00:00you ought to quit general rv and get a job at lazy days yeah that's that's what you ought to do
00:05fester what's the status on your ball dropping lately i mean i so if i say if i say fester
00:17tell me about your ball dropping yes what do you think i'm talking about i have a guess
00:24this change of italian men go through
00:27what have you dropped the ball on okay well there's a couple of things that i'm having
00:40difficulty with and something that i actually did put together for you okay okay what do you think
00:46you're having difficulty with gabagool guy yes yes i'm having difficulty with this how is that
00:50difficult that's the easiest one that's the easiest damn thing in the world gabagool and we talked about
00:55it and i've got the management here are all saying oh man we can't wait for gabagool man okay so the
01:01management wants to see gabagool man here at uh beasley media group they never requested anything
01:08from me it's well how tough is gabagool man it's a scheduling conflict with the other departments
01:14that i need it's not me well then go to ted go to travis and get it clear a very very bad week
01:21and a half you know three quarters dude we've been trying to do gabagool man for months okay this
01:27better be funnier than i hope it is but this is something that's definitely a very low level
01:34priority it is not a low level not for me not for me it's a top level priority for me
01:38i don't understand the problem you get a job you get a sweatsuit or attraction track suit and you get
01:44some it's the videography guys that are the impossible part gabagool man is simple fester
01:50gets his uh large italian body into a suede like or red jason sudeikis saturday night live what up
01:59with that adidas track suit first of all a true mafioso would never wear the red no haven't you seen
02:05episode of sopranos you wear a black black or navy fine you get a paulie walnuts just like big
02:09pussy dress all right so fester gets in a track suit cigar and he goes into delis you go to a
02:16public's deli you go to a win dixie you go to a bunch of you got mazzaro's you go to italian deli
02:21and we said the thing is why send them to a deli they're gonna have gabagool
02:25no hold on no send them to a coffee shop or something no no no no no no you missed the whole
02:32point you missed the point is do they know what the gabagool is oh okay of course they're going to
02:39gabagool is capicola so the the actual cold cut everybody knows that they don't know that so
02:45they don't so gabagool man is you want the the capicola which is a a it's a italian meat you know
02:54it gets sliced in the deli like boar's head makes capicola but italian americans for whatever reason
03:00they call it gabagool and like tony soprano all the soprano many episodes they're talking about the
03:06gabagool by italian americans you mean the people in that show i've been an italian american my whole
03:10life i've never heard gabagool oh come on what are you talking about i'm not italian american i heard
03:16of the gabagool so the whole premise with gabagool man is we send fester to deli counters and he just
03:22walks up with a cigar in his mouth and yeah i need a pound of the gabagool give me the gabagool
03:27give me the gabagool and what's gonna happen when they go okay and hand it that's fine that's fine
03:31that's fine that's okay like if i go to catch a tory brothers on hanley road they may know about
03:36gabagool if i go to the save a lot on bears avenue they might not know what the gabagool
03:41i don't even know if the save a lot's gonna have capicola i don't know if they have a deli but
03:45that's the point all fester says is the gabagool so no matter what what what sir gabagool
03:51give me the gabagool and it deteriorates from there and all he says is every answer is just
03:59the gabagool where's the gabagool okay now where's the gabagool when's it when's it get funny
04:05so that's video number one what about the other video the thing that i'm putting together for you
04:14okay what are you putting together for me who are you putting together well i have an appointment
04:18tomorrow with whom oh i can't i can't make that you son of a no sorry what is it it's gotta be
04:25gabagool first tony from the pawn shop is gonna test froggy's tooth oh that's great yes i got my
04:31friend tony tony the pawn shop guy he's not gonna stick his fingers in my mouth he's got a thing he's
04:37got a thing he's gonna stick his thing in my mouth yes so we want guys gonna stick a thing in my mouth
04:44all right so this came up on the show last week that froggy has a big gold cap yeah but we want
04:51to know what carrot gold back of my mouth it's like a molar we want to know what carrot gold
