British Penis Struggle

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Meghan Markle opens up about being married to a British penis

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00:01Meghan Markle is opening up about the pressures of being a new mom in the public eye.

00:07Thank you for asking, because not many people have asked if I'm okay.

00:10But it's a very real thing to be going through behind the scenes.

00:17And the answer is, would it be fair to say not really?

00:21Okay, since it's really been a struggle?

00:24Yes.

00:25Wow.

00:26Says a new mom.

00:27Yeah, so she's dealing with being a new mother.

00:30Well, you let her tell you.

00:31All right.

00:32Look, any woman, especially when they're pregnant, you're really vulnerable.

00:36And so that was made really challenging.

00:41And then when you have a newborn, you know.

00:44It's a long time ago, but I remember, yeah.

00:47And especially as a woman, it's really, it's a lot.

00:50So you add this on top of just trying to be a new mom or trying to be a newlywed.

00:56I know this is probably inappropriate, but I would love to kiss you.

01:02Excuse me?

01:03I'm just watching you speak.

01:05And with your tone, it's very inviting.

01:07I would love to kiss you.

01:08He's the Joe name of the British press corps.

01:11I'm sure that this is inappropriate.

01:13But in that first clip, the British guy says to her that it's really been a struggle to her.

01:18And to me, it sounded like it's really a penis struggle.

01:20Yeah.

01:21I don't know if you guys caught that clip.

01:22It's really a penis struggle.

01:24Go back to him.

01:25You're right.

01:26I have struggled with many penises, depending on girth and other factors.

01:30Oh, wow.

01:31But I have a perfect fit in my current husband.

01:34And it's good.

01:36You know, sometimes I don't even know it's happening.

01:43Wait, let's hear that clip.

01:44Would it be fair to say not really?

01:46Okay.

01:47It's really been a struggle.

01:49Yes.

01:50Really?

01:51The other night he rolled over and he said, God damn, that was great.

01:56And I said, what?

01:57And he had actually completed a sexual act.

02:02And I was totally unaware.

02:04I didn't even miss.

02:05I was reading a book at the time.

02:07I had literally no idea, but that speaks to how quiet he is.

02:13And how small.

02:15She's turning it into him.

02:16I've had things that were very painful.

02:18And I felt, I don't know, in a way the word would be, I guess, filled up.

02:22And I don't feel that.

02:24I feel as if, I don't know, if a person of short stature would have wandered through the Carlsbad Caverns.

02:32I think perhaps that's what his penis must feel like.

02:36Oh, my God.

02:37That's a penis struggle.

02:38No.

02:39No, no, no.

02:40No, no, no.

02:41No, no, no.

02:42Or no one**.

02:43Anyway.

02:44No, no, no.

02:45No struggle.

02:47No struggle.

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