00:00No green soldier ever won a war by melting for his country.
00:10He won it by making the tan soldier melt for his country.
00:15Believe me, you know exactly what to do when you step into a puddle of melted plastic that used to be your best friend.
00:23Now I'm not gonna lie, I tell you this will be easy.
00:26They've got us outgunned and outnumbered 50 to 1.
00:30Sounds like good odds to me.
00:34Now, some of you may have heard that this war is unwinnable.
00:38Well, I say that's a lot of hoey.
00:41The tan are the enemy.
00:43Wait until them.
00:44Boom, they're plastic.
00:46War is not black and white, it is green and tan.
00:52Why don't you drop that gun and face me like a man?
00:56Because I'm the bad guy, that's why.
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