Froggy Can't Stand Fester's Breath
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00:00Yeah, we're back. It's the MJ Morning Show. It's Q105. MJ here with Froggy, Fester, and Roxanne.
00:09And now the moment you've all been waiting for, it's the return of the Froggy Friday Fall Concert Series.
00:18I'm laughing because Froggy looks ridiculous. We've got three cameras. This is a three-camera shoot.
00:25Buck is in here from Beasley Broadcast Video Department. We've got three video cameras set up here.
00:34Don't take me while I clean my glasses. What are you doing?
00:37Froggy looks very Hot Tub Time Machine-ish.
00:40How would you describe the way Froggy's dressed up?
00:42Hot Tub Time Machine.
00:43I mean, it's like 1986 came and just puked in our studio.
00:46You know this is an 80s band, right?
00:49Yeah, so do you get it?
00:51Froggy's got some kind of, like, black wig on. He's got sunglasses on.
00:58He's got a green fluorescent headband on. He's wearing a black and pink and green tracksuit made out of nylon.
01:10Where did you find this?
01:11Where did you get this?
01:13Seriously.
01:13At the Rockstar store, baby. That's weird.
01:15All right, so this was a long tradition on the MJ Morning Show when we were over at Gandy on FLZ, and it's the Froggy Friday Fall Concert Series.
01:26So Froggy does an original song. Something prompted Froggy to write a song, and then it would culminate with a stunt, some kind of crazy finale.
01:34And I knew what the fanalies generally were because they were big, elaborate stunts.
01:40He'd jump through a ring of fire in the parking lot.
01:43We would drop a car on the stage moments.
01:46Seriously, we had a—who was the crane company? Sims, right?
01:49Sims Crane.
01:50Yeah, we'd have Sims Crane out there with a giant crane, and they literally would drop an automobile from, like, 60 feet in the air onto the stage the minute Froggy finished the song and vacated the stage.
02:01Right, baby. 300, 400 people showed up for that.
02:03It was crazy. People used to line the parking lots over on Gandy.
02:07All right, here we go.
02:08Ladies and gentlemen, this is the premiere of the Froggy Friday Fall Concert Series here on Q105.
02:13Ready.
02:14And set it up. Tell us what you're doing, what precipitated this song, and just tell us what happened.
02:21Ever since we came back on the show, it's really hit me how bad—I forgot how bad Fester's breath really was after all these years.
02:27I've never noticed that Fester's breath was bad.
02:30Well, I did. And, Roxanne, I don't know if you have as well.
02:33But it's so bad, you can almost see the stink coming out of his mouth.
02:36It's almost visual.
02:37It's almost visual.
02:38We have plexiglass between us as well, so I have it not for the coronavirus, but rather the breath.
02:42Okay, so go ahead.
02:43So this is a song about Fester's breath by my new 80s band, School of Tadpils.
02:49As you see, my name is Skrizzle. I'm the lead singer.
02:53DJ Skrizzle Skrizzle.
02:54And this is going to be the very first—what are you laughing at, my name?
02:59No.
02:59Son of a bitch.
03:00I'm a superstar. Don't you dare.
03:01Go ahead, superstar.
03:02All right, so this is called Fester's breath with a very special finale ending, and you'll see what it is.
03:09I hope everybody enjoys it.
03:10MJ, you have my track that me and Big Lou produced right over there.
03:13Yep, just tell me when to go.
03:14Give me a 3, 2, 1, 2, 3.
03:17Do you want MJ to give you like a real band intro coming to the stage?
03:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:21For the first time?
03:22Yeah, yeah, there you go.
03:23Introduce me.
03:23DJ voice.
03:23Introduce me.
03:24Ladies and gentlemen, it's Skrizzle and his band, A School of Tadpils.
03:35Crank it.
03:38Come on, guys, move!
03:40I'm not going to move.
03:43I must say it's good to be back, but something is definitely whack.
03:49The studio, it's a little small, and there's no air to breathe at all.
03:55No, but that's not my current gripe.
03:58There's something in the air tonight, yeah, something bad that could cause death.
04:04Yeah, I'm talking about Fester's breath.
04:07Fester's breath, it smells like doo-doo.
04:10Smells like a spoiled cane of yoo-hoo.
04:13Fester's breath smells like a dead corpse.
04:16Can't believe he hasn't got a divorce, yeah.
04:19Fester's death make you sick.
04:21Make you want to dig your eyeball out with a doll stick.
04:25Fester's breath is bad, have you heard?
04:27He might brush his teeth with a tooth turd.
04:30It consumes the entire room.
04:40It smells so bad it causes doom and gloom.
04:43It'll make your eyes squint.
04:46Too powerful for a single mint.
04:49Smells like a dying ass.
04:52Probably a dead largemouth bass.
04:54Stinky ass on moldy cheese.
04:58Evacuate if he has to sneeze.
05:01Fester's breath, it smells doo-doo.
05:03Smells like a spoiled cane of yoo-hoo.
05:06Fester's breath smells like a dead corpse.
05:09Can't believe he hasn't got a divorce.
05:12Fester's breath, it'll make you sick.
05:14Make you want to dig your eyeball out with a doll stick, yeah.
05:18Fester's breath is bad, have you heard?
05:22He must brush his teeth with a tooth turd.
05:26Wow.
05:27I can't wait for the finale.
05:29Is it over?
05:29What's off?
05:30Is this the finale?
05:31Is this the finale?
05:33Wait a minute, Froggy?
05:34Froggy has just held up a bottle of...
05:37Froggy has held up a bottle of Listerine.
05:41He is now pouring the bottle of Listerine
05:44into a super soaker water gun.
05:47Oh, no.
05:49Oh, no.
05:50Bad breath.
05:51Bad breath.
05:53Bad breath.
05:54Bad breath.
05:55Bad breath.
05:57Bad breath.
05:58Bad breath.
05:59Bad breath.
06:00Bad breath.
06:01Bad breath.
06:02Froggy is just...
06:03You burned my eyes to ass.
06:06Folks, Froggy has just attacked Fester
06:09with the super soaker filled with Listerine.
06:12Listerine.
06:14Froggy has just shot Fester with Listerine
06:16from a super soaker.
06:18The Listerine is all over Fester's face.
06:21Here, Fester, here.
06:22Fester, did it get in your eyes?
06:26Right in my eyes.
06:27I didn't even know you got the Listerine in my eyes.
06:29Are you all right?
06:30You want to smell...
06:30Oh, my God.
06:32Where are you?
06:33You want to smell the studio.
06:34It smells like a tank...
06:35It smells good.
06:35It smells like a tanker truck overturned full of Lister mint.
06:39Oh, my God.
06:40My nuts.
06:41I can't see.
06:42Fester, are you okay?
06:43I'm fine.
06:45Oh!
06:45The Listerine went into Fester's eyes.
06:49It's in my coffee.
06:51Froggy finished the song.
06:54He fills up a super soaker with Lister mint, Listerine,
06:58and then sprays it all over Fester's face.
07:01Fester.
07:02Are you all right?
07:02No, it's right in my eyes.
07:03I look like a bloodshot my eyes are.
07:05Hey, Squizzle, what are you doing?
07:07What are you talking about?
07:08You got bad breath.
07:09I had to fix it.
07:09Did you see Froggy's intensity when he was using that?
07:19Hey, listen, that's going to be a good video.
07:20Folks, he's back.
07:22We shot the video.
07:23We'll put it up on the website.
07:25Froggy's back with the Friday concert series.
07:27MJ Morning Show.