00:00All right, Roxanne, get in the mood.
00:02Froggy, did you bring the Coke?
00:05All right.
00:06All right, let me chop your line up, Rox.
00:09All right, you're up.
00:10Roxanne, what's all that white powder
00:11under your nose over there?
00:15Who's going to explain Dance Face?
00:17I can explain it.
00:17All right, Roxanne, go.
00:19This is how I started thinking about it.
00:20The other day I was dancing for my kids
00:22and they're looking at me like I'm a creep.
00:23And I'm like, I know I still have good moves.
00:25What is the problem?
00:27And then I looked at myself in the mirror
00:29and I'm like, I make stupid faces when I dance.
00:32And I know I didn't used to be that way.
00:34So then that's why I brought it up to Coop.
00:36I'm like, Coop, you're still in the club scene.
00:37You're still out and about.
00:38He is?
00:39Coop goes to clubs?
00:42Really?
00:43So I wanted to know if he feels the same angst.
00:46Like, what is my problem?
00:47Do I feel like I'm too far removed from the club scene?
00:51I don't know how to make a good, sexy Dance Face anymore.
00:53It's not authentic.
00:54It's just like, I legit know I shouldn't be there.
00:56So I'm awkward when I make a Dance Face.
00:58Like, what, how do you do it?
00:59So the point is, Dance Face occurs.
01:03It's affecting men.
01:05It's affecting women.
01:07However you identify.
01:09Dance Face is when you're dancing.
01:11You could be at a club.
01:13You could be at a reception.
01:14You could be at a party.
01:16Dance Face is when you're on the dance floor and you're dancing.
01:18And it's kind of an uncomfortable, weird face that you make when you're dancing.
01:26And Coop, you've got a variety of dance faces.
01:29Well, I mean, let's say you're in the club.
01:31Right.
01:31And Roxanne, I'll have you kind of like demonstrate this when I play the songs.
01:35Okay.
01:35And then you show your dance face.
01:36Because everybody's dance face is kind of different, you know?
01:38Like, some people, you know, their lips kind of come down and they look kind of...
01:42Yeah, the jaw hang.
01:43Yeah, you know, you get the jaw hang.
01:45Like this.
01:46What the heck?
01:47Yeah, exactly.
01:48Okay, that's good.
01:49You know, cut up.
01:49See?
01:50You know, the droopy dog dance face.
01:53I guess I would be a notorious white man overbite.
01:57Oh, you do the overbite.
01:58No, you'd be like the chipmunk with all the food stored in your jowls.
02:04Okay.
02:05You know?
02:06Is everything a fat joke?
02:08No.
02:08I mean, is everything a fat?
02:10I mean, it's literally everything.
02:12All right.
02:12So, Roxanne, can you give me some of your dance faces?
02:15Yeah, I need some music.
02:16All right.
02:16Here we go.
02:16All right.
02:17I got to get serious and I got to, like, get there.
02:18What are we dancing to?
02:19By the way, this is on MJTV and the entire show is now streamed.
02:25So, you can watch us.
02:26MJTV is now cover to cover, starting at 6 a.m. when we start the show until we end near 10 a.m. every morning.
02:33The entire show is live, online, total video in the studio, wall to wall on us.
02:41And then, of course, you can watch the replay later, right?
02:44Yeah, it goes up after the show wraps up.
02:46You can watch the whole show.
02:47You can watch the replay.
02:49Plus, we also do little chunks of good portions of the program as well.
02:52So, Roxanne, you're going to give us dance faces?
02:54Yes.
02:54And I don't know what music he's going to play.
02:56You've got, like, club music?
02:57Yeah, yeah.
02:58You're in the club.
02:59Roxanne, you're going to pretend you're in the club.
03:01Okay.
03:01Why don't you play?
03:02And it's dance face.
03:05Little John.
03:06Yeah, just wait.
03:07Little John?
03:07Just wait.
03:08Little John.
03:10Oh, my God.
03:11I was right.
03:11In the club.
03:13All right.
03:13All right.
03:14Roxanne, get in the mood.
03:15Okay.
03:16Froggy, did you bring the Coke?
03:17All right.
03:20All right.
03:21Let me chop your line up, Rox.
03:23All right.
03:23You're up.
03:23Roxanne, what's all that white powder under your nose over there?
03:26Let go.
03:27Come on.
03:28Here, give her this molly.
03:29Totally different face.
03:30All right.
03:31Totally different face.
03:31All right.
03:32All right.
03:32All right.
03:32All right.
03:32Let me put this under your tongue.
03:33All right.
03:33All right.
03:34Roxanne, hold on.
03:34Roxanne's doing the dance face now.
03:36Look at that.
03:37All right.
03:37Oh, she's scrunchy.
03:38What is that?
03:38What is that?
03:39She's duck face.
03:40You know what?
03:41I don't know how to do it anymore.
03:41It's scrunchy face.
03:43You're doing scrunchy face, and like your lips are getting all pursed together, and yeah.
03:48If a scrunchy duck had a seizure, that's what Roxanne's doing right now.
03:54Right?
03:54Don't go around to do your face.
03:56Hold on.
03:56Let me get into it again.
03:57She said, baby, let's go.
