WWE SMACKDOWN LIVE EVENT (LISBON 2017)
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00:00Welcome to the 11th Anniversary of the Pentagon!
00:07Are you guys ready to have a good time?
00:10I said, are you guys ready to have a good time?
00:15Are you guys ready to have a good time?
00:21Are you guys ready to have a good time?
00:25I said, are you guys ready to have a good time?
00:30Let's get this show started!
00:32YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
00:50I'm not going to jump in that one.
00:53I'm not going to jump in that one.
00:57Oh, no.
01:15Because this is the one of the three actors that has...
01:20...GREAT PENTAGON!
01:25Let's go, you guys!
01:27Are you ready?
01:32The only contest is scheduled for...
01:55And the winner is...
01:58...PENTAGON!
02:22Introducing first, from Kyoto, Japan...
02:27...weighing in at 225...
02:31...here's your number one...
02:34...CHI CHI!
02:57CHI CHI!
02:59CHI CHI!
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03:35CHI CHI!
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03:41CHI CHI!
03:44CHI CHI!
03:47CHI CHI!
03:53PENTAGON!
03:56PENTAGON!
03:59PENTAGON!
04:02PENTAGON!
04:05PENTAGON!
04:08PENTAGON!
04:24And here's your first...
04:27...from the Rio de Janeiro, California...
04:30...weighing in at 266 pounds...
04:34...TAMER!
04:37TAMER!
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06:14Yeah!
06:16Woo!
06:18Yeah!
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09:02Nakamoto! Nakamoto!
09:32Go!
09:50What? What the bloody?
09:52What?
09:53Please!
09:54I'm not going to let you have it for the whole day!
09:56What are you saying?
09:58I'm not going to let you have it for the whole day!
10:02Nakamoto!
10:04Go!
10:14One! Two! Three!
10:17Nakamoto! Nakamoto!
10:47Nakamoto! Nakamoto!
11:07Nakamoto! Nakamoto!
11:21One! Two! Three!
11:37Nakamoto! Nakamoto!
12:07Nakamoto! Nakamoto!
12:37Nakamoto! Nakamoto!
13:08Let's go! What do you say we put a championship on the line?
13:12What do you reckon?
13:15The following contest is for one fall!
13:19It's a triple threat match!
13:22For the SmackDown Tag Team Championship!
13:37Nakamoto! Nakamoto!
13:49Nakamoto! Nakamoto!
14:08Introducing the challengers!
14:10First, the team of Topper 3-Dimension,
14:13from Glasgow,
14:153-Dimension!
14:17Go!
14:37Nakamoto! Nakamoto! Nakamoto!
15:04Making their way to the ring,
15:07at a combined weight of 590 pounds,
15:13Luke Harper and Eric Rollins!
15:34Nakamoto! Nakamoto! Nakamoto!
15:49Nakamoto! Nakamoto! Nakamoto!
15:55Uso!
15:57Nakamoto! Nakamoto! Nakamoto!
16:12And at a combined weight of 479 pounds,
16:17the SmackDown Tag Team Champion,
16:21GFG,
16:24Uso!
16:42Nakamoto! Nakamoto! Nakamoto!
17:00Uso!
17:15Uso!
17:17Uso!
17:19Nakamoto! Nakamoto! Nakamoto!
17:48Nakamoto! Nakamoto! Nakamoto!
18:04And of course,
18:06from British Columbia,
18:08weighing in at 235 pounds,
18:13The King,
18:16Triple H!
18:43Triple H!
19:08Triple H!
19:10Triple H!
19:18Uso!
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22:04We are white! We are white!
22:34We are white! We are white!
22:54We are white! We are white!
23:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
23:34We want life!
23:41We want life!
23:48We want life!
23:53We want life!
24:00We want life!
24:07We want life!
24:14We want life!
24:21We want life!
24:281, 2, 3, 4!
24:591, 2, 3, 4!
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26:327, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
26:41We're calling it a night.
26:42Thank you for coming and being here tonight.
26:45But a little something's missing.
26:47Do you guys want to see any
26:49Women's Division action?
26:55We'll call it a three-on-four.
26:56A four-on-four Women's Division handicap match
26:59is scheduled for one fall.
27:01One fall!
27:27Let's go!
27:41Here's your winner,
27:42from Florida, California,
27:44Naomi!
27:56Naomi!
27:57Naomi!
27:58Naomi!
27:59Naomi!
28:00Naomi!
28:01Naomi!
28:02Naomi!
28:03Naomi!
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28:20Naomi!
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28:24Naomi!
28:25Naomi!
28:26Naomi!
28:27Naomi!
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28:31Naomi!
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28:45Naomi!
28:46Naomi!
28:47Naomi!
28:48Naomi!
28:49Naomi!
28:50Naomi!
28:51Naomi!
28:52The winner of this year's WWE Tag Team Championship is...
28:59The winner of this year's WWE Tag Team Championship is...
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29:19The winner of this year's WWE Tag Team Championships is...
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30:07The winner of this year's WWE Tag Team Championships is...
30:13The winner of this year's WWE Tag Team Championships is...
30:21the former WWE Tag Team Champion Shawn Michaels.
31:13You and your heartless, heartless, heartless
31:18I can't stand it, I can't stand it
31:22I can't stand it, I can't stand it
31:26I can't stand it, I can't stand it
31:29Cause I'm fabulous, fabulous
31:32I can't stand it, I can't stand it
31:35I can't stand it, I can't stand it
31:38I can't stand it, I can't stand it
31:41Ain't no left for me, can't take a shit
31:45Know that I'm way some shit I could win
31:47You say I'm fabulous, fabulous
31:49I know it might be too dangerous
31:51to take my own life
31:55Thank you, thank you!
