Floating on an Air Mattress.mp4

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was rescued from an Oklahoma lake after she was floating there on an air mattress for two days.

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00:00A woman in Oklahoma was just rescued after floating on an air mattress in Oklahoma Lake

00:13for two days, but it's not summer weather there, it's freezing.

00:19Why is she on?

00:20Why?

00:21I don't know, some reporter dressed as a ghost is going to wear us.

00:23Yeah, she's dressed like the chick from Star Wars Mon Moth.

00:26Star Wars?

00:28She's going to tell us all about it.

00:30We're here from KTRE-TV.

00:31Launch into hyperspace.

00:33Can we hear it, Chuck?

00:34Let's hear it if we can.

00:35Oh, yeah, let's hear it.

00:35Look at that.

00:36HP says it all started when a man and a woman were trying to use an air mattress as a raft

00:41to get out to a boat on Lake Texoma.

00:43Fast forward to yesterday, train conductor Christian Sosa and train engineer Justin Luster

00:48were on their normal train route from Medill to Irving, Texas, when they came across a

00:52woman flailing her arms and screaming for help holding an air mattress.

00:55She told them she had been floating on it for two days in Lake Texoma in this freezing weather.

01:03Well, naturally, we kind of just thought maybe she was delirious and really didn't know what

01:07really happened.

01:08And it wasn't until we got to the crossing where a hybrid woman had come and come out

01:15to come find out her story was accurate.

01:16You know, she had been floating on that air mattress for a solid day or two.

01:21She was like literally laying on the ground waving one arm, basically her left arm, the

01:27one that, you know, her arm wasn't stuck with her jacket and she was asking for help.

01:32Sosa says he approached the woman who told him she was separated from her significant

01:36other two days earlier on Lake Texoma.

01:39She had no recollection of time.

01:40She had said she'd been there for almost two days hiding under an air mattress.

01:46Luster and Sosa say the woman identified herself as Connie to them and they called 911 immediately.

01:52Oklahoma Highway Patrol says the woman started at Ranger Station and floated nearly two miles

01:57on an air mattress by herself before floating to land and finding her way to the railroad tracks.

02:01Where's the guy?

02:02So her stuff started like drifting away.

02:05So she tried to, I don't know, I guess, catch him.

02:07And before she knew it, she was on top of her air mattress and she was adrift and there

02:14was nothing she could do.

02:15And she ended up by the rocks.

02:16So he's dead.

02:17He's dead.

02:19And Bryan County EMS took her to the hospital to be treated.

02:22Oklahoma Highway Patrol say she started with the man at the lake, but he was able to get

02:26to shore and get to a house to stay warm.

02:28If it sounds like there's more to this story, OHP says there probably is and they're still

02:33working to get answers.

02:34So he got to shore and doesn't call anyone?

02:36And he didn't do anything.

02:37He let her float on an air mattress on a winter lake for two days?

02:41I get it.

02:42You're done.

02:43You're done.

02:44Right?

02:44Like, relationship over.

02:45Wow.

02:46Did she like fall asleep and then he pushed it out onto the lake?

02:49Is she trying to kill her?

02:50Maybe.

02:51It is wild that you could.

02:53Connie.

02:54That's the only way they would identify her.

02:55Connie, that's all we know about it.

02:56Connie, what did you get up to?

02:58They pushed me out to sea.

03:00Connie, no.

03:01Connie, are you frozen on half of your shot?

03:03Yeah, absolutely.

03:04It's been two days on this horrifying lake.

03:07You can't move like half of your body.

03:08Nope.

03:09Luckily, I'd store it up for the winter and I'm a pretty big girl.

03:13Yeah.

03:13It's amazing.

03:14There's no damage.

03:16It's like she kept an eternal body temperature somehow of 97 in the middle of this.

03:21I run hot.

03:22Yeah.

03:23I run hot.

03:24All the ice around her is melted.

03:26There was a fog report, I'm sure, the other day because all the ice that melted around me created all this fog.

03:32She put, we noticed it.

03:34Ahoy!

03:37Look at being a ship horn.

03:43Bastard, push me out to the middle of the lake.

03:45It's just very weird to be on a full bed mattress and floating up.

03:49It's almost like they were sleeping beside the lake or something and then he was like.

03:56Hey!

03:57Ahoy!

