Peep Show: Dave's Got Drugs In His Pockets

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who claimed the drugs in his pockets weren't his and neither were the pants he was wearing. Dave then plays the song, 'Drugs in my Pockets' by The Monks but no one on the show has ever heard that song before.

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00:00The Idiot Criminal of the Day

00:08Okay, question for you.

00:10How often do you not know whose pants you're wearing?

00:15Twice, three times a week.

00:18Well, a 62-year-old man in Pennsylvania named Cameron Bell was pulled over.

00:24It's because he stopped at an intersection where there wasn't a stop sign.

00:28He got a little nervous when he saw some cops.

00:32Oh, yeah.

00:33And he came to a stop when he shouldn't have.

00:35I get so mad when people do that.

00:36Dead giveaway.

00:37Yep.

00:38The cops saw him, and they decided to see what his deal was.

00:41So they pulled him over, and of course, he was a mess.

00:44He failed to field sobriety tests.

00:47And then officers discovered a half ounce of meth and a baggie of crack in his sock.

00:54And he had a crack pipe and some crack in his pants pockets.

01:00He was what?

01:0062?

01:0162.

01:02Grandpa.

01:05Cameron swore he was innocent.

01:07Uh-huh.

01:08He said he had no idea how the drugs got there.

01:11In fact, they weren't his pants.

01:14Oh.

01:14And he had no idea whose pants with the drugs he had on.

01:21Yeah.

01:21He put drugs in their pants and gave them to me.

01:24Oh, God.

01:27All I keep thinking is, I've got drugs in my pocket, and I don't know what to do with them.

01:32Don't you remember that song?

01:33No.

01:33Stop it.

01:33No one on Earth does.

01:35Oh, I've never heard.

01:35You've never heard?

01:36I've got drugs in my pocket, and I don't know what to do with them.

01:40Drugs in my pocket.

01:42Drugs in my pocket.

01:43Are you serious right now?

01:45Anyone else?

01:45I've never heard this in my life.

01:47Any listener ever heard that?

01:49You know this song?

01:51I don't know that.

01:52No.

01:52I'm going to hang it to myself once upon a time.

01:54Should I go through all the other stations in the building and see if anybody else has

01:57heard of this song?

01:59I thought that was a big hit.

02:00What?

02:01I've got drugs in my pocket, and I don't know what to do with them.

02:04Drugs in my pocket.

02:05Maybe we have to hear it, and then we'll...

02:07I don't think so.

02:08No.

02:09There's no chance.

02:09You mean the accent that Dave's throwing on there is...

02:12Oh, yeah.

02:12There it is.

02:13Is that enough of a giveaway?

02:14It is from...

02:16The Monks.

02:19Oh, I'll be goddamned.

02:20From 1979?

02:22Yep.

02:24Just that.

02:25All the traps keep up for me.

02:27I don't know what to do with them.

02:30I like it.

02:32All the traps keep up for me.

02:34Never heard this in my life, and I love it.

02:35I'm not really brewing with them.

02:37Oh, it sure does.

02:39I don't know what to do with them.

02:39I mean, I'll ask myself.

02:41Do no reason to be permanent.

02:43It gets worse there.

02:44I don't know what.

02:46I love it.

02:47his parents were listening to this because they had drugs in their pocket yeah that's where he

02:59heard it yeah it is the coolest one of these songs you've ever brought it is yeah i was expecting a

03:04lot i was not expecting it to sound like this i thought it was a raps i thought dave was trying

03:09to rap usually it's like because he was kind of like doing like uh like a robot to it because

03:17in my pocket and i don't know what to do with them i think that's what it was it was his performance

03:24yeah i was like i've never heard that in my life shut up i wasn't doing the robot

03:34you're ridiculous i'm telling you it made me feel like it was some kind of 80s rap these guys have

03:40really cool haircuts if you look them up oh the monks i can't believe you guys haven't heard it

03:47no no no it must could it have been a big song in the uk and i'm not here because it was about drugs

03:57oh my god um they were very successful in canada where their debut album reached double platinum

04:08there you go that's why i remember rocking out to this song and not to the robot it never got big

04:16down here so because dave got to hear more canadian radio than i got to hear because i grew up here

04:23yeah so i just heard actual good stations that's a good song though that was so that is andy's right

04:31that's the best song dave's ever played for us right

04:38i'm gonna add this to my playlist yeah you should listen down i made lisa's playlist

04:42there's no question i mean i don't think there's any question i mean it is i want i'm gonna do a deep

04:47dive later it's a cool song hopefully they have more than one cool song i mean like never once heard

04:54in my life it's super english though uh-huh i've got drugs in my pocket yeah and i don't know what to

05:00do

05:12and all of the canadians at the time we're doing the robot

05:16they're still doing the robot in canada

05:29that's the truth i don't get it it's in there somewhere though and it's

05:33first yeah man with drugs in his pockets first thing i thought of well i'm glad this is the first

05:37time i'm glad yeah enjoy it thanks dave you're welcome you're not familiar with their other hit

05:43nice leg shame about her face oh my god that's a great one too yes oh my god

05:49nice legs shame about her face

05:52dave you know all of them i'm a big monk's guy

05:55yeah oh god it's good

05:58they played the top of the box it was like the number one show

06:04everybody i don't know it

06:05sounds like they're kind of he looks like the guys from sis the guy from sisters of mercy

06:17oh that's cool nice legs shame about her face

06:22the guy's playing the drums with his hands yeah he does not have a stick

06:30they were different guys well i think they're actually just lip-syncing i feel like these guys

06:35should have been a bigger band than i know right i've never even heard of them it's like a mixture

06:40of scott wyland they've got like punk like real punk ass legs shame about her face how did the

06:47u.s not pick up on this u.s makes a lot of bad choices in music lease i don't know if you know

06:54this yeah they do oh well huh do a deep dive into the monks they got some great stuff

07:00us 1979 dave knew that in a second i love that i just picked like the weirdest sounding song title

07:06that they have listed as singles and he's like oh my god this is your greatest kid of all time

07:12it's even better than the drugs in my pockets i've never seen that as we david yeah

07:18yeah i mean that is like that should have been a gigantic hit

07:22drugs in my pocket drugs in my pocket i mean that's a killer right there it is i did not expect

07:28it sorry i thought it was going to be like electric avenue but just the worst version of that you've

07:34ever heard because that's kind of what i thought too they really robot it out

07:40we're all kind of like i'm like oh god here we go again with another one of these games like it's

07:46cool yeah i'm trying to hold on i'm trying to wake up yeah i'm dreaming oh bomb yeah

08:01legitimately blown yep for sure

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