00:00you guys know without me even having to say the condiment that could lead to death it's gotta be
00:13i mean i know it i already know which one really i don't i think everyone in the world should know
00:18if one condiment could lead to death like think about that i think the most divisive it's the
00:25most divisive condiment in the world i think you're right it's the one i'm thinking of right
00:31mayonnaise it's mayonnaise yeah the world's most divisive condiment i would say it's it can be
00:37revolting or it can make people's lives really full of wonder exactly and i feel like i wouldn't
00:43have guessed mayo what would you have picked i don't know the most is why the only thing that's
00:50i don't understand relish relish but i think mayo people have more harsh reactions
00:58to mayo okay can i tell you what even have to realize the truth of it relish hasn't really
01:04impacted my life like a lot of times i've been given something freaking mayonnaise has impacted
01:10my well this is it so i would get something and i'd be like you know what they put stuff on it
01:16and so there there'd be some ketchup there to let me down there'd be some mustard there to let me down
01:22yeah but on a lot of sandwiches the only thing that's on there that has let me down is mayo
01:29honestly you are the only people in my life that i've ever met in this room that are so passionate
01:36and hate mayo so much oh my god it's so i've never met people like you before i see what you're
01:40saying chuck like relish minds its business exactly the only time mayo's all over and mayo's just like
01:47mayo is like sneaking out there you got a sandwich what's up there yeah let me put myself on you is
01:53there a fast food item that comes with relish no you know what it always is it's always like a
01:59company lunch where they're like hey we got some sandwiches for everybody there's relish on no not
02:05relish no no no no i'm saying mayo i'm saying mayo like mayo comes up and jumps and bites you when
02:11like you think there's nothing on this oh no it's got no business in a lot of places it is i agree i'm
02:16getting sick of it sticking its mayo-y nose in everywhere yep well anyway anyway in iowa
02:21mayo led to a death good i figured that would happen there yep an iowa man has been sentenced to
02:30life behind bars think about it for the murder of a friend that he ran over with a pickup truck
02:38after a mayo prank gone wrong yeah but you know what you mayo pranked me what he put did you think
02:45you were gonna live something snuck it in yeah there was there was talk i don't think of this
02:50ever to do it to you oh yes there was someone wanted me to do it to you it wasn't me me and ken
02:55it wasn't me you know remember when you guys pranked me with the clown yeah well payback was
03:00supposed to be someone was going to bring in boston cream donuts but they actually would be filled
03:05with mayonnaise you know what would happen and i couldn't do it to you no because you're smart
03:09enough to know yeah that there's a different reaction that happens with me you'd be run over
03:13i definitely would take i definitely listen i definitely would take a few months off the show
03:21it's been i take a few months off i'll let you guys call it david come in i never even heard about
03:28this until just now no there was a few things that floated around i was like hell i shut that down
03:34immediately no way the front runner me and ken wanted his payback i would have thrown it in
03:39trying to we're trying to play you know fight fire with fire that's all yeah you scare the crap
03:43out of david the clown we're like that's kind of a nuclear option filling a donut with mayonnaise
03:47that's yeah don't you think because chuck's favorite for those that don't know is boston cream
03:51yeah they wanted to replace the cream with mayonnaise and have you like just because he could never
03:55trust cream again no how do you trust i'd never trust anything that comes in here
04:00man has mentioned that no donuts no donuts ever again and just think of how that might have
04:05changed his life in a positive way he's no longer it's true donut obsessed he would
04:08have been ripped he'd be all cut up he'd be the sexy i'll be honest that's the last thing this
04:13show needs is for me to be cut up and hot oh for god's sakes can you imagine his ego if he was
04:19cut up and hot mayo is the only condiment that's made me feel actual emotions though like i had a
04:24crab ring it's because of your your childhood right yeah it's an issue i gotta you know take it up in
04:29therapy yeah i do when you sit down you go this doesn't help i've got an issue that's we're not to
04:36the mayo part of my life yeah you know chopping down the layers i got you peel in the onion yeah
04:42i just like there's a lot of there's a lot of stuff before the mail that i gotta get to
04:46yeah okay now we can move on to mayonnaise it's on it's on there she's she knows that's probably
04:51gonna happen at some point i'm gonna have a whole hour of why why mayo makes me want to end it
04:57is it because of its semen-like qualities it's because when i was a kid my grandpa put it on
05:03everything and he would eat and he'd get it on his face and he was old and it was just like uh
05:08for you chuck where does it stem from do you know it just looks like the most terrible thing yeah like
05:14and i'm not having it like ketchup is gross to me yeah right yeah ketchup is gross but i would say
05:19if i had to rank them like not that i'm eating any of them right but if i had to rank them in grossness
05:25mayo's the grossest grossest and then mustard is second grossest there was and then ketchup
05:32place i went to that they had crab rangoons and to me crab rangoons have always been made with just
05:37cream cheese and the crab yeah i'm like what a great combo of things and then but i'm a cheap place
05:42right i went one place and i was reading it that what they had in it that said mayo after i'd eaten
05:47like one and i was like felt so lied to i felt so good no like i mean that's the thing it messed me
05:54up right it probably was good but once you found out there was mail in it it changed you were like
05:58disgusting oh god yeah i get it but yeah oh man i just i can't even believe the madness this place
06:05would have turned into oh my gosh that would have been so bad no like seriously it would have been
06:09no no i just would have thrown up right away like it would have been flashbacks for this audience
06:14immediately thrown up
06:15you
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