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Hello, I'm Getlucky, this is my channel where I upload videos about whatever interests me, including Super Mario Bros. Wonder modding. Thanks for checking out this video! You might also recognize me as the Fairly Odd Parents A New Wish clip guy on Twitter, or the guy who painted the hole in the desert in Color Splash!
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00:00:00Ka-choo!
00:00:30This was made in 06.
00:00:35A ROM hack from 2006?
00:00:36Yeah, what the fuck?
00:00:37That's like older than the original game.
00:00:39Yeah!
00:00:40How did they make this before the original game?
00:00:44Do you hear shells?
00:00:47Huh?
00:00:48No, you distracted me!
00:00:51That was my plan.
00:00:52I'm like serious though.
00:00:55I was looking at the song thing for you, and then I slid off the stage.
00:01:00Auto-scroller, driving through grandpa's diarrhea.
00:01:05It's hot cocoa.
00:01:06Oh, you're right.
00:01:07That's what I call it too.
00:01:09It is!
00:01:10The sign said it was hot cocoa, respect the lord.
00:01:12You're reading signs?
00:01:13Do you have time to read signs?
00:01:15Look, the sign could have said something like, don't tell Foxen, but if you go to the left
00:01:20and hit an invisible vine, you can skip the level.
00:01:22Can you imagine the 12-year-long time?
00:01:25Banger incoming.
00:01:27Is banger incoming?
00:01:29Nice.
00:01:30Banger outgoing.
00:01:31Where the fuck is the key?
00:01:42I found the key.
00:01:46That's so sad.
00:01:48That's so sad.
00:01:49Can we get 50 likes?
00:01:51You like fucking...
00:01:54You like fucking.
00:01:55A lot of people do.
00:01:56One more time.
00:01:57I just want to say to all the SimpleFlips fans out there, can we get some buffs in chat
00:02:06for this man?
00:02:07This man who has to listen to shitty Oatmeal remixes every day of his life.
00:02:12Give him some buffs.
00:02:13Give him some love.
00:02:15How the fuck does this work?
00:02:17What part are you confused about?
00:02:21Please?
00:02:22Okay.
00:02:23Fuck me, I guess.
00:02:24Am I fucked because I killed that?
00:02:35Okay, baby, chill.
00:02:41Oh.
00:02:42No, no, no, no.
00:02:49Okay.
00:02:50I thought I just found gay baby gel.
00:02:52800 second gay baby gel, dude.
00:02:55I am so scared.
00:02:59I find...
00:03:00OPA!
00:03:05I couldn't die more than I just did.
00:03:07You know, I died with my Mario model inside of the orb.
00:03:11That is the saddest thing that can happen to a person.
00:03:14It's almost stressful.
00:03:21One time is funny, but, you know.
00:03:25Oh, shit.
00:03:26I didn't realize that wasn't a semi-solid platform because in Mario Maker, those are.
00:03:31Semi-solid platform.
00:03:33Semi-solid platform.
00:03:40What the fuck?
00:03:42I...
00:03:43Pfft.
00:03:44Pfft.
00:03:45Pfft.
00:03:46Pfft.
00:03:47What the fuck?
00:03:48I...
00:03:49Pfft.
00:03:50Pfft.
00:03:51Pfft.
00:03:52Pfft.
00:03:53I went for a shell jump and my game just ended.
00:03:54My whole life just fucking turned upside down.
00:03:58Do blind people have to wear sunglasses to be blind?
00:04:02So, I mean, you're already stupid.
00:04:06What fucking killed me?
00:04:08What fucking...
00:04:09What just happened to me?
00:04:13I don't know what the fuck you're supposed to do.
00:04:18I guess I get it now.
00:04:20I know what to do.
00:04:23Where did my fucking shell go?
00:04:25Is this like a running joke?
00:04:27Like, everybody pretends this is easy, but it actually sucks dick?
00:04:31Is that it?
00:04:32Is that what it is?
00:04:34We don't know what Ark Bros means, but at the end, it's like, pretend this was really easy.
00:04:39Yeah, okay, yeah.
00:04:40Congratulations on beating the game.
00:04:42Go on SMW Central and post,
00:04:44This was my first hack and I had a lot of fun and beat it in two hours.
00:04:50I can't believe people posted on that and said,
00:04:52Great starter hack.
00:04:54If this is the hack I started with, I would fucking
00:04:56not want to play any hacks anymore.
00:04:58I'd be playing Sonic right now.
00:05:01I swear, I think it's like, everybody knows this sucks,
00:05:04and they're like, fuck everybody who wants to join our community.
00:05:07Start with this hack.
00:05:09It's codenamed The Gatekeeper.
00:05:11Alexander Hart was known for his greatest gatekeeping abilities.
00:05:20Why won't it hit the turn block with the stupid throw block?
00:05:23It just, like, explodes on it.
00:05:25Oh, because you're on top of it.
00:05:28Okay.
00:05:29Cool.
00:05:33Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:05:35What did I do?
00:05:38What the fuck, dude?
00:05:40Are you kidding me?
00:05:41Goddamn alien life form came out of the sky and landed on my head.
00:05:46Alien?
00:05:47I know exactly what happened to you.
00:05:49I know exactly what happened to you.
00:05:52I knew you were gonna die too, that makes me feel worse.
00:05:55So, the plot of this game
00:05:58is really good, actually.
00:05:59After filling the face with beer at a bachelor party,
00:06:03Mario and Luigi awaken in a tropical island.
00:06:07And now...
00:06:11So, hopefully we get to find out what happens after that.
00:06:15Oh my god, can I land in these trees?
00:06:17Please? I didn't die.
00:06:19You can land in those trees, by the way.
00:06:21My dad sent me a series of, like, 800 paragraph all-caps texts the other day.
00:06:27What? This is the first I'm hearing of it.
00:06:29One of them had to do with, uh...
00:06:31He lives with, like, this woman and her son,
00:06:34who's, like, 9 or 10 or something like that.
00:06:37And he was pissed because the kid had bought, like, $200 worth of V-Bucks
00:06:42on his mom's credit card.
00:06:45That's a lot.
00:06:46Yeah, it is a lot, actually.
00:06:48That is, like...
00:06:49Maybe you've spent that much.
00:06:52That laugh track was on point, actually.
00:06:54If I had done that, my dad would have smacked me.
00:06:57In the head.
00:06:59Are you trying to feel like canned laughter is helping you?
00:07:03Yeah.
00:07:05But it's actually making me laugh because it's fucking dumb.
00:07:11Where the fuck did that guy come from?!
00:07:14This game just drops enemies on your head at the perfect places.
00:07:18It does that constantly, dude.
00:07:20This guy fucking loves just, like, tossing the enemy up in the air.
00:07:24That guy came out of the sky!
00:07:27Dude, they really like that one.
00:07:30You got an applause.
00:07:32There was a guy in Foxen's chat that used to go there all the time.
00:07:35I don't know, I haven't seen him in forever, but his name was Gabe Horn Guy.
00:07:39And...
00:07:41Foxen didn't realize that his name sounded like Gabe Horn for months.
00:07:47And he used to say his name all the time.
00:07:49That was a sick song.
00:07:51Great atmosphere, great vibe.
00:07:53Can't wait for it to be ruined by Oatmeal or Suavemente.
00:07:56Suavemente.
00:08:01I actually called this as a joke, but it's never a joke in the stream.
00:08:061-2 Oatmeal lurks around every fucking corner.
00:08:10This level's definitely... oh, cool.
00:08:13I actually got... I got the double!
00:08:15I said Suavemente or Oatmeal.
00:08:18I got the fucking double.
00:08:20I got the double, dude! The double prediction!
