00:00Porcelain egg, which apparently is a wonderful asset to your vagina.
00:04He's actually selling this stuff?
00:06Oh, yeah, oh, absolutely, yeah.
00:07Wow.
00:09So we'll start with the royal stuff, because that's all over the place and plenty of information about it,
00:15but Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will no longer use royal highness titles
00:20and won't receive public money for their royal duties, Buckingham Palace revealed on Saturday.
00:25Did you hear their new names?
00:26No.
00:27Tango and Cash.
00:28I love it.
00:30Unbelievable.
00:31While not unique, it rolls off the tongue.
00:35A lot of people feel it was sort of a backhanded insult that the queen decreed that would be their new names,
00:40but they have to abide by that now.
00:42Well, just like the movie, it's kind of confusing who's Tango and who's Cash.
00:45I know, and the queen meant it that way.
00:47Okay.
00:47She didn't want it to be easy for them.
00:50What's more, the pair will pay back the money that they spent on renovations for Frogmore Cottage,
00:55which will remain their home in the U.K.
00:57The repairs cost British taxpayers about $3.06 million, and they're going to pay that back, according to royal accounts.
01:03They're going to have to do extra chores, Kathy.
01:05Yeah, you think they're going to pay back, really?
01:07Yes.
01:08They say they're going to.
01:10Look at all their connections now.
01:13Money's not going to be an issue for them, so they eventually will.
01:16I'll be curious to see how this plays out, though, in five, ten years.
01:18Yeah.
01:19They have also reportedly laid off much of their Frogmore staff as they prepare to spread across the globe.
01:24Staffers will join other royal households.
01:26I agree, Steve.
01:27I think eventually they will come back.
01:29They'll get their titles back.
01:30They'll resume their duties once she figures out what royal life is all about,
01:35because even though they won't have these titles,
01:38and even though they won't be explicitly doing the formal duties and so forth,
01:43they're still the royal family.
01:44They still are part of the royal family.
01:45And people are still going to be fascinated with them.
01:48And I think they just got killed with an onslaught of attention.
01:52Yeah.
01:53And some of it, you know, the legendarily aggressive British press,
01:59and also some of their own making as well.
02:01But I think once this subsides, things might work out exactly the way the Queen wants it for Tango and Cash.
02:08Queen Elizabeth said in a statement,
02:10Harry, Meghan, and Archie will always be much-loved members of my family.
02:14I recognize the challenges they've experienced as a result of intense scrutiny over the last two years
02:20and support their wish for a more independent life.
02:22The Queen said that she hopes that Harry and Meghan will be able to, quote,
02:25start building a happy and peaceful new life.
02:28I want to thank them for all their dedicated work across this country, the Commonwealth and beyond,
02:33and am particularly proud of how Meghan has so quickly become one of the family.
02:38What the f***?
02:39Despite foregoing their use of public funds,
02:43the pair will reportedly still be supported financially by Prince Charles.
02:47Yes.
02:47So he's going to give them money.
02:48And they also have a goop satellite store that they're going to run.
02:53Well, it's very trendy and popular, so...
02:55This is a porcelain egg, which apparently is a wonderful asset to your vagina.
02:59No.
03:00He's actually selling this stuff?
03:02Oh, yeah, oh, absolutely, yeah.
03:03Wow.
03:04It's a big...
03:05I thought maybe, like, management or something.
03:06No, it's a feather in the cap to get him out in front of the counter.
03:09Sure, yeah.
03:09Sure, I would imagine.
03:11Imagine you step up to buy your vagina egg.
03:13I couldn't help but notice you were looking at the vaginal eggs.
03:17Am I?
03:18Prince Harry?
03:19Yes.
03:20Yes, in fact, I am.
03:21I'm just browsing.
03:22Oh, well, for purposes, just refer to me as cash.
03:28And on Sunday, Harry attended an event for supporters of his Sentible charity,
03:35an organization that aims to help the health of children with HIV.
03:40He referenced his decision, saying, in part,
03:44it brings me great sadness that it has come to this,
03:46the decision that I've made for my wife and I to step back,
03:49is not one that I made lightly.
