Wacky News: A Woman Feeds Hot Cheetos to Monkeys at the Zoo

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00:00I love this. A woman in Texas went to a zoo in El Paso over the weekend and climbed into the monkey

00:05enclosure and started feeding the monkeys flaming hot Cheetos. They were spider monkeys, but the

00:13flaming hot Cheetos can do a lot of damage to a monkey's stomach. Obviously, Cheetos are not part

00:19of their normal diet. The director of the zoo called it very stupid for this woman and says

00:23they have to install a higher fence now because they don't need people climbing into monkey

00:27enclosures. The police did not release the woman's name, but her boss did because she's already

00:33fired over this. They recognized her from a video someone posted online. Her name's Lucy

00:38Ray. She was working at a law firm as a litigation assistant. You would think she would be a little

00:43bit smarter. One would think. What a crazy. All right. I got it. I got a crazy Florida man

00:49story. Oh, good. You're going to love this one. This is down in South of us here in Collier

00:53County. Troopers pulled over this guy because he was driving erratically. He was all over

00:58the road. He had his left hand turn signal on, which welcome to Florida. And he was weaving

01:05out of this lane in that lane. So they pulled him over to see what was going on. They did

01:10smell some alcohol on his breath. His speech was a little slurred. He couldn't find his insurance

01:15paperwork. And and so then he commenced to give him excuses. He said, well, you know, I don't

01:22have a dentist or a doctor, but I may be diabetic because my hands are tingling. Well, his hands

01:29were tingling for another reason. But he said, you know, this is a great excuse. My truck got

01:39hit by lightning. That's why it's pulling to the left. And by the way, there were no storms

01:44around. Right. Yeah. So needless to say, he denied drinking, say, well, listen, I only had

01:50some peanuts and some cracker jacks. Take me out to the ball game. This guy kept pouring it on,

01:58pouring it on. The troopers knew better than that. He's now facing DUI charges. And you know what?

02:05He may not have gotten hit by lightning, but he was definitely buzzed.

02:09Oh, yeah.