Here are some commercials that aired during the CBS Thursday Movie presentation of Airplane II: The Sequel-
1. Diet Pepsi
2. Uncle Ben's Rice
3. Crave Cat Food
4. Wrigley's Big Red Chewing Gum
5. Miller Lite Beer
6. CBS' Share The Spirit ID (1987)
7. We now return to 'Airplane II', starring Robert Hays & Julie Haggarty!
8. Sears
9. Woolite Fine Fabric Wash
10. Plax Mouth Rinse
11. Lady Speed Dry Deodorant
12. 'Airplane II', starring Robert Hays & Julie Haggarty, will continue!
13. Looney Tunes' 50th Anniversary & AFI's Salute to Fred Astaire CBS promos
14. James A. Michener's Space CBS promo
15. CBS ID (1987)
16. (same as #1)
17. Kentucky Fried Chicken
18. WCTV 6' Eyewitness News promo bumper
19. Coors Light Beer
20. Honda Prelude S-i
21. Clorox Bleach
22. Century 21 Real Estate
23. We will return to Robert Hays & Chad Everett in 'Airplane II'!
24. CBS Spirit Comedy Song
25. Simon & Simon
26. CBS News NewsBreak (w/American Express ad)
27. (same as #15)
28. Hardee's
29. Winn-Dixie
30. (same as #18 & #7)
31. Ford Pickup Trucks
32. Kal Kan Cat Food
33. Burger King
34. Tampax Tampons
35. Ziploc Freezer Bags (R.I.P. Dom Deluise)
36. (same as #7)
37. McDonald's (Our Summer Place)
38. Hyundai Vehicles
39. Riunite Wine
40. Suave Hair Products
41. Angel Soft Bath Tissue
42. We will return to 'Airplane II', starring Robert Hays, Julie Haggarty & Lloyd Bridges
43. Kate & Allie/My Sister Sam/Newhart/Designing Women CBS promos
44. Houston Knights CBS promo
45. (same as #15)
46. McDonald's (Under $1.00)
47. WCTV Eyewitness News Break
48. MILK!!
49. Uncle Ben's Rice
50. Crisco Oil
51. Color Tile
A very special thanks goes to Henry Hanson for lending me this video footage!
All credit and courtesy of this content goes to him!
1. Diet Pepsi
2. Uncle Ben's Rice
3. Crave Cat Food
4. Wrigley's Big Red Chewing Gum
5. Miller Lite Beer
6. CBS' Share The Spirit ID (1987)
7. We now return to 'Airplane II', starring Robert Hays & Julie Haggarty!
8. Sears
9. Woolite Fine Fabric Wash
10. Plax Mouth Rinse
11. Lady Speed Dry Deodorant
12. 'Airplane II', starring Robert Hays & Julie Haggarty, will continue!
13. Looney Tunes' 50th Anniversary & AFI's Salute to Fred Astaire CBS promos
14. James A. Michener's Space CBS promo
15. CBS ID (1987)
16. (same as #1)
17. Kentucky Fried Chicken
18. WCTV 6' Eyewitness News promo bumper
19. Coors Light Beer
20. Honda Prelude S-i
21. Clorox Bleach
22. Century 21 Real Estate
23. We will return to Robert Hays & Chad Everett in 'Airplane II'!
24. CBS Spirit Comedy Song
25. Simon & Simon
26. CBS News NewsBreak (w/American Express ad)
27. (same as #15)
28. Hardee's
29. Winn-Dixie
30. (same as #18 & #7)
31. Ford Pickup Trucks
32. Kal Kan Cat Food
33. Burger King
34. Tampax Tampons
35. Ziploc Freezer Bags (R.I.P. Dom Deluise)
36. (same as #7)
37. McDonald's (Our Summer Place)
38. Hyundai Vehicles
39. Riunite Wine
40. Suave Hair Products
41. Angel Soft Bath Tissue
42. We will return to 'Airplane II', starring Robert Hays, Julie Haggarty & Lloyd Bridges
43. Kate & Allie/My Sister Sam/Newhart/Designing Women CBS promos
44. Houston Knights CBS promo
45. (same as #15)
46. McDonald's (Under $1.00)
47. WCTV Eyewitness News Break
48. MILK!!
49. Uncle Ben's Rice
50. Crisco Oil
51. Color Tile
A very special thanks goes to Henry Hanson for lending me this video footage!
All credit and courtesy of this content goes to him!
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00:00Hi, I just moved in next door. Could I borrow a Diet Pepsi?
