Here are some commercials that aired during an episode of Saturday Night Live:
1. Larry The Cable Guy TV trailer
2. Saturn Automobiles
3. NAPA AutoCare Centers
4. Dodge Viper GTS
5. Michelob Beer
6. Twister TV trailer
7. Adam Sandler on Tour at Riverbend Music Center
8. Volkswagen Jetta
9. Rice-A-Roni
10. Ryder
11. Dragonheart TV trailer
12. Don Pablos Mexican Restaurant
13. The Rock TV trailer
14. Spy Hard TV trailer
15. Mad About You NBC promo
16. Dancin' in The Street in Cincinnati
17. Builders Square
18. Cincinnati's News 5 Midnight Update
19. Rolling on The River Cincinnati's News 5 promo bumper
20. Rogaine
21. Mission: Impossible TV trailer
22. GMC Truck
23. Steak 'n Shake
24. Kingpin TV trailer
25. National Car Rental
26. (same as #16)
27. Hyundai Elantra
28. (same as #8)
29. Striptease TV trailer
30. Pontiac Sunfire
31. Eddie TV trailer
32. NBA on NBC promo
33. Bravo Card
34. Rolling on The River Cincinnati's News 5 promo
35. Sprite
36. Cincinnati's News 5 promo bumper
37. Miller Lite Beer
38. Burger King
39. (same as #10)
40. Beechmont Ford
41. White Castle
42. GlaxoWellcome
43. (same as #2)
44. Canon Rebel X EOS Camera
45. MCI
46. (same as #34)
47. West Side Story at Fifth Third Bank
48. (same as #41)
49. Squirt
50. (same as #22 & #15)
51. News 5's Target 5 Investigations
52. Toyota Automobiles
53. (same as #49 & #36)
A very special thanks goes to Henry Hanson for lending me this video footage!
All credit and courtesy of this content goes to him!
1. Larry The Cable Guy TV trailer
2. Saturn Automobiles
3. NAPA AutoCare Centers
4. Dodge Viper GTS
5. Michelob Beer
6. Twister TV trailer
7. Adam Sandler on Tour at Riverbend Music Center
8. Volkswagen Jetta
9. Rice-A-Roni
10. Ryder
11. Dragonheart TV trailer
12. Don Pablos Mexican Restaurant
13. The Rock TV trailer
14. Spy Hard TV trailer
15. Mad About You NBC promo
16. Dancin' in The Street in Cincinnati
17. Builders Square
18. Cincinnati's News 5 Midnight Update
19. Rolling on The River Cincinnati's News 5 promo bumper
20. Rogaine
21. Mission: Impossible TV trailer
22. GMC Truck
23. Steak 'n Shake
24. Kingpin TV trailer
25. National Car Rental
26. (same as #16)
27. Hyundai Elantra
28. (same as #8)
29. Striptease TV trailer
30. Pontiac Sunfire
31. Eddie TV trailer
32. NBA on NBC promo
33. Bravo Card
34. Rolling on The River Cincinnati's News 5 promo
35. Sprite
36. Cincinnati's News 5 promo bumper
37. Miller Lite Beer
38. Burger King
39. (same as #10)
40. Beechmont Ford
41. White Castle
42. GlaxoWellcome
43. (same as #2)
44. Canon Rebel X EOS Camera
45. MCI
46. (same as #34)
47. West Side Story at Fifth Third Bank
48. (same as #41)
49. Squirt
50. (same as #22 & #15)
51. News 5's Target 5 Investigations
52. Toyota Automobiles
53. (same as #49 & #36)
A very special thanks goes to Henry Hanson for lending me this video footage!
All credit and courtesy of this content goes to him!
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00:00Cable Guy!
00:07He'll juice you up.
00:09You might want to put on a bathing suit because you'll be channel surfing in no time.
00:13He'll track you down.
00:14Hey, buddy!
00:15He shows up wherever I go. He won't leave me alone.
00:17On June 14th...
00:19Once you're hooked...