03:59I'm frozen solid to myself.

04:02The only wave with the one arm there.

04:06Just don't keep honking the horn.

04:07Somebody do something.

04:08There's some kind of sea monster, sir.

04:11I'm not a monster.

04:12Some kind of sea creature is down there.

04:16I'm a lady named Connie.

04:18Is it a mermaid?

04:20No, no.

04:21There's no chance this is a mermaid.

04:24Bummer.

04:25This is like a thing that eats mermaids.

04:27I'm a potential murder victim.

04:29Oklahoma, I'm a mermaid eater.

04:32I can't, I can't, look.

04:34Ahoy!

04:37Jesus.

04:38It might be a woman.

04:39Should we impart this to the authorities?

04:42I don't think so.

04:45I think she's fine out here.

04:46Stop looking at me to help!

04:49She looks fine.

04:51I think we keep going on this one, boys.

04:53Alright.

04:53Full speed ahead!

04:54Full speed ahead, Captain.

04:55Ignore you all my money here!

04:56That's Captain!

04:57Full speed ahead.

04:59Hey, there's a guy swimming feverishly to shore over there.

05:03Must be your husband.

05:04I'll keep blasting this horn.

05:11It's not doing any good.

05:14Hypothermia's setting in pretty, pretty good.

05:17God.

05:18Looks like some kind of sea creature that's half frozen to itself.

05:21You know what they don't tell you is that the people that come to help you just watch you.

05:24They just stare at you in the middle there.

05:27Quick, take a picture and put it on Twitter.

05:28Yeah.

05:29See if I can get a, uh, it's hard to get her all in one shot.

05:32Ahoy!

05:38What else do you say?

05:38I think it's battle cry is ahoy.

05:41Is that a, it's a battle cry or a mating call?

05:44I think it's a mating.

05:44It's like a, like a sea lion or something.

05:47Is it a manatee?

05:49I don't think we have those in these parts, but it's freezing here.

05:53I think it'd be dead.

05:54Maybe a swim of the Mississippi River.

05:56I've heard about sharks that do that.

05:57I know.

05:58I'm a human.

05:59It's hard to tell.

06:00It's really hard to put this together.

06:02Like you, I'm a human being.

06:04Connie.

06:05Connie's the best.

06:06I lived a whole Connie line.

06:10Jeez, I mean, we, turn, start turning right.

06:13It's getting, like, a little bit annoying.

06:16Start turning right.

06:17I don't know why.

06:18Hey.

06:18Starboard, boys.

06:19Yeah.

06:20Starboard.

06:20I'm starboard.

06:21Worst rescue ever.

06:24Hey, I have to ahoy.

06:25I thought I heard something, but, I think she, it said something about Chips Ahoy.

06:34I love those cookies.

06:35I know.

06:35But chewy ones are the best.

06:37She obviously loves them, too.

06:39You think she has them?

06:40No.

06:41Chips Ahoy.

06:42That was just, that was just a gasp.

06:47That was a gasp.

06:48Yeah, that's not even a gasp.

06:49That was Connie.

06:50Oh, I thought it was a horse.

06:51Oh, what's that smell?

06:52It must be a rotten fish.

06:54I think whatever it is, it's dead.

06:56Yeah.

06:56I'll leave some fish dying around me.

06:57It's eating raw fish right now.

07:01Oh, my God.

07:03Somebody help.

07:04Looks like Gollum.

07:05He just sits there and stares.

07:09Yeah, I love rescuers that just look at each other.

07:12Yeah.

07:12Binoculars.

07:13Yeah, that's it.

07:15Ahoy!

07:16She's fine.

07:17You know what?

07:17She's not really.

07:20She's like waving at us.

07:21Hey!

07:21SOS!

07:22How are you?

07:23SOS!

07:25Ignore that thing.

07:26Look over there.

07:27There's a bikini babe and a water ski.

07:29She might.

07:30Oh.

07:31It may be a Cuban or something.

07:33I don't know what that means, though.

07:37SOS!

07:38SOS!

07:40Bonjour!

07:42What are you speaking that way?

07:43French?

07:44I don't know.

07:46I can't tell what's going on down there.

07:48Poor Connie.

07:49Poor Connie.

07:50Two days.

07:51She's trying to find love on a mattress.

07:53No.

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