00:11Sure.
00:18Be right with you.
00:19When you go all out for taste, the taste to go out for is Diet Pepsi.
00:27You okay in there?
00:28Here's your Diet Pepsi.
00:30Thanks. I hope it wasn't too much trouble.
00:32No trouble at all.
00:33Diet Pepsi. The choice of a new generation.
00:36Great Eatings in the Bag.
00:38Introducing Uncle Ben's Great Rice in a Boiling Bag.
00:41Separate fluffy rice in 10 minutes.
00:43No measuring, no mess.
00:44Uncle Ben's. Single or family size.
00:46It really does make a difference.
00:49Get the love your kitty's saving with a crate for every craving.
00:53Whether he's craving seafood recipe, poultry recipe,
00:57or the great original recipe.
00:59Your kitty cat can have his crave and variety, too.
01:01Oh, my kitty cat.
01:03Crave, crave.
01:04No little cinnamon gum freshens breath longer than Big Red.
01:07So kiss a little longer.
01:10One tight, a little longer.
01:12Be close a little longer.
01:14Longer with Big Red.
01:17That Big Red freshness, pass right through it.
01:20Your fresh bread goes on and on.
01:22While you chew it, say goodbye a little longer.
01:26Make it last a little longer.
01:28Keep your breath on, make it last a little longer.
01:31Keep your breath on, make it last a little longer.
01:35I used to be the roughest, toughest, meanest wrestler in the world.
01:39Hey, Bill, how you doing?
01:40Oh, I couldn't see it.
01:42Sorry.
01:43But now, I've mellowed out.
01:46Excuse me.
01:47And there ain't nothing I like better than hanging out with my friends and sharing some Miller night.
01:51They love it because it's Les Billy.
01:53Me, I love it because it tastes great.
02:00It's no match.
02:01There's only one light beer, Miller Lite.
02:11We now return to Airplane 2, starring Robert Hayes and Julie Haggerty.
02:23Pete Menegin is a happy man.
02:39But then, no one has a job quite like Pete Menegin's.
02:45One where he can release his frustration.
02:50Act out his aggressions.
02:51Deal with his anger.
02:56Because Pete Menegin works for the world's largest retail testing laboratory at Sears.
03:02Where he gets a chance to see how well things are really made.
03:07Testing them to make sure they're worth every cent you pay for them.
03:10If not more.
03:12Which gives him great satisfaction.
03:15So Pete never takes the office home with him.
03:20Sorry, Mr. Menegin.
03:21That's okay, Bobby.
03:23Pete Menegin is a happy man.
03:25And what he does for Sears will make you happy, too.
03:28What happened to your food?
03:30Well, nothing.
03:31Summer can be real nasty to my special clothes.
03:34Sun, salt water, the chlorine.
03:37So I clean them gently with Woolite Fine Fabric Wash.
03:40From swimsuits to silk, Woolite helps keep summer's special looks looking great.
03:44I trust Woolite.
03:45I trust Woolite.
03:46Dentists agree that plaque is the number one dental problem.
03:49And that no matter how much you brush, brushing alone doesn't get enough plaque off your teeth.
03:54Introducing Plaques.
03:56The pre-brushing rinse that removes 300% more plaque than brushing alone.
04:00A wide roll-on.
04:06A wide roll-on.
04:07Did they make them?
04:08Introducing Lady Speed Dry Antiperspirant.
04:11The only wide roll-on.
04:13Ordinary roll-ons are narrow.
04:14Lady Speed Dry is wide for complete coverage with every stroke.
04:18Goes on faster and easier than ordinary roll-ons.
04:21Lady Speed Dry is great.
04:23Helps keep me dry and odor-free all day.
04:25New Lady Speed Dry Antiperspirant.
04:28The only wide roll-on.
04:30By Menon.
04:34Airplane 2, starring Robert Hayes and Julie Haggerty, will continue.
04:42Friday.
04:43Bugs isn't a good actor.
04:44He basically plays himself.
04:45Hollywood's hottest stars salute the Bugs Bunny Looney Tunes 50th anniversary.
04:50That's horrible.
04:52Then, it's a loving tribute for a dancing legend.
04:54All the stars come out when the American Film Institute honors the man who taught the movies how to move.
04:59The incomparable Fred Astaire.
05:01Relieve his charm, his grace, his humor.
05:04Join Mikhail Baryshnikov, Charlton Heston, Audrey Hepburn, Gene Kelly, and more.