03:51It was so many months of talks after so many years of challenges,
03:55and I know I've always gotten it right.
03:58But, as far as this goes, there really was no other option.
04:02What I want to make clear is that we're not walking away,
04:04and we certainly aren't walking away from you.
04:07No way!
04:08He said,
04:09Our hope was to continue serving the Queen, the Commonwealth,
04:11and my military associations, but without public funding.
04:14Unfortunately, that was impossible.
04:15I've accepted this, knowing that it doesn't change who I am or how committed I am,
04:19but I hope that that helps you understand what it had come to,
04:24that I would step back, my family back,
04:27from all that I've ever known to take a step forward
04:30in what I hope can be a more peaceful life.
04:33This is what I have been come to know now.
04:34Meanwhile, Megan is reportedly looking for new digs in one of...
04:47I just thought of something.
04:49The King's speech with me.
04:52Didn't you rip on that one time?
04:53I did, yeah, yeah.
04:54That's right.
04:55Okay, that's right.
04:55Is this not what I have been come to know now?
05:00It's just some sort of improv.
05:02We're going to have to work on that.
05:03For example, you should have an actual subject in the sentence.
05:09And the predicate should in some way relate to that subject.
05:13Preston's speech.
05:15Meanwhile, Megan is reportedly looking for new digs...
05:17The Nazis have been come to know now.
05:19Meanwhile, Megan is reportedly looking for new digs
05:31in one of Canada's toniest neighborhoods.
05:33Everyone here is named Tony.
05:36Hey, Tony!
05:37I wasn't familiar with the term toniest.
05:40Trendy?
05:41Sure, that's what I figured it means,
05:43but I never heard toniest.
05:45Hey!
05:45Hey, Tony!
05:46My name's Tony.
05:47This is a little Tony Zandini.
05:48Zandini.
05:48Looking good, Tony!
05:50This is Antonella.
05:51Antony.
05:53Ant.
05:53It's Antony Jr.
05:54Antony Sr.
05:56T.
05:57Antony the 4th.
05:58Antony the 5th, 6th, and 7th.
06:01She's allegedly eyeing...
06:02Listen to this.
06:03A $27 million waterfront property in Vancouver.
06:0627 mil?
06:08Yeah, listen to this.
06:08They just want to be regular people
06:10and they get off their backs.
06:12She made a lot of money in that deal or no deal.
06:13So, the 108-year-old, 4-level, 6,900-square-foot property.
06:204 levels in Vancouver in their Kitsilano neighborhood
06:25with views of the Pacific Ocean and the Vancouver skyline.
06:28It features 6 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, and 20 feet of beachside walls.
06:34Vancouver is gorgeous, by the way.
06:36I love it.
06:36It's a beautiful city.
06:37Oh, my God.
06:38But if you're looking to get as far away from England,
06:41they're on the west coast.
06:42Yeah.
06:43You know, I thought they might be on the eastern side of Canada.
06:47Yeah, it's about as far away as you can get.
06:48Right, yeah.
06:49And move to the Aleutians.
06:50Yeah, but it's a stunning city.
06:54And I only...
06:54We just flew into there and then drove up to Whistler,
06:57so I didn't really get to explore Vancouver.
06:59I would really like to go back there someday.
07:01We vacationed there.
07:01That was the first step in that British Columbia vacation
07:04that my wife and I took.
07:05And then we went up to Whistler, Preston, which was gorgeous.
07:07And all that whole area is just a pristine, gorgeous city.
07:11She and 8-month-old Archie are hanging in Canada
07:14while Harry wraps up things in the UK.
07:15Their arrangements and agreements will reportedly be reviewed in a year.
07:20God, I would love it if they had another kid named Jughead.
07:22Wouldn't that be perfect?
07:23I mean, now they can if they're really sort of disconnecting from the royal family.
07:28Jughead, Big Ethel, just get them all in there.
07:38Follow me on the wall.
07:55He's on the wall.
07:56I got to beat people to the royal family.
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