00:21He's gonna need some tough love.
00:22You're his.
00:23Don't do that! You're gonna get me killed!
00:25Oh, Billy!
00:27Jim Carrey, Matthew Broderick, The Cable Guy...
00:32I'm just messing with you.
00:33Rated PG-13.
00:34At theaters Friday, June 14th.
00:36Five years ago, I started hauling cars for Saturn.
00:39Man, that was something.
00:41People wanted to know all about them.
00:43What kind of car is that?
00:45My father!
00:46Can I get it with a sunroof?
00:48Can I get one with leather?
00:49Yeah, you can get it with fog lamps.
00:51And just when I can explain everything about these cars...
00:53These are the death-resistant doors.
00:55That and decide to change things and come out with new ones.
00:59Oh, well.
01:01Here we go again.
01:06Auto Safety and Maintenance Tips.
01:08A service of Napa Auto Care Centers.
01:11Shocks and struts need to be in good condition.
01:13Here are some suggestions.
01:14Check shocks every 20 to 60,000 miles.
01:17Shocks in good condition prevent excessive tire wear by keeping tires in contact with pavement.
01:22Notice these tires have flat spots?
01:24That's a result of worn shocks.
01:25This month, buy three, get one free.
01:28Baker's Automotive Service, Westchester.
01:30Steiner's Auto Repair, Mount Healthy.
01:32Arnold's Oil Service, New Richmond.
01:34CNC Tire, Harrison.
01:37Dodge Viper GTS is the official pace car of this year's Indianapolis 500.
01:42Which is appropriate, since Dodge is also setting the pace on the streets.
01:46And right now, Dodge is picking up that pace by offering you a choice of $1,000 cash back.
01:52Or more.
01:54Or low 1.9% financing on select Dodge cars.
01:58Which could make Dodge the official pace car of your driveway.
02:01See the friendly Dodge dealer near you.
02:12Some days you can't help thinking, man, it sure is easy to lose balls.
02:18Well, right now it's just as easy to find balls.
02:22Just look inside Michelob Golfer's 18 Packs for a certificate good for free Ram Tour Balada LB golf balls.
02:29Redeemable at participating pro golf discount stores or by mail.
02:32It's a great way to replenish your ball supply.
02:35As far as the rest of your equipment goes, you're on your own.
02:40The critics are blown away.
02:44It's coming!
02:45A one-of-a-kind experience.
02:47Is that a holder?
02:50Like Jaws and Jurassic Park.
02:52Hey!
02:54Hey!
02:55Truly amazing.
02:56You've got to get out of there!
02:57Run!
02:58It's gonna drop right on us!
03:01You have never seen anything like it before.
03:03Find something to grab a holder!
03:07Twister.
03:08Rated PG-13.
03:10Now playing.
03:13Sloppy Doe. Sloppy Doe.
03:15Get ready for Adam Sandler.
03:16On tour for the first time with a full band.
03:19Part of the Budweiser Concert Series at Riverbend.
03:26Set for Sunday night, June 23rd at Riverbend Music Center.
03:30Tickets are on sale now at Ticketmasters or charged by phone.
03:33The What the Hell Happened to Me Tour.
03:35Adam Sandler, June 23rd.
03:37Brought to you by Budweiser.
03:38This Bud's for you.
03:39Warning.
03:40Contains explicit content.
03:42Deal with it.
03:43When Volkswagen decided to make our mountain bike a standard feature on their new Jetta,
03:47we said cool.
03:48We got a chance to check out their Jetta.
03:50And they got a chance to check out our bike.
03:52We tested handling, braking, suspension, and of course, safety.
04:02The limited edition Jetta Trek.
04:05Complete with roof rack and 21-speed Trek mountain bike.
04:08On the road of life, there are passengers and there are drivers.
04:11The perfect blend of seasonings gives Rice-A-Roni its one-of-a-kind taste.
04:12As a side dish, watch it steal the show with flavor that will please them so.
04:16Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat.
