00:00All right, it's 2019. We can't even have real coffee anymore. There's this new coffee company out that's trying to compete with Starbucks. 99.5 QIK, Mark and Melanie, Tampa Bay's morning crew. But listen, it's fake coffee. It's made of molecules that mimic the taste of coffee beans. Okay. And listen, they did a taste test on the streets of Seattle. Listen to people's reaction of this fake coffee.
00:23I like this one. I like that one more. So this is the one you would pick then? First one that you selected is actually a Tomo. So this is a coffee brand we're creating. I was like, it tastes kind of burnt. It's going to be Starbucks. People were picking this new coffee called a Tomo. It's fake. It's these fake molecules. And I'm going, oh, gosh. A Tomo. I will say, though, Starbucks does taste burnt. Like, I get Starbucks sometimes. I'm just like, I don't know. It's only like a fire broke out in this coffee cup. Yeah, I'm more of a Dunkin' girl.
00:52Yeah, I'd have to lean that way, too. I had to pick. Man, if you give me fake coffee, we're fighting. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's on. Like, fake coffee in 2019? And so it's saving all these people. People will be like, why? So I did research on it. It just saves the coffee company's money. They don't have to go out and do the whole bean game and rinse the beans and all the flavors of the beans. It's these fake molecules. Okay, wait. But what about the caffeine? Is it the same? I don't think there's real caffeine in it. I don't. Yeah, I guess I could add it. But the actual taste of the coffee.
01:22I know, but people, it was tricking people on the streets of Seattle to coffee mecca. Yeah, but it's all good now until they're falling asleep in 30 minutes. It's true. 2019 continues, everybody. Can't even have real coffee. You got people licking ice cream in the stores. You got licking ice cream, putting it back, and now we have fake coffee. People like fake coffee. It's like the aliens have taken over. Man, it's crazy.
01:45I don't know.
01:47I know.
