Peep Show: Lisa Way Smoothie Queen

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who kidnapped her boss at a Smoothie King after she was fired. Then, they find out that Lisa Way once had dreams of owning some Smoothie King franchises.

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00:00A Houston woman did not take her firing well.

00:10This woman named Christmas allegedly kidnapped her boss at the Smoothie King

00:16who fired her over the holidays.

00:19That's incredible.

00:21That's incredible.

00:22Chill out, Christmas.

00:24The Smoothie King Christmas.

00:26He's a Smoothie King.

00:28Listen, they're not paying me enough to manage a Smoothie King for me to be kidnapped.

00:33No.

00:34That's my last day.

00:36A warrant is currently out for Keisha Lynette Christmas.

00:40So they haven't even caught her.

00:42For allegedly abducting her manager at a Smoothie King.

00:47It makes it less crazy that that's her last name.

00:50Yes.

00:50I thought it was her first name.

00:52I'd hate to have to fire her.

00:54I used to love the Smoothie King.

00:55I used to be obsessed with her.

00:57Oh, really?

00:58Yeah, years and years and years ago before it came here.

01:01Yeah.

01:01Like, I was in New Orleans and they had one.

01:03And I used to just be obsessed.

01:05I was like, gosh, I should open a Smoothie King.

01:08You were that invested in it.

01:10That's how much he liked it.

01:11How much is a franchise?

01:12It was so long ago.

01:14I just loved it.

01:15I drive by one.

01:16That's how I felt about Cold Stone.

01:18I drive by a Smoothie King.

01:20I didn't know they'd been around for a while.

01:22I thought it was like a new thing.

01:23No, well, around here, I don't know how many years it's been around here.

01:27It's probably been a while now.

01:28Yeah, now.

01:29Lisa wanted to be like the Smoothie King Queen in the Midwest.

01:35He's the Smoothie Queen.

01:38Yeah, I don't need your king.

01:39I'll be Smoothie Queen.

01:41Lisa, hey, Smoothie Queen.

01:44Could have been a whole new life for her.

01:45Oh, my God.

01:47Franchise.

01:47Have you ever thought back on that, though, and been like, man, that would have been a

01:50great idea.

01:51I should have done that.

01:52No, I think that was a terrible idea.

01:52Oh, so it would have been bad.

01:54Yeah.

01:54I mean, they do okay, I think.

01:56Yeah.

01:56But I don't know.

01:57I just had a moment where I was like, this is genius.

02:00These are all smoothies.

02:01These are good.

02:03On the go.

02:03You know, I've never dabbled in the smoothie game.

02:06There's a lot of calories in those things.

02:08So I think that's later I was like, ooh, boy.

02:10You're going to crunch the numbers on that.

02:12You're not really healthy.

02:13That's why they're so good.

02:14Has anyone else ever had it?

02:15I've never had a smoothie in my life.

02:17Yeah, I think they're good.

02:18I drive by it every day, and I'm like, well, I'll never go there.

02:21Yeah, I'm not going to smoothie it up.

02:23That's not your thing.

02:23Well, because I've heard that smoothies are deceitfully healthy.

02:28Exactly.

02:28It's like a deceitful, healthy thing.

02:30Yeah.

02:31It's like a meal, but probably more calories.

02:33Right.

02:34Yeah, you think you're having a nice health drink, but in the meantime, let's look at the

02:39nutrition information.

02:40I love that Lisa wanted to open my ears.

02:42I think we've all had something we love so much.

02:45Yes, that you're like, I should do this.

02:47Because I think for me, it was probably Krispy Kreme was like the first one.

02:52Like, oh, man, bringing this, getting this to Canada would be incredible.

02:57And then like it failed.

02:58I've never had a franchise dream.

03:00No.

03:00Oh, my God.

03:01I have several.

03:03You do.

03:04I do.

03:05Several.

03:06I was voted most likely to own my own hamburger place, though, in my yearbook.

03:11That's a cool.

03:11Damn.

03:12That's a cool match.

03:12Their Orange Extreme Smoothie has 93 grams of sugar.

03:15That's not that much.

03:17Damn.

03:18That's a lot.