00:08:23There's only one way I'm beating this level, and that's a maybe.
00:08:25This can happen.
00:08:30Fuck, I wanted to go over.
00:08:33I enjoy Marble Games a lot.
00:08:34I've played them for years now.
00:08:37I have played them.
00:08:38I thought it was the only thing you had to say about that.
00:08:42That sounds like a review if someone feigned me to review the game.
00:08:45But I don't care about it at all.
00:08:48Marble Games.
00:08:50I've played them.
00:08:51You'll like them because I've played them.
00:08:54Marcus says that there's a save screen on some levels, but not all.
00:08:58That seems really random.
00:09:00And stupid.
00:09:01It is.
00:09:02Marcus is stupid.
00:09:04I feel a lot better getting that off my chest.
00:09:06Marcus is stupid.
00:09:08Oof.
00:09:09I feel like... as if I've had trouble breathing all day,
00:09:12and now everything's back to normal.
00:09:14Fuck Marcus.
00:09:15Fuck... fuck Marcus.
00:09:17He is stupid.
00:09:18I feel liberated because Marcus is fucking dumb.
00:09:22And I... I honestly...
00:09:24I've always been wondering what's missing from my life.
00:09:26Marcus is a fucking idiot.
00:09:30I just...
00:09:31Today turned into a really good day.
00:09:32Symbols in the shitty pipe level?
00:09:34Good.
00:09:35I'm in a Monty Mole riding level.
00:09:37I don't... I don't see any pipes.
00:09:40My... I... I...
00:09:43That pipe level sucks.
00:09:44What pipe level?
00:09:46Someone said that that's where you were.
00:09:47I'm riding Monty Moles the whole level.
00:09:49I think someone lied to you.
00:09:51I think your trust was given to them,
00:09:53and they betrayed it.
00:09:54I think...
00:09:55This is probably...
00:09:56It's gonna be bittersweet when you hear this, but...
00:09:58Marcus sucks dick, dude.
00:10:00He just...
00:10:01He's the worst.
00:10:07I thought that was you for a second.
00:10:09I thought that was me for a second.
00:10:12I had to look at the title of the video and be like,
00:10:14what did I get remixed into?
00:10:17I don't know.
00:10:18This was...
00:10:19Uh...
00:10:20Big Steak.
00:10:22I... Look.
00:10:23I thought it was a secret exit.
00:10:24GONZALES464
00:10:27I don't wanna hear shit from you.
00:10:29You have, like, eight numbers in your name.
00:10:31God damn it!
00:10:32I have one life to beat this castle.
00:10:35Oh my god!
00:10:36No! Oh my god! No!
00:10:40Okay.
00:10:42NOOOOOO!
00:10:45WHEEEW!
00:10:46I hate you.
00:10:48You've been waiting to do that for fucking hours!
00:10:50I died for that joke.
00:10:51Good!
00:10:52I had that thing in my mouth for like five minutes.
00:10:54No, you didn't.
00:10:55I did.
00:10:56The moment you were like,
00:10:57I'm afraid I'm gonna game over,
00:10:58I was like, this is the time.
00:11:06Are you serious?
00:11:08Why?
00:11:09Oh.
00:11:10Okay.
00:11:11Okay.
00:11:12Okay.
00:11:14Okay.
00:11:17What the fuck's in your mouth?
00:11:18What the hell was that?!
00:11:19He spit out an octopus?
00:11:21What's the fuck's in your mouth?
00:11:25He fucking spit out Thanos, dude.
00:11:28Thanos orb.
00:11:31What?!
00:11:33I performed expert tricks for that?
00:11:36Someone has a message for you, Simple.
00:11:40Hey, SimpleFlips.
00:11:42It's me, Jesus Christ.
00:11:45All your viewers, Twitch subscribers,
00:11:48YouTube subscribers, and I
00:11:50are concerned on the status of the IRLBLJ.
00:11:54We all know practice makes perfect,
00:11:57but this is getting ridiculous.
00:12:00The divine power begs of you.
00:12:02Simple, please show us the IRLBLJ.
00:12:10How is that real?
00:12:12Who fucking knows, dude?
00:12:14That was not me.
00:12:16He has a beard.
00:12:19That was you.
00:12:21Dude, this is Blue's Clues.
00:12:23Did you used to watch Blue's Clues?
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26How did it make you feel?
00:12:27What, that I watched it?
00:12:28No, just your experience watching it.
00:12:30How did it make you feel?
00:12:31Did you feel involved?
00:12:32I really liked it.
00:12:33I loved that shit.
00:12:34He's really good at engaging with his audience.
00:12:36I love whenever the mail comes, dude.
00:12:38When it's mail time,
00:12:40catch me fucking ripping my shirt off
00:12:42and sitting on the couch, dude.
00:12:45That's right.
00:12:46Same.
00:12:48I fucking...
00:12:49I'm getting so excited about mail time, dude.
00:12:53I'm stoked about mail time.
00:12:56I always wanted them to read a letter from me
00:12:58despite having never sent one.
00:12:59I just thought one day, you know, I might...
00:13:01This could be it.
00:13:03Crazy boy said,
00:13:04before his Skype video,
00:13:06there was mail time.
00:13:08That's right.
00:13:10That's actually so stupid.
00:13:12That shit was high-tech.
00:13:20Gay idiot.
00:13:22This level's fucking crazy.
00:13:24Which one are you on?
00:13:25I'm on the, like, transparent platforms
00:13:27that, like, you ride.
00:13:28I mean, it's all a transparent platform.
00:13:31I mean, all a transparent platform.
00:13:33Might as well be that.
00:13:36Oh, oh, oh!
00:13:37I lost my key!
00:13:43I didn't want to hold that!
00:13:45Goddamn hot potato.
00:13:52Why is that even a different texture?
00:13:53Why was I over there?
00:13:54Game over.
00:13:55I feel like I was just cheated.
00:13:58My heart.
00:13:59Sad.
00:14:00My dad.
00:14:01Mad.
00:14:02My game.
00:14:03Crash.
00:14:06It fucking landed on my dome!
00:14:10I ducked.
00:14:11I ducked.
00:14:12QUACK!
00:14:15HE'S THROWING HAMMERS!
00:14:16If you don't fuck with a guy who throws hammers,
00:14:18that guy throws hammers.
00:14:19He throws hammers!
00:14:21Think about how physically, like, infeasible
00:14:23that would be to do in your life.
00:14:25THROWING HAMMERS!
00:14:27NOT THROWING A HAMMER,
00:14:28HE THROWS HAMMERS.
00:14:30Plural.
00:14:33He throws hammers.
00:14:36I can't grab these things underwater?
00:14:38You should be able to.
00:14:40When you're standing on them?
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:42Do I need to be big, Mario?
00:14:43The throw blocks?
00:14:44Yeah, what the fuck?
00:14:45I can't pick them up.
00:14:46Just press Y.
00:14:48WHAT?!
00:14:49I did that a thousand times!
00:14:52It required you to say,
00:14:54press Y first,
00:14:55like I'm some fucking moron.
00:14:58Are you looking for a key also right now?
00:15:00Uh, no.
00:15:04Oh, shit.
00:15:05Oh, did you...
00:15:07Did you kill the fish?
00:15:08Which fish?
00:15:10Nothing.
00:15:15Is that a...
00:15:16It's gonna be...
00:15:18Is it a...
00:15:20Give me, give me a...
00:15:21Give me a cape.
00:15:23Fuck!
00:15:25You wouldn't believe the...
00:15:26The cocky...
00:15:27Cockage fuckage I just got.
00:15:32That drink is gross.
00:15:34There's something wrong with it.
