SCARYOKE: Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-a-Lot

Beasley Digital

9 months ago

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00:00This time will be no different on Skaraoke with Orlando and the Freak Show.

00:04Bless their hearts.

00:09Oh my God, Becky. Look at her butt. It is so big.

00:14She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends or something.

00:18Who knows? Or even understands those rap guys anyway.

00:21They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute.

00:24I mean, her butt. It's just so big.

00:28Ugh. I can't believe it's just so round. It's like out there.

00:33Ugh. Gross. Look. She's just so black.

00:38I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny.

00:43That when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung.

00:47Wanna pull up tough cause you notice that butt was stuffed.

00:50Deep in the jeans she's wearing. I'm hooked and I can't stop staring.

00:53Oh baby, I wanna get with ya and take your picture.

00:57My homeboys try to warn me, but that butt you got made me so horny.

01:01Ooh, rumpus smooth skin. You say you wanna get in my bands?

01:05Well, use me. Use me. Cause you ain't that average groupie.

01:09I see them dancing. To hell with romancing. She's sweat. Wet. Gotta go in like a turbo vet.

01:16I'm tired of magazines saying flat butts are the thing.

01:20Take an average black man and ask him that. She gotta pack much back.

01:23So, fellas. Fellas. Had your girlfriend got the butt? Hell yeah.

01:27So, shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake that healthy butt.

01:31Baby got the L.A. bass with the Oakland booty.

01:33Baby got the L.A. bass with the Oakland booty.

01:34I like them round and big.

01:49When I'm throwing a gig, I just can't help myself.

01:51I'm acting like an animal.

01:53Now, here's my scandal.

01:54I wanna take you home.

01:55Then, uh, uh, uh.

01:57I ain't talking about Playboy. Them silicone parts are made for toys.

02:02I want them real thick and juicy.

02:04So, find that juicy double.

02:06Mix-a-lots in trouble.

02:07Begging for a piece of that bubble.

02:08So, I'm looking at rock videos.

02:11Knock me bimbos.

02:12Walking like hoes.

02:13You can have them bimbos.

02:14I'll keep my women like Flojo.

02:16A word to the thick soul sisters.

02:18I wanna get with ya.

02:19I won't cuss or hit ya.

02:20But I gotta be straight.

02:21I'm gonna say I wanna kill the break of dawn.

02:24Baby got it going on.

02:25A lot of sips won't like this song.

02:27Cause I'm punks for the hit and quit it.

02:29And I'd rather stay and play.

02:31Cause I'm long.

02:32And I'm strong.

02:33And I'm down to get a friction on.

02:34So, ladies.

02:35Yeah.

02:36Ladies.

02:36Yeah.

02:37You wanna roll in my Mercedes?

02:38Yeah.

02:39Turn around.

02:39Stick it out.

02:40Even white boys got to shout.

02:42Baby got back.

02:43L.A. bass with the Oakland booty.

02:44L.A. out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out.

02:49Baby got back.

02:50Lil A bass with the O, O, O, O, O, O, O, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out.

02:53Baby got back.

02:53When it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection.

02:58Thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six.

03:01Ha ha.

03:02Only if she 5'3".

03:03So, your girlfriend rolls a Honda.

03:06Played workout tapes like Fonda.

03:08But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda.

03:11My Anaconda don't want nothing unless you got buns, hun.

03:15You could do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt.

03:19Some brothers let the hard roll and tell you that the butt ain't gold,

03:23so they toss it and leave it, and I pull up quick to retrieve it.

03:27I said you're fat. Well, I ain't down with that.

03:30Because your waist is small and your curves are kicking,

03:33and I'm thinking about sticking to the beanpole names in the magazines.

03:36You ain't it, Miss Thang. Give me a sister, I can't resist her.

03:40Red beans and rice didn't miss her.

03:42Some knuckles head tried to diss, because his girls were on my list.

03:45He had game, but he chose to hit him, and I pull up quick to get with him.

03:49So ladies, the butt is round, and you want a triple X throwdown?

03:53That 1-900 makes a lot, and kick them nasty thoughts.

03:57Baby, got L-A bass with the Oakland booty.

03:59Little in the middle, but she got much back.

04:14Little in the middle, but she got much back.

04:17Little in the middle, but she got much back.

04:25Yay!

04:27I knew this song would be so much fun.

04:29Yeah, that was lit.

04:31Listen, we was getting in here.

04:32What is the arms that you're doing?

04:34Oh, no.

04:35Those are the DJs.

04:36You know what I mean?

04:37With the Oakland booty.

04:38With the Oakland booty.

04:39Come on in.

04:40I did it again, but let me tell y'all.

04:42All y'all gals so sleazy this morning.

04:47Sleazy?

04:48Sleazy?

04:49We sound sleazy.

04:50What do you mean?

04:51That was the sleaziest song.

04:53That's it.

04:56It's one of the most iconic.

04:58You don't want us to hear about talking about a piece of that bubble.

05:01Why them trouble?

05:02I got so many mink-sumosis, but I loved it.

05:06See, as long as you loved it.

05:08Wow, hello.

05:11Yo, wow, it's your boy, Sean DeBarbera, Poinciana.

05:14What's happening, Sean?

05:16Yo, Meredith sound like when she was 15, she used to stand in her mirror and sing this song.

05:21I sure did.

05:23I sure damn sure did.

05:24You're right.

05:25Word for word, sound for sound, sound just like her in the beginning.

05:29It was amazing.

05:32Oh, my God.

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