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Weddings Where You Know It Won't Last

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00:00There was one time I went to a wedding, and this is for my ex-girlfriend.
00:05My ex-girlfriend, her name was Michelle.
00:09It is Michelle, she's still alive.
00:11Michelle, I met her on the party line.
00:14What was that?
00:15Do you remember on the party line?
00:16I don't think so.
00:17Okay, so it was this thing where you would call a phone number,
00:21and then you would be in a phone chat room.
00:24Really? Like what year?
00:26This is like 2000.
00:292000?
00:29Really?
00:30Yeah, man.
00:30Interesting. Okay, very cool.
00:32Met her on the party line.
00:35She was my first.
00:36Very exciting.
00:37And then, you know, that didn't work out, but we remained friends.
00:41So here we are, fast forward several years later,
00:43and she is now getting married in the function hall of a steakhouse.
00:48And she invites me there because she doesn't have a ton of friends
00:50because, of course, she was on the party line.
00:52So I go to this wedding, and I am there trying to show support.
00:56And they are having their first dance.
00:59She is with her husband, hand in hand, hands on the hips, on the shoulders,
01:06the whole thing.
01:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07And the uncle of her comes around, puts his arm around me.
01:11I've never met this man in my life.
01:14And he said to me, I heard you used to be with Michelle, huh?
01:17Interesting.
01:18You dodged a bullet.
01:19Oh, my gosh.
01:21No way.
01:23I swear.
01:24Oh, my gosh.
01:26That's crazy.
01:27Yeah, man.
01:29The wedding that I was at, I felt terrible because the bride's mom said,
01:38I hope this lasts.
01:40Oh, boy.
01:42And I'm like, oh, no.
01:42That's not very nice to say.
01:44Like, positive vibes here.
01:46This happens a lot.
01:46Mother of the bride.
01:47You would think this is a one-off, but I've been to at least three or four weddings
01:51where I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:54Yikes.
01:54I don't know.
01:55But don't you ever really think, and I'm not even kidding,
01:57when you're, like, at a wedding and you're like, ah, God, he could do better
02:00or she could really do better or he's not nice to her or she's not nice to him.
02:04Like, you see, and you're, like, judging them up there as they're, like,
02:07the happiest day of their life.
02:08And you're like, oh, gosh.
02:09It really is brutal.
02:10And, like, you know, and we've all been to the same wedding about 900 times, too.
02:14And we could get into the conversation about, like, the cost of weddings.
02:17It's a whole other topic.
02:18But, yeah, man, there was just, there was one in particular.
02:21Like, I am, you know, I'm in the party.
02:23And, like, the people next to me are like, I don't know.
02:27And I'm like, wait a second.
02:28It's like, they're right over there, you know.
02:30I don't know.
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