00:15:35Oh, dude, I love Man, it's a hot one.
00:15:37Yeah, me too.
00:15:39I didn't know you knew this one.
00:15:40What?
00:15:41This is not WarioWare smooth moves.
00:15:43WHAT?!
00:15:46I couldn't believe it either.
00:15:48What even just happened?
00:15:49Like, I fucking jumped...
00:15:54Yeah, I killed him, dude.
00:15:56A man in my chat named Steamed Crab said,
00:15:59you steamed that crab.
00:16:01God, what are we...
00:16:02What are we listening to?
00:16:03You've never heard Karo Karo Bonito?
00:16:05I think I have, but not this one.
00:16:08Hey guys, Jeff here.
00:16:09Just wanted to say,
00:16:10if you like this song,
00:16:11ironically,
00:16:12you're a fucking weeb.
00:16:13You disgust me.
00:16:14Jesus Christ, go outside.
00:16:17Alright, dude.
00:16:18A guy that makes the dumbest song in the world
00:16:21tells people to go outside and get a hobby.
00:16:24Well, that's his hobby.
00:16:25And he does it outside.
00:16:29Are you...
00:16:32I don't think so, but I could be wrong.
00:16:34I can't believe it!
00:16:35I fucking was making moves, dude,
00:16:38and putting moves on ya,
00:16:39and giving you the lasagna,
00:16:41and putting the lasagna on ya, dude.
00:16:47Go up!
00:16:48What the hell?!
00:16:56Game is full of constant disappointment.
00:16:58For me.
00:16:59The noob.
00:17:00What a funny song for this boss fight.
00:17:03I'm pissed.
00:17:04Huh?
00:17:05What if this guy ever stopped being a fucking ball?
00:17:08I'm not!
00:17:09You're a ball, fuck you!
00:17:10Stop being a ball!
00:17:12Ball ass!
00:17:13You're a liar, dude.
00:17:15You've always been a ball.
00:17:16Why would my spring go?!
00:17:19I've never been more upset in my life.
00:17:21That's not true.
00:17:22Yeah, you're right.
00:17:23I lost my fucking cape a minute ago,
00:17:25and it was traumatizing.
00:17:29Ball!
00:17:33I'm fighting a Mario head.
00:17:35Am I just supposed to jump on this guy's head 47,000 times?
00:17:38Oh, you're talking about big boy?
00:17:40You gotta run him into the wall.
00:17:41Oh, really?
00:17:42Yeah.
00:17:43Aw, man.
00:17:44I have no power-ups now.
00:17:45What?
00:17:46You just bounce towards the wall,
00:17:48and when he gets to the wall,
00:17:49he'll transform, kind of.
00:17:51Yeah, I get that now.
00:17:52I'm just saying I don't have any power-ups.
00:17:53I wasted it all.
00:17:54No, like, when he gets to the edge...
00:17:57I'm sorry.
00:17:58I hate that.
00:17:59I love doing it, too, but I hate it.
00:18:02That's my favorite thing,
00:18:04is to explain something
00:18:05that someone very clearly already understands again.
00:18:14What the fuck did I just do?
00:18:17The level just ended?
00:18:19The level just fucking ended, dude.
00:18:24Oh, shit.
00:18:25Goodbye.
00:18:26I'm sorry.
00:18:27Let me do this.
00:18:29Here, too.
00:18:33Hairless.
00:18:34I'm not hairless.
00:18:35I just have a lot of hair.
00:18:36If I'm bald...
00:18:38I don't know what bald people are.
00:18:40Bald, too?
00:18:42Please don't drop me into a pit or something.
00:19:02I don't know why I wanted to hit the gold tape.
00:19:04I honestly don't.
00:19:06I don't know why.
00:19:07I don't know why there's not even a number on screen
00:19:10that indicates there's anything.
00:19:11I don't know why I wanted to hit the gold tape.
00:19:13Like, this game has no extra lives.
00:19:15I don't need extra lives.
00:19:16I'm not at risk of a game over.
00:19:19It's not like Mario Maker.
00:19:20You know, maybe that's why.
00:19:21Maybe Mario Maker has conditioned me
00:19:23into thinking that I have to hit the actual tape itself
00:19:26for the level completion to count.
00:19:31I don't know.
00:19:33I'm poop.
00:19:34Oh my god.
00:19:38Holy shit, this Wario's gotten so well with the music.
00:19:46This accompanies the music so well!
00:19:52This doesn't seem super fitting to the stage.
00:20:00This is so much fun to watch.
00:20:02Really?
00:20:03I was worried that it's boring because I'm not very good at this game
00:20:06compared to Mario.
00:20:07Also, this is the guaranteed bingo.
00:20:11I look like a professional gamer now?
00:20:13That sucks, dude.
00:20:14I wanted to look like whatever I looked like before.
00:20:19What?
00:20:20I haven't seen a ninja in, like, 200 years.
00:20:23Is that a baseball bat?
00:20:27Holy shit.
00:20:30They fucked up letting me have this.
00:20:36Oh shit.
00:20:40Nintendo could have never produced this one.
00:20:44Oh my god, I turned that into a lethal weapon?
00:20:48This is sick.
00:20:51No!
00:20:52Wait, I get to keep it?
00:20:54Catch me never caring.
00:20:55Oh wait, I might care.
00:21:00Watch this.
00:21:01Coin.
00:21:04Like, do you think someone else would have been able to do that?
00:21:09Shit.
00:21:11Uh oh.
00:21:17No!
00:21:18Did that lava above there neutralize my power-up?
00:21:22No!
00:21:23Did that lava above there neutralize my power-up?
00:21:29What is this?
00:21:33I could get infinity points here?
00:21:35That's pretty cool.
00:21:38Bleed buff.
00:21:43Is that an orb?
00:21:45Gimme.
00:21:47I'm gonna give you guys a dope spec.
00:21:49Fuck.
00:21:51That's what you're supposed to do every time you get an orb.
00:21:56Well.
00:21:57Let's see if that's true.
00:22:01That man did not lie to me.
00:22:04Pick a side, press the switch, and win prizes if you guess correctly?
00:22:10Finally.
00:22:11Finally I have a gambling outlet.
00:22:13I don't think I pressed the switch though, so I'm an idiot.
00:22:21Oh shit.
00:22:23You know I'm going left all day every day.
00:22:28I could cash out now.
00:22:30Wait, can I come back?
00:22:32Really hope I don't regret this.
00:22:34Fuck, I should've known.
00:22:39So, here's the thing.
00:22:41I think if my Mario knowledge is right,
00:22:44it doesn't matter whether or not you pick left or right.
00:22:48The answer is determined on which frame you actually hit the switch.
00:22:54So I'm going left all day long.
00:23:05I just wanna get three in a row.
00:23:07That's a 1 in 8 chance that it's gonna be left three times in a row.
00:23:10Honestly, isn't that insane?
00:23:13What do you mean gambling problem?
00:23:16This isn't why I have a gambling problem.
00:23:30You guys are gonna be fucking popping off when I get three in a row, so.
00:23:42That's right.
00:23:44Ooh! Four in a row!
00:23:47Well that's when you go on this side.
00:23:54What could be better than all those moons?
00:24:09Are you kidding me?!
00:24:10Stop doing me like that!
00:24:13Are you serious?!
00:24:16I better be in a room full of moons.
00:24:21I got a Yoshi.
00:24:23I got a...
00:24:26A shell.
00:24:27I got a feather.
00:24:31I got...
00:24:34I got it all.
00:24:36Oh, damn.
00:24:38What about this timer I just activated?
00:24:45I'm so confused.
00:24:47That's weird.
