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00:00President Zelensky, you want to say a few words?

00:02Maybe tell Mr. Putin how much you love him and that you're sorry you invaded Russia?

00:07Mr. President, with all due respect, I...

00:10Excuse me?

00:12I'm sorry, what?

00:14I'm sorry, I have to jump in here because that's how we planned this.

00:17What happened to thank you, okay?

00:20I've said thank you.

00:21You didn't say it now, but you didn't say it now when you walked in here.

00:25You didn't say thank you.

00:26You didn't say anything about us being handsome.

00:28Look, he's right.

00:30And we're very handsome.

00:31But if I could just say...

00:33You have been talking this entire time!

00:37I'm sorry, does the sign outside say Ukraine house?

00:40No, it says America house.

00:43I'm sorry if I...

00:45You know, you say you want to end this war, but frankly, you don't have the cards, okay?

00:51I have the cards, all right?

00:52I have skip.

00:54I have draw four.

00:55I have reverse.

00:57You know, maybe you should come visit Ukraine.

01:00Hey, don't you even dare.

01:03I have been to Ukraine on Google Maps.

01:07It's a mess.

01:08You think you're getting any money from us after your little outburst today?

01:12To quote my personal hero, Willy Wonka,

01:14you broke the rules!

01:16You get nothing!

01:18And you know what?

01:18You're also...

01:19You're not even wearing a suit.

01:20It's disrespectful.

01:21Who shows up to the White House in a t-shirt and jeans like a garbage person?

01:26Thank God.

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