05:09The AFI's two-hour tribute to Fred Astaire, Friday.
05:12Saturday.
05:13The ultimate gamble.
05:15Men and women challenge the stars in a climactic battle for life.
05:18Touchdown!
05:19In the awesome conclusion of space.
05:22This is CBS.
05:24Hi.
05:26I just moved in next door.
05:28Could I borrow a Diet Pepsi?
05:30Sure.
05:36Be right with ya.
05:38When you go all out for taste, the taste to go out for is Diet Pepsi.
05:43Are you okay in there?
05:47Here's your Diet Pepsi.
05:48Thanks.
05:49I hope it wasn't too much trouble.
05:51No trouble at all.
05:52Diet Pepsi.
05:53The choice of a new generation.
05:54New Chicken Littles.
05:57New Chicken Littles.
05:58New Chicken Littles.
06:00New Chicken Littles.
06:01I need you so.
06:04Oh, I love your 11 herbs and spices.
06:07Love you.
06:08And your price is so low.
06:10My lover.
06:11My darling Chicken Littles.
06:13It's so strong.
06:14I found you at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
06:17I love you.
06:18And I'll never let you go.
06:19Love you.
06:21New Chicken Littles.
06:22You cost just a little, but people love you a lot.
06:26More humidity entering the forecast tonight at 11.
06:33Excuse me, would you...
06:34It's man against machine at the Silver Bullet.
06:44What is this thing?
06:46Oh, it's our new punching machine.
06:47Watch it.
06:48Put your money in here.
06:49Light goes on.
06:51Bam!
06:51Tells you how hard you punch.
06:53Come back when you're a man.
06:56Hey, Carlos, follow me on your world champion.
06:58Give it a shot.
06:59Yeah, hold my clothes light.
07:04Woo!
07:06What does it say?
07:07No mas, no mas.
07:08There's no slowing down with the Silver Bullet tonight.
07:21While researching future car designs,
07:23Honda engineers developed a new driving concept.
07:27An environment that balances the perception of speed with comfort and control.
07:32Researched and developed the new Honda Prelude S.I.
07:39My baby.
07:43My baby has the pretty clothes.
07:46So white and bright, it really shows.
07:49Everything is beautiful.
07:50Everybody knows Clorox bleach is better.
07:55Clorox liquid bleach is better.
07:57It doesn't splash like bargains.
07:59And Clorox filters impurities most don't.
08:01Only Clorox has unbeatable clean and our fresh scent.
08:05Well, you just can't beat it.
08:06Everybody knows Clorox bleach is better.
08:10Regular and fresh scent.
08:12I got a feeling from my hometown.
08:15There are over 6,000 Century 21 offices coast to coast.
08:22In big towns, small towns, hometowns just like yours.
08:26We're the number one home selling system in America.
08:28And that's our advantage.
08:30But being the biggest doesn't make you the best.
08:32It's being the best that makes you the biggest.
08:34I got a feeling for my hometown.
08:38Century 21.
08:39The hometown advantage.
08:41We will return to Robert Hayes and Chad Everett in Airplane 2.
08:51You crack me up when you give me that crazy look.
08:55Cause when it comes to making me laugh, you wrote the book.
08:59You're the single most funniest person I've ever known.
09:03Oh, you tickle my funny bone.
09:07All I have to do is take one look at you.
09:10When I'm smiling, I'm chuckling, I'm laughing, I'm rolling.
09:14You're the single most funniest.
09:16You're the best.
09:18Stevie, yes.
09:19Spirit, oh, yes.
09:22Tuesday, Rick and AJ become babysitters.
09:24You're choking.
09:25When an escaped killer takes aim at town.
09:28You're lousy.
09:29Simon and Simon, Tuesday.
09:31Hello, Dan Rather with Newsbreak.
09:35In riveting and revealing testimony before the Iran-Contra Committee, Secretary of State
09:39George Shultz today described a deceiving White House cover-up in turmoil as the weapons
09:45for Iran deal unraveled.
09:47I was not in good odor with the NSC staff and some of the others in the White House.
09:53I had a terrible time.
09:54There was a kind of guerrilla warfare going on.
09:58Shultz disclosed he has tried to resign three times but was turned down.
10:02Now this.
10:05Becoming an American Express card member is now as simple as picking up one of these.
10:10Because now you can apply for membership over the phone.
10:14Membership has its privileges.
10:16To apply, call 1-800-THE-CARD.
10:19The Pentagon says the escort of two tankers by U.S. warships is going smoothly.