00:24:49But, this was a great day of gambling.
00:24:52I can't wait to come back tomorrow and bet my children.
00:25:06Let it be known that I know sick-ass cape tricks.
00:25:10Mario can't keep himself from going to the bathroom.
00:25:12He needs to do his business every 30 seconds or else he's going to wet his pants.
00:25:20What a level concept.
00:25:23Yeah, that's fair.
00:25:27I mean, who would see that and not try it?
00:25:31Here's another one. It might be quiet.
00:25:33Also, I love your editing in the YouTube videos, buddy.
00:25:36Keep up the good work.
00:25:37My controls are inverted!
00:25:43I'm so confused.
00:25:45I'm so confused.
00:25:46I'm so confused.
00:25:47I'm so confused.
00:25:48I'm so confused.
00:25:49I'm so confused.
00:25:51Oh, I didn't expect that to jump.
00:25:57That time I knew and didn't care.
00:26:03Nothing's tried to kill me or troll me in a while,
00:26:06so I'm probably going to get a pine cone to fall on my head or something.
00:26:10Oh, wow.
00:26:12Uh, you know, he just kept walking way...
00:26:15I thought eventually I was going to get to swim again.
00:26:18For whatever reason, Mario can no longer swim in this level.
00:26:24You know, when you're right, you're right.
00:26:29Oh, poop his dick!
00:26:32Oh, hot man.
00:26:36I forgot that these big chonkers can climb blocks.
00:26:43I was so focused on the fucking banana
00:26:46that that thing threw, he threw a banana, and then it disappeared.
00:26:51It was an actual banana!
00:26:53I thought I was making a joke.
00:26:55He fucking tossed a banana, dude.
00:26:57I was like, why the fuck did I just see a banana go flying across my screen?
00:27:03A banana landing on your head won't kill you?
00:27:05I don't know, dude.
00:27:07Are you familiar with, like, terminal velocity?
00:27:09And how hard monkeys can throw?
00:27:12Because I'm not familiar with either of those things.
00:27:14A banana probably wouldn't kill you if it landed on your head.
00:27:17The thing about it is that he throws hammers,
00:27:19just putting that out there from the very get-go.
00:27:21Ooh!
00:27:22The hammer guy?
00:27:23Didn't have seen him.
00:27:24MC?
00:27:25Master of Ceremonies?
00:27:28No!
00:27:29Not Master of Ceremonies, you idiot!
00:27:33Oh, okay.
00:27:34AHH!
00:27:35Where did that weapon come from?
00:27:37That guy wasn't loaded at the beginning!
00:27:39Where the fuck did he get a weapon?
00:27:42I would now like to try a new flavor of Hammer Bro.
00:27:45Woo!
00:27:46Woo! Woo!
00:27:47Sorry.
00:27:48Are you triple jumping?
00:27:51Don't you ever say this to me again.
00:27:56Wait, wait, wait, this is...
00:27:57Oh!
00:27:58Oh!
00:27:59Oh!
00:28:00Oh!
00:28:01Oh!
00:28:02Oh!
00:28:03Oh!
00:28:04Oh!
00:28:05Oh!
00:28:06Oh!
00:28:07Oh!
00:28:08Oh!
00:28:09Oh!
00:28:10Oh!
00:28:11AHHH!
00:28:12That's kinda what I remember.
00:28:13I just remember hearing the same noise over and over again.
00:28:15I definitely tuned it out from...
00:28:17Is that a baby one?
00:28:18I dunno.
00:28:19Was that good?
00:28:20Can you give me like a rating, damnit,
00:28:21as the resident shitty Pokemon expert here?
00:28:23What software do I use to talk to simple?
00:28:26Ventrilo?
00:28:27Yeah, we're on...
00:28:28Actually, TeamSpeak?
00:28:30That's awesome.
00:28:31We're, yeah, we're actually just in the same Gmod server.
00:28:35Boxing either?
00:28:36Yeah.
00:28:37Yeah, hold on, I don't want my shitty audio.
00:28:38I don't, Vince.
00:28:41Moon Collected.
00:28:43Moon Collected.
00:28:45Enemy Spotted.
00:28:50Dude, there's this clip of Rekar going,
00:28:52Enemy Spotted.
00:28:54Can someone send it to me so I can show everyone
00:28:56what it sounds like?
00:28:57I love that. It's perfect.
00:28:59I couldn't find it recently. I was looking for it
00:29:01to show someone and I couldn't find it.
00:29:03I beat that timed platform level finally,
00:29:05by the way.
00:29:06Hell yeah, I just beat the next one.
00:29:08Oh, there's no spin jump?
00:29:09This is Rekar.
00:29:10Enemy Spotted.
00:29:12Enemy Spotted.
00:29:14Looks good.
00:29:16Fucking love that.
00:29:17What's a re-grip?
00:29:18Re-grip is when you hold the-
00:29:19Re-grip my balls.
00:29:21Fuck.
00:29:22He got me with my own setup.
00:29:25It's when you hold the A button when you're falling
00:29:27so that you fall at a slower speed.
00:29:29Not really a thing that you have to worry about that much
00:29:31in this hack.
00:29:32Absolutely necessary in, like,
00:29:34proper Kaizo hacks.
00:29:35There's no way I'm eating a loaf of bread
00:29:37for a hundred bucks in 2020.
00:29:39Or-
00:29:40What? What's the 2020 price?
00:29:42I don't know.
00:29:43There is one.
00:29:45I don't know implies there is one.
00:29:47There's always a price.
00:29:49It just isn't a hundred dollars anymore.
00:29:51You think Mark would still eat a loaf of bread for a hundred?
00:29:53He's trying to figure out-
00:29:54I don't know. Maybe.
00:29:55What is my price for the loaf of bread?
00:29:57I'm not doing that to my body for any reasonable amount of money.
00:30:00It would have to be fucked.
00:30:01Do you have to pay for the bread?
00:30:02This has always been a hot point of topic here.
00:30:05I think if you don't pay for the bread,
00:30:07it gets deducted from your reward.
00:30:09Generally, good manners.
00:30:11You bring your own bread.
00:30:12You BYOB.
00:30:14I think that if-
00:30:15Like, you should have to pay for the loaf of bread
00:30:17if you're the one doing it.
00:30:18That's your investment cost in case you back out.
00:30:20The other guy shouldn't have to be hit with it.
00:30:22I'll be honest with you.
00:30:23I just wanted to be able to-
00:30:24I HIT IT SO MANY TIMES!
00:30:26I had jumped so many times!
00:30:28I hit it twice at least while I was on the ground.
00:30:31If I wasn't racing,
00:30:32I would have a hella safe state
00:30:34at what I consider the midpoint of every level.
00:30:37I hit jump!
00:30:39You would eat a loaf of bread for free.
00:30:41You're wrong and a monster.
00:30:43And you're devaluing people who eat bread for money.
00:30:47Over the course of a week is a different thing
00:30:49than you eat the bread one day.
00:30:52Yeah, you-
00:30:53People eat a loaf of bread over the course of a week
00:30:54just because they bought a loaf of bread.
00:30:56This is nothing special.
00:30:57Yeah, that is not-
00:30:58That ain't nothing.
00:30:59I think I could have done it back in the day.
00:31:01I think I can't do it now.
00:31:03I don't know if morally I can do it.
00:31:05It's not a fucking baguette!
00:31:09God damn it!
00:31:10Everybody's like,
00:31:11what if it's the most appetizing, small,
00:31:13nice, soft loaf of bread?
00:31:15It's like dessert?
00:31:17Baguettes are not small, dude.
00:31:22Really?
00:31:23I found the softlock?
