Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new salmon sperm rejuvenation treatment that men and women are using on their genitals.
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00:00what are women spending five hundred dollars to get injected into their vagina some women
00:11will try anything to improve their sex lives and now a new trend women paying 500 bucks
00:16to have salmon sperm injected into their vaginas to help with their floundering sex lives can't
00:27even imagine going down there and i'm like this uh oh god i never even says um there's a tang to the
00:35stop it stop it where did you go you went to you got what in here a change well that's strange it's
00:46it's nuts and it doesn't work no it's mainly older women yeah older women uh who have problems with
00:54sexual harousal harousal i have a problem with sexual harousal uh so they give them these
01:04shots and so i've heard of the o shots right we've talked about that it's different yeah but that
01:10was that's like pumping the area or something like that like allowing it to this is a new
01:15form of o shot they can either use your own blood or they can use salmon sperm
01:20well let's maybe choose your own blood yeah let's try my own first yeah yeah those are the options
01:28yeah okay i guess i'm going blood your own blood okay okay salmon sperm i am going blood
01:36you know when like you go to the dentist and they're like mint chocolate like what what flavor would you
01:42like for your who was like uh you know what we can shoot in you salmon sperm like they're like how do
01:49you decide on that yeah there is no alternative to your own blood it is salmon sperm right um their top
01:58three procedures actually at this place in boston are these salmon vaginal injections now uh butthole
02:05bleaching and scrotum tightening yeah hell of a trinity that's a hell of a place huh what a place
02:13to work you know for years people didn't worry about their loose scrotums or their dark b-holes
02:20and all of a sudden it became a thing i think we're thrust into the game for a lot longer
02:28you know like maybe life isn't uh you know you're so people didn't care before right about they were
02:36with someone maybe right now you're there's so as a single man would you consider scrotum tightening
02:42if you're in the dating game i definitely would i definitely would if i was at all interested in any
02:47of that anymore i guess you don't want to have old man balls right in the dating world well guess what
02:54that can't be a like um because a lot of these places they don't really actually do surgery right
03:04i don't know what they yeah they gotta just be surgery shooting it what is non-surgical
03:09probably this it's probably this salmon sperm no no probably is they just like shoot it in there
03:15like botox they're probably putting botox so that the wrinkles just looks yeah get the wrinkles out i mean
03:22it's the wrinkliest thing on you i do think it's funny that like if they're like why would the
03:26salmon sperm be like one of the most healing things on the planet it doesn't there's intelligent
03:30design that guy's sick right oh man a healing property yeah it must be scrotox it must be right
03:39yeah testicle botox that's that's got to be what that's the only thing that it reduces sweat in the
03:47scrotal region well yeah because that's what botox in your underarms will do the same thing
03:51so it also appears to give you larger testicles a smoother and more refined scrotum texture
03:58and release from this relief from discomfort caused by tense muscles well because botox uh actually
04:07just doesn't allow a muscle to work right right um so if you had tense nuts i mean i don't mine are
04:14you got real tense nuts yeah i do i do so give them a break out give them a break a bit let them
04:20relax my nuts are stressed you wouldn't believe it i don't know if my nuts have ever been stressed out
04:30my nuts are up all night they're up all night they never sleep well this could help uh treatment uh the
04:39results last between three to four months scrotox it sounds like like a evil villain from something
04:46my god it's scrotox we're being attacked by scrotox we all know that won't be a day
04:52oh no scrotox and they're so and then they call it grotox that's the one where they
04:58they're changing all the names right to make it sound better yeah that's the penile toxin treatment
05:06that increases flaccid length reduces the retraction reflex and provides comforting relief
05:14from painful oh that's that's funny so what they mean is so when you're in stage one it's that
05:21penises uh defense mechanism for like keeping itself warm is so it pulls itself back that's
05:30what shrinkage is right so they give it a shot in that muscle then it won't work anymore and you'll
05:37always be at least not quite as stage one as you could possibly be yeah like stage one and a half
05:44yeah yeah i can't even imagine being like shoot me full of your magic you're going in for your
05:51grotox oh yeah of course i am are you getting the grotox grotesque really i noticed it really
05:58crept back up i gotta numb that thing up my god you guys what are we doing to ourselves
06:07well we're just so worried none of it works that's a lot of money off of people that's all
06:13they are for sure it's like back in the day when they used to just sell like a tonic and they said
06:17it occurred stuff exactly it's all the same yeah it's just tonic people this is a tonic person
06:22scrotox grotox is really for excessive retraction so that's it you are so if you are a grower not a
06:32shower right uh yeah yeah i would say and or you just um you know we've heard that some guys have
06:40it suck right back into their like their little fat pad that's down there so i guess you would
06:47just numb the crap out of that muscle and then that it's not going to grow it's just not going to
06:53retract uh someone said i'm a nudist and the amount of men that have hidden penis you'd be shocked
06:58i'm sure there is a large amount of guys that would use that grotox that you're talking about
07:03i mean i guess if i was hitting the nudist resort i could go get my grotox and then
07:09i wouldn't look as bad on the beach especially getting out of that water yeah it's cold
07:14numb me up uh emily's in florida hi emily
07:19hi what's your comment my comment is they were saying that uh this grotox thing is for growers
07:29and not showers but all guys are growers and not showers thank you right but a lot of guys are
07:35uh you know some can be way worse than others trust me i don't know man i've seen a lot of dick
07:43i'm sure you have
07:45so emily like you just have encountered a lot of small men
07:58no but i'm just saying they all get bigger well of course it's called arousal and erection
08:04yeah but some guys are like they just hang there all day and they're and it's no problem and then
08:10there are other of us uh that you know he doesn't want to show off emily how many have you seen you
08:18i think what's your number what's your number um i can't count that high okay what are you a
08:24professional or just really yeah they i've been known to be called the dick taster of dick
08:31it's known to be called the taster of the town of the whole town the entire town the town taster
08:47yep dicksburg usa
08:49that's her favorite place
08:54that's where she lives
08:55population one yeah wow dicksburg dicksfulvania
08:59yep yep she's their queen
09:05well she would know i guess oh my god yeah she was fine she's seen that many
09:12you'd think you'd know a thing or two about them right i guess she only sees them hard
09:19classifies her as an expert i guess for sure