.
15:07Once again, I was not inhaled.
15:20I'm out.
15:22I'm out.