00:00Sometimes, some crimes go slipping through the cracks
00:11But these two dumb shoes are picking up the slack
00:17There's no case too big, no case too small
00:20When you need help, just call
00:23Ch-ch-ch-chip and Dale's Rescue Ranger
00:26Ch-ch-chip and Dale's
00:28When there's danger, no, no, it never fails
00:31Once they're involved, somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
00:36Ch-ch-chip and Dale's Rescue Ranger
00:39Ch-ch-ch-chip and Dale's
00:41When there's danger, no, no, it never fails
00:44They'll take the move and find the ways it was and who
00:49Ch-ch-chip and Dale's Rescue Ranger
00:52Ch-ch-chip and Dale's
00:54When there's danger, ch-ch-chip and Dale's
00:58First Federal National City Bank
01:11Hello?
01:12Hello?
01:14Yow!
01:16Practical jokers
01:17The bank of mine
01:23But who?
01:27Whoa!
01:28Whoa!
01:36One little adjustment and this will run with no problems
01:45What are you doing?
01:51Sorry, Gadget, love
01:52It's a reflex
01:53Every time I hear the words, no problems
01:56It usually means anything but
01:58Like I was saying
02:06Sorry, Monty
02:07Get out of my way
02:08I was here first
02:09Hiya, Gadget
02:14I picked this just for you
02:17Thanks, Chip
02:21It's perfect
02:22This should keep the prop on
02:26Great
02:27Now we can go on a picnic
02:28Oh, Dale
02:29You're so thoughtful
02:30Come on, everyone
02:34We're going on a picnic
02:35Everyone
02:36But I'm eating them
02:38Oh, Dale
02:39You're so thoughtful
02:40Golly, Dale
02:47This was a wonderful idea
02:49Too drunk
02:50I'm starving
02:52More lemonade?
02:57Sure
02:57Don't mind if I do
02:58I'm thirsty
02:59Oh, yeah
03:00Get your own drink
03:01This is mine
03:01Oh, yeah
03:02Yeah
03:02You've shorted out the battery
03:16He did it
03:17Me
03:18You did it
03:19Is it friendship, Greg?
03:25I know
03:30Fighting over the same gear
03:32Can cause heartache
03:33But thanks to your squabbling
03:37I'm getting the back of
03:38Here's the hardware store
03:43There must be something here
03:52I can use to fix
03:53Ouch
03:53Oh, sorry
03:57Did I
03:58I mean, uh
03:59Hello
03:59Who are you?
04:02Yeah
04:02Who are you?
04:03Uh, everyone just calls me Sparky
04:06Well, I'm Monterey Jack
04:08You and Electric
04:09You named Sparky once
04:10Of course, every time you touched him
04:12You got a shock
04:15Oops
04:16Sorry about that
04:17You see, I'm a lab rat
04:19Specializing in electrified mazes
04:22And shock therapy
04:23Guess I still have a little voltage built up
04:25Golly
04:26You work in a science lab?
04:28I do?
04:29Well, you just said you did
04:31Oh
04:31That explains this voltage build up
04:34Sounds like a short circuit between the ears to me
04:38Come on, Gadget
04:39What you doing?
04:40Yeah
04:40We gotta fix the ranger mobile
04:42Transportation problems?
04:44We had kind of an accident
04:45The battery shorted out
04:46Oh, allow me
04:48What are the benefits of being a lab rat?
05:02That and you never have to comb your hair
05:04I'm sure glad you had time to visit Sparky
05:10It's so nice to finally talk to someone who understands me
05:13We're really on the same wavelength
05:15Let me show you my latest invention
05:17This is my automatic plunge-o-popper prototype
05:20Push a button and it works with no problems
05:22Righty, she said no problems
05:25Wow, a terrific shot
05:34But if you tighten this tri-valve adapter
05:38It'll shoot twice as far
05:40No problems
05:41Golly Sparky, you sure are smart
05:49I don't see what's so special about that guy
05:53Come on, we're not gonna let any lab rat show us up
05:56Hey, we'll show you how to make this thing really fly
05:59Yeah, all you have to do is pull this back a little bit more
06:11I'll get a broom
06:14Oops, forgot to turn off me tea kettle
06:19Be right back, mate
06:21Hey, what's with him?
06:25Hey, what's he doing?
06:26Watch out
06:27Chip, Dale
06:38Now look what all your showing off has done
06:41We didn't do it
06:43We did it
06:44And he did it on purpose
06:45Go on, tell her
06:46Yes, of course
06:48Tell her what?
06:55Come on, Sparky
06:56The boys can clean up their mess by themselves
06:58I can't wait to see your lab
07:00Wow
07:07Look at all this neat stuff
07:09There's even a left-hinged framwinkle
07:12And it has a battery-driven oscillator, too
07:14I could stay here forever
07:16She's thinking of leaving us
07:20It all belongs to the professor
07:22He's a real genius
07:24Taught me everything I know
07:31Ouch!
