Unbutterable

Beasley Digital

The heartwarming tale of a woman who taught a simple man to live without buttered waffles.

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00:01Do you remember the squirtable butter used to come in it thing?

00:05Yeah, butter spray.

00:06I can't believe it's not butter.

00:08There's an actual liquid almost like the way you dispense mustard.

00:13It was more back in the 80s probably.

00:15And if you had a waffle, you could go

00:18in each little...

00:20If I had a waffle, I'd eat it in the morning.

00:25Do you need butter in every little square?

00:28You do.

00:30If you're a man.

00:32If you're a man.

00:33No, I obsess about little things like that.

00:38So your answer is yes, you do.

00:41I have a butter memory with Preston that is probably 19 years old.

00:46Do you know what it is?

00:47Butter memory.

00:48Preston, do you remember the butter memory?

00:50That's probably 19 years old.

00:5219 years old.

00:53Butter memories.

00:55You would have to butter memories.

00:57You would have to give me a hint.

01:00Me, you, Steve, and Marilyn.

01:02Wow.

01:03Nice.

01:04That wraps it up.

01:05Butterfest, 1998.

01:06We did a show for three years together.

01:07We're lucky.

01:08Media Court Diner.

01:09Oh, okay.

01:10Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12You know the butter memory?

01:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:14Well, do tell.

01:15So we're sitting there and it's after we had done a show and we're having lunch.

01:20We're all just getting to know each other, by the way.

01:23Yeah, we're all getting to know each other.

01:24And so they had a little ramekin full of butter, which is a small dish.

01:29And so I guess it was a ball of butter or something like that.

01:31And we're just talking and I just reach out and grab it and just squish it with my hand.

01:35Just to be outrageous.

01:37Provocative.

01:38I'm like, ooh, butter.

01:39Yeah.

01:40And I did that and he died laughing.

01:42I was like, what?

01:43I wish I would have done that.

01:45On the first sight.

01:46That looked fun.

01:47Butter memories.

01:48But if I owned a diner and I was-

01:51I dine in the morning.

01:53And I was serving waffles, there would be a special little spray that I would put melted butter in

02:00so that you could go-

02:01You would keep it, like you could even have it as, you could have the way you have a mug warmer

02:07where your butter could be on it and with the pump so that you could dispense that way.

02:11No, it would need to be more like misty.

02:14Like a fire hose?

02:16No, like-

02:18Like a spray bottle.

02:19Like a spray bottle, like you would spray your indoor plants.

02:21Like a spritz.

02:22I disagree.

02:23I think that the butter, like the spray butter, you're lessening the quality of the butter product.

02:28If you're gonna have like actual butter, you're gonna need to have like a vat of melted butter.

02:31This is your diner, so I'm not trying to tell you how to run your business.

02:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:34You open your own diner next door.

02:35I'll do right.

02:36I'll do right.

02:37Normal, boring pats of butter.

02:38I kind of want to work with you, like almost like as if I was your therapist,

02:41and to make you okay with not having butter in every square.

02:44Like, it's all right.

02:45No, I know.

02:46It's still gonna taste good.

02:47You're gonna get enough butter.

02:48Believe me.

02:49I've touched on pictures.

02:51He had to have butter in every square until a concerned therapist came into his life.

02:58My name is Romano.

02:59I think I can help you.

03:00Then we need some good music, like Peter Gabriel.

03:04Yeah, yeah.

03:05Peter Gabriel.

03:06Yeah, yeah.

03:07Peter Gabriel.

03:08Salisbury Hill.

03:09Salisbury Hill, yeah.

03:10So the serious part when he realizes he has a problem.

03:14Oh, no, I can't even get it together anymore.

03:16Every time I go into the diner, I start trembling like crazy.

03:19I think I know someone you can talk to.

03:22Then she came into his life.

03:24My name's Romano, and today's the day we start making changes.

03:28From Touchstone Pictures, the story of a boy who learned now how to not have butter in

03:35every square of his waffle.

03:38Butter squareless waffle boy.

03:41Butter squareless waffle boy.

03:45Something to that effect.

03:48It's a butter therapist.

03:49I feel like I already went through this with Jace.

03:51I get breakfast up.

03:52It's okay, honey.

03:53Unbutterable.

03:54Is that the name of the movie?

03:57Yeah, yeah.

04:00I'm doing it!

04:01I'm doing it!

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