00:00Yeah, most haven't.
00:02Uh, Jacques Strap.
00:04Hey, guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap.
00:06Hey, everybody!
00:08I pee freely!
00:10Uh, huge ass!
00:16Hey, Bruce!
00:22Where's your sense of humor, man?
00:30Moe's Tavern, Moe's speaking.
00:34Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs. O-Problem, first name B.
00:38Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check.
00:40Uh, B-O-Problem?
00:42B-O-Problem?
00:44Come on, guys, do I have a B-O-Problem here?
00:46You sure do!
00:50Oh, it's you, isn't it?
00:52It's you, isn't it?
00:58Moe's Tavern, Moe's speaking.
01:00Uh, yeah, I'm looking for a friend,
01:02last name Keybum, first name Lee.
01:04Yeah, hang on, I'll check.
01:06Uh, hey, guys, do I got a Lee Keybum?
01:08Come on, look at the stools. Uh, is there a Lee Keybum?
01:10Somebody check the rear.
01:12I know I got a Lee Keybum.
01:14Then you probably shouldn't be handling food!
01:16Oh, my God, that's amazing!
01:21That's the coolest thing ever!
01:23Yeah, hello?
01:25Uh, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Ta-Booger,
01:28first name Ollie.
01:29Oh, Bart, my first prank call, what do I do?
01:32Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Ta-Booger.
01:35I don't get it.
01:36Yell out, I'll eat a booger.
01:38What's the gag?
01:39Oh, forget it.
01:41Hmm, one of these must activate the flamethrower.
01:47Uh-oh.
01:48Boat!
01:49What in the name of high school football?
01:56Out of my way, I'm Hitler!
02:00Oh, oh, man, that hurts!
02:02Oh, I can't stand it!
02:05You are in grave danger!
02:08Yeah!
02:09No!
02:10Oh!
02:17Ooh, a text.
02:18Let's see.
02:19Text message for I am a wiener.
02:21As you can all see, I am a wiener.
02:24Ha ha ha ha!
02:25Ha ha ha!
02:26I should've Moe!
02:27Ha ha ha ha!
02:28Why you...
02:29When I...
02:30When I...
02:31get a hold...
02:33of...
02:34you...
02:35oh, dammit, I typed an F and not a D.
02:37Uh...
02:38delete, delete, delete.
02:39Hello, I'd like to speak to Ms. Tinkle.
02:42First name...
02:43Ps-ps-ps...
02:44Ivana.
02:46Ivana Tinkle, just a sec.
02:48Ivana Tinkle!
02:49Ivana Tinkle!
02:51Alright, everybody, put down your glasses.
02:53Ivana Tinkle!
02:58Har, har, har.
03:02Over, under, in and out.
03:04That's what shoe tying's all about.
03:19Noooooooooooo!
03:34BART!
03:36Where's tavern?
03:37Is Oliver there?
03:38Who?
03:39Oliver, close off.
03:40Hold on, I'll check.
03:42Oliver, close off!
03:43Call for Oliver, close off!
03:49Aw, where's your sense of humor?
03:51Most having.
03:52Hello, is Al there?
03:53Al?
03:54Yeah, Al. Last name, Caholic.
03:56Let me check.
03:58Phone call for Al.
04:00Alcoholic.
04:01Is there an alcoholic here?
04:06Wait a minute.
04:08Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass.
04:10If I ever find out who you are, I'll kill you.
04:19Aloha.
04:20Aloha to you.
04:22I'm looking for Maya.
04:23Last name, Normus Butt.
04:24Hang on, I'll check.
04:25Has anyone here seen Maya Normus Butt?
04:31Yeah, most have it.
04:33Most speaking.
04:33Is Jacques there?
04:35Who?
04:35Jacques. Last name, Strap.
04:38Hold on.
04:40Jacques Strap.
04:42Hey, guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap.
04:44Oh, wait a minute.
04:50Jacques Strap.
04:51It's you, isn't it, you cowardly little runt?
04:55When I get a hold of you,
04:56I am going to gut you like a fish and drink your blood.
05:01Where's your sense of humor, man?
05:03I'm just a technical supervisor who cared too much.
05:09Most having.
05:10Is Mr. Freely there?