07:32Must be getting a little rusty
07:35The shock helps motivate the memory
07:39Golly, I think you do great
07:41Yeah, play it again, Sparky
07:45Oh, hiya, Buzz
07:46Meet Gadget
07:47Careful
07:48The professor has been motivating Buzz, too
07:51Nice to meet you
07:52How about a little demonstration of maze running, buzzy old boy
07:58Sure, Sparky
07:59Hey, what about my motivators?
08:01You know I need him to run the maze
08:03Oh, why would you want to run the maze?
08:06Uh, because you asked him to
08:08I did?
08:10Well, then he'll need his motivators
08:11This sign gets him ready to run
08:18And this tells him where to go
08:20Ouch!
08:26Never get in the way of a motivated guinea pig
08:39What happened?
08:40He took a long time
08:42Don't worry
08:43Buzz gets a real charge out of it
08:45He looks like he's not even thinking
08:49That's the beauty of it
08:51Action without thought
08:52The professor says
08:54Thinking wastes time
08:55Well, he's sure not wasting any
08:57Well, how'd I do?
09:00Do what?
09:01Hmph
09:02We could do better than that
09:03Sure you could, mate
09:05Uh, what are they?
09:08I knew you two were up to something
09:10Spying on our gadget
09:13I'm taking you out of here
09:15Before your jealousies cause any
09:17Whoa!
09:21Zipper?
09:22Now you've done it
09:31What are you doing here?
09:35Maybe they've come to run the maze
09:36Uh, yeah, that's it
09:38We came to run the maze
09:39Oh, I'd advise against it
09:42We'll show gadget
09:43On your mark
09:44Get set
09:45Go!
09:50Oops!
09:51But wait
09:51I think you better turn it off now
10:09Good idea
10:11Unfortunately, the professor never taught us how to do that
10:15Boy, I've tapped in some skillets cooler than that
10:25Now why don't you blokes really impress gadget by finding the right way out
10:30Professor's back
10:35We have to get back to our cages
10:37Professor?
10:38That's Norton Nimno, the evil scientist
10:41I feel like taking another trip to the bank
10:46To study money matters
10:48Cause to me, only money matters
10:50Humor comes so easily when you're an evil genius
10:55Oh no, he'll see the boys
10:57If Nimno finds us messing with one of his evil plots
11:01We're finished
11:02Well, let's get out of here
11:04It's no use
11:07We'll never find a way out
11:08Then we might as well baste ourselves with buttermakes
11:11Cause we're gonna fry for sure
11:14Oh, this time I've really outdone myself
11:22I'll empty every bank like a can of kibble
11:25Time for another after-hours withdrawal
11:28We better hightail it out of this maze before Professor Nimno spots us
11:33But how can we find our way out without being tapped?
11:35This is terrible
11:36They have to get out of there
11:38I need a piece of cheese
11:39How can you eat at a time like this?
11:48What?
11:49Sparky!
11:49Are you out of your cage again?
11:51Oops, better go
11:53I hope Monterey can pick up the scent
11:55I mean, I pinch keep it
12:08What?
12:11June and I'm leaving
12:11I'll never throw one
12:12Fuck you
12:12Where are you?
12:14What? What's wrong with the maze?
12:22Must have been a short circuit.
12:30Thanks, Zipper.
12:32Will I always say the cheese gives me a charge?
12:37Impressive performance.
12:39That's real action without thinking.
12:41You could be part of the professor's experiments.
12:44Just what evil experiment are you and Nimno up to?
12:47Evil? Don't be ridiculous.
12:50Nimno's a scientist, a real genius.
12:52Why, he told me so himself.
12:55Sparky!
12:57Ah, you are in your cage.
13:05Oh, well, I'm sure Sparky has a perfectly good reason for working with Nimno.
13:10Oh, yeah, they're both rats.
13:14Why? There's one guinea pig I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley.
13:19Of course, I wouldn't want to meet him in a sunny alley either.
13:22Ah, what a work of wonder.
13:25Why shouldn't it be?
13:27After all, I made it.
13:29No more electronic robot brains to fizzle my plans.
13:34Thanks to my behavioral modifications, I have real brains that act like robots.
13:39Crocky, it's the same thing Buzz did when he heard the sound.
13:49That's because it's Buzz's brain that's controlling the robot.
13:53Come, my little furry friend.
13:55It's time to show off my genius to the undeserving world once again.
14:01Gadget, you better check out that robot.
14:03Well, what about Sparky? He might be in trouble.
14:06What?
14:07More like he'll be causing trouble.
14:09Don't worry. We'll take care of Sparky.
14:10Closing time.
14:30Just enough time for one small deposit.
14:40Golly, Buzz looks like he's ready to run the maze.
14:52But where is the maze?
14:54Beats me.
14:56Smells like Tim Bridges here is ready to sprint through the sewer system.
15:01That's it.
15:02The maze is actually a model of the city's sewers.
15:05Buzz is programmed to follow it without thinking.
15:07So all we have to do is un-program them?
15:10No problem.
15:14Yes, silly. Did I say that?
15:21Nimble left the bank without Sparky, so he must still be in here.
15:23Well, I don't see him.
15:25You have reached City First National Federal Bank.
15:32At the tone, leave your message.
15:35Ah, banking by phone.
15:38What will I think of next?
15:40Ah, it's Sparky!