04:17The perfect blend of seasonings gives Rice-A-Roni its one-of-a-kind taste.
04:18As a side dish, watch it steal the show with flavor that will please them so.
04:23Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat.
04:29For quick meals, try Rice-A-Roni fast cook.
04:45With Ryder, you can drive off with great rates.
04:50So whether it's cross town or cross country, don't make a move without calling Ryder first.
04:55Call 1-800-GO-RIDER.
05:02On May 31st, Universal Pictures invites you to hold off for this summer's hottest ride.
05:12Dragonheart, rated PG-13, starts Friday, May 31st.
05:17Bienvenidos a Don Pablo's, en donde preparan sus platillos Tex-Mex con recetas de hace 50 años originadas en San Angelo, Texas.
05:27Lo mejor de Texas y México.
05:29Como las chicken fajitas de Don Pablo's, que son auténticas Tex-Mex.
05:33Pruebe la combinación en presidente, acompañada de una margarita bien fría y el delicioso pescado blanco.
05:39Son fantásticos.
05:41Para una gran comida Tex-Mex, venga al patio de Don Pablo's, The Real Enchilada.
05:46There's a hostage situation on Alcatraz.
05:50On June 7th.
05:51You refuse payment, I launch the gas.
05:53This chemical is beyond anything you can imagine.
05:55Alcatraz.
05:56You know The Rock.
05:57You broke out successfully.
05:58Is back in business.
06:00Welcome to The Rock.
06:01From the producers of Top Gun and Crimson Tide.
06:04You will join us.
06:06Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris.
06:09That's just about the most awful thing I've ever seen.
06:14The Rock. Directed by Michael Bay. Rated R.
06:23Critics who haven't even seen it agree.
06:26You'll flip for Spy Hard.
06:28Four out of five dentists recommend it.
06:31That's a very powerful flamethrower.
06:33Three thumbs up. Way up.
06:35An instant classic. Just add water.
06:38Back in the car.
06:39Go, go, go.
06:41It's Leslie Nielsen's best performance since his last movie.
06:45Spy Hard.
06:47It's good till the last drop.
06:49Rated PG-13. Starts Friday, May 24th.
06:54Everyone's been talking about it.
06:56I don't know what to do.
06:57The most powerful episode ever.
06:59How could you doubt my love for you?
07:00The dramatic one-hour season finale of Mad About You, NBC Sunday.
07:04Summer's here, and the time is right.
07:09For dancing in the street.
07:11Doug and Pam Ray bought their lakeside home before the market got hot.
07:19But without knowing, the place was hard to keep cool.
07:22At Builder Square, they were given a warm reception.
07:25Along with hot tips on how to beat the heat.
07:28Installation was a breeze.
07:31Now the only hotspot on the lake is the one that Doug is keeping secret.
07:35This week, save on a 42-inch, 3-speed reversible ceiling fan.
07:39Just $24.99 at Builder Square.
07:42Builder Square.
07:43Getting America squared away.
07:45Now, the latest news from Cincinnati's News 5.
07:50Good morning, I'm Barbara Cain with your midnight update.
07:52A Brown County teenager died in a fire while visiting a friend.
07:5514-year-old Erica Reese was killed when a trailer she was sleeping in caught fire.
07:59Her parents were in California.
08:01Another teenager, 18-year-old Angel Kirk, who was also in the trailer at the time of the fire, was only slightly injured.
08:06And fire investigators are investigating a series of arson fires at a UC dorm.
08:11Sunday's forecast calls for mostly sunny skies with a high near 90.
08:14Is all of this rolling on the river really paying off?
08:17Monday at 11.
08:21I can't believe I'm losing my hair back here.
08:23Like father, like son.
08:24Yeah, right.
08:25Look, if you want to regrow some hair, check this out.
08:28Rogaine? Don't you need a prescription?
08:30Not anymore.
08:31How's it work?
08:32Rogaine goes to the root of your hair, and for some people, gets it to grow.
08:36What have you got to lose?