05:11Who?
05:12Freely. First initials, IP.
05:14Hold on, I'll check.
05:16Uh, is IP Freely here?
05:19Hey, everybody, IP Freely!
05:27Wait a minute.
05:29Listen to me, you lousy bum.
05:30When I get a hold of you, you're dead.
05:32I swear I'm going to slice your heart in half.
05:38Chesty!
05:38Chesty!
05:40Hmm.
05:42Hmm.
05:44Hmm.
05:45Hmm.
05:47Hmm.
05:47Hmm.
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06:00Hmm.
06:01Hmm.
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06:03Hmm.
06:04Hmm.
06:05Hmm.
06:06Hmm.
06:07Hmm.
06:08Hmm.
06:09Hmm.
06:10Hmm.
06:11Hmm.
06:11Hmm.
06:12Hmm.
06:12Hmm.
06:13Flaming Mouse
06:24Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine
06:26Last name Jazz, first name Hugh
06:28Uh, hold on, I'll check
06:29Uh, Hugh Jazz
06:31Oh, somebody check the meds room for a Hugh Jazz
06:34Uh, I'm Hugh Jazz
06:35Telephone
06:36Hello, this is Hugh Jazz
06:38Uh, hi
06:39Who's this?
06:40Bart Simpson
06:41What can I do for you, Bart?
06:43Uh, look, I'll level with you, mister
06:44This is a crank call that sort of backfired
06:46And I'd like to bail out right now
06:48All right, better look next time
06:49Cafe Mo, Mo speaking
06:52I'd like to speak to Monsieur Pants
06:55First name Pierre
06:56Un moment
06:57Pierre Pants
06:58Pierre Pants
07:00Oh, come on, anyone in this joint pee your pants?
07:05Heil Humor
07:06Hello, Mo's Tavern
07:09Birthplace of the Rob Roy
07:10Is Seymour there?
07:12Last name
07:12Butts
07:13Just a sec
07:14Hey, is there a Butts here?
07:18Seymour Butts?
07:19Hey, everybody
07:20I wanna see more Butts!
07:24Oh, wait a minute
07:25Listen, you little scum-sucking Puss Bucket
07:28When I get my hands on you
07:30I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew
07:32Mo's Tavern, where do you leave me to drink?
07:35Uh, yeah, hello
07:36Is Mike there?
07:37Last name, Roch
07:38Hold on, I'll check
07:39My crotch
07:41My crotch
07:41My crotch
07:42Hey, has anybody seen my crotch lately?
07:46Listen to me, you little puke
07:48One of these days I'm gonna catch you
07:50And I'm gonna carve my name on your back with a nice pick
07:52Dial tone, dial tone
07:55Oh, thank God
07:58I'm looking for a Miss Coles
08:02First name Tess, middle initial T
08:04Uh, just a sec, I'll check
08:05Uh, testicles
08:07Testicals
08:09Uh, come on
08:10I know you're hanging around here somewhere
08:12Why, you little
08:15When I catch you
08:15I'm gonna stick a beer tap in you
08:17And pull till the foam comes out your ears
08:19Hey, kid
08:24That's for customers only
08:25Uh, did you know there's a guy outside
08:27Handing out free Stridex pads?
08:29Wow, I'm in pizza face paradise
08:32Moron
08:33The following is a public service announcement
08:45Excess of alcohol consumption can cause liver damage
08:48And cancer of the rectum
08:50Mmm, beer
08:52Hey, Bruce
09:05I was tavern
09:11Hold on, I'll check
09:13Uh, hey, everybody
09:14I'm a stupid moron
09:16With an ugly face
09:18And a big butt
09:19And my butt smells
09:20And I like to kiss my own butt
09:22That's a new one
09:26Wait a minute
09:28Like this
09:29I'm a stupid moron
09:29You know, Bobby
09:31And a big butt
09:32Would you agree to give me a deal
09:34I was judged
09:35I wasту
09:35A big butt
09:36I was
09:39I was
09:40I was
09:44You
09:45I was
09:47I was
09:47I was
09:48I was
09:49I was
09:49I was
09:49I was
09:51I was
09:51I was
09:53I was
09:55I was
09:55The
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