Wacky News: The Angry Tomato Thrower And A Tree Falls On A Port-O-Potty And Traps Someone Inside

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00:00Kathy Davis and I have got some things to share in your wacky news stories of the afternoon.

00:04I don't know what's wrong with people these days, but there's a 77-year-old woman named Judith who lives in the villages up in North Florida.

00:12She's retired, so life is just nice and easy and calm for her.

00:16You would think.

00:17You would think.

00:18Last Friday night, Judith was hungry, so she went to Burger King.

00:22Well, she didn't like the thickness of the tomato slices on her Whopper.

00:25So, we're not sure if they were too thick or too thin, but either way, Judith was really upset.

00:30She started screaming at the woman working at the Burger King, and then she threw her Whopper at the employee.

00:36Judith was arrested for felony battery.

00:40I can imagine.

00:41Can you believe it?

00:42For throwing a burger.

00:44And, you know, that one wasn't on the menu, the Angry Whopper.

00:47The Angry Whopper.

00:48No, that was not on there.

00:50All right.

00:50If you think that was crazy enough, and if at one time or another, we've all done it, use the port-a-toilet, right?

00:59Uh-huh.

00:59When you have to.

01:00The port-a-potty.

01:01I mean, for races and events, sometimes that's what you got.

01:05Yeah.

01:05Well, it's unpleasant enough, but when a tree falls on a port-a-potty while someone is in it.

01:15I don't know.

01:16Oh, ew.

01:17Yeah.

01:18This happened in Pennsylvania's Gettysburg National Military Park, believe it or not, on Friday.

01:25And the rescuers had to come and saw off part of the tree and then cut open the port-a-potty to free the man who, yes, was taken to the hospital,

01:36but, no, the only reason we make fun of this is there was non-life-threatening injuries.

01:41I just wonder, though, it makes me wonder, the tree falls on there.

01:47Does that scare the crap out of you?

01:49It does, yeah.

01:51Ew.

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