- 11 months ago
Yuck Face makes his debut on the MJ Morning Show! Hear his new hit song, "I Prefer Meth" with the help of samples from Roxanne.
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00:00Stop it! Stop it!
00:07We're shaking my heart!
00:10We're shaking my heart!
00:14Ladies and gentlemen, it is 8.12 on the MJ Morning Show, and it is time!
00:23Attention please. If dancing is not your thing, please step aside.
00:30The next DJ act will take you to another level of happiness.
00:36In 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:49Yuck Face.
00:54MJ, I have no idea what this is.
00:56This is the intro for...
01:00Shut up. Shut up.
01:02Oh my God.
01:04All right, hold on. Oh my God.
01:06Froggy has just walked...
01:07How's it going, mate? How's it going?
01:10Froggy has just walked in as DJ Yuck Face.
01:14Nice to be here. My name is DJ Yuck Face.
01:17And Froggy has a black wig covering his whole face.
01:23Let me get my son's specs on.
01:24I can't play without my son's specs.
01:29So, DJ Yuck Face, Froggy's new act is...
01:33It's good to be here, Ben. It's good to be here in America.
01:35Is British, and you're from Manchester, right?
01:38That's right. I'm from Manchester. Go United. Go Red.
01:41Man, you...
01:42Glory, glory, man, United.
01:45Who's this fat mess?
01:48Don't kick my keys.
01:50I'll kick your keyboard.
01:51Don't kick my keys.
01:52All right, Fester, don't kick his keyboard.
01:54What are you doing, bro?
01:54Yuck Face has attitude.
01:56What are you doing, mate?
01:57What are you thinking?
01:58What are you thinking?
01:59Kick my keys.
01:59I'll kick it.
02:00I'll kick it.
02:00Hey, stop kicking his keyboard.
02:02I'll kick it.
02:02Fester, stop kicking DJ Yuck Face's keyboard.
02:05Sorry.
02:06All right.
02:06I don't think it's working now.
02:07I love Yuck Face's logo.
02:09Hold on.
02:10Is he his logo on his shirt?
02:11Let me hear it. Is it playing?
02:12Let's see.
02:13Oh, yeah.
02:14I'm going to need you to feed in the samples into my machine here.
02:18All right. Are we ready?
02:19Could you give me a feed?
02:20Feed me in some of the samples.
02:22I'm going to do this live.
02:24Yeah.
02:25All right.
02:25You ready?
02:26I'm ready.
02:27Ladies and gentlemen, DJ Yuck Face.
02:29Let's go, mate.
02:30Shaking.
02:31Shaking.
02:33Shaking.
02:35Rooks and shaking.
02:37I prefer math.
02:40You are for some weird people.
02:43I prefer math.
02:45You are for some weird people.
02:47Frank it up, mate.
02:48Put your hands in the air.
02:50You are for some weird people.
02:52I prefer math.
02:53You are for some weird people.
02:56I love the way.
02:59Here we go.
03:01I love the way.
03:04I love the way.
03:06Dude.
03:07Hey, stop it.
03:11Dude, stop it.
03:13Dude, stop.
03:15You're going.
03:18Stop it.
03:19Stop.
03:23We're shaking, mate.
03:24Hold on.
03:25We're shaking, mate.
03:27Hold on.
03:28We're shaking, mate.
03:29Hold on.
03:30We have to explain what just happened.
03:31Shut up.
03:32God.
03:32Shut up, mate.
03:33Turn it up.
03:34MJ, Froggy just doused the entire radio studio.
03:37Silly string.
03:38Oh, my God.
03:41Here we go.
03:43This smells rancid.
03:45Break it up.
03:45Here we go.
03:47Froggy has just doused the whole studio with silly string.
03:52Break it up, DJ.
03:53Break it up, mate.
03:56It's not even the real silly string.
03:58Stop spraying the silly string.
04:02Knock it off.
04:04All right.
04:05Just, hey.
04:06Stop the whole thing.
04:07All right.
04:07Stop the whole thing.
04:08I'm almost done, mate.
04:08All right.
04:09Just shut it off.
04:10What happened to my machine?
04:11You're going to knock us off the air, you moron.
04:13All right.
04:13What happened to my bloody machine?
04:14All right.
04:15Look, MJ, there's silly string hanging from the lights behind you.
04:18What happened to my bloody machine, mate?
04:21There's silly string on my coffee.
04:22All over.
04:23Dude, you've got silly string.
04:25You know what?
04:26It's not real silly string.
04:27This is some knockoff off-brand, and it's more liquefied.
04:31Oh, I thought you touched it.
04:32It melts.
04:33And it's all in the equipment.
04:35These were supposed to be baby horns.
04:37I've got silly string in all of the...