10:24The convoy docks in Kuwait tomorrow.
10:26Dan Rather, I'll see you later on a special report about today's Shultz testimony beginning
10:30at 11.30 Eastern.
10:33This is CBS.
10:36Come on, come on.
10:37Honey, enough.
10:38Most.
10:39Tired of losing.
10:40I knew it.
10:41Next time.
10:41Tired of missing out.
10:43Oh, gee.
10:44Time and time again.
10:45I give up.
10:46It's time you played Hardee's $40 million pocket money game.
10:50You could win up to $10,000 just by matching heads and tails.
10:54Plus, we guarantee you'll win a delicious food prize every time you play.
10:58So play pocket money.
10:59We won't win.
11:00Get a real taste of winning.
11:02Because at Hardee's, we're out to win you over.
11:08Winn-Dixie.
11:09Unbeatable.
11:10Now, serve the best.
11:16WD brand U.S. choice Boma's bottom round rose.
11:19A super low $1.47 a pound at Winn-Dixie.
11:24Bounty paper towels.
11:25A jumbo roll just 69 cents every day.
11:28And register free at the Coke display to win some of these fantastic prizes.
11:33Winn-Dixie.
11:34America's supermarket.
11:35Highlights of the U.S. Women's Open and plenty of baseball tonight at 11.
11:42We now return to Airplane 2, starring Robert Hayes and Julie Haggerty.
11:55This is the new shape of tough.
11:57The 87 Big Ford pickup.
11:59And to prove its toughness and power,
12:01we're going to haul this Chevy up this monster mountain of boulders while towing this Dodge.
12:04And this year, a GMC pickup, too.
12:07This aerodynamic Ford has the biggest V8 engine and a multi-port fuel-injected six standard.
12:13And there's more news.
12:14Now, there's a six-year, 60,000-mile powertrain warranty on all 87 Ford-like trucks.
12:20The best-built American truck, seven years running, built.
12:23Ford top.
12:24It's very important to our family that Charlie gets what he likes, because we think he's pretty special.
12:32He likes Cow Can, and he's proven that again and again.
12:35Never missed a lick of his Cow Can.
12:37He chose Cow Can all by himself.
12:39See if your cat prefers Cow Can.
12:41What's new?
12:44New burger bundles.
12:46Only at Burger King.
12:48For a limited time.
12:49New burger bundles.
12:51Are these good?
12:52Or what?
12:54Burger King.
12:54The best food for fast times.
12:56I've practiced for this day since I was 10.
13:00The semi-final center court.
13:01It's a special day.
13:04Days like this have to be perfect.
13:06Trust them to Tampax.
13:07The protection more women choose over any other tampon or pad.
13:11It's a special day.
13:16It's a special day.
13:20Trust it to Tampax.
13:21Original Tampax tampons and Pedalsoft plastic applicator.
13:24Protection you can trust.
13:27So we've got to say goodbye for the summer.
13:32Zucchini, I promise you this.
13:34I'll keep you safe and snug.
13:36Every day in a Ziploc freezer bag.
13:39And seal it with a kiss.
13:40I don't want to say goodbye for the summer.
13:44Broccoli, it's you I'll miss.
13:46Oh, let us make a pledge to eat in December.
13:51And seal it with a kiss.
13:53Ziploc.
13:54We've got the lock on food protection.
13:57We now return to Airplane 2, starring Robert Hayes and Julie Haggerty.
14:02Simon and I.
14:08This is Vision Control.
14:12Mornings at our summer place start early.
14:15While the sun's just a glimmer, I'm up fixing those homemade biscuits everyone loves.
14:20Why, I don't think the birds wake up till they smell those biscuits.
14:23And there's always someone who seems to know just when that coffee's brewed and that bacon's crisp.
14:29And sure enough, he's ready for a helping.
14:31Well, all I can say to that is, good morning.
14:34Welcome to McDonald's.
14:35The new Hyundai Excels are rugged enough to take your family any place they want to go.
14:47With front-wheel drive and four-wheel independent suspension, they can turn a rough road into a smooth ride.
14:55They're reliable, too.
14:56With more standard features than any car in their class.
14:59And since you can get both Excels for less than the average price of a new car,
15:03it's now actually possible for one family to be in two places at once.
15:08Hyundai.
15:09Cars.
15:10It makes sense.
15:13Here's some Razz.
15:14Razz.
15:16Raspberry.
15:17You'll go wild over Riyuniti Royal Raspberry.
15:19The taste of raspberries and natural Riyuniti.
