The Old Man Recap

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We live in the golden age of television and there's a new prestige drama, The Old Man. After losing in shuffleboard, a man seeks for revenge and an olive loaf… and maybe nice piece fruit.

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00:00Let's start watching The Old Man with Jeff Bridges.

00:03I heard great things about that, too.

00:05Okay, all right.

00:06It takes forever to piss.

00:08I think there's a...

00:09Tonight on The Old Man.

00:11It's taken a half hour to take one piss.

00:15Don't talk to me.

00:18You distract me from the other room.

00:20I want my pound cake and I want a cream soda.

00:25Now let me piss.

00:26The Old Man.

00:29Tonight.

00:31Uh, no, but...

00:32It's on FX.

00:33You can watch it, I believe, maybe on Hulu as well.

00:36But it's only, like, weekly episodes, so you can't...

00:38For the people who brought you The Old Woman.

00:41Dear God, I'm as dry as a desert.

00:46So, how many episodes?

00:48There's three episodes out now.

00:50Okay, and so they're just releasing them weekly?

00:52Yeah, I mean, because it's a network show.

00:55So, yeah.

00:57What is the...

00:58Just quickly.

00:58The conceit is that he is a retired, in-hiding, former CIA operative.

01:06Interesting.

01:06Spent time in Afghanistan during the Russian-Afghanistan war.

01:11Right.

01:11I think he thought he left the past behind, but revenge can't wait forever.

01:16Steve, what are you doing?

01:16What are you doing?

01:17Revenge can't wait forever, Keith.

01:19He thought he left the past behind, but revenge can't wait forever.

01:21I heard that.

01:22Yeah.

01:23I think I heard that, too.

01:24Steve...

01:24He also found out that in space, no one can hear you scream.

01:27Next week, they play shuffleboard.

01:28You're a stinking cheater.

01:31Yeah.

01:32You can't stand on the board.

01:36It's a footfall.

01:38All right.

01:39Moving on to a couple other quick things.

01:42Eva Mendes requested a special...

01:43Who ate my olive loaf?

01:45Oh, my God.

01:46Who ate your what?

01:47Olive loaf.

01:48Episode four.

01:50Olive loaf.

01:52Eva Mendes.

01:53I wanted to ask you, is it time to throw out this baking soda in there?

01:58Episode six.

02:03It's a heavy drama, man.

02:06Why do you keep the tissues rolled up in your sleeve?

02:09Episode seven.

02:12Steve.

02:14Episode eight is nice piece fruit.

02:16I want nice piece fruit.

02:18Something nice, not too tart.

02:21It makes it...

02:21I get the toots.

02:28We just went through all the episodes.

02:31It's great.

02:31Nice piece of fruit.

02:32Nice piece fruit.

02:32You and me.

02:46You and I don't know.

02:47I don't know.

02:48You and I don't know.

02:49I from God.

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