Peep Show: 104-Year-Old Skydiver

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 104-year-old woman who set a world record for oldest skydiver ever and after seeing the video, aren't 100% sold that she knew exactly what was happening.

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00:00another old lady broke another world record for skydiving i think this could be it we can't go

00:12any more than this we can't we that's it we're done we should break we don't say it it always

00:16gets broken 104 years old okay that's right we can't go higher than 104 i don't believe this

00:23lady even knows she just fell from a plane i really don't when you see her i'm not sure

00:29she knew what happened uh promise me this okay if i lose it yeah just start taking me on things that

00:36i would have never agreed to okay you know what i mean biggest roller coaster like just put me on

00:41everything i would never have agreed jumping because i won't care at that point but be like

00:46oh yeah look he climbed to the top of everest okay all right i'll do that with you okay um but this

00:52lady 104 here she is coming in for landing honestly i watched this i'm not sure she knows she just

00:59jumped out of a plane but she now set the guinness world record here i come look out

01:05oh god this is where you think they're gonna just shatter right yeah how did they land her

01:13he did a really good job oh yeah i've seen him land on the old lady before yeah oh yeah

01:19oh no i don't think she knows oh wait a second i don't think she knows i think she's enjoying the

01:25embrace from the young man i feel your boner oh he just smacked her in the face by mistake

01:30that was amazing yeah yeah did we have fun i think so

01:36i think she thinks she's still in the air yeah if she can get up i don't think she knows what's

01:45going on i mean i don't i think you're right dave i don't think she i don't know that might

01:50have been more of elder elder abuse yeah yeah i believe at the last second he kicked her legs

01:56up because he knew like if he would have if she would have caught one of her feet yeah i would

02:01have folded her back that's it it would have been done he did i think he was an expert he like gave

02:07like a little like boom and then he kicked her feet up he's like i gotta land on my butt first with

02:13her feet up where she is gonna just crumble she will crumble the previous record was a 103 year old

02:21swedish woman who went skydiving this or last year but this 104 year old lady from chicago named

02:28dorothy hoffner now is the new world record holder she is the oldest person male or female to ever go

02:35skydiving yeah she you're right though she didn't look like she knew what had just happened now

02:40this is this is her before where am i going why i have a backpack on

02:47oh going to school there we go going to school going just got my backpack there's a bit of a bump

02:56here i gotta navigate that wow you're in a weird get up pal you got a helmet on you you're like a

03:07what a special kid you got a helmet on yeah we're going to school i brought a ham or something i

03:16don't know what i have here but it's something i think i have a ham grandma did you bring your

03:21ham yeah i never leave home without it going to the bus is this the bus wow that's a hell of a

03:31the bus got your name tag on grandma i don't know it's a long ass walk isn't it 104 huh she's

03:46you're 104 104 yeah yeah shut up get the bus oh i'm finally in some shade this is a nice bus stop oh wow

03:58oh my god did take her a long time oh my god how many steps are on this bus and that's them

04:07loading her and they load her right in yeah oh man they don't show just her being launched off

04:14launched off the plane yeah i feel like it's right i don't know someone's gotta have it sometimes i feel

04:22like when super old people jump out of a plane their skin it almost like looks like their whole

04:29skeleton comes out oh there it is oh there it is oh my god oh dear god oh my god look at her face

04:37that's what i mean okay oh help oh no what in the world oh yeah no she it looks like she she looks like

04:50skeletor but we go hair that's what i mean all right launch me out of this son of a bitch what in the

04:56what am i doing you're doing it i'm not doing it was az killer i'm trying oh you can see she's trying

05:05to focus on stuff yeah how was that yeah yeah yeah i think she knows what's happening no no no i'm not

05:13sure i don't know oh poor grandma he did land her just right though he did he had her legs right up in

05:19the air and she luckily she didn't crumble ah i'm safe dorothy oh god oh dorothy man you're really

05:28helpless looking in the arms of someone you know when you're like land oh yeah you can't really as

05:36a grown stuck to them do that right like i i could god i did a tandem and i land like that as a man yeah

05:44that's no good there she is amazing though you guys for 104 she's pretty damn listen whether she

05:52knew what happened i mean yeah i don't know if she knew but incredible when she yelled out geronimo

05:57it's because she used to date him geronimo no the background reminds me of this native american man i had

06:05sex with his name was geronimo sex with him back in the day my wilder years she's alive

06:15and lives to tell the tale she can remember

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