08:37Nothing, I guess.
08:39Except more hair.
08:41That's been easy to use.
08:43And it's starting to work.
08:44See?
08:45There's room for growth in every relationship.
08:48Rogaine.
08:49Medically proven to regrow hair.
08:51Do you really think we can do this?
08:56It's much worse than I think.
09:01Is he serious?
09:02Always.
09:03The impossible happens.
09:16Mission Impossible.
09:17Rated PG-13.
09:18Everywhere.
09:19May 22nd.
09:20How do you top a great GMC like this?
09:25Add your choice of one of these great no extra charge accessories.
09:29Like a bed liner at no extra charge.
09:31Or top off your new truck by adding a trailer hitch at no extra charge.
09:35Or add a tonneau cover.
09:37Or a pair of running boards.
09:39Your choice at no extra charge.
09:41So hurry in.
09:42Because for a limited time, buying a GMC is an even better choice.
09:46Joseph.
09:47GMC.
09:48Walt Swinney.
09:49GMC.
09:50Holman.
09:51GMC.
09:52These are our tiny little thin gold crispy miniature diminutive special very tasty and usually
09:56small french fries.
09:58Ask for them by name.
10:02Let's see who can make a milkshake faster.
10:04Them.
10:05Or us.
10:15Now let's see who makes it better.
10:18Steak and Shake.
10:19Famous for steak burgers.
10:22On July 12th.
10:23Your talent.
10:24My knowledge.
10:25You could be a champion.
10:27From the idiots that brung you dumb and dumber.
10:30Woody Harrelson.
10:31Miss it!
10:33Randy Quaid.
10:34Whoa!
10:35Vanessa Angel.
10:36Does anyone else want one?
10:37I'll take a couple gents.
10:39Mugs.
10:40Bill Murray.
10:41Watch the door.
10:42There's this little voice in my head at the moment somebody's gonna do me wrong.
10:46Kitten pins.
10:47Sometimes there's a five second delay.
10:49Rated PG-13.
10:50Starts Friday, July 12th.
10:52You know what go means.
10:55You've always known what go means.
10:58We're born with go up to our eyeballs.
11:01The other stuff.
11:02The stop.
11:03The can't.
11:04They have to teach us that.
11:05And some of us.
11:06Never learn.
11:08but we all have to teach us that.
11:10And some of us.
11:11But we all have to teach us that.
11:12And some of us.
11:14Never learn.
11:50Introducing more agility.
11:54The tires bite into turns with an eagerness that begs for more.
11:58The all-new Elantra from Hyundai.
12:01More color.
12:02Choose the Elantra wagon or sedan.
12:04Either way, you're traveling in more style.
12:08The Elantra was designed for your safety.
12:10With standard dual airbags, side impact protection, and available four-channel anti-lock brakes.
12:16The all-new Elantra from Hyundai.
12:18And right now, the Elantra is even more affordable with $7.50 cash back.
12:27I am the picture of health.
12:29I'm low-cal and high-fiber.
12:31I'm homogenized and pasteurized.
12:33I'm fat-free.
12:35So how come I still feel like...
12:48On the road of life, there are passengers and there are drivers.
12:54And it's hard to admit...
13:18It's been a long, long time since someone came out with a car that was this much fun.
13:33For this amount of money, it's the new Pontiac Sunfire.
13:36And whether you choose the sedan or the coupe, you'll be driving in safety and style.
13:41Because they both come with dual airbags, anti-lock brakes, AM-FM stereo, and a zippy 120-horsepower engine.
13:48The well-equipped, fun-to-drive, totally affordable Sunfire.
13:53See Borsherding, Jake Sweeney, CD, Jeff Weiler, or Tri-County Pontiac.
13:57Only in New York City can a loudmouth from the bleachers make NBA history.
14:05I found my new coach.
14:06Eddie.
14:09Now.
14:09You are not a coach.
14:10You're not a player looking like a little rope.
14:13She's in it to win it.
14:15It seems I'm not a player.