03:19Damn.

03:19I just changed that up there.

03:21Yeah.

03:21I almost dropped a bad word.

03:23Yeah.

03:23Damn.

03:26I mean, they do have some better options, but.

03:28Let's see.

03:29They definitely do.

03:30I guess their Angel Food Slim only has 33 grams of sugar.

03:35It's a good thing, like, to pick up at the airport.

03:37Like, if you're.

03:38This is Lisa Way for Smoothie King.

03:39Lisa's really selling it.

03:40How you doing?

03:41You're on the airport.

03:41You're heading for your flight.

03:42Grab yourself a yogurt delight.

03:44Only 320 calories.

03:46Get you on the go.

03:47Smoothie King.

03:49It's not bad, Dave.

03:50On the fly there.

03:51Yep, not bad.

03:55Trying to get endorsements.

03:57Strawberry Kiwi Breeze.

04:01So ridiculous, some of the things I came up with.

04:04I really do.

04:05I think I looked into it.

04:06I actually went on the website.

04:08I was like, how much?

04:08Gladly, this is what we're doing.

04:10We're going to put a Smoothie King together.

04:11Have you thought about the gold mine that is Smoothie King?

04:15When I saw the first one open up around here, I was like, there it is.

04:19It has begun.

04:20Damn it, I'm too late.

04:23I think my whole thing, I remember when I was into Cold Stone like that, and it was

04:27like there was like one Cold Stone, and then I was like, oh man, I got to get on the ground

04:32floor of this thing.

04:34And then next thing you knew, there was like a hundred of them, and then they all failed.

04:39Everyone stopped going.

04:40And I was like, oh my God, thank God.

04:42I didn't just like lose everything.

04:43That's with me with Krispy Kreme.

04:43Lose everything.

04:44One came to my town, and then people started the whole Atkins thing, and they were eating

04:48all that crap, and Krispy Kreme went tits up almost.

04:52Like anything in the food world, I've never dreamed about.

04:54My dreams are all weirdly different.

04:56I'm like, you know where you can make a good dollar is in a parking garage.

05:00I'm like, I should start a parking garage.

05:04Yeah, you're more reasonable than us.

05:07Nobody's even in the thing.

05:08You don't have to pay anybody.

05:09Never had parking garage dreams.

05:11That's my dream.

05:12Yeah.

05:13Okay.

05:14Do you want a multi-level?

05:15You want multi-level?

05:16Oh yeah.

05:17Oh yeah.

05:18That's a hell of a dream.

05:19It's a big dream, dude.

05:21That's a good dream.

05:22I think it's a great dream.

05:24Shoot.

05:24What?

05:25You get the 40 ounce size?

05:27I do.

05:28Oh my God, there's 168 grams of sugar in the Caribbean whey.

05:32That's nothing.

05:33Wow, it has Lisa's name in it.

05:35No wonder.

05:36The Caribbean whey.

05:38Of course I'll take a Caribbean whey.

05:40Yeah, we're going to put a whole bag of sugar in that and make it taste good.

05:42Got it, T-So, got it.

05:44Passion Passport.

05:44I don't know why I feel great.

05:46181 grams of sugar.

05:47Do you remember what you'd get?

05:49No.

05:50No.

05:50I don't see it.

05:51I don't remember.

05:52It's been really a long time ago.

05:54You're like, Lenny, this is how we change our lives.

05:56Noobie King.

05:59Home run.

06:03It's only $35,000 up front.

06:06We're rolling in it.

06:08Oh, what a bad idea.

06:09Yeah, it's too bad.

06:10I do, I just.

06:11Life would have been different.

06:12To be inside Lisa's mind when she saw the first one open up and she drove down the street

06:17and was like, God, I knew it.

06:21Someone's going to be rich.

06:22Yeah.

06:23It's supposed to be my dream.

06:24Yeah.

06:26Well, we got sidetracked by Lisa Wei's smoothie queen.

06:28Well, sure.

06:29You now know that they're not the healthiest things for you.

06:31Sorry.

06:32Enjoy.

06:33Yeah, enjoy.

06:34Low fat.

06:35Low fat.

06:36There's love to think.

06:37you

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