04:02Oh, look.
04:03And now she's pretending to sing the song.
04:06No.
04:06Now it looks like she's been poisoned by some nerve agent from Vladimir Putin.
04:11Yes.
04:12That's what it looks like.
04:14Jin Kung Un's brother in here.
04:17What did you say?
04:19What's his name?
04:20What?
04:20Kim Jong Un.
04:22Remember, he would have those women, like, go up behind guys and just smother him with
04:25cloth, and they'd drop dead in the airport?
04:28That was Kim Jong Un, the dictator of North Korea.
04:33His brother.
04:33He had his half-brother assassinated, like, in a Malaysian airport or something, and the
04:40girls were talked into.
04:42It was a prank show.
04:43They thought they were on a TV prank show, and they were supposed to go up to this guy
04:47and put something in his face?
04:49All right, listen.
04:49It's going to be a great prank.
04:50Just rub it in his face.
04:51Is that one of the craziest assassination plots of all time?
04:54Hey, they get these two girls at an airport.
04:57Hey, you want to be on a TV prank show?
04:59And they go up to Kim Jong Un's half-brother, and they assassinate him by putting a poison
05:05on his face.
05:05All right.
05:06And they think they're on some hidden camera show.
05:08What other radio morning show can go from dancing duck face to North Korean assassination
05:14plots in, like, 10 seconds?
05:17All right.
05:17I want to see more dance face.
05:19All right.
05:19We got more music.
05:20All right, so everybody, when you pull over, you get to a safe spot, you have to go to
05:24MJTV, mjmorningshow.com, and see the video of this.
05:27It'll be up by noon.
05:28And then also practice your dance face in the car right now, because it is hard to do.
05:33So dance face, again, is the weird faces that people make when they're on the dance floor.
05:39Mm-hmm.
05:40And I think people do it consciously in the sense that they need to do something with their
05:46face, because they think that people are looking at them.
05:50Yeah.
05:50When you're dancing-
05:50It's not like you can just have a resting bitch face.
05:53Yeah.
05:53I can show you.
05:54Kim thinks I have a weird face when I dance.
05:55Let's see it.
05:56All right.
05:57What does your face look like?
05:58It's just, like, a smile that I do.
05:59Hey, ready?
06:00All right.
06:00Let me see yours.
06:05Oh, that's really-
06:06That's really-
06:07That's creepy.
06:08Really creepy.
06:09That's-
06:10And you're all herking and jerking all right.
06:13You look like Jason Sudeikis.
06:15All you need is a red Adidas track suit, like in What's Up With Dad on Saturday Night
06:20Live.
06:21All right.
06:22Oh, now Fester and Froggy.
06:25Hey, what is-
06:25Is this a good face?
06:26Are you grinding on Fester right now?
06:28Yes, he is.
06:28Yes, he is.
06:29Oh, my God.
06:30This is horrific.
06:31This is horrible.
06:31Is that a roll of pennies in your pocket?
06:32Turn around.
06:34Oh, God.
06:35I've never seen Fester look so happy.
06:36It's a roll of dimes.
06:37But I do this weird smile.
06:38I can't stop smiling.
06:40So that's dance face, folks.
06:41And now that we've described-
06:43Look at people.
06:44When you see people dance, whether it's in a club, whether it's at a reception, a wedding,
06:49a party, watch people and the face they make when they dance.
06:54But Coop has a good one.
06:55All right.
06:55What is this one?
06:56Oh, God.
06:56No, I don't-
06:56No, his face.
06:57Do your face.
06:58My face?
06:59Yeah.
07:00And hold on.
07:01Stop, stop, stop, stop.
07:01Do we need to have you start the music and then run in here?
07:05Start the music, Coop, and come to my microphone.
07:07All right, start the music, then come in here, and you're going to have to put the camera on Fester's mic, okay?
07:14All right, here we go.
07:15All right, come on.
07:16Oh, there we go.
07:16All right, okay.
07:17Go, Coopie.
07:18Go, Coopie.
07:19All right, so Coop's coming in, and he's going to do the dance face in the MJ TV camera.
07:24Ew.
07:25You just kind of, you pull your mouth down, and you're like, ugh.
07:30Like that?
07:31Ew.
07:31And you kind of head bob, you know?
07:34Croaks.
07:35Lean back a little bit.
07:36That's my dance face.
07:37Now that we're highlighting this, look at him.
07:39What a buffoon.
07:41My smile face is better than that.
07:43Now that we're highlighting this, it's really creepy.
07:45Is it like this?
07:46It's creepy stuff.
07:48Yeah, Roxanne, try it.
07:49I think it's good.
07:50I think it's the way that most people should do it.
07:51I've seen it a lot.
07:53Check, check.
07:53Yeah, Fester, you're on.
07:56All right, Coop, look at my camera monitor.
07:59You're not even in screen, Coop.
08:01Look at my camera monitor.
08:03His camera.
08:03You got to do that.
08:04Do your dance.
08:05Do your creepy dance.
08:06Yeah, there you go.
08:08You just pull down your mouth.
08:11All right, so now, folks, you're never going to be able to watch people dance again in a dance
08:16scenario without zoning in on dance face.
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