15:49Hey, where do you think you're going?
15:52Er, careful down there, Gadget, love.
15:55No telling when this furry tin cane's gonna take off.
15:58Don't worry, Monterey.
15:59Buzz's thoughts are what control the robot.
16:01And Buzz won't even think of moving unless he hears an alarm!
16:16Hey, why'd he turn on that alarm?
16:18It must be what Nimno programmed him to do.
16:20And if Nimno wants the alarm on, then he'd want it off.
16:25Hey, what's the big idea?
16:27Look, Sparky, I know you think we don't like you.
16:42But if Gadget likes you, how bad can you be, huh?
16:45It's no use, Chip.
16:46Nothing can stop him when he's programmed.
16:48He said so himself.
16:50Hey, who gave you that?
16:52Who do you think?
16:54Look, Sparky, it's Gadget, remember?
16:56You wouldn't hurt Gadget, would you?
16:58You wouldn't hurt someone you like, would you?
17:08Sparky! Sparky!
17:11Crikey!
17:12Where do you suppose this heap of hardware is hidden?
17:15Golly, I don't know.
17:17But it was Professor Nimno who programmed Buzz.
17:20So I'm sure he's going someplace he doesn't belong.
17:23Sorry to spoil your fun, mate.
17:25But it's time to pull the pack.
17:29Now what?
17:31Whoa!
17:33Hey, what's up?
17:34Hey, what's up?
17:35Hey, what's up?
17:36You must have reprogrammed Buzz.
17:43Hey, what is that?
17:45What is that?
17:46We have to get Buzz back into the sewer before he hurts someone.
17:50Oh, yeah.
17:51Oh, my gosh.
17:53I'd better hook him up the way he was.
17:55Guess we'll just have to find out where we're going when we get there.
17:59Whoa!
18:00Whoa!
18:00Whoa!
18:00Whoa!
18:05Hey!
18:08What are we doing here?
18:11We thought you'd tell us.
18:12Yeah.
18:13Why did you turn on that alarm?
18:14There was a robbery?
18:15How could there be a robbery?
18:17We're the only ones here.
18:18Whoa!
18:18Whoa!
18:18Whoa!
18:18Whoa!
18:19Whoa!
18:19Whoa!
18:19Whoa!
18:19Whoa!
18:19Whoa!
18:20Whoa!
18:21It's Nibnol's robot.
18:28Howdy, mates.
18:32Quick!
18:33Short second it.
18:34We can't.
18:35Remember what happened last time?
18:43Got you.
18:44Are you all right?
18:45Uh, would somebody mind telling me what's going on?
18:49Professor Nibnol is a crow.
18:50He programmed you and Buzz to rob mates for him.
18:53He used science for evil purposes?
18:59Why, I'll pulverize that robot of his into atomic particles.
19:04Hold it, Sparky.
19:05That's rescue ranger work.
19:07We'd better let Chip and Dale handle it.
19:09They're the best.
19:10They are?
19:11We are!
19:12He likes us.
19:14Let's go.
19:14We've got a job to do.
19:21Come on.
19:22Help me carry this.
19:27Buzz found the best because he's programmed to follow the sound of the alarm.
19:30So we're setting off our own alarm.
19:32Molly, you did it.
19:36Yeah, we sure did.
19:39Uh-oh.
19:40Here.
19:42Hey, wait for me.
19:46You forgot this.
19:48Buzz.
19:49Move your tiles, mates.
19:51This way.
19:52Okay.
19:54For you.
19:55We made it.
20:04Not quite.
20:05Remember, nothing can stop a motivated guinea pig.
20:13Ah, time to reap the rewards of my...
20:16my robot.
20:17Wait.
20:18What are you doing out here?
20:26Hey, G-g-g-g.
20:31I'll be breaking.
20:32Huh?
20:32What?
20:36No.
20:37Go back.
20:38Get out.
20:42Go get him, Buzzy Boy.
20:44Now there goes one motivated guinea pig.
20:48Sparky, Buzz.
20:54I caught up with him after the alarm clock wound down.
20:56We just stopped to say goodbye.
20:58Buzz and I signed up for a new science lab at MIT.
21:02Great.
21:02When do you leave?
21:05Well, that's okay.
21:06I can understand if you don't like me.
21:09In fact, I was wondering why you two didn't run off and leave me at the bank.
21:12Well, we were a little jealous at first.
21:15But we understand if Gadget likes you better than us.
21:18Golly, don't be silly.
21:20No one could ever replace you.
21:27Hear that?
21:28She said no one could ever replace me.
21:30You?
21:31She said no one could replace me.
21:32She's never Cindy.
21:33Well, I was dictated.
21:34She's just viendo.
21:35I was dictated, but she's under, but she can't lose.
21:36No one could ever take me.
21:37I was like, oh, wow.
21:38Bye.
21:38Bye.
21:39Bye.
21:40Bye.
21:41Bye.
21:42Bye.
21:44Bye.
21:45Bye.
21:53Bye.
21:54Bye.
21:56Bye.
21:57Bye.
21:58Bye.
21:58Bye.
21:59Bye.
22:00Bye.
22:01Bye.
22:01Bye.
