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  • 2025/5/16
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00:00兄弟们不知道你们班有没有机长哥
00:01我班上就有一个机长哥那真是个人物
00:03每次体育课刚跑两步
00:04他就累得蹲在地上
00:05一开始我还以为他是体弱多病
00:06直到我偷偷观察他的日常之后
00:07是真蹬不住了
00:08这里就不得不讲讲机长哥的故事了
00:09当时我和我的同桌家豪在练习篮球
00:11没想到这小子拿到球疯狂戏耍我
00:13我有点急眼了
00:14直接和家豪争夺篮球
00:15好家伙当时我像是和家豪搓螺旋丸一样
00:16蓄力完毕篮球瞬间飞了出去
00:18直接命中了大壮的泡面和机长哥
00:19本来这些只是刷怪龙神人的基本操作
00:22但是我们今天的主角机长哥就不一样了
00:24甚至可以说差点超越家豪的存在
00:25当时那篮球在教室里弹来弹去
00:27直接把机长哥旁边班长的文具撞倒了
00:29班长想捡文具的时候
00:29机长哥微微一笑
00:30只见机长哥来到班长旁边提出帮他捡文具
00:32好吧那你帮我捡吧
00:34机长哥表面上捡文具实则使是急过费
00:36不是你在这捡空气吗
00:37好家伙让我跟家豪跳舞
00:39我都不敢像他这么干
00:40我去兄弟你真是个人物
00:42考虑加入家豪舞团吗
00:44面对邀请机长哥表示自己只想成为传奇机长
00:46被机长哥拒绝后的家豪看起来十分伤心
00:48只见家豪跑到讲台上宣传自己的家豪舞团
00:51现在加入我的舞团免费送黑口罩
00:53有人考虑考虑吗
00:54当时这诱人的条件竟然让许多人心动了
00:56好处说完了那坏处呢
00:58我有点想加入家豪舞团
00:59也算上我一个吧
01:01家豪舞团还缺保镖吗
01:02我神头哥也要加入
01:03神人聚集的家豪舞团就这么离谱的创立了
01:05而我作为家豪的好兄弟居然当上了副团长
01:07没办法了我只好上讲台给新人表演才艺
01:09OK兄弟可以跳了
01:10可以说家豪舞团的新人们差点没被我和家豪帅死
01:13就在我和家豪跳得正开时上课领响了
01:17同学们上课时间到了
01:20这个老师竟然是新调到我们班的英语老师
01:22怪不得我说以前从来没见过
01:23睡觉的同学该起床了
01:25我和家豪回到位置时竟然看到机长哥起床了
01:27平时天天睡觉第一次看见他这么认真
01:29机长哥认真的样子我当时竟然有点嫉妒
01:31而就在这时难崩的来了
01:32我随机抽个同学提问吧
01:34请家豪同学背诵出这个单词
01:35话都没说完英语老灯就顺移到了家豪面前
01:38家豪同学这个单词叫
01:39好家伙这不是家豪
01:42天天在教室放的那首歌吗
01:43就在英语老灯纠正家豪时更难崩的来了
01:45当时桌子突然传来强烈的震动
01:47而且还传来天道佩恩开大招时的吼叫声
01:49当我们和老灯向后看时只发现了这一幕
01:51没错机长哥这小子天天熬夜不吃早餐已经晕倒了
01:54他爸妈送来的酸奶他竟然忘记喝了
01:55这里作者还是奉劝大家少熬夜多吃早餐
01:58机长哥病好之后也是成功进入了家豪舞团
02:00不得不说能再刷怪龙呆的下去那得是神人了

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