00:00The Idiot Criminal of the Day
00:08Okay, question for you.
00:10How often do you not know whose pants you're wearing?
00:15Twice, three times a week.
00:18Well, a 62-year-old man in Pennsylvania named Cameron Bell was pulled over.
00:24It's because he stopped at an intersection where there wasn't a stop sign.
00:28He got a little nervous when he saw some cops.
00:32Oh, yeah.
00:33And he came to a stop when he shouldn't have.
00:35I get so mad when people do that.
00:36Dead giveaway.
00:37Yep.
00:38The cops saw him, and they decided to see what his deal was.
00:41So they pulled him over, and of course, he was a mess.
00:44He failed to field sobriety tests.
00:47And then officers discovered a half ounce of meth and a baggie of crack in his sock.
00:54And he had a crack pipe and some crack in his pants pockets.
01:00He was what?
01:0062?
01:0162.
01:02Grandpa.
01:05Cameron swore he was innocent.
01:07Uh-huh.
01:08He said he had no idea how the drugs got there.
01:11In fact, they weren't his pants.
01:14Oh.
01:14And he had no idea whose pants with the drugs he had on.
01:21Yeah.
01:21He put drugs in their pants and gave them to me.
01:24Oh, God.
01:27All I keep thinking is, I've got drugs in my pocket, and I don't know what to do with them.
01:32Don't you remember that song?
01:33No.
01:33Stop it.
01:33No one on Earth does.
01:35Oh, I've never heard.
01:35You've never heard?
01:36I've got drugs in my pocket, and I don't know what to do with them.
01:40Drugs in my pocket.
01:42Drugs in my pocket.
01:43Are you serious right now?
01:45Anyone else?
01:45I've never heard this in my life.
01:47Any listener ever heard that?
01:49You know this song?
01:51I don't know that.
01:52No.
01:52I'm going to hang it to myself once upon a time.
01:54Should I go through all the other stations in the building and see if anybody else has
01:57heard of this song?
01:59I thought that was a big hit.
02:00What?
02:01I've got drugs in my pocket, and I don't know what to do with them.
02:04Drugs in my pocket.
02:05Maybe we have to hear it, and then we'll...
02:07I don't think so.
02:08No.
02:09There's no chance.
02:09You mean the accent that Dave's throwing on there is...
02:12Oh, yeah.
02:12There it is.
02:12There it is.
02:13Is that enough of a giveaway?
02:14It is from...
02:16The Monks.
02:19Oh, I'll be goddamned.
02:20From 1979?
02:22Yep.
02:24Just that.
02:25All the traps keep up for me.
02:27I don't know what to do with them.
02:30I like it.
02:32All the traps keep up for me.
02:34Never heard this in my life, and I love it.
02:35I'm not really brewing with them.
02:37Oh, it sure does.
02:39I don't know what to do with them.
02:39I mean, I'll ask myself.
02:41Do no reason to be permanent.
02:43It gets worse there.
02:44I don't know what.
02:46I love it.
02:47his parents were listening to this because they had drugs in their pocket yeah that's where he
02:59heard it yeah it is the coolest one of these songs you've ever brought it is yeah i was expecting a
03:04lot i was not expecting it to sound like this i thought it was a raps i thought dave was trying
03:09to rap usually it's like because he was kind of like doing like uh like a robot to it because
03:17in my pocket and i don't know what to do with them i think that's what it was it was his performance
03:24yeah i was like i've never heard that in my life shut up i wasn't doing the robot
03:34you're ridiculous i'm telling you it made me feel like it was some kind of 80s rap these guys have
03:40really cool haircuts if you look them up oh the monks i can't believe you guys haven't heard it
03:47no no no it must could it have been a big song in the uk and i'm not here because it was about drugs
03:57oh my god um they were very successful in canada where their debut album reached double platinum
04:08there you go that's why i remember rocking out to this song and not to the robot it never got big
04:16down here so because dave got to hear more canadian radio than i got to hear because i grew up here
04:23yeah so i just heard actual good stations that's a good song though that was so that is andy's right
04:31that's the best song dave's ever played for us right
04:38i'm gonna add this to my playlist yeah you should listen down i made lisa's playlist
04:42there's no question i mean i don't think there's any question i mean it is i want i'm gonna do a deep
04:47dive later it's a cool song hopefully they have more than one cool song i mean like never once heard
04:54in my life it's super english though uh-huh i've got drugs in my pocket yeah and i don't know what to
05:00do
05:12and all of the canadians at the time we're doing the robot
05:16they're still doing the robot in canada
05:29that's the truth i don't get it it's in there somewhere though and it's
05:33first yeah man with drugs in his pockets first thing i thought of well i'm glad this is the first
05:37time i'm glad yeah enjoy it thanks dave you're welcome you're not familiar with their other hit
05:43nice leg shame about her face oh my god that's a great one too yes oh my god
05:49nice legs shame about her face
05:52dave you know all of them i'm a big monk's guy
05:55yeah oh god it's good
05:58they played the top of the box it was like the number one show
06:04everybody i don't know it
06:05sounds like they're kind of he looks like the guys from sis the guy from sisters of mercy
06:17oh that's cool nice legs shame about her face
06:22the guy's playing the drums with his hands yeah he does not have a stick
06:30they were different guys well i think they're actually just lip-syncing i feel like these guys
06:35should have been a bigger band than i know right i've never even heard of them it's like a mixture
06:40of scott wyland they've got like punk like real punk ass legs shame about her face how did the
06:47u.s not pick up on this u.s makes a lot of bad choices in music lease i don't know if you know
06:54this yeah they do oh well huh do a deep dive into the monks they got some great stuff
07:00us 1979 dave knew that in a second i love that i just picked like the weirdest sounding song title
07:06that they have listed as singles and he's like oh my god this is your greatest kid of all time
07:12it's even better than the drugs in my pockets i've never seen that as we david yeah
07:18yeah i mean that is like that should have been a gigantic hit
07:22drugs in my pocket drugs in my pocket i mean that's a killer right there it is i did not expect
07:28it sorry i thought it was going to be like electric avenue but just the worst version of that you've
07:34ever heard because that's kind of what i thought too they really robot it out
07:40we're all kind of like i'm like oh god here we go again with another one of these games like it's
07:46cool yeah i'm trying to hold on i'm trying to wake up yeah i'm dreaming oh bomb yeah
08:01legitimately blown yep for sure
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