32:02From Pacific Islands,
32:06Argentina
32:11I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I
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33:41Alberta Vega, she did a solid backflip.
33:44The Women's Champion,
33:46Da'Tanya!
34:41A fatal four-way match for the United Skies Championship!
35:08Championship!
35:38Championship!
35:40Championship!
35:42Championship!
35:44Championship!
35:46Championship!
35:48Championship!
35:50Championship!
35:52Championship!
35:54Championship!
35:56Championship!
35:58Championship!
36:00Championship!
36:02Championship!
36:04Championship!
36:07Introducing first, weighing in at 235 pounds, the glorious Bobby Roode!
36:21Glorious!
36:27No matter who you are, you're still victorious!
36:32No matter who you are, you're still victorious!
36:37No matter who you are, you're still glorious!
36:42Eyes on the end! Eyes on the end!
36:47Glorious!
37:08Glorious!
37:10No matter who you are, you're still victorious!
37:15No matter who you are, you're still victorious!
37:20No matter who you are, you're still glorious!
37:25Eyes on the end! Eyes on the end!
37:31Glorious!
37:33Bobby Roode! Bobby Roode! Bobby Roode!
38:03Bobby Roode! Bobby Roode! Bobby Roode!
38:13Bobby Roode! Bobby Roode! Bobby Roode!
38:23Bobby Roode! Bobby Roode! Bobby Roode!
38:33Introducing the next championship, from Montreal, Canada, weighing in at 212 pounds,
38:42Sandy!
38:54Bobby Roode! Bobby Roode! Bobby Roode!
39:13Bobby Roode! Bobby Roode! Bobby Roode!
39:20Next, returning in Hollywood, Florida, weighing in at 218 pounds,
39:26John Cena!
39:30John Cena!
40:00Let's go Cena!
40:30John Cena!
41:00And from Kansas City, weighing in at 274 pounds,
41:06he's the United States Champion,
41:10Spin!
41:12Hold it!
41:40I thank you for the support tonight.
41:44The glory is all in the name.
41:49I thank you for the support tonight.
41:59I thank you for the support tonight.
42:12All you see, all you see, all you see, all you see, all you see, all you see, all you see.
42:28I can't stop now
42:31I'm coming back
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44:24Woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah.
44:28Woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah.
44:30Woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah.
44:37That's not nice.
44:47Now this message is specifically for Paul Heyman
44:49Ladies and gentlemen, these are the same brothers and these are the advocates.
45:08You are the advocates of the reigning, defending, undisputed WWE champion, The Modern Game Master!
45:38Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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47:08And it is I, the one and only Roger, the most prominent champion in the WWE
47:28You can't stop, you can't stop
47:32I am the one and only Roger Arnow, the champion of the nation
47:39Where you look, you can't stop me, you can run and shoot, you can run and fall, you can't stop me
47:46Roger Arnow will never stop me, and neither will the new dominant, AJ Styles
47:56And it is Tuesday, tomorrow, the Smackdown night, Shane McMahon is giving AJ Styles a title shot
48:11Your Shane McMahon is live tonight, and I say tonight's match will be a non-title match
48:19I will not be putting up my WWE Championship tonight
48:28Do you understand what a non-title match is?
48:36Do you understand what a non-title match is?
48:42Perfect, because now I will speak to Mike, in my language, of the judges
48:49I will speak to Mike, in my language, of the judges
48:54I will speak to Mike, in my language, of the judges
49:19I am the one and only Roger Arnow, the champion of the nation
49:26Where you look, you can't stop me, you can't run and shoot, you can't run and fall, you can't stop me
49:33I am the one and only Roger Arnow, the champion of the nation
49:40Where you look, you can't stop me, and neither will the new dominant, AJ Styles
49:47I am the one and only Roger Arnow, the champion of the nation
49:54Where you look, you can't stop me, you can't run and shoot, you can't run and fall, you can't run and fall
50:01I am the one and only Roger Arnow, the champion of the nation
50:08Where you look, you can't stop me, and neither will the new dominant, AJ Styles
50:14I am the one and only Roger Arnow, the champion of the nation
50:21Where you look, you can't stop me, you can't run and shoot, you can't run and fall, you can't run and fall
50:28I am the one and only Roger Arnow, the champion of the nation
50:35Where you look, you can't stop me, you can't run and fall, you can't run and fall
50:40I am the one and only Roger Arnow, the champion of the nation
50:47Where you look, you can't stop me, you can't run and shoot, you can't run and fall
50:54I am the one and only Roger Arnow, the champion of the nation
51:01Where you look, you can't stop me, you can't run and fall
51:06I am the one and only Roger Arnow, the champion of the nation
51:36Roger Arnow, the champion of the nation
52:06Where you look, you can't stop me, you can't run and fall, you can't run and fall
52:36I am the one and only Roger Arnow, the champion of the nation
52:43Where you look, you can't stop me, you can't run and fall, you can't run and fall
52:50I am the one and only Roger Arnow, the champion of the nation
52:57Where you look, you can't stop me, you can't run and fall, you can't run and fall
53:03I am the one and only Roger Arnow, the champion of the nation
53:10Where you look, you can't stop me, you can't run and fall, you can't run and fall
53:17I am the one and only Roger Arnow, the champion of the nation