04:56froggy's cap is didn't this come up because we were talking about last salvation army gold tooth
05:02there was a story yes somebody put a gold tooth in a salvation army kettle now typically around the
05:08holidays people put gold coins in that could be worth you know a thousand bucks 1500 bucks
05:13but somebody put a gold toothus in the salvation army bucket and that led to froggy's got a gold
05:19tooth and what carrot gold is froggy's tooth how long have you had it froggy geez 20 years yeah so
05:24it's got to be greater than it's got to be less than 24 it's got to be more like pawn shop paunch up tony
05:30pawn shop tony i contacted him last week and i asked him i said hey i'll stick my thing in his mouth
05:35no problem he goes hey you tell froggy to open his mouth up wide i'll put my thing in his mouth
05:41and what's the other video that we need to do that you you know you've been slow training me man you
05:46know the thing is you've got too many ideas you have a oh i have too many ideas for him to handle
05:52we're a radio morning show and i've got too many ideas he can't handle all of your ideas we've got too
05:57much content yeah the thing is see you are dumping stuff on him daily about videos and videos he's got
06:04a book the video you've done nothing it's like it's like you you know what you ought to quit
06:09gas nozzle man you ought to quit general rv and get a job at lazy days yeah that's that's what you
06:15ought to do yeah wait that's just the name of the place yeah actually very productive nice guys over
06:20you're not you're not getting stuff done is it first of all what's the other big video concept
06:24that's going to be stellar i can't remember what is the other many what is the other mj tv you did
06:29gas nozzle man that was great we have two installments of gas nozzle man which for those
06:34that don't know it's where fester uh we have a prop well first of all it took you three months to
06:39get the gas nozzle from the from the took like three weeks okay you and your jaded memory over
06:44here yeah you revisionist history fester has an actual gas station gas nozzle with 10 feet of black
06:50hose and it's a prop and fester goes to a gas station and then pretends like he's filling up the
06:55car and then puts in the prop nozzle then drives off and he's dragging the hose and that's gas
07:00nozzle man and the reactions of people precious fantastic we did two installments of that up at
07:05mjmorningshow.com and oh was it no arms man no pump your gas no that wasn't that wasn't an idea of
07:12mind no that would be a funny one that might be put tuck your arms in your shirt sorry sir i have no arm
07:18can you put my gas start yelling at him hey fester i can't remember the other one wasn't there
07:23another one about getting rid of garbage at a drive-thru it's garbage drive-thru drive-thru
07:30window guy both can you throw this away you hand him a little bicycle it's first of all both ideas
07:36listen both ideas this is beyond me i'm just the star and talent of this dude if you can't get the
07:41video department to go shoot the videos with you you need to go to our program director ted and say ted
07:46we're trying to create amazing content for the mj morning show and we're not having any luck getting
07:52video booked well so ted did a great i mean what's his name coop did a great job with the video last
07:58time do i have to step in do i have to step in and handle this maybe so this has been a rough week
08:03for those guys they've been working uh they've been a big week i've been trying to get these
08:06things done for a couple of months now it's been a rough month for those guys so it's been a rough
08:11year really we'll get it before before christmas yes oh perfect i'm glad you said that no
08:17thanksgiving no it's like we're not you said christmas first we agreed to christmas i want
08:21one for next week we had a gentleman's agreement on christmas no i want one before next week's
08:27over before we go on thanksgiving break i want one done and then drive-thru window man folks this is
08:33great drive-thru window man is where fester pulls up to fast food drive-thru windows and just says hey
08:38can you throw this out for me would you mind putting this in trash for me and then fester hands the
08:42most ridiculous things through the car window into the window of the fast food place like 100 feet
08:48of garden hose he just feeds it into the drive-thru equipment you know maybe a weed whack old weed
08:54whacker old laptop you know big big screen tv i'm gonna get that in the car all kinds of stuff i mean
09:01he's just he thinks all this is just he comes up with it and you just go do it like it's so easy it
09:05could go viral
09:06could go viral
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