00:30Well, a tourist in Portugal sparked a bomb alert at a Lisbon restaurant when he confused
00:40the Portuguese words for pomegranate drink and grenade.
00:47I love the idea of Dave doing this.
00:51You'd say it with such confidence.
00:53Yeah.
00:55He'd be like, I'd like to drink a grenade.
00:57And they'd be like, since your day?
01:01Irish terrorist threatens Mexican resort with a grenade.
01:04Exactly.
01:05I'll have grenade, please.
01:06Yeah.
01:06The 36-year-old guy found himself handcuffed and surrounded by armed police.
01:13He said he had a grenade.
01:14After a language app gave him the wrong translation for the pomegranate drink he was trying to buy.
01:21See, that's when it fails, those apps.
01:25Maybe he shouldn't put in bomb-ass pomegranate drink to get translated.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Can't name it like that.
01:31That's funny.
01:31When you put in how do you say grenade in Portuguese, it comes up how do you say pomegranate in Portuguese?
01:37Huh.
01:38Let's see what grenade sounds like here.
01:43Granada.
01:44Granada.
01:45Granada.
01:45Granada.
01:45It seems like you're not going to screw that up.
01:47And pomegranate?
01:50I just wonder if it was called something like James is saying, like the...
01:55No, pomegranate is.
01:56Pome.
01:57Pome.
01:58Nothing at all.
01:59That's a nice sound.
02:00Do you think he was just doing the Dave, I would call it, when he's like, pomegranata.
02:08Like he's just saying the English word, but with some kind of accent.
02:15Pomegranata.
02:16And they're like...
02:18Yeah, it must be that.
02:20That's all they heard.
02:21That's it.
02:22That's all they heard.
02:24Quite an overreaction, though.
02:25The guy just wants a drink.
02:27Yes.
02:27I don't understand.
02:28When...
02:29So here's what happened.
02:30They're probably pretty sick of this guy.
02:31They couldn't understand what he was saying, so he wrote down the word and handed it to
02:36them.
02:36Oh.
02:37Which now he's like...
02:38Okay.
02:39Grenade.
02:39Okay.
02:39What does pome-a mean?
02:43Like, does that mean, like, I have?
02:46Like, when he wrote the word, I'm assuming that the front part...
02:51No, he wrote down...
02:53Granada.
02:53Because he thought that was pomegranate drink.
02:57Granada.
02:58No.
02:59The waiter took the note as a threat, fearing the customer had a grenade, and ran to the
03:05back and called the police immediately.
03:07Yeah, he didn't bargain on that.
03:09That's for sure.
03:10That's why it's best just to point at the...
03:12I do that here.
03:14I do that here.
03:15Dolla Rita.
03:17I'm like, oh, God.
03:17Dolla Rita.
03:18That's one right here.
03:19Got it?
03:20Dolla Rita.
03:21The one, no onions.
03:24Yeah.
03:24That one, but no onions.
03:26Thank you very much.
03:26I'm not sure how to say that.
03:29I'm not going to say it.
03:30I'm not.
03:30You mean triple cheeseburger, sir?
03:31I'm not going to say that.
03:34Whatever that is.
03:36Yeah, what are you ordering you can't pronounce?
03:38So much.
03:39Roast beef.
03:41Yeah, like...
03:42Roast beef.
03:43Le frais curlie.
03:45Steak with a frites.
03:47I don't know.
03:48Yeah, that's right.
03:48I don't know.
03:49I'm not sure what that is.
03:51Steak of frites.
03:52Yeah, whatever those are.
03:54I'll take those if they're not gross.
03:56The tourist was ordered to come out of the restaurant and lie face down on the ground in
04:01the street as five armed police officers approached and immobilized him.
04:06So how confused is he?
04:07He just asked for a pomegranate drink.
04:09The next thing you know, he's being ordered outside on the ground on his stomach as they're
04:14cuffing him and rushing towards him.
04:17And now it's an international incident because you've been arrested in a foreign land.
04:22And you wrote it down.
04:23You wrote it down.
04:24They're like, it's right here.
04:25Look.