00:31:24You're joking.
00:31:25I fucking softlocked I think
00:31:27unless there's wallclips on this game.
00:31:29I feel like I accidentally wallclipped a single time today, though.
00:31:31I feel like that would have happened at least once.
00:31:33Fucking-
00:31:34I would find the only gay baby gel in this game, probably.
00:31:37Yeah, I-
00:31:38You can say it's not a softlock
00:31:39because there's a timer that will kill me eventually.
00:31:41But you can't say it's not a softlock
00:31:43because it's an oversight.
00:31:44I have to put my foot down there.
00:31:47That's where I gotta say no.
00:31:49That doesn't make any sense.
00:31:52Someone said,
00:31:53nice new input display.
00:31:55See what I mean?
00:31:56It's been that long?
00:31:59Before I started to stream,
00:32:00I told Mark
00:32:01the layout I haven't used in forever still works.
00:32:04That's so insane.
00:32:06Nice new-
00:32:07What? Mark!
00:32:08The game has walljumps.
00:32:10That's what I learned.
00:32:12Fuck.
00:32:14Mark was down to keep that info to himself.
00:32:16When I learned it,
00:32:17you thought it'd be less than a millisecond to tell him.
00:32:23Mark, I just hit two of the hottest walljumps you've ever seen.
00:32:26I'm in a secret area.
00:32:27It's credits!
00:32:28Mark, I won.
00:32:29We should start the next game.
00:32:31Okay.
00:32:32I'm warmed up.
00:32:33The same.
00:32:34I'm ready for quiz.
00:32:36Oh, Mark.
00:32:37There's a boss in this game.
00:32:39All bosses.
00:32:40Oh, yeah.
00:32:41He's bossy as fuck.
00:32:43Dude, he just throws it anyway.
00:32:44Why the fuck?
00:32:45That doesn't make any sense.
00:32:47Why did I-
00:32:48I got the strat.
00:32:49Did I hit him more?
00:32:50Mark, I got the strat.
00:32:51What is it?
00:32:52Do you really wanna know?
00:32:53I don't know.
00:32:55See, it might be good advice,
00:32:56but I might just tell you to get good.
00:32:58Mark, I beat him.
00:32:59With the strat.
00:33:00It worked immediately.
00:33:01Mark, he's-
00:33:02He's dead already.
00:33:03Sorry, buddy, I can't-
00:33:04He's dead?
00:33:05I can't hear you because-
00:33:06Oh, I don't have to fight him?
00:33:07His death is guilting me so much.
00:33:09That's so dumb!
00:33:11He's so stupid.
00:33:13He's not dead.
00:33:18Okay, there's the strat, dude.
00:33:20If you jump on the tall platform
00:33:22and he's gonna shoot at you
00:33:23and you scroll the screen up,
00:33:25the shit he shoots doesn't spawn.
00:33:29Fuck this guy.
00:33:31Oh my god.
00:33:32What the fuck?
00:33:33Most of my hits haven't been counting anyway!
00:33:35That's what I'm saying!
00:33:37Alright, my goal here is to figure out
00:33:39exactly where you can land
00:33:40to get that first free hit.
00:33:41Fuck.
00:33:46He stopped moving, dude.
00:33:47I was about to bounce off of him,
00:33:48he stopped moving.
00:33:49I landed a quarter pixel in front of him.
00:33:51At most.
00:33:53We're really bad.
00:33:54I don't think this is earned.
00:33:56I DID IT AGAIN!
00:33:58I just walked into the lava
00:33:59for my last two lives
00:34:00and I'm going back
00:34:01to the beginning of the castle!
00:34:03After the boss,
00:34:04it becomes levels that you and I can play again.
00:34:08I can't wait to catch up.
00:34:13Oh my god, Merc.
00:34:14The guy I told you about earlier
00:34:16donated five bucks.
00:34:17Yeah, I talked about you earlier
00:34:19because I opened Streamlabs today
00:34:21and saw that you were giving me five dollars a day
00:34:23for the last couple days.
00:34:25Three days now.
00:34:26For chowder.com.
00:34:29Thank you!
00:34:30One day, someone will buy the domain
00:34:32and I'll be like,
00:34:33oh, sucks that I missed out.
00:34:34I think I have input delay,
00:34:35but it's not that bad.
00:34:37I just have to be aware that I have it.
00:34:39Did you turn off the input delay setting?
00:34:41What is that?
00:34:42What the hell does that mean?
00:34:44There's an input delay setting in S9X.
00:34:47Where is that at?
00:34:48Aw, this is a Ligma joke.
00:34:49I don't know.
00:34:50It's in the settings somewhere.
00:34:52I kind of vaguely remember this being a thing
00:34:54and being like, why is this a thing?
00:34:56Yeah, it is a thing.
00:34:58I might not have it disabled.
00:35:00Wait, I think I'm at another boss.
00:35:01I'm probably fucked.
00:35:08I didn't kill DK.
00:35:10Guys.
00:35:12Merc, don't worry.
00:35:13The, uh, nevermind.
00:35:14Okay.
00:35:15Just, just worry.
00:35:16I'm worrying.
00:35:17Oh no.
00:35:18Are you in the next castle?
00:35:19Yeah, I just beat it.
00:35:20But I'm trying to find that setting.
00:35:21You just beat it?
00:35:22There's no way, right?
00:35:23It has a boss?
00:35:24Oh, here it is.
00:35:25It's in video and then settings.
00:35:26Reduce input lag.
00:35:27Insanity.
00:35:28It wasn't checked.
00:35:29There was a boss, yeah.
00:35:30How'd you beat it?
00:35:31It was, uh, different than the boss
00:35:33in the sense that it was beatable.
00:35:35Yes, dude.
00:35:36I'm, I'm gaming, dude.
00:35:38I knew something was wrong.
00:35:40Bro, what the fuck is this phase?
00:35:42The extra long head phase?
00:35:46What the fuck?
00:35:47What?
00:35:48I just did a pose.
00:35:49I was done playing for some reason.
00:35:52You won?
00:35:53No!
00:35:57Oh, he's jumping.
00:35:58Oh!
00:35:59I double hit him, but he healed me anyway.
00:36:01Mark, I'm sorry for popping off so loud.
00:36:03It's okay.
00:36:04I've been popping off.
00:36:05Okay, as long as you don't mind, then I'm not sorry anymore.
00:36:07Wall jump, you bitch.
00:36:08Oh, I hit him again.
00:36:10Oh, what?
00:36:12What?
00:36:16I'm, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna scream.
00:36:20Oh, oh!
00:36:22Okay, I thought I was gonna die still.
00:36:28What?
00:36:29I'm in full terror, dude.
00:36:32Man, my hands are all jittery now.
00:36:34I was, I can't believe how nervous I got.
00:36:38A feather!
00:36:45Wow!
00:36:46Why?
00:36:47Why?
00:36:48Why I never get to use it?
00:36:52I can't believe some asshole thought it was okay socially to say greed there.
00:36:58What'd he do?
00:36:59Aw.
00:37:00Uh, I'll get you some lights.
00:37:01Hold on.
00:37:02Mark, can you make a loud, consistent noise?
00:37:09Mark, your voice is so beautiful.
00:37:11Isn't that cool?
00:37:12Alright, that was for you, Dr. Gun.
00:37:13Thank you so much.
00:37:14I like the song a lot.
00:37:16I want to be a dancing gif like Mark.
00:37:22Can we get that going?
00:37:23Can someone put in the effort?
00:37:27Oooh!
00:37:28No!
00:37:37Autumn.
00:37:38No, it should be Fall!
00:37:39I don't say Autumn.
00:37:40I don't say Autumn either.