14:16Bad shots, bad coach.
14:17Bad hands.
14:19You don't want to hustle.
14:20Whoopi Goldberg.
14:23Eddie.
14:24Rated PG-13.
14:25Starts Friday, May 31st.
14:32Sunday at 2.30 Eastern, the one you've been waiting for.
14:35Michael and the Bulls.
14:37Shaq and the Magic.
14:38The showdown begins.
14:39The Eastern Conference Finals, Sunday on NBC.
14:46Maybe you're too busy.
14:50You have more pressing things to do.
14:52And there's the kids.
14:57Aren't these the exact reasons why you should share a moment like this?
15:02Bravo.
15:03Because life won't wait.
15:05Use the Bravo card where you see the Nova sign.
15:08Apply now and get a Bravo chef's apron when you use your card.
15:11Watch your mail or call today.
15:12Take a spin through this Indiana town and find out for yourself if this rolling on the river is really paying off.
15:18Monday on Cincinnati's News 5 at 11.
15:21Nobody brings you closer.
15:22There's only one drink fat enough to quench our thirst, and that's Turbo Sports.
15:28God, genius, the cat's upside down.
15:31Don't talk to me like a child.
15:33I played Hamlet at Cambridge.
15:35Once again, you've ruined my concentration.
15:37Excuse me.
15:37Excuse me.
15:38What's my motivation?
15:39When you're thirsty, trust your gut.
15:42It's not some actor.
15:42To earn this uniform, it takes years of practice.
15:48Or play the under the cap game with one in six chances of instantly winning free Sprite and Sprite Dream Team stuff.
15:53Tom Burris has your forecast weeknights on Cincinnati's News 5.
15:56Hey, your turn, man.
16:19When you've got the great taste of an ice-cold Miller life, life is good.
16:24I think she digs you.
16:26Really?
16:26No.
16:46One of the ways Rider makes your move easier is by renting trucks with automatic transmission.
16:52Because moving doesn't have to be an uphill battle.
16:55Rider, we're there when you need us.
17:01From our sales staff to our service department, quality is job one.
17:05Hi, I'm Lauren Williams from the new Beechmont Ford.
17:07We have a great selection of new Ford cars like the hot new Mustang, the redesigned Taurus, and the popular Escort.
17:14Trucks more your style?
17:15Then pick and choose from the rugged F-150 to the adventurous Explorer.
17:19Our wide selection of used cars are put through a 33-point inspection test, so we sell only the finest used cars.
17:25Easy to find, easy to find, easy to deal with, Beechmont Ford.
17:301921, White Castle intros, the five-cent burger.
17:35Time marched on, but that tasty burgage never changed, man.
17:39We protested.
17:40We had a nice day.
17:42We boogie-oogie-oogie-oogied.
17:44We got music videos, girly girl.
17:47Now, 75 years later, the Castle's partying.
17:50Order a 20-ounce drink, peel off the tasty token, and on your next visit, a five-cent hamburger.
17:56Just like the good old days.
17:59White Castle, what you crave.
18:01I thought it was the flu.
18:07It wasn't.
18:07It burned when I urinated.
18:09I thought it was a one-time thing.
18:11It wasn't.
18:12I had pain, a discharge, and a sore.
18:14I thought it was another yeast infection.
18:16It wasn't.
18:17These are all symptoms of genital herpes, a condition that one out of every six Americans has.
18:23While there is no cure, doctors have treatment options.
18:25Herpes doesn't have to come between you and your dreams.
18:28Remember, herpes thrives on ignorance.
18:30See your doctor.
18:32They're out there, and they're not like most of us.
18:36There's a passion that unites them, like a family.
18:40Some people have even called them rebels.
18:45They're Saturn owners.
18:48Hey, guys, this must be the place, huh?
18:50Ladies, hurry up!
18:52The factory guy's gonna talk!
18:54I don't know.
18:55I guess if you don't own one, you probably wouldn't understand.
19:00Rebel, take your creativity to the whole new level.
