Peep Show: Nasty Fingernail Couch

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a couple in Ireland who bought a used couch and discovered a nasty collection of fingernails underneath the cushions.

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00:00okay this is by far the grossest story of the day you know we've looked at some crazy horrible

00:08things through the years on the show but very few of them made me react the way i reacted when i

00:14saw this oh i'll say that okay and i guess there are people out there that use their sofas as

00:20trash cans because this is a nasty what do you mean a 28 year old woman in ireland named jess

00:27taylor recently bought a used couch with her boyfriend because their dog had ruined their

00:32old one they didn't want anything too nice because they knew it was just going to get trashed again

00:36yeah so they were just looking for a used one they ended up with a tan and brown two-seater

00:42that fit the bone they didn't find out what came with the couch until the first time they lost their

00:50remote oh god you didn't clean it poop what's in the couch what's in the couch well it can't be poop

01:00because you'd smell that um this was so disgusting it'll give it away i won't this was so disgusting

01:08like it made my i wanted to puke when i was posting this up at the website

01:12great what's in the couch baby diapers no you'd smell it right yeah that's what i'm thinking but

01:21if it was really old and it's not condoms is it oh god no this would smell i'll say that vomit

01:30girl's hygiene products oh my god no are we guessing worse than what it is um i don't know

01:39it's gross i feel like on paper what your guys guesses are worse but when you when you see this

01:46picture that dave's about to show you make sure you got a puke bucket nearby oh man q-tips when he

01:53was looking for the remote that's a boogers oh and felt something weird he pulled his hand back out

02:01and realized he was holding an entire handful of fingernails

02:08oh that's turns out the couch was filled with thousands of nail clippings and plenty of toenails

02:18too okay you ready yeah the picture if you dare is up at daveandchuckthefreak.com

02:27was it a communal oh man those are some full those are some nice bitten off ones

02:38there's so many they're the full nail and all like the dander and the dirt and the candy wrappers and

02:45all like it looks like no that's there it's just so gross like so gross i like you could how could

02:51you buy the couch when you move the cush like the couch the cushions listen if i'm gonna buy a couch

02:57don't you push down on that part and take a gander in there like in between like where yeah you know

03:05you know where it's at least so when your cushions are on your couch and on the side yeah the sides and

03:10the back where it can fall down fall deep in fall deep in so someone just bites their nails and then

03:17sticks them down in there it's got to be like multiple people's nails like this yeah there's

03:21so many family of nail biters that was just yeah there's the couch and honestly how would how would

03:27you ever guess it looks clean they sat on this couch for how long before they found this she says

03:33the first thing they did was start gagging oh god uh but their troopers they did decide to keep it

03:38they vacuumed the rest of the stuff out you burn that she said there were so many fingernails and

03:43toenails it sounded like she was vacuuming up uncooked rice yep get rid of that how can you even

03:50psychologically sit and enjoy your tv in the toenail couch in the toenail couch and you know you didn't

03:56get it all yeah there's no way it's impossible to get it all so you know it's still all down in

04:01there and there's nails and like that's just what came out how much is left dude i don't know

04:09i guess i'd flip the couch right over and see oh god i don't know why you're not throwing it out i

04:16just throw it out i would just i would pull it i'd tear it all down new like cheap furniture store

04:23yeah you're right clearance yep blemish something you honestly you can you can go to like the bargain

04:29place yep they've even got a back room value town or whatever get on down to value town that's it

04:37yeah they tell you some cheap ass crap but at least there's no toenails in it walk to the back

04:42find the one that was oops we dropped that one andy yes go ahead so i was a i was at a buddy's

04:52house a couple a little while back and i sat down on his couch and i noticed that there was

04:58something underneath me and as soon as i went back to feel it i ended up pulling out like a four

05:03month old taco from taco bell and it was full of mold a four month old taco yes it just fell down

05:10there oh how do you lose a taco well drunk yeah you're just really fat i mean i can't keep drinking

05:19the milk uh you can't keep track of your tacos i'll tell you one thing i can do is keep track of

05:26tacos i know exactly there's too many tacos and keep track of that that's true i mean if you're

05:30buying 30 did i eat 28 was it 27 someone said i found way more than toenails i found condoms black

05:38beans and more black beans that's a terrible store name condoms black beans and more

05:45everything that i want is there

05:48that's a niche store for sure it's too specific welcome to condoms black beans and more i take one

06:01of each uh ethan's in naples you bought a used couch yeah uh a few years ago me and my fiancee

06:10went and picked up a couch for this new place that we got and uh i mean it looked good at the store

06:15a little three-seater but uh we got back to the house and i like cleaning stuff that we get that's

06:19used i started tearing the cushions apart and going inside it i found maybe 50 to 100 used condoms

06:25man because they were crusty and the word the worst part about it is though uh when i first

06:37realized what it was i had a handful in my hand like you don't yeah you don't know what it is at first

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