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Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking to Anne Carlini about how Ozzy Osbourne is using Skype for sex therapy and James is confused when he thinks he heard Ozzy was using Skype to have sex.

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00:00We're wrapping it up, but Ann Carlini's getting it going.
00:11She's here in the studio now.
00:12What's going on, Ann?
00:13Well, you know, Ozzy has fought addiction, has been very open about it for a long time now.
00:19But now he's coming out and saying that his sex addiction is the worst addiction that he battles.
00:25Really?
00:25Yeah, because, you know, this whole thing came out with his stylist, Michelle Pierce.
00:30That he was having the affair, Sharon threatened to leave, and then all of a sudden she was back.
00:35But this is what he says.
00:36It's by far the worst addiction that I have when I was drinking or doing drugs.
00:40It was affecting me physically, but with the sex addiction, it affects everybody.
00:45It made me realize what a complete idiot I was.
00:49So it's just about the effects of it, because when you're banging everybody and people are finding out about it, then it's bad news.
00:59Well, his first statement was, I'm a rock star.
01:01She's a groupie.
01:03Yeah.
01:04You know, that was the first thing he said.
01:05And then to find out, she was in the house for a full year before the relationship started.
01:12Now, I would believe that he didn't even realize she was there.
01:16And one day he woke up and went, who are you?
01:19Yeah.
01:21So, but he says now he even does sex therapy sessions on Skype when he's on the road.
01:27That would be interesting.
01:29Sex therapy Skype?
01:31People are still lining up to bang Ozzy, huh?
01:34Crazy.
01:34I mean, that's nuts, right?
01:36I mean, I don't know.
01:36It's Ozzy Osbourne, dude.
01:38But, I mean, you know, you've got to have some.
01:43I'm more impressed he knows how to Skype sex with anybody.
01:47That's a technological leap on his.
01:49He can barely stand on stage and sing a song.
01:52Someone set it up for him.
01:53Someone set it up.
01:54Someone set it up.
01:54Someone set it up.
01:55How horrible of a job is that?
01:56And I'm the guy who has to set up Ozzy Osbourne's iPad so he can.
01:59He's not having sex.
02:00He's having sex therapy.
02:02Oh.
02:03Yes.
02:03Yes.
02:04I miss her back completely.
02:05I'm sorry.
02:06I apologize.
02:06He's not having Ozzy sex on Skype.
02:08No.
02:09I thought they were like, Skype is Skype sex.
02:10No, no, no.
02:11He's having therapy, sex therapy on Skype.
02:14That would be a rough job.
02:14Back to the show, guys.
02:15Okay.
02:15Thank you, James.
02:16That was James.
02:19Ozzy, your sex iPad's ready.
02:24He falls asleep.
02:26Yeah.
02:26Aw, wake up, Ozzy.
02:27Come on, Ozzy.
02:29Touch you.
02:34You wouldn't be able to understand what he's saying.
02:37Are you asking me to take my panties off?
02:40I don't know.
02:45Not a lot getting done.
02:48You know?
02:49Oh, being in charge of Ozzy's sex guide would be a horrible job.
02:53It would be.
02:54Mr. Osbourne, are you ready for your sex?
02:56Is that a yes?
03:00No?
03:02So that's yes.
03:03Okay, you're connected.
03:08I'll be out of the hall.
03:09You let me know when you need to sign off.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Yeah.
03:15Bad job.
03:16It is.
03:17But yeah, no, they're still doing them.
03:19That's a Mike Rowe dirty job episode right there.
03:21Yeah, it is.
03:22It is.
03:23Ozzy sex therapist Skype manager.
03:25Oh, my God.
03:26This is a dirty one.
03:29Didn't get dirtier.
03:31You definitely need the rubber gloves for that one.
03:33Oh, my goodness.
03:34Yes.
03:34Oh, my goodness.
03:35Oh, my goodness.
03:35Oh, my goodness.
03:36Oh, my goodness.
03:37Oh, my goodness.
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03:46Oh, my goodness.
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