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  • 4/23/2025
Someone locked out Queen Elizabeth and Nick McIlwain got locked out... while naked.

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00:00In an interesting note, what observers are calling a historic first, the Queen found
00:07herself locked out of Windsor Castle on Friday.
00:12England's reigning monarch attempted to enter, only to find the gates shuttered and locked
00:25and no one there to open them.
00:27I'm in the, I'm in the cornyard!
00:33Hey!
00:35You idiots!
00:37Philip, you moron!
00:41God damn it!
00:45When I get in there, you better run!
00:50A female bodyguard jumped out from one of the cars and...
00:55Yeah, who is it?
00:56Yeah.
00:57Don't you dare, don't you?
00:59No, I'm not the kid.
01:02A female bodyguard jumped out from one of the cars and tried in Maine to pull the heavy
01:07wooden gate open.
01:08That didn't work?
01:09Nope.
01:10Pulling the royal gate open?
01:12Nope.
01:12After just a minute, under a minute of pulling and pushing in the pouring rain, the convoy decided
01:18to drive off and try their luck at another entrance.
01:20Oh, yeah.
01:21Son of a bitch, I'm just going to climb over it.
01:24She's in a skirt.
01:28An onlooker blabbed that they had never seen anything like it in 30 years.
01:34There, they finally got it open.
01:38It looks like it's about, I don't know, eight feet tall or something like that.
01:42The door does.
01:43Or it's a gate, actually.
01:44But the insider said, I'm not sure if someone was sleeping on the job or simply that they
01:51were not expecting her, but it's unheard of.
01:55And it's not often that you get to see the queen locked out of her own castle.
01:59You guys, I'm sure you've been locked out of your houses before.
02:08Have you ever had to, like, climb through a window in the middle of the night?
02:10Yeah.
02:11I told the story where I got locked out naked.
02:12Remember that one?
02:13Oh.
02:13I was doing laundry.
02:15Oh, yes.
02:16And I was, I like doing as much laundry as I possibly can at once, and I want to have
02:21all of the clothes in the washing machine at the same time.
02:24And, yeah, I was staying in my parents' house because I had recently gotten divorced.
02:29Why did you go outside naked?
02:30Well, so I didn't plan on it, but I was in a part of the house that was unlocked, and
02:37I was going from where they have an outdoor screened-in porch, and I was going from there
02:42to the front door because that was unlocked.
02:45Where I'd gone out into the porch where I was watering the plants, the door closed behind
02:50me, and that was locked.
02:52So I left one door.
02:53You went outside to go water the plants naked?
02:56Well, it was a screened-in porch.
02:57Naked or in a towel?
02:58Naked.
02:59It's basically inside.
03:00It's your backyard, right?
03:02It's not basically inside.
03:03It's a screened-in porch.
03:04Yeah, but it's like, nobody can see it.
03:07Why are you watering plants naked?
03:09Because I was doing laundry, and I wanted all of my clothes in the laundry.
03:12This is going to be good.
03:14But nobody can see into that screen porch, Casey, unless you're literally right outside
03:19of the screen porch.
03:20No neighbors can see it.
03:21And it was my parents' house.
03:23The Macri-Wayne bar is nude again.
03:24Ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:25Ha, ha, ha.

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