00:00in a large eastern city a demon is on the loose the people are terrified the police baffled
00:17with diabolical cleverness the monster strikes without warning and draws mustaches on all the ads
00:30no one knows who this fiend is it could be you it could be me but it happens to be me
00:42we've all got a mission in life we get into different ruts some are the cogs on the wheels
00:48others are just plain nuts i'm just wild about harry and harry's wild about me
00:54science is some folks calling others pilot a ship my mission in life stated simply is
01:04a mustache on every lip
01:18i love the air for the air booby trap
01:24i won't be here christmas i dare be here but here
01:40i won't be here christmas i dare be here but here better take a peek
01:54oh hey it's the me and me mustache fiend
02:08uh
02:27yeah stop there stop
02:28in here in here in here name of the law hurry up all aboard get in there we ain't got all day
02:34Push in. Come on, let's go. Push in there.
02:37That's it.
02:39Bumble boy, ain't he?
02:41I'll get that to hear to the ear, duck, if it's the last thing I do.
03:04Wow! It's colossal. It's stupendous. It's magnificent.
03:12It'll be my masterpiece.
03:16When I get my hands on him.
03:27What the?
03:34Hey!
03:45Hey!
03:46She was an acrobat's daughter.
03:48She swung by her teeth from a noose.
03:50But to one matinee, her bridge work gave way
03:53as she flew through the air like a goose.
03:56A goose!
04:20Stop!
04:21One more step, and I'll jump.
04:34I hate that little duck.
04:36Very sporting of the little black duck.
04:48Very sporting of the little black duck.
04:50The little black duck.
04:51Oh, my God.
05:21Oh, my God.
05:51Wait, old J. Edgar, who's this here is of this?
06:00Judge, I beseech you.
06:03Have mercy.
06:04Consider my tender years.
06:06Don't send me up the river.
06:07Don't send me to sing, sing, sing, sing.
06:11Be magnanimous.
06:13You might be a fiend yourself someday.
06:14What do you say, Your Excellency?
06:18Well, what do you say, jury?
06:21Ah, yes.
06:23Not guilty.
06:26Thanks.
06:27You saved my life.
06:29Never again will I paint another mustache.
06:32I'm doing beards now.
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