00:37:41I just spam it.
00:37:42I've never said Autumn!
00:37:43It's a platforming game.
00:37:44You don't want to Fall.
00:37:45you wanna autumn oh no I died I'm schmoven I'm what's the point of wine if
00:37:56you're just gonna tell the truth no wait I started level one again how do I leave
00:38:01functions in a different league dude sorry I'm lapping you could you stop
00:38:07licking me dude can't be the fuck out of here I hope that you guys find the
00:38:13fuckery that I found and waste your whole vacation this is bonus as fuck
00:38:17isn't it the bonus pipe in the water guys yeah that's what I did I went in
00:38:22there I saw beach I went right back in the pipe oh I wasn't ready for rip rip
00:38:28yeah are you got you're getting jump cut too no yeah that's the sound of a man
00:38:33who's jumping I like to think the instant no is the network changer oh dude
00:38:40that that ghost is pogging at me you wouldn't be on a ghost level right what
00:38:44ghost you're on a ghost level mark I'm not I swear I'd lose my fire flower
00:38:49instantly this game might be kind of cool summer oh you want summer clips
00:38:53what do you mean I went summer I could pick no no these backgrounds are
00:38:59beautiful I agree this hex been so pretty the music sick too I can only
00:39:03agree with one thing at a time with me the music sick too I agree I know that
00:39:11that just happened to me are you you fucking cock wallet you're so slow
00:39:17currency stored I thought that was the background I just jumped into a wall and
00:39:26died and I please the fuck how dare you
00:39:36you use the term oh go up there if you have to like go to a store is that a
00:39:41you know I gotta go up to the Walmart I would say go down up to I go down there
00:39:47it depends if you're going up or down it's down for me every time but if
00:39:51you're going south I could go up a mountain I'd head down to the store if
00:39:54you had to go uphill would you be a go on upper no it wouldn't matter that's
00:39:58crazy I feel like it would matter to me well I mean if I was like at the bottom
00:40:02of a hill and I was like I'm gonna go up there that'd be different right but no I
00:40:06don't know there's like a there's a Walmart at the top of a really long
00:40:09street no my fun is over what the fuck I broke the level oh this is no bueno oh
00:40:22no guys I but I entered the RAM of the game oh shit I can do this it's not
00:40:30patched simple cheating I guess I really am fuck I just hit the fucking thing
00:40:38please ooh no I did it I hate this why does every game I play turn into the
00:40:43same experience you chose this life I did not this time I why this time I
00:40:50wanted to cramp my hand up on one jump for an hour is there a way to go
00:40:54underneath oh my god that's a fucking semi-solid platform
00:41:06if you'd like to continue the conversation please turn to page 83 if
00:41:10you'd like to end the conversation please go to page 17 fuck for all other
00:41:17options please say I did that but my level was way harder I can't believe I
00:41:27got that this is the beginning of the level oh no it's not whoo I got really
00:41:31scared I was so good
00:41:40I'm scared I think there was a invisible floor there to save me did you beat the
00:42:01level already cliffy I know I did yeah I could not get to that checkpoint to
00:42:06save my life no yeah I'm past the checkpoint but I mean a little bit
00:42:13ah no yes fuck Christmas sorry dumbass sorry talking about murky if you saw
00:42:36what Mario did you would have agreed that he's a giant dumbass
00:42:40me and Nolan and Matt talked the logistics behind whether or not that
00:42:45would be a real conversation and how it would be that basically the same thing
00:42:49to fake it and the mindset behind the guy who said Bodo's binted and when
00:42:54there's joke didn't land he just sent an alien emoji I'm not getting the cape
00:43:01anymore it's worse and quagsire is really making me feel some kind of way I
00:43:06just read damn message as you said that said don't worry I'm distracting with
00:43:12quags he's on both battle what game is this this is Super Mario World you idiot
00:43:22this level's called Metroidvania here we fucking go once yeah
00:43:33someone said you fuck mark that's actually coming out of nowhere
00:43:39seemingly like his uh his fuck mark statement seemed really out of character
00:43:46that's probably Matt oh yeah Matt's on his computer hacking I just heard the
00:43:52most disgusting thing which is vesting said to me damn you made a vesting joke
00:43:57dude fucked up don't laugh mark you're supposed to be on my side against them
00:44:04this thing's funny I don't know what to do you know he isn't you know he isn't
00:44:09but he just was what's that him or was that Matt I don't know they live
00:44:17together now you kidding me are you fucking kidding me
00:44:28it dropped me back at the beginning of the level with one health and 98 coins
00:44:32like there it is the coin and was the most afraid of this levels like a movie
00:44:49what movie Titanic I think they die that's not good mark I'm ready
00:44:58you want me to count this time yeah sounds good three three three two two
00:45:04three one one go which go was I supposed to go on I went on the third one or the
00:45:11echoed one or the second one I went on the second second echoed third one I
00:45:16definitely could have lost I just did okay it wasn't even that big of a deal
00:45:20turns out I had a checkpoint like five notifications on my phone I don't want
00:45:24to hear about famous and popular you are you're the one that tagged me on
00:45:28Twitter well I don't want to hear it the potaboo is gonna kill me I'm gonna cry
00:45:35I'm schmoving yeah sorry I know it looks like a Taz is playing and it is mark
00:45:44have you played much overcooked no not at all well one time I went into your
00:45:48chat and said can you say howdy and then I started saying howdy for like a year
00:45:53after that that stream where I asked you could you say howdy I did play
00:45:57overcooked that day what the fuck is this thought process I'm going down with
00:46:01you so you didn't play overcooked as well you originally said you didn't yeah
00:46:11I remembered that that's insane I'm not gonna lie I finished this game about 10
00:46:16minutes ago and I've just been pulling moonscape agility that's crazy that you
00:46:20said you're not gonna lie because because why because you're just so right
00:46:25I ever stream open oh shit you're cheater it was like I completely forgot
00:46:31I said I'm not gonna oh my cape fun was fun while it lasted I hope you're
00:46:41somewhere safe dude I should write games they were both optional don't let
00:46:52mark know that there's an optional thing in the game oh they tricked me again
00:47:06wait what did they though is it really just cuz my hands are full okay again
00:47:14double-trick what dude that just actually eviscerated my senses and
00:47:22everything I know about Super Mario World even though it didn't die he's oh
00:47:34my god he's wobbling me murky freeze glitch me me and my boy bullet bill
00:47:44roots you what the fuck did I just see oh my god that coop was mark we're
00:47:51playing a game that has a tutorial why isn't this working I guess I'm going to
00:47:55the tutorial it did not say long jumps mark don't read the text okay this is
00:48:01that we get him to read the test mark do you want to wish me a happy birthday
00:48:04or do you not care about them mark didn't want to I'm sorry I asked I went
00:48:08out on a limb and kind of embarrassed myself as well told the marks viewers
00:48:11mark how do you long jump you can't long jump you just don't know unbelievable
00:48:16you didn't even die in the boss forgot about that one it didn't save after the
00:48:23switch palace wait it did what what you like move and then it's a that's not how
00:48:28that works normally but the ego side that's just messed up what the fuck do
00:48:34I do I should have read the lore huh it appears pushing a random shoulder
00:48:39button has solved your problems what did I do how did I oh it wasn't a shoulder
00:48:45button it was up and down oh I was gonna say something but it was a joke and if I
00:48:49say it now then you won't know what it was and if you call me out on it I won't
00:48:53remember what the joke was but there was something in my head that I wanted to
00:48:56say it was like cued up and now I just have to let it go all right let's hear
00:48:59it oh it was outpatient let's say outpatient that's so funny because you
00:49:05said impatient oh that's actually now that I know the context it's not funny
00:49:09anymore hey you shouldn't have told me I was like outpatient that's the funny
