00:00So, you have a bunch of friends that live in Florida, and we love them.
00:04Yeah.
00:05Divorced, single, married.
00:07All over the place.
00:08Yeah.
00:08Train wrecks.
00:09Tell everyone what you were telling me this morning.
00:11Still out partying like they're 25.
00:13That's good.
00:14No, I have, you know, it's my girlfriend who, like, she is just a, she's a mess.
00:20I love her, and she knows she's a mess.
00:22This is not me, like, talking trash behind her back.
00:24But she is dating, well, she was dating this guy, and they went out, they've been going
00:30out for, like, probably three months.
00:32Okay.
00:33And they broke up for the stupidest reason I've ever heard of in my entire life.
00:38They fought over the bill.
00:40No.
00:40Mm-mm.
00:41No.
00:42He wore a hat to the date, and she asked him to take it off, and he wouldn't.
00:47So, she broke up with them.
00:50Really?
00:50Yeah.
00:52I was like, what are you doing?
00:54Like, really?
00:55You broke up over a hat?
00:56A hat?
00:58All the, like.
00:59I like that that's the hill he's standing on.
01:01He's like, I'm not taking the hat off.
01:02Both of them.
01:04Both of them standing on that hill.
01:06Do you know, was it a sports hat?
01:07I don't know.
01:08We didn't even get that far into the conversation before I told her it was dumb.
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