04:26You wrote down a grenade.
04:27No, no.
04:28I meant pomegranate drink.
04:30No, no, no.
04:30I meant pomegranate drink.
04:31Shut up.
04:32You're a moron.
04:33Pomegranate drink.
04:34You wrote down a grenade.
04:36No, one.
04:36Case closed.
04:37I love pomegranate juice.
04:38Case closed.
04:38Get in jail.
04:40Since your day.
04:41No, mistake.
04:42Goodbye, since your day forever.
04:46Just place one pomegranate drink.
04:48You call.
04:49Pomegranate.
04:50Dumbass.
04:53I don't come to your place.
04:57You go home.
04:58I can't come to work because I was trying to order a pomegranate drink.
05:00Pomegranate drink.
05:01Pomegranate drink.
05:01Pomegranate drink.
05:04Made a big boo-boo, guys.
05:07Tried to get a delicious pomegranate drink.
05:11It's very healthy.
05:11I don't know if you know this.
05:12It's very healthy for you.
05:13But I wrote down grenade to cut to the chase.
05:20I wrote down grenade.
05:21I handed it to the small gentleman.
05:23And he ran away.
05:26I thought, wow, this is great service.
05:28He is running for his life to get me this drink.
05:32And then five cops tased me, put me on my belly outside, and shackled me.
05:39And I'm in jail right now.
05:40This is my one phone call.
05:43Didn't know who else to call.
05:48Let Amber know.
05:51He was taken to a nearby police station for interrogation.
05:54He was later released after they found out it was all a big mix-up.
05:57But not before they searched his hotel room.
06:01They did a thorough inspection of the restaurant.
06:04And they searched their databases and consulted sources from Portugal's
06:08Anti-Terrorism Coordination Unit.
06:10Could you even imagine you do this by mistake, but then you, like,
06:13get put on a list?
06:15Because they've used you.
06:17They've looked all your stuff up now on a terrorist list.
06:19An anti-terrorism.
06:20Because I tried to order a pomegranate drink in their language.
06:23Oh, and it just ruins, like, travel for you for the rest of your life.
06:26You're probably trying to explain that to everyone.
06:28It is a nightmare.
06:30I'm on the list because I tried to order a pomegranate drink.
06:34I'm going to be honest.
06:35I tried to order a pomegranate drink, but I was trying to use their dialect.
06:43I wanted to make them feel at home.
06:45You imagined explaining that to your prison mate?
06:50Oh, my God.
06:51What are you in for?
06:52Yeah.
06:53I am going to teach you a lesson.
06:55Just honestly, it's just a really big mix-up.
06:57Mr. Pomegranate.
06:58I just wanted some pomegranate juice.
07:00Yeah.
07:00I don't know what happened.
07:01I want your pomegranate juice.
07:02Oh, no.
07:03I'm going to juice you.
07:04Okay.
07:06Oh, no, he's turned.
07:07Yeah, well, you can't go to jail.
07:09Nope.
07:10Don't go to jail.
07:10Don't go to jail.
07:11They juice you in jail.
07:12Oh, no.
07:14Don't juice me.
07:16Please.
07:16Don't take my juice.
07:18He's going to.
07:19Zorro's going to juice you.
07:21No.
07:21No.
07:22Yeah, Barry, look at it.
07:23Here he comes.
07:24Yeah.
07:25They've got juiced.
07:26They've got juiced.
07:27They've got juiced.
07:28They've got juiced.
07:29They've got juiced.
07:30They've got juiced.
07:31They've got juiced.
07:32They've got juiced.
07:33They've got juiced.
07:34They've got juiced.
07:35They've got juiced.
07:36They've got juiced.
07:37They've got juiced.
07:38They've got juiced.
07:39They've got juiced.
07:40They've got juiced.
07:41They've got juiced.
07:42They've got juiced.
07:43They've got juiced.
07:44They've got juiced.
07:45They've got juiced.
07:46They've got juiced.
07:47They've got juiced.
07:48They've got juiced.
07:49They've got juiced.
07:50They've got juiced.
07:51They've got juiced.
07:52They've got juiced.
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