Daffy Duck is cold, hungry, and looking for shelter—but sneaking into a millionaire’s mansion pretending to be a stuffed duck? That’s Cracked Quack! Things quickly spiral into madness as Daffy tries to keep up the act while avoiding the suspicious homeowner (Porky Pig) and his watchdog!
This episode is packed with sneaky laughs, clever tricks, and all the classic Looney Tunes energy fans love. Watch Daffy at his most desperate—and most hilarious—as he turns a simple scam into cartoon chaos!
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#LooneyTunes #CrackedQuack #DaffyDuck #PorkyPig #ClassicCartoons #LooneyLaughs #GoldenAgeToons #CartoonComedy #RetroAnimation #WarnerBrosCartoons
This episode is packed with sneaky laughs, clever tricks, and all the classic Looney Tunes energy fans love. Watch Daffy at his most desperate—and most hilarious—as he turns a simple scam into cartoon chaos!
Follow for more wild toons and weekly Looney uploads that never miss!
#LooneyTunes #CrackedQuack #DaffyDuck #PorkyPig #ClassicCartoons #LooneyLaughs #GoldenAgeToons #CartoonComedy #RetroAnimation #WarnerBrosCartoons
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00:00What a blizzard!
00:24I should have flew south sooner!
00:27Hey, what's that up in front there?
00:30Holy smoke, that building ran right out in front of me!
00:43Well, there's one of our boys that's got this flying south business licked.
00:59Since I'm in the neighborhood, I'll drop in.
01:01Say, some joy you got here, bub!
01:05I see you've done pretty well for yourself.
01:07A little lonesome though, I guess.
01:09Should have a companion for the long winter evenings.
01:12So I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
01:14I'll spend the winter months with you, but mind you, I gotta leave in the spring.
01:18What do you say, deadpan?
01:19Is it a deal?
01:20Put it right there, brother!
01:22Uh, half-brother?
01:24Cousin?
01:26Total stranger?
01:29Oh-ho, a snob, eh?
01:31Listen, Zphinx Puss, don't give me any of that uppity-puppity stuff.
01:35You're nothing but an old canvas-backed duck like I'm.
01:39Hey, who are you pushing?
01:41Who are you pushing?
01:42Well, I'm pushing you right back.
01:44There!
01:45Huh!
01:46Hit me when I'm not looking, eh?
01:48Uh, no, no, no, not the stuffin's out of here!
01:51Take that!
01:52Take that!
01:53Take that!
01:54Take that!
01:55Take that!
01:57Hey, I did knock the stuffin's out of him.
02:00Well, what do you know, he's a stuffed duck!
02:03Stuffed duck, eh?
02:05Hmm, this is where this ingenious little black duck gets himself some free room and board.
02:13We'll just put him away in storage for the winter.
02:18Now for the old refrigerator and the goodies therein.
02:23Now, eh, to get the surtax, you subtract the total from Schedule G, page 3, from line 24,
02:29and you add line 1G, eh, plus line 15 lesses, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, 6%,
02:34uh, whichever, or, or whichever is greater.
02:48I can see where this moron is gonna give me trouble.
03:03Hey!
03:04Hey!
03:05Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof!
03:09He's not a stuffed duck at all, he's a lion's duck, he put it over on you, it tends to take over the joint, he had your food all the time.
03:37He's a lion's duck, he's a lion's duck, he's a quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
03:44Hey, what's going on here now, stop it, stop it, rover, what's the matter with you, you burn out a bearing or something, you silly dog, that's a stuffed duck, it's been stuffed for years, here, do I have to prove it to you, look bright boy, stuffed with cotton, and his head is wood, see, wood, wood, wood.
04:07Here boy, here, here boy, here boy, here boy, here boy, here, here, here, go get it boy.
04:27Oh, shucks, I can't stand to see you dumb animals suffer.
04:42So?
04:44I add column three to column four and look up tax table to compute fiduciary.
04:51Oh, Rover, there's a dog here to see you.
04:56Hey, Rover!
04:59Hey, get in here, what's the matter with you?
05:01Be, be, bewitched or something?
05:03Any more trouble from you and out you go.
05:21Stop it, stop it, you idiot!
05:26Hey, you try that again and I'll put your tail in the pencil sharpener.
05:33Now I'll have to stuff that duck all over again.
05:37Hey, fellas, look!
05:38Now there's one of our boys that got this flying south business beat.
05:44Oh, this darn income tax would come out all right if I only had a few dependents.
05:49Did you say dependents?
05:50Did you say dependents?
05:52You got him, brother.
05:53You got him, brother.
06:07Oh, this darn income tax would come out all right if I only had a few dependents.
06:14Did you say dependents?
06:17You got them, brother!