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Dave & Chuck the Freak start by playing a classic game of 'What's Up His Butt' and try to figure out what shocking item a man in India needed 2-hour marathon surgery to have removed. Then, after noticing one of the doctors looks similar to Freddie Mercury, they learn today that Freddie Mercury was in fact, Indian.

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00:00now it's time to play what's up his butt oh the classic the classic traditional
00:18version oh what's up his butt shocked medics they're always shocked had to
00:27perform surgery on a man uh-huh after discovering something stuck in his backside oh my god
00:35the 60 year old patient from chatterpur in madhya pradesh india okay oh my had to call an ambulance
00:50after suffering from severe stomach pain once in the hospital doctors were astonished
01:02when the x-ray revealed the size of the item stuck inside of him causing his discomfort
01:13something had been rammed through his rectum oh wow and became stuck in his anal cavity
01:23yep that's where it gets stuck it was pressing into his abdomen causing severe pain
01:29they had to perform a two and a half hour marathon operation i mean that's wild to remove this foreign
01:38object what is in his butt we always say gold here but i don't i know this one doesn't this
01:45doesn't gold bar yeah no they're talking about it i'm thinking like car tire or something you know
01:51what i mean right i think astonishing yeah i'm gonna go with full-size pineapple damn full-size
02:01pineapples maybe the sides of it would get stuck yeah maybe like a bronze cobra bronze cobra
02:10trying to think of other waiting for the hints he's a farmer is that something you grow
02:21it's something you grow oh okay so what would it be like a zucchini or something what is an indian uh
02:27i'm gonna give you that that's close enough that's close enough okay that's uh at least
02:32andy combo win there all right we did okay job yeah because you'll never get what exactly it is
02:37but it's an 18 inch vegetable common to india they're known as a bottle gourd yeah i was gonna
02:48say bottle gourd look at the size of it look my god at the size of it that is the doctors holding
02:56it after they does just look like a giant zucchini huh yeah like it's not a gourd like in the way that
03:03we would think a gourd is right it's a pretty smooth yeah it's a zucchini looking thing yeah he
03:09definitely loved it they look like they're posing for the cover of a magazine yeah they're like the
03:16indian beetles yep um they discovered he had put an 18 inch bottle gourd within his rectum
03:23and after he admitted the membrane burst during the procedure the membrane
03:27is that the lube specialist that guy there with that sweet mustache he's got like a thing of lube
03:33in his hand i think let me lose him yeah call him in lube man he looks like all he could be would
03:39be a lube man that's what i'm saying i don't think you'd want him touching anything else no
03:43like i lubed up good am i the only one who thinks lube man looks awfully like uh india's freddie
03:50mercury that's what i think too that's a good description of him if freddie mercury was going
03:55to come back as an indian man lube would probably be right up his alley just amazing it's like a man
04:00one of your nightmares he shows up with lube
04:03indian freddie mercury
04:05i see a little silhouette of a man
04:08let me put that lube in your bag
04:15i lubed a man
04:17i'm telling you he does he really does look like it i think that's why i was like i think they look like a band
04:44they look like a band to me yeah they do queen is the band indian queen never thought of it really
04:52no there's got to be it out there so yeah it's got indian oh my god
04:58this is a little better
05:01and life has just begun
05:07oh yeah
05:20i like it oh my god that's great i'm glad we took the time to find it oh we needed to find it that was incredible we needed to find it what the freak breaking news
05:47what what is the breaking news dave freddie mercury was indian
05:54he was freddie mercury is indian this just in
05:59what freddie mercury indian
06:06none of us knew
06:08all of us hate queen that makes sense then despite his indian roots he rarely spoke about
06:15his heritage in public he was born to indian parents
06:18holy crap
06:20well that's why he looks like that that is
06:22he's related to it
06:23now we get it imagine that guy is there is a lube doctor imagine that he's like
06:28yeah yeah yeah okay my great grandfather was a freddie mercury
06:35i'm a lube doctor we have the same mustache
06:38learn something new every day
06:39it does kind of make some sense yeah well it makes sense because it's true
06:42now you kind of can see it
06:45mm-hmm
06:46had no idea
06:47huh
06:47this just in freddie mercury this just in 60 odd years ago freddie mercury no i don't know much
06:57about it no i never watched that that's that one movie too that i've never watched i didn't i
07:01just don't like the music so i didn't watch it but the effect was lost on me yeah that's probably
07:08why you said it maybe he just looked like freddie mercury he did he just like him crazy like his
07:15brother he's like i get it all the time yeah easy come easy go
07:23ah goodness wow hang on that was a big crazy turn we took there but we're yeah that's yeah
07:30okay a lot of people texting in yes listen to you idiots he is
07:35for god's sakes freddie mercury was indian
07:39holy hell he's
07:40he is indian that's it you are morons yeah well we don't like queen we're like can you imagine
07:48an indian freddie mercury they're like he is you son of a
07:51bitch how hilarious this is you stupid morons
07:55no i get on reddit you don't need to imagine it
08:00shoot
08:02nobody's perfect
08:05that's amazing we never and none of us have ever seen besides jason bohemian
08:09rhapsody but he didn't pay attention nope no no
08:13the sun's the bar went right over my head oh yeah you'd think that one of us would know that
08:16no one of us because normally one of us saves it but yeah
08:22well like all the classic rock stuff i always did like in my career i never knew that like
08:27no he didn't talk about it a lot right yeah exactly yeah i had no idea plus we didn't pay attention
08:33all that combined equals we didn't know exactly but now you know can't know it all i guarantee
08:37there's a ton of people listening right now that had no idea right right we didn't know i guarantee
08:42there's a ton of people listening saying who's freddie mercury right yeah you're right they're like
08:46who cares right oh yeah
08:51you
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