Peep Show: Old Baywatch Lawyer

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a former attorney in Ohio that has been arrested for drug-related charges. Then, Lisa says it looks like she's wearing a Baywatch bikini top in her mugshot and that doesn't sit well with the rest of the show.

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00:00a former attorney in ohio has been arraigned and pleaded not guilty to permitting drug abuse at

00:14her home merody costanzo entered the guilty plea in warren municipal court in ohio this week

00:20a hearing is set for next week a warrant was issued and she was arrested after she

00:25failed to appear in court before this house her house is apparently where some overdoses have

00:33occurred at least four of them oh that's weird yeah they condemned her home drew due to deplorable

00:40conditions she was once a big attorney she has since though had her license revoked when she was

00:49convicted of trying to have her husband killed okay well she's got some stuff you know she was

00:53also accused of being part of a theft ring spanning three counties and she's pleaded guilty to

00:58receiving stolen property before this is her mug shot here she is oh no what's that she's is that

01:07a bra is just a bra or is that a top sort of halter top it's a like a bay watch

01:13stop that please stop do not describe it as a bay watch piece that's the worst bay watch i've ever

01:22please don't ever do that again you cannot cross those two strings

01:27i feel like her boobs would flop oh my god oh my god your honor this is my lawyer yes listen hello

01:43hello your honor starts every single court case out with this music let her walk in boom

01:49see oh my god i hired her that's her singing some people i wish i knew the words i wish i knew the words

02:03can you hear her sing that's a female

02:08people need to see her picture so you know if you can put this all together because it's

02:14oh my god oh lisa why'd you do that it's the first thing i thought of now i'm just picturing her

02:22out of my side

02:24i'll be ready i'll be ready whenever you need

02:33yeah thank you i'll be ready yeah no best lawyer i've ever had

02:41hey who wants to go od at my house

02:45i hear she's won more cases than any other lawyer in the courtroom

02:50yeah okay but how old is she it doesn't say her age in the story

02:55this is more than i've ever heard of this song

03:00she's got okay let's see what do you think how old do you think she is

03:09i mean she looks like she's in her 60s well i think she looks like she's 60 but no teeth

03:16yeah you know like i know a lot of 60 year olds who have a lot of teeth left

03:20early 50s

03:22early 50s because she's all cracked out right oh yeah yeah yes i think that that's what's

03:29gonna happen it'll be like her that's her that's from a previous arrest i think you're

03:33right 2017 oh no oh my god sat there that was before baywatch obsession so she was 59 yeah so

03:43she's in her mid 60s now yeah whoa she didn't yeah the like healthier picture of her is still pretty

03:49crazy she's into she's into doing something that's making her quite skinny though yeah and i feel like

03:57that outfit is signs that she might be a prostitute oh wow imagine you're living life as a big powerful

04:03attorney i tell you how your life goes wow i'm hoping one day i don't have to wear a bay watch outfit

04:11and uh turn tricks in my own crack house

04:15uh you can check out old bay watch lawyer on our twitter page twitter.com slash dave and chuck

04:24she's up there oh my god i can't even believe you've crossed those wires i know that is horrible

04:30now that's all i'm gonna see running down the beach bay watch to me her boobs i think would

04:34hit her in the face oh my god because they're so probably they're so low if they're even there

04:41anymore that's like the wish.com version of baywatch absolutely yeah yeah it's no good it's even worse

04:47i don't even know what's worse than that but it's worse anyway she's in a lot of trouble yeah this lady

04:54as you can imagine and you don't want her as your lawyer for sure

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