19:12Express yourself.
19:14With Yios lenses and the Rebel X from Canon.
19:16For the first time, one company has brought cellular, paging, emailing, and surfing the net under one roof.
19:26Or, should I say, lid.
19:29MCI won.
19:30Life just got simpler.
19:33Monday.
19:34This tri-state town already has legalized riverboat gambling.
19:37Soon, four more towns may follow suit.
19:39But is the local economy really cashing in?
19:43I can't offer anything near what they offer over at a casino.
19:47The action is much faster.
19:49How other businesses actually suffer?
19:50Take a spin through this Indiana town with News 5's Mark Kaler.
19:53And find out for yourself if this rolling on the river is really paying off.
19:57Monday on Cincinnati's News 5 at 11.
19:59Nobody brings you closer.
20:01The musical that is today.
20:25West Side Story.
20:26Call 241-7469.
20:31A Fifth Third Bank Broadway Series presentation.
20:34For 75 years, folks have been ordering up White Castle burgers by the sack.
20:39Styles changed.
20:40Listen, Mug, give me a sack.
20:42But we couldn't get enough of that steam grill goodness.
20:44Sack!
20:45Here!
20:46Now!
20:47Oh!
20:48There were times we'd like to remember.
20:50And times we'd rather forget.
20:52Have your people buy my people a sack.
20:55It's all part of turning the big 7-5, man.
20:58The more things change...
20:59Sack me, baby.
21:00The more we'll always crave the same.
21:02White Castle.
21:03What you crave.
21:04When you're moving fast and you're feeling the heat
21:08And it's boiling hot and the sun is beating
21:13And the road is parched and you're ready to burst
21:17Oh, drench it, quench it, squirt your thirst
21:21It's a hot world.
21:22Make sure you have a cool citrus drink.
21:25Drench it, quench it, squirt your thirst
21:29Hey, hey!
21:30Drench it, quench it, squirt your thirst
21:33How do you top a great GMC like this?
21:39Add your choice of one of these great no extra charge accessories
21:42Like a bed liner at no extra charge
21:45Or top off your new truck by adding a trailer hitch at no extra charge
21:49Or add a tonneau cover
21:50Or a pair of running boards
21:52Your choice at no extra charge
21:54So hurry in, because for a limited time, buying a GMC is an even better choice
21:59Walt Swinney, GMC
22:01Holman, GMC
22:02Terry, GMC
22:04Everyone's been talking about it
22:09I don't know what to do
22:10The most powerful episode ever
22:12How can you doubt my love for you?
22:13The dramatic one-hour season finale of Mad About You, NBC Sunday
22:17If you have a story idea or tip for Target 5 investigations
22:24Call the Feedback 5 phone line at 352-5555
22:29The world's greatest living amusement park is right under your feet
22:34So kids, here's your ticket
22:36The Toyota Summer Drive sales event is on
22:38If you file into your Toyota dealer, you can save up to $1,300 on the Fun Filter cell
22:44Or for just $189 a month, lease the all-time favorite Corolla
22:47To take you on a million rides in this park we call home
22:51But you gotta hurry, because the special offers stop
22:53But the rides never do
22:56So drive
22:57When you're moving fast
23:02And you're feeling the heat
23:05And it's boiling hot
23:07And the sun is beating
23:09And your road is parched
23:11And you're ready to burst
23:13Oh, drench it, quench it
23:16Squirt on thirst
23:17It's a hot world
23:18Make sure you have a cool sipper's drink
23:21Drench it, quench it
23:24Squirt on thirst
23:25Hey!
23:26Drench it, quench it
23:28Squirt your thirst
23:30Get your sports from George Vogel weeknights on Cincinnati's News 5
23:34Tonight, from the village of Harlem in New York City
23:39Black, of course you read
23:41That was how you�a
23:42Took a lot of times
23:43Moninku, you know
23:44scared
23:44It's movies
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23:46The
23:47Cozy
23:48and
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23:50тории
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