00:49:13thing I've ever heard right now that's a good joke yeah I would have created my
00:49:17own punchline I was like this is this is somehow an extension of ALF this is ALF
00:49:21patient I don't know what he's going for I'll just laugh I'll pretend I get it
00:49:24that's good mark I love that it's so clever outpatient is funny thank you so
00:49:30much it's a little bit more than funny mark it might be the funny shit it was
00:49:41so close to me just laughing at the funniest joke I've ever heard it was
00:49:45almost like you were doing this Nick sitcom thing where there's a scream for
00:49:49no reason what I've been I've been smited by God dude Mario just had
00:50:08pancreatic cancer or something not a joke I would make lightly but can you
00:50:11explain what the fuck was going on mark that was insanity what just happened I
00:50:15was poisoned yeah like literally I do keep getting ghost peaked did Don say
00:50:23that yeah I'm get some new material what I fucking hate this you just get hit no
00:50:32fucking way no fucking way no fucking way that that's a walk-off no fucking way
00:50:38that that's what did I just get an extra exit do you think or that doesn't even
00:50:41count I just fucking dude mark you don't even you wouldn't even believe I
00:50:47don't know what you're talking about I did a one-wall climb all the way to the
00:50:51top of the end of a level just for fun and for some reason who knows why up
00:50:55there was like the same thing is walking off to the side of one of those levels
00:50:59but instead of getting the gold tape I just started the level over hmm flew too
00:51:05close to this button when my character disappeared I was like either I just
00:51:09unlocked the coolest bonus or I'm fucked you think I can do this I'm not
00:51:17really gonna do it again am I my brains not sure if you like this joke yet I
00:51:21will see okay I'm not you're looking awfully handsome today thank you very
00:51:27much selective message reading at my finest how's everyone doing
00:51:32that Eric Archer yes and of course the world's finest you got to put my beard
00:51:35on today fuck man hello hello yeah what up Tama says they recall me winning this
00:51:41race that's so true actually actually remember the fuck out of this level
00:51:45while while I don't even need that checkpoint cuz that's how good it I am
00:51:49at levels like this many times do you think we'll say remember a lot
00:51:55dude I'm going in right now Mark East and no chance what did you make this I
00:52:06made this I remember making it at least do you think they played the original
00:52:10after this or they just refused to believe that exists now original like I
00:52:20think I'm funny than anyone else thinks I'm funny I guarantee it I imagine that
00:52:24this only gets more fucked up as the game goes on it has to be true right
00:52:28because I don't even remember what levels exist beyond like the beginning
00:52:32ones what if they just like forgot the order of the levels do you think there
00:52:38was a method like how much can you check in on what level it is before you
00:52:41rebuild it Wow I'm impressed
00:52:59that even correct the answer is probably always no I don't think that that's the
00:53:04normal level I am Dolphina said that was very wrong no dude come back I meant
00:53:12to turn around and shoot it against the wall this level so short mark mark some
00:53:17levels are so short mark you just forgot that there was a bunch of level pretty
00:53:22sure just ends I don't remember the rest of the level so it's not be real that
00:53:31touch to me you think so you think so no way there is literally a pick a path
00:53:41this thing's a liability mark I just read the greatest chat message what is
00:53:47it Darwin said simple movement in this game is like he expects to get them
00:53:51smashed it let's go down smash that person stalking shit like that wouldn't
00:53:58just happen anybody what if you had to remake SMW from memory but you had a
00:54:03reference of SMW and you had to make it look like you made it from memory that's
00:54:08what they did in this one you know he's remaking these levels from memory mark
00:54:14that's actually something I just clued into apparently just straight up mark if
00:54:24you can get into the bonus to hear the audio that I just heard at least once
00:54:28you're doing good that was awesome bonus ending music I'm not clicked in I
00:54:33have background input didn't matter apparently I just I just experienced
00:54:38something that's hard for me to wrap my head around you remember it yeah I just
00:54:43died that's the thing mark death is hard to wrap your brain around
00:54:51so how could he kill me from below how far thank you that was a Weezer song you
00:55:00should ban vesting oh shit really best in hard counter catch this ooh I
00:55:04countered you vesting please don't tell me no dude no mark I'm in purgatory dude
00:55:09the game fucking sucks dude I was panning vesting of course you know what
00:55:14vesting stay banned look what you fucking did what what the vesting stay
00:55:22banned for vesting stay banned how about that I feel really good now that I got
00:55:31all that off my chest make sense dude this reminds me of mr. beast's squid
00:55:35game oh my god funny mr. beast what if he gets sued that'd be tragic I feel
00:55:39like he had to have gotten some clearance yeah that's too much risk
00:55:43great but not like be sure yeah mark they mean it so you can die to resin or
00:55:47in this heck that's crazy isn't it investing would die to resin oh yes
00:55:51dude he wouldn't even be able to figure out a sign up for the race he would go
00:55:58alive and then I don't know how to race for 30 minutes it's so weird that we all
00:56:02just randomly thought of that at the same time all of us every one of us what
00:56:05if I was just playing the regular Mario world all the time and I like didn't know
00:56:09like I was gaslighting myself oh my god vesting was right about something for
00:56:12once don't why did I jump into it I was in spin jump mode I'm fine I'm good
00:56:20though guys the joke is that we're both wearing the same shirt well it's
00:56:24actually not really a joke it's actually a club and it's actually not the same
00:56:27shirt which is the next joke oh true holy fuck I'm scared the most scared
00:56:32I've ever been I can't land on any oh my god
00:56:35Rikari could come right out of his grave and slay me mango just asked me
00:56:41did we both recreate SMW for each other mark I don't care about what you're
00:56:47saying and go why are you watching my friend mark he's not cool it's cool to
00:56:50me I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm VIP assignment don't worry about it something
00:57:05gonna kill me I'm so scared right now oh I landed right on the damn thing what
00:57:12Wow or bored bored you got an orb I did that's cheating you're getting a call
00:57:24hmm mark can you get that okay hello no I have to do this level again hello
00:57:31hello I'm calling you about your extended warranty oh what what about it
00:57:35you know you could be getting a lower pay if you just give me an amount of
00:57:38money right now right yeah that's how loans work no actually that's how the
00:57:42phone call is gonna work buddy okay I'm gonna need a few Google plays okay do
00:57:47you think anyone's ever been that um helpful there's nothing but okay
00:57:56there's a Mario maker level dude you do that kind of shit somebody that's Mario
00:58:00makers but I got so lucky the first time wait have I already been this level hold
00:58:05on that was bonus the fact that some of these are Mario maker levels I think
00:58:08hurts me the most I didn't know it saved after that level so that was just
00:58:13for fun this is the only level I have to replay what's a good thing I died then I
00:58:16was farming content night you think Mario likes when you she bumps his head
00:58:20against the ceiling that question was fucking very special the humor of that
00:58:30like snuck up on me John doesn't talk to me anymore so it's a good call I fucked
00:58:35up surely not but maybe they just made this a little harder you I fucked up
00:58:40you were right you criminally correct you think Mario likes when you she
00:58:44bonks his head no maybe actually I don't know how Mario feels about that whole
00:58:50um is Yoshi's Island thing in general somebody said you can just say whatever
00:58:58you want I guess in all caps well you can dude I made a Mario 64 video
00:59:06recently mark about this like pezzo level and at one point randomly in the
00:59:10middle I'm like it's like the part of DDD no one goes to with where the cannon