04:40Are we still on the air?
04:41We are, but...
04:42I can't believe you stopped my song mid-track.
04:44Dude, you...
04:46Froggy, you just sprayed...
04:47Who's Froggy?
04:47Who is Froggy, mate?
04:49Okay.
04:50Damn it.
04:50You got it.
04:51DJ Yuckface, you're going to be cleaning the studio for hours.
04:55No, listen.
04:55The whole studio is covered with this...
04:58You guys ruined my song.
05:00MJ, you got some on your head.
05:02Yeah, it's in my head.
05:03In your hair.
05:04It's the listeners.
05:05They probably want to hear the rest of the song.
05:07It's on the cameras.
05:09You ruined it.
05:10Damn it.
05:11Oh, my God.
05:12My machine doesn't...
05:14Oh, it works.
05:15It works.
05:16All right.
05:17Froggy, dude.
05:18I don't even know what to...
05:19I don't know who Froggy is, mate.
05:21This whole room has silly string everywhere.
05:23My name is DJ Yuckface.
05:25This stuff stinks like it's like some putrid chemical.
05:28Yeah, I think it does have poison in it.
05:30It does smell a little bit.
05:31This is what Union Carbide did to Bo Paul.
05:35So, when I was at Walmart yesterday, this was the cheapest of the silly strings.
05:40This is off-brand menace string.
05:42First of all, it reeks...
05:44It smells like a caustic cancer-causing chemical.
05:47I think it's used dental floss.
05:49What about my song?
05:51Dude, it's over.
05:53You've just...
05:53I mean...
05:54No, no.
05:55Dude, I worked on that song tirelessly.
05:57Okay.
05:58You better put it on the internet at least.
06:00All right.
06:01Dude, you've ruined my...
06:02I'm getting texts right now.
06:04I want to hear the rest of the song, Yuckface.
06:06Yeah, we are getting a lot of texts like that.
06:07People want to hear the rest...
06:08Read the text out.
06:10Okay.
06:10This is a bunch of...
06:11Yuckface.
06:11This doesn't happen in Manchester.
06:14Yuckface.
06:14This doesn't happen in England.
06:16Yuckface, listen.
06:17We just need a couple of seconds to regroup here because you just trashed the entire studio.
06:21Well, there's string and there's liquid inside the control room.
06:25There's no liquid in silly string, mate.
06:27You've got the crap inside the little faders that make the audio go up and down here.
06:32That's...
06:32All right.
06:34You know, knock us off the air here.
06:36I'm picking out stuff all over the place.
06:38I don't see how we clean the studio up in...
06:40My name is Yuckface, by the way.
06:43Yeah.
06:43Now we have Yuckface.
06:44I'm going to put that online.
06:46All right?
06:47All right?
06:48You know what?
06:48Even though the song ridiculed me, I like it, kind of.
06:52There was a minute left in the song.
06:54What was left on the song?
06:55Oh, my God.
06:56A bunch of banging drops and banging hits, mate.
07:00Why do I sound Australian?
07:01MJ, you know what the kick in the head is?
07:03What?
07:03The song is about Roxanne and virtually none of the silly string made it to Roxanne.
07:08I'm not going to ruin her lovely hair.
07:09I eclipsed her.
07:11Yeah, you did.
07:12I took the breath of it.
07:12Jupiter took it.
07:13Look at many people calling up saying, play the rest of Yuckface's song.
07:18Look at this.
07:19Yeah, we are getting a lot of those.
07:20Coop, can you fast forward it?
07:22I don't want to play them all...
07:23You know what?
07:24I don't want to play anymore.
07:25Can you fast forward it to...
07:26I have MJ Buzzkill.
07:28Let him finish.
07:28He's the rest of the song.
07:30I shut the song off with a minute and 10 seconds left.
07:33Can you play the last minute and 10 seconds, Coop?
07:36Yeah, let me pull it up.
07:37Did you get it from the first breakdown?
07:39You guys are ruining my...
07:40I'm never going to make it in America.
07:42This is American debut.
07:44Dude, you better clean this crap up, Froggy.
07:47I just got the roadies for that.
07:48And you didn't use high quality silly string.
07:51We have roadies?
07:52You didn't use the name brand stuff.
07:54You used some off-brand Chinese crap that I'm probably getting cancer right now from this stuff.
07:59But all Americans is much of their bitches.
08:02Who's that character from the Addams Family with the hair?
08:04Uncle Fester.
08:05Oh, that's Uncle Fester.
08:06Oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry.
08:07No, without the hair.
08:08No, no.
08:08It's Cousin It.
08:09Cousin It.
08:10That's what Froggy looks like with the hair in front of his face.
08:13Who is this buffoon calling me Froggy again?
08:15Listen, I got to move on.