15:22Not a watered-down cooler.
15:23Riyuniti.
15:24Riyuniti.
15:25Raspberry.
15:26And try Peach and Apple, too.
15:28Long before I made it to Hotel Manager, I discovered Suave.
15:32Then I tried those expensive shampoos and conditioners.
15:35Guess what?
15:36They weren't better, just more expensive.
15:38So I came back to Suave.
15:40Suave makes you look like you spent a fortune on your hair.
15:44This is new Coronet Angel Soft Bath Tissue.
15:48We've asked some spokes angels to tell you what most impresses them about it.
15:52Oh, oh, oh.
15:54Wow.
15:57Ah.
16:00Ah.
16:00You two-layer Angel Soft Bath Tissue
16:07in the inimitable worms of those who have tried it
16:11is Angel Soft Soft.
16:16We will return to Airplane 2,
16:18starring Robert Hayes, Julie Haggerty, and Lloyd Bridges.
16:21Monday, Allie sells her camera to buy Kate a lampshade.
16:27But Kate sells her lamp to buy Allie a camera lens.
16:30And that's just the beginning.
16:31Take it or leave it.
16:32I'll take it.
16:33Then, will Patty take her diet too far?
16:35She has stopped eating and she refuses to talk about it.
16:39My sister Sam.
16:40And...
16:41No more Mr. Nice Guy.
16:43I bet you're gonna call me a weenie.
16:45New Heart.
16:46Then, it's Ladies Night Out and Julia's got competition.
16:49She has a butt that could serve to you.
16:51Al Holbrook, guest stars on Designing Women.
16:54Michael Perry.
16:55Michael Beck.
16:56One cop's a time bomb.
16:58The others, the fuse.
17:00Tuesday, a special two-hour presentation.
17:03Houston Nights.
17:04This is CBS.
17:06Great breakfast deal at McDonald's.
17:08Mmm, McDonald's.
17:09What is it?
17:09Places to go on arches.
17:11Ronald, Mullen.
17:12No, what's the deal?
17:13Breakfast sandwich deal.
17:14Cost under a dollar to take breakfast by the hand.
17:17Which one?
17:17Oh, either one.
17:18Right, left.
17:19Which breakfast sandwich?
17:20The three biscuit sandwiches.
17:22Sausage, sausage with egg, bacon, egg, and cheese, plus egg McMuffin and sausage McMuffin with egg.
17:27Oh, can't miss that.
17:28Five breakfast sandwiches, each under a dollar.
17:31Ah, taking breakfast by the hand, eh?
17:33What's that?
17:33The thing at the end of your arm.
17:37Your television good neighbor, this is Channel 6, WCTV, Thomasville, Tallahassee, Pavo.
17:43Good evening, I'm Julie Phillips.
17:44This is an Eyewitness News Break.
17:46A 39-year-old Valdosta, Georgia woman has become the first heart-lung transplant recipient in the state.
17:52Linda Black underwent surgery in Augusta this morning.
17:54Doctors say she's doing better than they had expected.
17:57She's in critical but stable condition.
18:00Most new jobs in Georgia these days are found in small business, but competition makes it tough for entrepreneurs to stay on top.
18:06But Governor Joe Frank Harris is offering those who are self-employed a helping hand.
18:11In Jasper, Florida, convicted drug smuggler Joseph Valverde goes on trial next month.
18:15But this won't be any ordinary trial.
18:17It'll be a first in Florida State's history.
18:19I'm Julie Phillips.
18:20I'll have those stories and more on Eyewitness News at 11.
18:31I'll have those stories and more on the show.
19:01America's favorite health care milk!
19:05If you can boil water, great eating's in the bag.
19:08Introducing Uncle Ben's Great Rice in a Boiling Bag.
19:11Separate fluffy rice in 10 minutes.
19:13No measuring, no mess.
19:15Uncle Ben's, single or family size.
19:17It really does make a difference.
19:21I never thought that eating light
19:24Was gonna get me through the night.
19:29It's new, new Crisco oil.
19:32And you're gonna love eating light.
19:35Baby, you're the one who put the healthy in my healthy appetite.
19:40I must have been in the dark if this is eating light.
19:43Baby, you're the one who put the healthy in my healthy appetite.
19:47I must have been in the dark if this is eating light.
19:49I must have been in the dark if this is eating light, baby, you're the one who put the healthy in my healthy appetite.
20:02New Crisco oil for today's healthy appetites.
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20:37And now, the conclusion of Airplane 2.