00:59:14is I said that and I was like Nolan no matter what you do you can't edit out
00:59:20that random bullshit I just you believe they had to memorize the name of all
00:59:23these enemies those aren't normally called Erie's that's not normally called
00:59:27fish and boo that's not normally called the big boots and only giant boo guys
00:59:30normally called dry bones hothead is made a little sparky that's made up
00:59:34bony beetles made a fish bones correct ball and chain that's actually pretty
00:59:37funny that's made up grinders and app I let me see let me see let me see I
00:59:41better say 96 dude I wouldn't I wouldn't know where to begin if it didn't
00:59:46consider it a hero I'm a schmover now that I had a midpoint a fireball what my
00:59:51game just froze did you hit the pause button no I'm in the menus my dad I
00:59:57think I'm dead Reznor killed me again wait
01:00:00I don't actually killed me I was lying when I started the first time you can't
01:00:04die to Reznor really yeah you there's no way you're telling the truth okay he's
01:00:09built this this hack I think it is if you didn't say you died to Reznor
01:00:12there's no way I died right you know he's built this this heck yeah he is he
01:00:16was actually the fireballs were scarier this time he's kind of a dumbass though
01:00:21watch this man I have an important question for you okay do you think that
01:00:28Mario fucking is funny I am NOT prepared to answer this why not I just was really
01:00:38hoping I would be dude mark I thought about that earlier I was like what will
01:00:46I say a checkpoint don't mind if I don't guys menacing what's this pipe
01:00:55doing that's gonna lower my rating of the hack by one what yeah all it takes
01:01:01is a design flaw like that mark to send me off Luigi time dude Iggy got robbed
01:01:11he had a shitty boss door he couldn't get the real boss door installed in time
01:01:15before Mario showed up have you looked up yet as big Mario I do right now yeah
01:01:22oh my god you just broke my spine it's such granddad vibes yeah it does
01:01:29actually mark can I tell you something that sounds like a lie okay in the first
01:01:37mini castle level there was lava that you could stand on I ran onto it on an
01:01:42accident and then there was a one up over there dude there was coins over
01:01:45there yeah that's the only reason I believe you at the coins there was the
01:01:49only reason why I was like okay I shouldn't just jump onto the other lava
01:01:52because I worked it I worked it out backwards how you might naturally stand
01:01:56on that lava what a fucking sound effect let's actually can I feel like I just
01:02:04won in monopoly I can't fucking believe the audacity the guy I don't even know I
01:02:21just been not dying ever again okay dude the game just fucking magically granted
01:02:27your wish for seemingly no reason I can't fucking believe how often they're
01:02:38doing that to me no oh my god dude like the in my head this is becoming the most
01:02:47Mario maker thing I've ever seen I really believed that they just trolled
01:02:51me it does say PTSD dude you guys saw that how did I keep this fuck that would
01:02:59have been helpful what they jump like they might I knew and they might think
01:03:04that I'm just like a crying fuck you mark see that I was just reading a
01:03:10message in chat but I had to say it the way that they typed it yeah dude
01:03:15absolutely bullshit man he dashed in I know he did
01:03:20so fucked up I'll say it I'll be the first to say it I'll be the fourth
01:03:24person to say it nobody's ever remembered for being the fourth of
01:03:27something dude July had it easy
01:03:31I laugh it off but really I'm scared to be around him you don't save until you
01:03:57move so I got scared oh shit that guy's countering and he's
01:04:02turning on his mates I like to think simple reads every message and wishes he
01:04:09could ban half of us pretty liberal about the people I want to ban honest
01:04:12about it name three damn if you're quite frequently one of them sometimes not oh
01:04:18an extra life sometimes Don finders a funny person to ban
01:04:22trouble or can be like a funny person to ban he's usually down to slam with that
01:04:26sort of behavior best thing with the target that bitch wow I'm alive I
01:04:30thought it was over did everyone think it was over
01:04:34kludge oh my god this whole castles made out of grab blocks I kind of that's a
01:04:39mr. beef video title no way we made this whole castle out of grab blocks and the
01:04:47last person to grab a block get $10,000 goaded but that one in my montage I
01:04:57promise you it'll pop off what simple just put it all on the line I don't
01:05:05know where no no dude no mark you won't believe it I look over at chat there's a
01:05:11wall in all caps and guess what's happening while I do it I'm collecting a
01:05:15poison trim Oh peach mailed me five no I thought I was saying that reference
01:05:21how did you get peach it's just a reference from a game you haven't played
01:05:25oh uh-oh I played Odyssey they didn't it did then name one shine um Wow maybe how
01:05:35effective this one he did the own to me but even called shines in that game
01:05:39their moons be a bitch okay well that took you 20 seconds to realize that well
01:05:44that's why I couldn't think of a shine did you do you were like all right tell
01:05:47me one thing that doesn't exist and go ahead tell me a new color okay stop
01:05:52fucking I'm sorry you're trying to say moon that's not I wasn't but they
01:05:57haven't said anything I know I know and it's like you got a moon and then it's
01:06:00like it didn't burn anything apparently whoa he does I just stole that I actually
01:06:22thought this pack might take longer with 66 exits but I also thought it could be
01:06:26a lot shorter when did I get so tiny the fuck no one told me about this are
01:06:32you kidding me and just like that people realize he didn't look at the credits a
01:06:40single time and didn't see any of that shit that was just said talk I keep
01:06:48mushrooms for about a second how about you I died same I probably wanted to die
01:06:55and get five lives again that's not a fucking item dude I just enthusiastically
01:07:00jumped into a booth and you with a new power-up you're on a level with booze
01:07:03it was just it was just a button I didn't expect that I fucking jumped man
01:07:10this levels really long and easy but you can die and there's no checkpoints but
01:07:14uh whoa pretty fucking epic the green screen working as intended I don't have
01:07:20a green screen that is also in the storage container I just have my real
01:07:23background and then a picture of my old one that's really all I got yeah I knew
01:07:28this would confuse people I'm glad I did this today
01:07:30one up cost a hundred fucking coins who do they think they are no I didn't even
01:07:38get it I spent a hundred on nothing I won 30 on nothing what are you doing
01:07:47let me out I haven't seen that cape since the first level I should go back
01:07:52and get it
01:07:56boxin hello I'm lying about something you didn't you didn't find the cape at
01:08:04the beginning
01:08:07hey I'm swimming told him you were swimming
01:08:16bonus
01:08:22that's really awesome you get bonus yeah bonus how do I get up there no okay
01:08:31boom boom it's what I'm thinking you get all the way in this corner jump again
01:08:35yes do it once more oh my god he's popping off he's boom-booming I knew he
01:08:46were up there fuck dude it takes so long to get back to him I'm scared now oh
01:08:54thank God there was a fucking Kaiser block thing I'd love for there to be a
01:08:59random guy the block after like six worlds the fucked up thing is you never
01:09:04stop being afraid that they're oh my god I thought the game crashed did you
01:09:17have an experience like that earlier where you thought the game crashed and
01:09:20then I like it to him I don't know yeah that's rough that's a weird fight
01:09:25sad I'm a bully this is kind of a cool fight no fucking way
01:09:30thank you thanks thanks so much what what insane level okay I'm said you can
01:09:41die like that in real life and I'm floating through space for the fat
01:09:45Berto I don't know which piece of advice to take away from that
01:10:00good enough what do you think I have to so that sounds pretty nice oh I made a
01:10:05friend yeah I relinquish my friend he isn't anymore oh yeah you can't even
01:10:20kill this boss he's been many I I I I I that's fucking hard I should be dead I
01:10:36don't know what to do now with this guy oh shit I spelled crater dude he's
01:10:40greater the guy who made Mario 64 the fucking very same