08:16Do you have the last minute and 10 seconds?
08:18I do, yeah.
08:18All right, folks, I'm sorry.
08:20Here's the last minute and 10 seconds of Froggy's DJ Yuck Face.
08:23Go.
08:23Go.
08:25Shaking.
08:28Shaking.
08:29Go.
08:31Shaking.
08:33I prefer math.
08:34I prefer math.
08:35I prefer math.
08:37I prefer math.
08:39Math, math, math, math.
08:55Stop!
08:56stop it
08:59he just hosed me again
09:03I want nothing to do with this
09:07I want nothing
09:12this is awful
09:13get in the camera
09:17is this crap over yet
09:19how much is left
09:21this is all 13 seconds
09:23this is really bad
09:25he just sprayed me again
09:28DJ yuck face
09:37my name is DJ yuck face
09:38I'd like to add an F to that
09:40I just got Roxanne with some silly string
09:43alright
09:43what'd you call me?
09:45yeah DJ
09:45look at this string hanging from the ceiling
09:51this whole studio is trash
09:52it looks like a stalactite
09:55it does
09:56or is it a stalagmite
09:58alright Fester
09:58can you get some additional video
10:00of what for all
10:01you're going to have to shoot some of this
10:02oh man
10:02because our stationary cameras
10:05for MJTV
10:06do not really capture
10:08the absolute destruction
10:10of this studio
10:11that was a fantastic performance
10:13thanks for letting me play live
10:15I really appreciate it
10:16let me get my
10:16what was that?
10:19I just dropped my
10:20bloody keyboard
10:21was that the keyboard?
10:26I think it's bloody broken
10:29he dropped his keyboard
10:31on the ground
10:31son of a
10:32alright stop
10:33alright Froggy stop
10:34thanks for letting me play guys
10:36it's been fun
10:37my name is DJ yuck face
10:38next song
10:39next baby
10:39next week I can do a song about Festa
10:40alright listen
10:41Froggy
10:43if you
10:44with smoke bombs
10:44hey Froggy
10:45if you think
10:46you're blowing out of here
10:47at 955
10:48and by
10:49Froggy's got a meeting
10:51and by 956
10:52if you think
10:53you're going to be
10:53on the Howard Franklin
10:54back to Carol Wood
10:55Froggy's got a meeting
10:55yeah
10:56you're going to be
10:57cleaning up the studio
10:58until like
10:58probably 2 o'clock
10:59this afternoon
11:00you better call Kim
11:01and tell her
11:02you're not coming home
11:03this place is a disaster
11:04and you're cleaning up
11:06the flippin' studio
11:07we need zero rest
11:08anybody who wants that song
11:09just message me
11:10I don't have an email
11:12but
11:13yuckface.com
11:16yuckface.com
11:19it is .com here
11:20it's not .uk
11:21you can go there
11:22.co.uk.co
11:25or whatever it is
11:26on second thought
11:27don't go to yuckface.com
11:28we don't know what's there
11:29we don't know what's there
11:30don't go there people
11:31thanks for having me guys
11:32yeah
11:32can you play maybe my outro
11:34I'm not playing any outro
11:37no
11:38attention please
11:39goodbye
11:40yuckface is out
11:42yuckface is out
11:44drop my bloody piano
11:47stop it
11:48I'm dropping this bloody thing
11:50alright
11:51have a good one
11:52alright goodbye
11:52he's a mess
11:53goodbye
11:54what a mess
11:55seriously this studio is trash
11:58this place is disaster zone
12:01alright
12:02you keep
12:02but you know what MJ
12:03you keep saying it
12:04you keep saying
12:04the studio just needs to go
12:06I think we just sent it somewhere
12:07with all the silly strings
12:08I had to pick up
12:09look at this
12:10I had to pick up
12:10all of the
12:11the string was all
12:13inside of
12:14the control board
12:15here and everything
12:16which
12:17listen
12:18I'd love to beat this thing
12:19with a sledgehammer anyway
12:20because
12:21it's
12:22ten years past
12:23its prime anyway
12:24but
12:25alright
12:26that was something
12:27that was something
12:27oh my god
12:29hey what'd you guys think
12:29of yuckface
12:30oh yeah
12:31hair froggy
12:32how you doing
12:32just came back
12:33oh you missed yuckface huh
12:35I don't know what you're doing
12:36yeah he's wearing
12:37his yuckface shirt still
12:39hey alright
12:40moving along
12:40how about that yuck huh
12:41sorry
12:42I'll just wait
12:42I'll give you that
12:45when I left
12:46the string
12:47you
12:48can
12:49I'll show you
12:49I'll show you
12:50on the
12:50one
12:50I'll show you
12:51the string
12:52so
12:52you
12:53you
12:53you
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