We Hate Bugs

Beasley Digital

4 months ago

We Hate Bugs

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00:00I got a text this morning from my wife at 1 a.m.

00:04Hey, when you get up, help please.

00:05I trapped a scorpion under a cup in the pantry.

00:08Yeah.

00:09You know, and it's just like, I'm not, listen, I'm not saying, no, you do it yourself.

00:13But like, as a society, especially living here.

00:15But do it yourself?

00:16No, but like here, like you should know how to do this at this point.

00:19If you can get it under the cup, that's the toughest part.

00:22That's not the point.

00:22She not only had the cup over it, she put a can of beans on top.

00:27You have to.

00:28No.

00:28Yes, you do.

00:29They can go, they flatten out as thin as a credit card.

00:33That's how they get in things.

00:34But it was against a tile.

00:36Like you can't, I don't know.

00:37So is your door and they still get in.

00:39So is your window and they still get in.

00:40It doesn't matter.

00:41They will get through anything.

00:41My doors are wide open.

00:42I hate them.

00:43I hate them.

00:44I know how.

00:47I just will not, will not do that.

00:52We had scorpions in our last house and I would put cones around and or shoes around pointing

00:57to said scorpion that needed to be picked up the next morning for my husband.

01:01Your biggest bug story.

01:03Text, call 702-597-1027.

01:06I was bit by a brown recluse.

01:08No way.

01:10That's supposedly deadly.

01:12True story.

01:12When did that happen?

01:13This happened, it was before I had Jaden.

01:17So over 14 years ago, but it was here and I had like a little red dot on my leg and it

01:23was like, I knew it was there.

01:25Yeah.

01:25Didn't think anything of it.

01:26Went to bed, woke up the next morning and when I put my feet on the floor, I, there was

01:31like, I fell down because my leg was so poisoned.

01:37Crazy, right?

01:38Old gangrene leg.

01:39Yeah.

01:40So, so crazy.

01:41So I went to quick care and talk about doing things by yourself.

01:45I was 21 years old and I made my mom go with me.

01:48I was like, mom, my leg, oh my God, they're going to have to amputate.

01:51This is terrible.

01:52So they go in, they had to like get all of the poison out of my leg and it was absolutely

01:58disgusting.

02:00And I still have the scar on my leg, but it's, I mean, it's just like a, see that dot right

02:07there?

02:08Oh, wow.

02:08Yeah.

02:09Okay.

02:09And it's like, there's like, it's nothing in it.

02:12It's gross.

02:12Yeah.

02:13So yeah, I was bit by a brown recluse.

02:15And you're not spider.

02:16And you want me to like kill, but you know, like occasionally like I'll, I'll play with

02:20Marsha.

02:21I'll be, you know, there'll be like a little, a little roach gets into the house or whatever

02:24that's kind of flattened.

02:25Don't tell me you chase her.

02:26No, the, the, the roach is dead.

02:28It's like literally on its back because our spray guy did the job.

02:32Don't tell me you chase her with the dead one.

02:33No, I don't.

02:34I just like, she's like, oh, are you, um, there's a bug there.

02:36I'm like, yeah, you're going to get it.

02:38Absolutely.

02:38No.

02:39And she's like, no, no, no.

02:40I'm like, just get some toilet paper, grab it and go.

02:42And she just freaks out.

02:43It's just the funniest thing.

02:44I have, so Jayden's 14 and like if Patrick is out of town or something, Jayden will get

02:52bugged.

02:52I will not.

02:54Jayden's been doing it for me since he was probably six or seven.

02:58I will not do it.

03:00So you would rather your son at seven years old risk his life.

03:04Risk his life.

03:05See, it's dangerous business.

03:06Somebody's got to do it.

03:07Let the kid do it.

03:08Be a man.

03:09Okay.

03:10Now there was, do you remember when your girlfriend Beyonce did the halftime show at the Super Bowl?

03:15Okay.

03:15I will never forget it.

03:15It was a great show.

03:17That's when she announced the tour?

03:18I did not see it.

03:19Wow.

03:20You should take a peek.

03:21Well, no, here's the deal.

03:22I was downstairs.

03:23Somebody, we had people over for a Super Bowl party and somebody was like, um, there's a

03:28spider on the wall in your, in your guest bedroom, bathroom down there.

03:32So I looked there and it's not a spider.

03:35It's the fricking spider from Spider-Man.

03:37It's that one with the thing on the back and stuff like that.

03:40Like that thing will kill.

03:42So now.

03:43What do they call it?

03:43Black Widow?

03:44Black Widow spider.

03:45So Beyonce's playing upstairs.

03:48I am on the other side of the wall.

03:50I get the shot vac and I just, and I just go around the corner with the hose and I go.

03:58Yeah.

03:58And I get him.

03:59But now I now have a spider in my vacuum.

04:02I know.

04:02You have to throw it out.

04:03So she's doing crazy in love on the stage.

04:06I am in my street with the tube of my vacuum.

04:13And.

04:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:14Trying to get it out.

04:15Just trying to get it out.

04:16I couldn't find anything.

04:17I think he evaporated.

04:19Either that.

04:19Oh my God.

04:19Or he's still in the house.

04:20Oh my God.

04:21Yeah.

04:22So bad.

04:23You have to.

04:24At that point, the vacuum is sacrificed.

04:27See you later.

04:28With fire.

04:29With fire.

04:30What?

04:30I don't know.

04:31I don't know.

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